NOTIFICATION SQUAD!!

Not last!

I have never been this early to one of his videos…. it is 2:30A:M and I have school tomorrow…

JOHN IS A PIGEON

Notification squad! Also, I guess I’m in the first twenty. Rick Scott has to be one of the most evil governors in America today.

Fish ? lube ???

Rick Scott denying formerly convicted felons their voting rights should be on EVERY democratic campaign ad against him.

The self-proclaimed “land of the free” has the highest incarceration rate in the whole world, it puts more people behind bars than China and India combined, how’s that for irony?

Last week tonight sponsored by the pope.

Who else knew it was going to be Florida before he said it was Florida?

The owl is right guys

How is everyone so quixk???

Oh cool. I’m awake for this one.

To anyone who currently lives in Florida (coming from someone who lived their briefly as a kid), I’m sorry that Rick Scott is your current governor and could potentially be your future Senator (coming from a Texan who had both George Bush Jr. and Rick Perry as my Governors before they became President and a Trump Cabinet member).

Ok so Idk if John will even see this but can we have a Last Week Tonight on Women’s Rights? Please? Leave a like if you agree. Let’s see how many we can get.

Ima like my comment first. That’ll start it.

Last election, I walked around with an ‘I Farted’ sticker all day, and nobody noticed.

Wow, that “No taxation without representation” line was an impressive way of pointing out how big of an issue this!

Ah… Florida. America’s meth head cousin who somehow gets made executor of the family patriarch’s will.

I think yelling “Fish Lube” would’ve been funnier than his original answer.

Daniel O’Brien (formerly from Cracked.com/Youtube) was one of the writers today. One of the most talented and funny people I have ever seen. Congratulations!