Ban those who instigate the situation and don’t listen to the flight attendants. Put them on the no fly list. This has gotten too far already, too many Trumpsters think they have more rights than others, bunch of Karens and Kevins. Accountability, people need to understand their actions and words have consequences!
Instead of jumping out of the dropship, battlebus, Boeing 787, or whatever in your preferred battle royale game, skip the boring skydiving and just hold a brawl on the plane. Winner gets the only serving of the chicken meal and everyone else gets tofu. Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
Phoenix-Airlines
ReplyBurn today, Rise tomorrow
Missed the boat on this one, Spirit Airlines! Like Skype dropping the pandemic ball.
ReplyBrawl Winner gets to fly the plane!
ReplyHire ex MMA fighters as security.
Replyyeah get Bouncers in the plane but don’t make the process of boarding better.
Replyx4w
Replyvun.fyi
I think I prefer Trevor’s Smackdown Airlines.
ReplyFly Ryan Air to get arrested by a Belarus authoritarian with fighter jets for organizing protests at 26 years old.
ReplyDidn’t the Daily Show already do this bit?
ReplyBan those who instigate the situation and don’t listen to the flight attendants. Put them on the no fly list. This has gotten too far already, too many Trumpsters think they have more rights than others, bunch of Karens and Kevins. Accountability, people need to understand their actions and words have consequences!
ReplyRepublicans cant trust them to fly
ReplyThose people have have pandemic mental illness cause this ain’t normal
ReplyInstead of jumping out of the dropship, battlebus, Boeing 787, or whatever in your preferred battle royale game, skip the boring skydiving and just hold a brawl on the plane. Winner gets the only serving of the chicken meal and everyone else gets tofu. Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
ReplyLaughing track? Really?
Reply90% of the cases of unruly passengers are all Karen’s not wanting to use masks.
ReplyJust copying the daily show now
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