FB Upholds Trump’s Ban, Rocket Pieces Fall to Earth & Biden’s Vaccine Plan | The Daily Show

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Published on May 6, 2021

Facebook’s “Supreme Court” votes to uphold Trump’s ban for six more months, parts of a Chinese rocket are falling back to Earth, Biden hopes to have 70% of American adults vaccinated by July 4, and NYC gets rid of snow days in favor of remote learning. #DailyShow #TrevorNoah #Trump

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  • ShowTym Podcast 2 years ago

    Dear South Africans I’m tired of Trevor Noah and the Daily show’s radical wokidy woke woke wokeness. And I’m South African 🇿🇦. I just did a video about him.

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  • PhantaTomical 2 years ago

    Trevor you mean your mama! xD HA!

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  • RadioMarginal 2 years ago

    And now FB shares are going down

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  • Draco Magnius 2 years ago

    Man Covid killed snow days…

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  • Darin Preston 2 years ago

    Cancel snow days if you want, but there will need to be mental health days built into the schedule. We need to stop grinding people to dust for the sake of the economy. The vast majority are not getting rich from it, so stop killing yourself over work. Work full-time, but stop with the weekend work and 10-12 hour days just to meet your boss’s demands.

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  • pablo fuentes 2 years ago

    Trevor, please post a video about Colombia!!!!

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  • TheMiddleClass TAXSLAVE 2 years ago

    Do liberals actually believe Trump wants to still be on FB? Twitter? That’s a laugh right there!

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  • Toni Schedl 2 years ago

    Next thing you know Mitch makes an all Justice-NBA-team.

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  • TheMiddleClass TAXSLAVE 2 years ago

    Decision day? 😂. WTH …. these people. Come on maaaannnn…

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  • Chez Pizza 2 years ago

    Election day needs to federal holiday, jezz.

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  • Michael Asante 2 years ago

    The yo mama joke 😭😭😭😭

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  • SailorMoon 2 years ago

    The dolphins would curse the duck out of China as if China has not all ready polluted enough and want to spread to the world… fud

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  • tazmon122 2 years ago

    if you don’t know the joy of a snowday, i pity you.

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  • Birdie Greenwell 2 years ago

    ayyye i’m in the PNW so i’m safe 🤙

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  • Sebastian Karchefski 2 years ago

    Election day is virtual learning? What’s the point of this, I genuinely wanna know.

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  • Gabe Mendoza 2 years ago

    Snow days…? I grew up in a snowy state, never had a snow day in my life. Few feet of snow… who cares? Black ice on the road, but you better get to school. SMH

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  • R O M A N 2 years ago

    china was so dangerous to rest of the world
    1.covid
    2.rocket fail

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  • nuanced 2 years ago

    Covid and now rocket parts. Anything else they want to give us?

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  • Savannah M. Laurentian 2 years ago

    How about putting 45 in prison where he belongs? No FB access there.

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  • Mashcook's Molepo 2 years ago

    “yo mama” owww!!!!

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  • Smurky Smurk 2 years ago

    Find a better host

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  • shafi muhammad 2 years ago

    As a master on snack video I will spread positivity by my video and my content, thank you.

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  • Daneka m 2 years ago

    That dolphin though 🤣🤣

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  • Joe Dirt 2 years ago

    No more snow days 🤯😭

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  • audrey takeshta 2 years ago

    “yo ma ma” HAH HAH LOL-made my day

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  • Dee Wynn 2 years ago

    They’re always taking more away from schools than they add to them.

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  • असाधारण जाट 2 years ago

    2:53 cringe

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  • Shin 2 years ago

    “Oh gee, there is white stuff falling from the sky, better close the schools!”
    Bunch o’ wussies

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  • Phelelani Mkhize 2 years ago

    Thanks a lot Daily Show – Dolphin Trevor is going to give me nightmares for the forseeable future now

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  • Kate Coombs 2 years ago

    The actual purpose of Trump’s blog is to get around being banned from Twitter and FB since he’s designed it so his followers can put his tweets and posts on there for him! The guy is so slithery!

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  • Fauler Perfektionist 2 years ago

    I don’t understand how it’s not FB’s business to ban Drumpf indefinitely. I mean FB is a private company. No one has _any_ business protesting if they decide they just want to ban someone.

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  • Isa Alvarez 2 years ago

    😂😂, You’re a light in all this crazy!

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  • Marc Whinery 2 years ago

    Trevor Dolphin needs to do interviews.

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  • Rational Fanatic 2 years ago

    4 months later and Trevor Noah still can’t stop talking about Donald Trump. The Don lives rent free in his head. Lol.

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  • b s 2 years ago

    U are not funny

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  • b s 2 years ago

    I want a funny host not a liberal activist

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  • b s 2 years ago

    Ur show sux

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  • b s 2 years ago

    Ur jokes are cringe..are ur jokes written for 8 year olds?

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  • Tumo Denzel Letuka 2 years ago

    😂😂😂😂

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  • MartiWilson 2 years ago

    𝐈𝐦 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 $𝟏𝟑𝐤 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞. 𝐈 𝐤𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐈 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐭. 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞. 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐝𝐨.𝐂𝐨𝐩𝐲 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞…… 𝐖𝐰𝐰.𝐉𝐨𝐛𝐬𝟕𝟎.𝐜𝐨𝐦

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  • Racha Sahar 2 years ago

    China has made it its duty to end life on planet EARTH ☻

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  • Andreí Torres 2 years ago

    lol, my momma ain’t fat, but still made me laugh lol, thanks Trevor and writers =)

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  • windex pexs 2 years ago

    Wait new zealand

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  • Hashim ThaDream 2 years ago

    Not gonna lie, I miss the Trump impressions 😂😂😂

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  • Internet Safety 2 years ago

    lol here in ga we’ve had online school for bad weather since I started school

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  • David Kodeski 2 years ago

    Can we please stop talking about him?

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  • Carlos Justo 2 years ago

    Looks like your stressed out these days.. Your day is coming 😂

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  • Killer Joe 2 years ago

    From the 24k golden toilet of Donald Trump would be funny, (get it liberal joke haha, trump tweets from the golden toilet) and I’m a trump supporter saying this LOL;

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  • Killer Joe 2 years ago

    Even daily show knows #trump gets more views than hiden

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  • आदित्य Aditya मेहेंदळे Mehendale 2 years ago

    >>Cough<< SkyLab

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  • j w 2 years ago

    wow was that a flat earth map?
    china,,, with your slip you rendered an inevitable service to science.
    a map, a flat earth map never seen before

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  • Christel Headington 2 years ago

    It has been a very very very, long time since I was in school, but I seem to remember when there were snow days, our school would be the last to cancel.

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  • timesathousand 2 years ago

    I saw that “Yo mama” joke coming a mile away and I still laughed.

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  • Kevin Emerson Bonifacio 2 years ago

    China likes to mess things up. Like they missed handle coronavirus into their Laboratory and now their space rocket will eventually drop to earth.

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  • asude kavafoglu 2 years ago

    Another yo mama joke 😂😂

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  • Michael Macabobby 2 years ago

    How to nuke someone without retaliation: “oh no our “space rocket” fell on Moscow?!?!?”

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  • Kandrea's World 2 years ago

    You gotta luv “your momma” jokes!

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  • Robin Miller 2 years ago

    “ From the toilet bowl of DJT! That’s more appropriate!

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  • Ez101 R 2 years ago

    Trevor’s dolphin impression is uncanny

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  • Daniel Torres 2 years ago

    Russian roulette: global addition

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  • Flight To Hollis 2 years ago

    I hope the rocket falls on me

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  • Socially Kind 2 years ago

    I’m 11 years old and you are the best, I’ve even listened to you’re book

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  • Moe Reese 2 years ago

    It wasn’t an accident. China went from releasing biological weapons in the world to launching rockets at countries. #nukechina

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  • Chuck Griffith 2 years ago

    Trevor needs an audience…jumping the Shark…with a Dolphin and an Afro in this bit…yes time to reopen T.

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  • Lawrenzo Green 2 years ago

    The School Topic… I saw this happen in the Recess movie. I won’t spoil it cuz… It’s a classic

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  • jasN86 2 years ago

    ….wait, when was Facebook a place to rate women? I was on it back in the beginning and it was basically a MySpace for only college students in CA.

    With that being said, #@%^ DJT

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  • Anna Maguire 2 years ago

    Kids in California never get the snow days….

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  • Canadian Bear 2 years ago

    So I had a VPN set for Canada and tried watching this, and apparently this is blocked in Canada?? Then I checked, and using my Canadian VPN, I can’t see anything within three weeks ago. What’s up with that?

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  • Ashley Deane 2 years ago

    Stop bullying Major! 🐶

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  • azurecielo52479 2 years ago

    I guess kids not must feel the pain of all of us who have worked from home for years… no more sick days!!! They have now lost their innocence!

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  • N Saenz 2 years ago

    I hope you guys talk some abou Colombia

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  • Frerik Zandhuis 2 years ago

    Funny how the dolphin has the same accent trevor does

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  • Lori D R Blake 2 years ago

    Yeah, a Yo Mama joke? 😆😂😭😂😂

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  • Z E P H Y R S 2 years ago

    1:16 wrong! He does. But on his phone.

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  • Mountain LWolf 2 years ago

    Which hair cut is Trevor’s real hair cut, that is the question 😮

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  • FireFlashDrive 2 years ago

    I mean…sorry bout the snowdays but ive lived in SoCal my whole life so i never had a snow day.

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  • Ivan Renteria 2 years ago

    Actually the sun is heading for a cooling period in the next 10 years. Its temperature will drop anywhere between 5 and 10%. Oh and that malfunction rocket is just China taking a dump on the rest of the world.

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  • John Chessant 2 years ago

    Oh man, we hadn’t heard Trevor’s adorable dolphin impression since 2015!!

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  • Jesus Mind 2 years ago

    When the institutions of all wealth and influence are over run by the few who own the property and reap most of the shares, when that institution turns on the people who serve it and the rest who are served by it, when our organizations turn against us and there is no more peace, no more freedom to eat, to move about, or to work for one’s family and ones own needs, when all is lost to a few who want all the control and all the money, when nothing is left, speech and self expression is all we have. When freedom of expression is lost a person moves on to facebook

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  • jim catalfamo 2 years ago

    Hey Trevi, why don’t you do something worthwhile and stand outside and catch that Chinese rocket.

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  • Mikoto Misaka 2 years ago

    Actually Trevor, thanks to climate change there will be MORE snow in places where there SHOULDN’T be snow.

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  • Killed_By_The_Architect - 2 years ago

    Meanwhile people like Maxine Waters and Lebron James make continuous inflammatory and incite comments on social media and they are not banned for their actions, guess we know whose controlling Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and all the rest, the same people controlling this leftist mouth piece Trevor Noah.

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  • R. Joy Helvie 2 years ago

    Kids’ll complain about snow days right now, but they won’t be complaining when they won’t have to make up the snow days at the end of the year! My nieces are stuck in school for two more weeks than planned because of making up for snow/cold days. They won’t be out until May 31, instead of a week from now. I always *hated* the idea of making up snow days; cuts into summer vacation!

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  • The Last Dad on Earth 2 years ago

    I lived in a part of the country that never had snow days. Now you kids will know how I feel.

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  • Melissa Smith 2 years ago

    Isn’t it ironic he is banned from Facebook?
    https://youtu.be/H6PPB9N8Ax8

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  • Halfghani TeeVee 2 years ago

    Is the Corona Virus the real life Thanos Snap 😷😷😷

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  • Ethan jay krueger 2 years ago

    If it hits New York we go to war with China and I AM IN

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  • Bob Bobby 2 years ago

    So this is where antifa meets up

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  • K Giorella 2 years ago

    Trevor Noah. You are just funny!

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  • Lori Latimer 2 years ago

    I just figured out how to get the “Antis” vaccinated, just tell them if they are republican or of European Origin they are no longer welcome to get protected – Bam. You are welcome.

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  • Melanda Schmid-Ochieng 2 years ago

    “The main threat to the PLANET” is not COVID, that is a thread to human health and life. The main threat to the planet, ironically, is human civilization the way we currently practice it.

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  • Martin Zuniga 2 years ago

    Yoooooooo….. that yo mama joke, got me going”oooooohhh” at the same time as Trevor …. it felt nice😂😂😂

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  • Cookie LeB.A.P 2 years ago

    Wow not looking forward to a huge rocket randomly hitting a town, a lottery I do now want to partake in….

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  • CA2SD 2 years ago

    Twice impeached; twice banned. Haha!

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  • Crazycube 2 years ago

    Misread title as “FBI Upholds Trump’s ban.”

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  • The Variety Channel of youtube 2 years ago

    I’d watch your show if you weren’t so indifferent to anti semitism that you had Ice Cube on after he revealed himself to be an anti semite. Include Jews in your intersectionality to avoid situations like this, please.

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  • PointingOutObvious 2 years ago

    Trump: Facebook banned me. What bad luck. What else can happen next?

    Chinese rocket on its way.

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  • DreamTravelgirl 2 years ago

    Don’t forget the lead in the school water fountains!

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  • Oofmann 2 years ago

    From Corona origin to Nuclear fall out noice china noice.

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  • Matt Smith 2 years ago

    Trevor will go down in history as the funniest 🤣💀😭

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  • Midnight Queen 2 years ago

    That yo mama joke made me laugh harder than it should😂😂😂

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  • Dylan Roos 2 years ago

    🤣🤣

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  • Nathan Podsakoff 2 years ago

    Who cares?

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  • not sure 2 years ago

    wait… don’t we have a “Space Force”?!?!?!?! Why doesn’t that “Force” destroy the Chinese rocket in “Space” so that way when it hits atmosphere, the parts are so small that they all are gonna get burned in the atmosphere? Or do we not have “Space Force”?!?!?! Sorry I lost track where is the real reality and media reality

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  • Danetto 2 years ago

    did trevor do the audio editing himself? xd

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  • Winchester Hypnosis 2 years ago

    Make no mistake, this administration will never allow you to take off your mask, ever. It doesn’t matter if you have been vaccinated or not. If this doesn’t bother you then you are surely asleep. It was always about control.

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  • Dorota Błażej 2 years ago

    I am Ash and you are Brock

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  • Dorota Błażej 2 years ago

    It is not China is Śna

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  • Nomadic Media 2 years ago

    Those posts should not be allowed to be sent to any site that’s previously banned him.

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  • Kevin - K Wembo 2 years ago

    I’m offended on how you make fun of dolphin 🐬 Language 😡😡

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  • Anomim Eso 2 years ago

    pandemic is _not_ a threat to the world, it’s a threat to humanity. the world is more than just us.

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  • Davis Lee 2 years ago

    There were thousands of headlines on this for the last few days. Yeah. Did you even know there was SpaceX rocket debris landed on man’s farm in Washington?? Our hate towards China will eventually come back to Bite US. https://www.theverge.com/2021/4/2/22364582/spacex-rocket-debris-falls-farm-washington

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  • Kristoffer Tandberg 2 years ago

    Biden is best he is the best American president after AL,JFK AND FDR🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸👍🏻👍🏻

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  • Kristoffer Tandberg 2 years ago

    It’s a rocket

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  • The Man Behind The Mask 2 years ago

    Idk why but when he said Amber I thought he meant “amber alert” and that joke took on a while different meaning for me

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  • RDX Gaming 2 years ago

    Hello brother watching u since 5 year can u plz make video of Awareness of covid nd vaccine in context to Nepal big fan bro love u from Nepal plz its humble rqst with u plz make 1 video of it many people watch u from Nepal hope this will make more people aware people think vaccine is unsafe so i beg u plz make 1 video on awareness on covid nd vaccine plz🥰

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  • Kim-anne linthicum 2 years ago

    What if this was China’s plan all along 😂

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  • Brian 2 years ago

    This guy is the worst

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  • Islamuddin Liton 2 years ago

    T.R.U.M.P
    The Racist Unhinged MAD* Person
    *=MAD=Mutually Assured Destruction

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