Meet Texas: home of Ted Cruz, power crises, and the best pitstop for anti-gun dildo protests. #DailyShow #Texas
00:00 – TEXAS STUDENTS’ ANTI-GUN DILDO PROTEST
05:16 – TED CRUZ: THE BOOGER ON THE LIP OF DEMOCRACY
14:24 – BLAMING AOC FOR THE POWER CRISIS
23:48 – TRUMP SUPPORTERS DESTROYING THEIR OWN CAREERS
27:57 – CRIMINAL JUSTICE REFORMER MARK GONZALEZ
33:10 – BRICKY THE BORDER WALL RALLIES TRUMP SUPPORTERS
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My eyes! It burns!!
ReplyTucker always has that “Wat R ya talking about..?..?” , look on his face… Maybe the birthing doctor, slapped the wrong end..?..!
ReplySo can we revisit the south seceding from the union……Texas is out and some others need to go. Never thought I would ever feel this way about America but……. Things have certainly been disillusioning over time.
ReplySound like to me you hate Republicans cuz you clearly see Joe Biden messing up but there’s no sketches nobody talking about him so what’s your narrative is lie to the people
ReplyThat’s the best response they could come up with to guns by college students?
ReplyI’m a Native Texan…I hate backwards Texas. I visit to only see family. I wish I could rescue them…
Reply😂😂😂
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ReplySeriously, cruz is SHREK,
Reply😂
ReplyCruz = POS
ReplyI’m with this Shhhh, don’t be at the Gun Fight and you have A Screwdriver !!! O.o
ReplyWhat a great recruiting tool for a college.
Reply~ On our campus, everyone carries ~
Wonder if that includes – sporting events, Greek socials, etc….
What could go wrong ? 🧐
Why do you think ted went to cancun?
ReplyIs this show just cancelled?
Reply“An average size 45.”
ReplyUh, 45cals are a _larger_ caliber.
29:45, “our club is not a gang” says ALL club bikers everywhere
ReplyI’m sure Sen. Ted Cruz would love to discuss tjis with Trevor Noah, unfortunately Trevor is an Abdolute Coward and would never have Sen. Cruz on to do so.
ReplyInvesting in crypto now should be in every wise individuals list, in some months time you’ll be ecstatic with the decision you made today.*
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