Emma Watson’s Self-Partnership & The Shape of the Universe | The Daily Show

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Published on November 9, 2019

Emma Watson refers to herself as “self-partnered” instead of single, and a study suggests the universe may be a giant loop. #TheDailyShow

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20 comments

  • Destinum 7 months ago

    “This celebrity coined a new term. In other news, the universe.”

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  • Cho Tube 7 months ago

    Guess where im from! “WeeEEEEEuuuww, WEEEeeeeuuuueewww”

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  • BeardSmith 7 months ago

    The only person worth her time.

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  • Elliott Lars Olsen 7 months ago

    You can’t be partnered alone. The word *partner* literally requires more than one person.

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  • Deffloyd 7 months ago

    Self partnered? That’s what I call being married for 20 years

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  • alex bartel 7 months ago

    Selfpartnered=incell

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  • Samuel Jenner 7 months ago

    Actually every place in the universe is it’s center because the universe expanded into itself so every space is where the universe started from. At least that’s how I understand it, I’m not gonna pretend I’m an expert of any kind, I just think it’s cool.

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  • Kenard Johnson 7 months ago

    So space isn’t bound in all directions?

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  • Alex Boricua 7 months ago

    I’m guessing this is another way to say she’s gay. And I’m available for her .. shame I’m such a sweet guy. Well she’ll miss it

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  • Garret LeBuis 7 months ago

    Wait. I thought The Simpsons proved that the universe was donut-shaped.

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  • Mustle Man 7 months ago

    Self Partnered Healthy Girls have entered the chat.

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  • Dogman McJelly 7 months ago

    Stupid

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  • Mubashir Abid 7 months ago

    Well its better term than the other ones going around. Being alone is better than being with the wrong person for the rest of our lives

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  • Ivan Escalante 7 months ago

    This self partnered is stupid

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  • Senay Solomon 7 months ago

    Making fun of Emma Watson ain’t cool, boy!

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  • Mike Young 7 months ago

    Sums up the coming social part of life: self partnered. Means I don’t need you. I don’t need anyone. It’s a sign of the times with everyone being so wired and so smothered by attention. It’s just magnified by being a celebrity. One hundred years from now everyone will live in a cubicle hooked to a virtual world and won’t shed a tear when millions (or billions) die because it doesn’t affect them And the reality is they all deserve it since they don’t care about them. Welcome to the future. (for me being old I’ll keep on loving and needing love….boomer’s creed).

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  • Ricardo Ayala 7 months ago

    The universe is a circle or sphere?

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  • Dogman McJelly 7 months ago

    I love how celebrities just make up words and everyone just goes with it because they worship the ground they walk on. Stupid sheeple

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  • Lyndis S. 7 months ago

    Oops. Looks like some people in the comment section are already thinking that the term “self-partnered” is another evidence that “people nowadays can get defensive for everything, even for being single” hahaha. No, guys. It’s just a neat shortcut to explain the sort of “single by choice” Emma Watson is happily being. _Of course_ it means she’s single; she’s just explaining how her single life feels. Many of those who agreed with her and adopted that term meant the same too.

    *It’s never gonna be the “politically-correct” term for “being single”, guys.* _Calm down._

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  • Carlito Carlito 7 months ago

    So masturbating is sex with one’s own body.

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