Emma Stone Recites Steve Martin’s F**K Monologue from Planes, Trains & Automobiles

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Published on May 28, 2021

After Emma reveals how much she loves Steve Martin and that she watched Planes, Trains & Automobiles repeatedly as a kid, she perfectly recites his entire F**K monologue from the rental car scene.

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  • Peter Karlsson 3 years ago

    Why all the beeps? I think the monologue would be much better without the beeps.

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  • Kritikal Hit 3 years ago

    Gwen Stacy? I thought…. I thought you died..

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  • Craig Campbell 3 years ago

    I never paid attention to Emma Stone before but now suddenly I want to marry her. Lol.

    As I type this the outro comes on and makes me laugh even more.

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  • purr bug 3 years ago

    AWESOME!!!!!!

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  • BITE MARX 3 years ago

    I like her.

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  • kk P 3 years ago

    i don’t like her lisp. Her big chiclet veneers must be interfering with her enunciation

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  • Boobalopbop 3 years ago

    She is SO beautiful… Aww, and super cool.

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  • Thomas Dahwood Jr 3 years ago

    This is such a coincidence. I just finished watching planes trains and automobiles last night.

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  • Ganiscol 3 years ago

    I’m disappointed by the ******* bleeps!

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  • William Wolcott 3 years ago

    Brilliant

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  • Axel Aminoff 3 years ago

    ******* nice!

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  • Sandler Cruise 3 years ago

    Dear America, you don’t need to bleep anymore.

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  • Finnstigator 3 years ago

    If not for that f**k monologue, the movie would’ve been PG, but they insisted of using the monologue just as it was and the result was that the movie got an R-rating.

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  • Danielle K 3 years ago

    Greatest movie ever made

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  • Djo Fortunato 3 years ago

    Two words: f*ckin RESPeCT

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  • Michael Mongeau 3 years ago

    So goddamn hot, I want her to curse at me

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  • Ash Pragasam 3 years ago

    The beeping is annoying. Just leave in the words, we’ll survive

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  • Adam Gardiner 3 years ago

    God I would love to *bleep* Emma Stone.

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  • Gajendra Ambi 3 years ago

    1 kilo make uo

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  • Hilbert 3 years ago

    What I hear:- beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep

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  • Gary Dufresne 3 years ago

    Big fan of Emma Stone and Steve Martin. Stoked for Cruella!

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  • bamboolaceway 3 years ago

    Wow! Just wow!

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  • Mickael Mc 3 years ago

    Use to watch that movie every holiday.

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  • the foodie 3 years ago

    WHY

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  • Hammad 3 years ago

    emma stone so pale.

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  • septillion2501 3 years ago

    Oh god, you just know some brain-dead Hollywood exec is going to watch this and greenlight an all female remake of Trains, Planes and Automobiles starring Emma Stone and Melissa McCarthy.

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  • TrueSake 3 years ago

    My only complaint is that this is censored on youtube… why?

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  • Karyn MacDonald 3 years ago

    I used to recite this at age 10 too! His face when she’s on the phone and does the gobble gobble on the phone!

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  • MrCrammer 3 years ago

    Why bother if it’s all bleeped out?

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  • Roop Arts 3 years ago

    Unnecessary Censorship

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  • coreyinprogress 3 years ago

    Great flick

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  • Indigo Wolf 3 years ago

    That was a funny movie. And sometimes the F-bomb chest feels good to say.

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  • Patrick O'Reilly 3 years ago

    Gus’s son Owen- “get your lazy behind out here and put that trunk up in the back.”

    Neal- “Oh no, we’re fine, we’ve got it”
    Dell- “Yeah it’s very heavy”

    Gus’s son Owen- “She don’t mind. She short and skinny, but strong. Her first baby, come out sideways. She didn’t scream or nothin”

    Dell- “isn’t that something. Your a real trooper”

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  • Madden Stewart 3 years ago

    I love it

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  • Ricky Jett 3 years ago

    Psychological warfare

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  • dollarsignfrodofan77 3 years ago

    Release this unedited!

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  • Sbl Sbl 3 years ago

    Emma, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Kidding, good monologue. I guess that movie is a classic now.

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  • Richard Grayson 3 years ago

    That lady has an awesome memory.
    She should use her Mental Powers for Good, not for Evil.

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  • Bluemgwes 3 years ago

    As if she couldn’t get any cooler, she recites a line purely from memory of one of the best holiday movies ever. I wish there was an uncensored version.

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  • Christian Anderson 3 years ago

    Best part of the movie.

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  • Aerial Arboreal 3 years ago

    “Those aren’t pillows!”

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  • Aerial Arboreal 3 years ago

    John Candy was Macaualy Culkin’s “Uncle Buck”, long before anyone knew who Macaualy Culkin was!!!

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  • Kylie Medina 3 years ago

    Yo Jimmy, gimme a heart.

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  • NoGuffGames 3 years ago

    I said to myself… it looks like she just had a kid. I checked and she just had a kid.

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  • Don Moore 3 years ago

    That monologue was what got Steve Martin to sign on.

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  • dayeeoliver 3 years ago

    Why she looks so pale ?

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  • Lieutenant Crunch 3 years ago

    I love her skin tone

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  • IsoscelesKramer 3 years ago

    People train don’t run outta Wichita. Less’n yer a hog or cattle. People train run outta Stubbville!

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  • dexter scott 3 years ago

    never seen a movie with her in it, but now i’ll keep an eye out

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  • Billy Morris 3 years ago

    This is funny. It makes me wonder how many fans of this movie have memorized this scene. I used to watch this scene over and over again to the point I could still recite it right along with Emma. No bleeps though!

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  • I'm Mr Meeseeks, look at me!!! 3 years ago

    Fun fact. This monologue in the script is what sold Steve Martin on taking the role.

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  • LifeTheExperience 3 years ago

    Anyone else notice that Emma Stone’s background is fake?

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  • Chris Ray 3 years ago

    And that was this week in necessary censorship.

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  • Nova Sky 3 years ago

    Emma is rapidly becoming my favourite F%!King actress

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  • Franklin Hernandez 3 years ago

    Geez…….that’s talent!!

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  • Arga Satrio 3 years ago

    with this acting she will be win an oscar with birdman character

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  • Ted Kozma 3 years ago

    Beautifully done!
    Now go wash your f*ing mouth, girl!

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  • Kris Frederick 3 years ago

    F*cking Perfect

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  • Judge Berry 3 years ago

    Wow great way to promote a new Disney movie. What has the world come to?

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  • Noreen Goodman 3 years ago

    Class

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  • fred flintstone 3 years ago

    I’ve never seen an Emma Stone movie so I’ve never really seen her. I can’t believe how much she and Jodie Foster resemble each other. They could be sisters.
    I second whoever said they wish they could see this unexpurgated. It would be even better.

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  • Jorge Rodriguez 3 years ago

    Why the beeps????

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  • R Rialb 3 years ago

    Got Karen much?

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  • Friggin Irish 3 years ago

    No one can do that quite like steve martin. He drags certain parts of that out, its perfection

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  • Mr. Treinen 3 years ago

    This was cringey AF

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  • Sin Jon 3 years ago

    Can we get the unedited version please

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  • Terry Todd 3 years ago

    Was this ever played back on network TV?? Probably not!

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  • jack reed 3 years ago

    Beeping it makes the whole thing completely pointless.

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  • Movies Galore 3 years ago

    Edie McClurg was so funny reacting to Steve and Hughes loved her he put her in this scene as the rental clerk because she was so funny in Ferris Bueller as the principal’s secretary. She was also hilarious in Back to School as Rodney’s personal secretary she went to class in his place and took down every word the professor said which infuriated him because she was typing on a court stenographer’s machine making clickety-clackety noise. She was always funny in everything she ever did.

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  • Pei Damini Murtem 3 years ago

    White as paper never saw her so glow

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  • Laura Jackson 3 years ago

    Imitation is the laziest form of comedy

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  • Boge 3 years ago

    I loved that scene in Planes Trains and Automobiles.

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  • Keith 3 years ago

    *”Attention, customers! Today’s special is a f_**__ing Krabby Patty served in a greasy f___ing sauce and grilled to mother f___ing perfection. And don’t forget to ask us to f___** up the f___ing fries. It will be our mother f___ing pleasure.”*

    To this day, I still haven’t laughed at any Spongebob episode as hard as I did the first time I watched “Sailor Mouth”.

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  • ChoZinOne 86 3 years ago

    I counted 19 f- bombs

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  • MegaLuckydog1 3 years ago

    Is it me or does she really look like Adele?

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  • David Heller 3 years ago

    Curious to see how the remake is going to do.

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  • Susie Misty 3 years ago

    And this is what we consider entertaining?

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  • mev186 3 years ago

    C’mon, it’s 2021….on YouTube. Give us the uncensored version.

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  • Judy W 3 years ago

    If Steve Martin likes it, she’s definitely got something going on!

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  • Marty Frontczak 3 years ago

    Emma’s first baby, come out sideways, she didn’t scream or nothin!

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  • None None 3 years ago

    Lol yes

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  • edward moore 3 years ago

    Bedroom twerking

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  • christian 3 years ago

    Is there a way seeing this without uncensored

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  • Derick Johnson 3 years ago

    Over and out, boss “postpartum hormones” this situation could been avoided, I know this.

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  • Frank Larsen 3 years ago

    I f*cking hate the f*cing bleeps. Let people say f*ck for f*cks sake.

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