Seth Meyers’ monologue from Tuesday, October 26.
Late Night with Seth Meyers.
Watch Late Night with Seth Meyers Weeknights 12:35/11:35c on NBC.
Get more Late Night with Seth Meyers: http://www.nbc.com/late-night-with-seth-meyers/
Seth Meyers’ monologue from Tuesday, October 26.
Late Night with Seth Meyers.
Watch Late Night with Seth Meyers Weeknights 12:35/11:35c on NBC.
Get more Late Night with Seth Meyers: http://www.nbc.com/late-night-with-seth-meyers/
Tbf Coldplay does have some more upbeat songs like adventure of a lifetime but yeah they are not really the jumping type lmao
ReplyTBF anytime i answer a call from an unknown number, its just someone informing me someone has bought an iphone with my amazon account or microsoft have noticed issues with my computer..
ReplyDoes Amber stand in when flu hits the host?
ReplyBillionaires’ hairstyles: Branson’s got his act together, Gates is still nerdy but okay, Bezos doesn’t need to bother, but Musk & Zuckerberg = yikes! (Musk has hair transplants)
ReplyA Coldplay Roadie has to “conscious coupling” the power cable from the dance floor to the electrical system in order for it to work.
ReplyI love Seth
ReplyYou and Colbert made the same joke about warranty’s. It shows up hat we’re all going through different scams. The Internet says “caveat emptor”: I say: you built it wrong.
ReplyAs a jackal and a Coldplay fan, I have to point out that I can totally see myself jumping up and down to most of their songs, Seth.
ReplyThere is no difference between the billionaires of today and the dukes and princes of the Middle Ages. They control the wealth and the political decisions. If you allow billionaires to exist, you do not have a democracy. Does anyone think that Elon Musk would have worked less hard if he were “only” the CEO and “only” made ten million a year? No. He would have been exactly the same. There is ZERO benefit to the people if you allow people to privately own billions.
ReplyWonder where South African Musk would be without that $400+Million bail out he got from US government.
ReplyEvery time a billionaire makes another dollar an eejit in a trailer park gets his wings
ReplyHmm, same Colorado Hiker joke. A writer may have being doing side gigs at Colbert or vice versa, or it’s just an obvious joke coincidence.
ReplyElon Musk just works a lot harder than the people who work two jobs and wear a coat indoors with the heat off so they can afford insulin.
Reply2:05 Interesting, Colbert did the same joke about car insurance :p Is Scollins working for Colbert now too ?
ReplyIf I’m the 47th person to say this just sounds like slavery with extra steps ignore me. R&M
Reply🤣
ReplyWhy are people poor homeless and hungry in America when there is one man making 36 billion dollars in a day and we still have homeless people has to be the pure evil definition of greed every thing above a billion dollars should be split with the people
ReplyThe memory joke was the best. The Biden joke was the second best.
ReplyWhy didn’t rescuers text first? That’s what you’re supposed to do!
Reply𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤… 𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐧𝐨 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞!!!! 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 $𝟗𝟓/𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞… 𝐈’𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝟔 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐢’𝐯𝐞 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞-𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐲𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!
𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐤………𝐰𝐰𝐰.𝐍𝐞𝐰𝐚𝐩𝐩𝟏.𝐜𝐨𝐦
Reply𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤… 𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐧𝐨 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞!!!! 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 $𝟗𝟓/𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞… 𝐈’𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝟔 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐢’𝐯𝐞 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞-𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐲𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!
𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐤……… 𝐖𝐖𝐖.𝐍𝐄𝐓𝐉𝐎𝐁𝟏.𝐂𝐎𝐌
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Reply★𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘 (𝟏𝟐𝟑$ / 𝐡𝐫 ) 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐩. 𝐋𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐈 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 $𝟑𝟎𝐤, 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝, 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐨 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐄, 𝐈𝐭𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐣𝐨𝐛. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐉𝐎𝐁. 𝐈 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄. 𝐈 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈…𝐠𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐚𝐛 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭…
══════𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄► 𝐖𝐰𝐰.𝐒𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐏𝐚𝐲𝟏.𝐂𝐨𝐦