Elon Musk’s Brain Implant Company, Biden’s Poll Numbers: Late Night’s News of the Week

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  • richardcraniumXLVII 4 months ago

    And that “poll” was done by the NYT — the same “pollster” who claimed that Thomas Dewey was the new president (when in real life, Truman won) .. whoyagonnatrust ???

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  • Nicholas Sano 4 months ago

    The pure fact you can hear Baez say “what” like he was straddled is awesome

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  • richardcraniumXLVII 4 months ago

    who’s Patrick Dumpty ??

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  • Bystander333 4 months ago

    I suspect the piece of paper inidmissable evidence will be used for years as “proof”, shame they didn’t just let him submit it.

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  • richardcraniumXLVII 4 months ago

    Thanks from the week of Nov 6

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  • Ruth Marland 4 months ago

    I surmise Stephen Colbert has Covid again.

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  • Al Swedgin 4 months ago

    I Am stooping to that level: Elon Musk is one weird and dangerous dude.

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  • Shawn Holley 4 months ago

    Dear Seth, my band MYTHOLOGICAL HORSES would love to play Late Night. Pretty please ❤❤❤

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  • TAO TOLOGY 4 months ago

    It’s worth remembering that there is a biiiiiig distinction between _Biden’s_ approval ratings and support for the Democratic Party/policies/candidates.

    ‘Ol’ Joe’ got in to the WH and stopped traitor trump from getting another term.
    Job DONE, now it really is time for him to give up his need to ‘keep holding that torch’.

    The party and the country needs and wants a different dem party Prez candidate.

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  • R Atreides 4 months ago

    Maybe the company can implant Elon with a working brain.

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  • Chuck Wagon 4 months ago

    I wonder if you went out for a drink with Seth’s writers and asked a general question about anything, would they disappear into a huddle for 30 minutes before answering??

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  • Ray C 4 months ago

    i love seeing feet

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  • Geoffrey Bennett 4 months ago

    It’s only worth what someone is prepared to pay for it and at tax time, it’s value drops like a stone. They got Capone for tax evasion, so why are they having so much trouble with the orange idiot? If he were black, he would have already been convicted and jailed. He must have some dirt on some of his Republican party members and, like the scum bag it is, is using it to get what it wants. Do you really want to be rid of him, expell him from the party and let him run as an independent, I doubt VERY MUCH that he will get the numbers it needs and will use it’s usual spiel that it’s so unfair, etc etc etc and everyone, but it, is a crook and can’t be trusted. That’s rich coming from a thing that thinks it’s a stable genius and the best foreign policy President that America has ever had. And if you believe that, who is the gullible one. He wants what Kim Jong Un has, TOTAL CONTROL and it being revered as a God. Yeah right, sure it is. The stupidity, and just plain bull headedness of the people who back this vermin, and it’s family, beggers belief and makes me despair for what you, America, could have been if you didn’t listen to the right wing, religious conservatives and the gun toting citizens that, in some cases, were actively involved in nefarious actions to undermine their children who were just trying to stop the waste of life in a war that they were NEVER going to win, and have since got involved in wars that have nothing to do with what they said it was about, and more to do with a sticky black commodity that America believes it is owed for WW2, and for playing world police,which no one asked them to do, and getting involved in very shady dealings with governments, and so called freedom fighters, that more often than not, comes back to bite the civilians on the ass,which gives the hawks the ammunition to pass more and more extreme and restrictive laws to make weapons even easier to get, and kill lots of people that have nothing, and no reason for you to kill them with weapons that should only be available to the military, PERIOD.America is a mess due to their belief in right wing nut jobs that are too scared to get rid of an imbecile, or should I say, rubbing their hands with glee that they are a shoe in for the next administration, but I suspect that once it is President again, the Grandees of the party will do all they can to undermine its Presidency, and especially it,so they can get rid of it and get what they really want, no elections, and no rights for you, the voters, to get rid of the people who are trying to keep power, FOR EVER. The orange idiot is a perfect example of why putting a failed (except for his property, which it’s father was responsible for)businessman in a position to take advantage of it’s position, AGAIN,and blame everyone else for its failure. That’s not the makings of a good public representative, it’s the makings of a grifter that has you all fooled, which is amazing considering that it is a imbecile that has only one trick, deny,lie and blame the Democrats and everyone who is a crook in politics,but love the thing that is the one doing all the lying, denying and blaming and calling everyone but himself, a crook. And how, with all the legal actions against it,is it allowed to still run for President. Netanyahu was under investigation and was looking like he was going to be jailed. A couple of years later and he is Prime minister again and is now emboldened by the fact that he got away with it and thinks that it gives him, and the militant Jews (especially the Hasidic)the right to take land that they had corralled the Palestinians into in 48,and then slowly but surely, take the rest by just parking a motor home on someone else’s property and building a permanent residence. As I said before, if it were the other way around, the Jews would be doing exactly the same thing as the Palestinians, AND THEY KNOW IT.

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  • whocares783 4 months ago

    2:37 Audible “whaat?” is hilarious.

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  • SimonH73 4 months ago

    In bird people culture thats considered a dick move.

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  • dskwared2u 4 months ago

    DON’T underestimate those coffee tables. I have a scar from the 90’s.

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  • Wild ! Radio 4 months ago

    @9:57 !!❤OMG i seriously LOVED the maths joke 🙂 i wasn’t sure if i liked you beforehand, but you totally got me, luv♡ lol too funny

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  • Brian Jennings 4 months ago

    Elon’s implant seems..broken…he’s even dumber.

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  • hespenria 4 months ago

    Why are your videos unavailable to Canadian viewers all of a sudden?

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  • Xhumed 4 months ago

    Ozempic isn’t a weight-loss drug, it’s for treating diabetes. The fact that people are using it as a weight-loss drug has led to shortages around the world for people who actually need it for medical reasons.

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