Eating in Public After Quarantine: Dos and Don’ts | The Daily Show

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Published on May 6, 2021

What are the differences between eating at home and eating at a restaurant surrounded by a bunch of judgmental dickheads? Jaboukie Young-White teaches you how to eat in public after quarantine. #DailyShow #JaboukieYoungWhite #Coronavirus

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  • laalaa99stl 5 months ago

    You joke but I AM actually afraid I might accidentally forget to pay for a meal and get charged with a dine-and-dash. It’s gonna be fun times.

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  • wh 5 months ago

    Whenever I go to a restaurant I believe that I am being watched by 10 people at once.

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  • Haydee Colon 5 months ago

    LOL!

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  • Edison Smith 5 months ago

    Hi

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  • Paul Jansen 5 months ago

    well…I can’t explain the difference to my 3 year old twins…that’s for sure😀!

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  • uhayile 5 months ago

    I had to learn how to walk, run, and jog.

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  • Albo 5 months ago

    “Eating – it’s one of my favorite things to do to a dead chicken” 😂 🤣😂 🤣😂 🤣😂 🤣😂 🤣

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  • laurrie wood 5 months ago

    Please just be kind to your server, while you do whatever you do.

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  • First Name Last Name 5 months ago

    Jabuki. Thumbs down, next video.

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  • In-a-daze-hays 5 months ago

    Anyone else realize over the past year that they turned in to an introvert? I much prefer eating at home than being out with a bunch of idiots in this country

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  • Tina Neveu 5 months ago

    So wait…. are we still allowed to do “omgoodness this food is so delicious” happy dances in public or nah? Lol

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  • ONLY ENG YAOI 5 months ago

    Wow. This guy has buffed up

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  • FabriDragon 5 months ago

    Lol i thought i was the only person who knew of AC Slater

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  • ansapo 5 months ago

    Wow – you’re adorable!

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  • Devdev 5 months ago

    Went to my first restaurant last weekend.

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  • Operation FUBAR 5 months ago

    A+ advice 👍

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  • The Indianama 5 months ago

    I from India know English less. But enjoy more than Americans.🤣🤣🤣😂

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  • andrewthezeppo 5 months ago

    This kid isn’t funny

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  • Laurice 5 months ago

    This is what I get for saving and sharing this video BEFORE I watched it! I thought that it would be a SERIOUS video with suggestions on how to keep from contracting or spreading COVID19 while eating out! 🤣🤪😂😜 Thanks for the laughs!

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  • Anna Brenner 5 months ago

    Who’s this cute rising senior?

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  • rageguy311 5 months ago

    The way he went into the burrito makes me want to think there is a braz zers or a men dot com logo missing in the corner

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  • Steven 5 months ago

    Cher invented the chair.

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  • Ivar van Galen 5 months ago

    I got the feeling that the volume is quite low

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  • scenepunk09 5 months ago

    Where was this advice before the pandemic? This guy is pretty funny.

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  • dustinfisher29 5 months ago

    Jaboukie, cutie get back in shape.

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  • Yolisa Zokufa 5 months ago

    I LIVE FOR JABOOKIE!!!!

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  • Lime Gg 5 months ago

    That was disturbing

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  • Alonzo Smith 5 months ago

    I see a Daily Show notification involving Jaboukie I click to watch it immediately. Jaboukie is so cute and he’s hilarious. More Jaboukie on the show, Trevor thanks.

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  • bella phillips 5 months ago

    oh no i forgot i have to have social interaction

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  • MonkeyJedi99 5 months ago

    What are our other things you like to do to a dead chicken?
    Wait, never mind. Forget I asked, that should never be known.

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  • You tube Love 5 months ago

    😍🔥😂🤣❤️👏

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  • Katie Toole 5 months ago

    You will never be AC Slater!

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  • JZB JZB 5 months ago

    “Don’t forget to chew” LOL

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  • Levi Franklin 5 months ago

    Hey Cutie 😛

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  • A P 5 months ago

    How to get put on timeout: make a joke about a Democrat

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  • Painted Pony 5 months ago

    You forgot:
    1. Wear pants!
    2. Chew with your mouth closed
    3. Speak below 45 dB
    4. Use silverware
    5. No farting
    6. Use a napkin

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  • AustynSN 5 months ago

    In a properly run universe, Mario Lopez will watch this video just to make Jaboukie .0000000125% wrong.

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  • Tragoudistros.MPH 5 months ago

    Don’t lick you plate
    Don’t lick your fingers
    Don’t eat off the table/floor

    😬

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  • MLG GAMER 5 months ago

    Advice taken. Wait don’t forget to chew. What so you just put food in your mouth and gulp it down? (not a euphemism)

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  • MartiWilson 5 months ago

    𝐈𝐦 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 $𝟏𝟑𝐤 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞. 𝐈 𝐤𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐈 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐭. 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞. 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐝𝐨.𝐂𝐨𝐩𝐲 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞…… 𝐖𝐰𝐰.𝐉𝐨𝐛𝐬𝟕𝟎.𝐜𝐨𝐦

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  • patrick watkins 5 months ago

    i work at a restaurant so technically i never stopped.

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  • Cathsaigh 5 months ago

    Hey, Jaboukie’s back!

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  • Dr. Jason Fielding 5 months ago

    Usually I love your humor man, but this was really not that funny. I’m sure I’ll enjoy your next piece.

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  • Shin 5 months ago

    Missed ya, Jaboukie

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  • j w 5 months ago

    if I were a restaurant owner you wouldn’t be allowed to take a bite of food unless the
    3.5 foot bell in the middle of the floor was ringing. it wouldn’t be LOUD and would activate by a
    patron who would have to leave his or her seat, kicking or hitting the bell to activate the clapper.
    ide call the joint
    RUBBERNECKING

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  • Michelle Gaza 5 months ago

    Please do more unquarantinify tip videos! This was great. But now I’m sad because I’m never gonna be AC Slater.

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  • Elizabeth Hardardt 5 months ago

    You’re never gonna be AC Slater. Ever.

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  • A P 5 months ago

    Some ladies eat a giant burrito and then they wonder why their butts are so big?!

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  • Taylor Reeves 5 months ago

    I honestly do not want to go back to eating in restaurants. It’s always been awful. Homes are so much more comfortable

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  • Marcus Jones 5 months ago

    Jaboukie look like he put on some quarantine weight boyyyyy hahaha! Dont worry man, im right there wit you!

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  • TimeMaster 5 months ago

    Not sure that Jabuky getting buffed or gaining weight 😱

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  • Christel Headington 5 months ago

    See ya laiter, lady waiter.

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  • T Lee 5 months ago

    It is funny ppl go in and take off mask bc they have a plastic wall around them. If that controlled air flow you could smoke there but you cannot. duh
    Air purifiers in ceiling would do more.

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  • Ross Parlette 5 months ago

    Almost entirely accurate!

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  • Alexander Ivory-Brown 5 months ago

    Jaboukie with Covid weight is EVERYTHING HOLY! Love you Jaboukie!

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  • Celeste Pagano 5 months ago

    Literally TONIGHT at dinner I admitted that I’m going to have to learn table manners all over again.

    Those 3 Bs should get me started. (Right now I somehow manage to finish every meal in 90 seconds.) Thanks Jaboukie!

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  • chatman booth 5 months ago

    10/10 would totally marry #Jaboukie for this and more

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  • clearer carton 5 months ago

    Thank India for this, while we are still suffering

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  • Kallen868 5 months ago

    I’d go to dinner with Jaboukie any day!❤😊

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  • Izzy 5 months ago

    But if you take Molly you won’t be hungry anymore. 😂

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  • David Caddock 5 months ago

    You forgot that tipping increased to 25% during the pandemic.

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  • Max Ramos 5 months ago

    This feels like a failed SNL sketch. So pale.

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  • I Am Your Unbiased God 5 months ago

    Eating in public … something people have been doing for months now, if you don’t live in cesspool cities like Los Angeles or New York City 🤣

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  • John 5 months ago

    Invented by Cher. Golden.

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  • ZERO SLEEP 5 months ago

    hang on did you just tell us to dine-n-dash?

    Say No More

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  • Jessica Wilcox 5 months ago

    Hey Jabuki, I missed you.. Thanks for those tips #domorevideoscutiepie!!

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  • Lucian M 5 months ago

    Question. What else do you do to chickens? Asking for a friend 🐔

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  • Mar VC 5 months ago

    Finally, I miss Jabouki!!

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  • JaneDoeEyed 5 months ago

    I have switched to a batch of smoothies for breakfast and lunch and then rushing through dinner to get back to tv. This is going to be hard

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