Drink Mammal Milk

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Published on December 14, 2023

Don’t get sucked in by that almond, soy, oat nonsense. Stick with good old-fashioned mammal milk.

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20 comments

  • @MeganKoumori 4 months ago

    I’ve worked with kids who were lactose intolerant. I got them water. I got them juice. During the pandemic when it was my job to help hand out sack lunches to families, I gave vanilla soy milk to a family who requested it (I had some and it was pretty tasty). I’d rather these kids drink an alternate than hurt their little tummies, whether it comes from a plant or not.

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  • @smolderingtitan 4 months ago

    An inquiry into the impeachment of soy milk.

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  • @Joey-JoJo-Jr.64 4 months ago

    Rat milk 👍

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  • @jakes8409 4 months ago

    I remember I would choose the water fountain that could have lead pipes over that nasty tasting milk. People who drink milk at are rat-suckling freaks x.x

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  • @petercolbeysgameshowmania7176 4 months ago

    “Milk comes from a mammal. Soy milk and almond milk are NOT milk.”
    I BEG TO DIFFER. I cannot have dairy milk, thus I need to rely on plant-based milk alternatives.

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  • @gamepapa1211 4 months ago

    This whole thing is ironic. The GQP claimed they’re all for small government, but they won’t trust local government to handle issues of lactose intolerance in schools on their own.

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  • @gosnooky 4 months ago

    Well to be fair, I too do not consider soy, oat or almonds to be progenitors of milk. Whole milk should be an option at schools. Strange to agree with a Republican, but here we are.

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  • @alplain9995 4 months ago

    Probably

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  • @dayeeoliver 4 months ago

    I always wanted to know what human milk tastes like 🤔
    (I was fed crappy baby formula)

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  • @AustinMichaelDearing 4 months ago

    Brian Stack stays the world’s greatest creepy salesman

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  • @sashimiroll5055 4 months ago

    Glad American lawmakers were focused on the important issues before break 🙄

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  • @savannahm.laurentian1286 4 months ago

    Oh, yeah? What about bird milk, then?🙄

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  • @HepauDK 4 months ago

    Well, here in Denmark it is actually illegal to market plant based products as milk.
    A product can’t be marketed as something it is not.
    We have a lot of laws that protects the consumers from false marketing. 🙂

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  • @francescaa8331 4 months ago

    Badger milk. Lol.

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  • @Corvaire 4 months ago

    Never.Drinking.Milk.Ever.Again.

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  • @lauraeager373 4 months ago

    One of the studies I volunteered as a research assistant involved identifying nutrition labels on school lunch items. The clinical research coordinators were trying to advocate for banning chocolate milk in schools due to the high sugar content

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  • @MMay2099 4 months ago

    But less government… Right 😅

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  • @mho... 4 months ago

    finally, my Years milking Mice has not been for nothing!

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  • @daviddelgado6090 4 months ago

    Whole milk, because Santa Claus drinks it!

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  • @YearsinSeason 4 months ago

    Noice!

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