July 2021? Now that’s hot.
#Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens
Trojan Buzzkill should have some sort of anesthetic that numbs all sensation.
GO VEGAN. 🌱 It’s the single most impactful thing you can personally do to fight climate change.
bringing a child into this world is a crime against humanity .
“Buzzkill” sounds like a dampener for a too-strong vibrator.
Unless, you’re a masochist.
I’d die before putting a child on this planet I care more about my peaceful nights then about the climate and I’ve always believed we could do with fewer people around. It’s not necessary to raise a child for my retirement plan, just die early what’s fun about being old your body degrades things make less sense and what are you gonna stick around for a new episode of whatever on tv. Nah bury me healthy enough so my organs can get some use in someone else their body.
What do I do about the two I already have? Is there a returns office somewhere?
I’m partially disappointed that this didn’t turn into a Gilbert Gottfried cameo somehow.
*WELCOME TRENDING TOP THIS YEAR*
👉 *http://aisuru.tokyo/SIESTA?[Making-Love]* 🔞💥
Actually the people who do care should have more kids, and the ignorant, selfish crowd should have less. Because the effort we all put into this matters, not the amount of kids.
I had my vasectomy at age 20 in 1989, in part due to climate change. Best decision ever. 😀
Science-denying American Republicans are so certain they’re right and the science world is wrong that they’re even fighting to deregulate everything to further accelerate our rate of burning fossil fuels and the pillaging of the planet for their own personal greed (fear).
They’re willing to bet the world and all of its inhabitants on their certainty (limitless greed). #FearAndGreedRule #EmpathyFreeGOP
Every single American Republican policy puts fear and greed (fear) before people and planet. Fear (and the empathy and critical thought it kills) is what separates the right from the left. The fear at the root of ”Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind.” — Albert Einstein
Liberals hate American Republicans because all of their policies put fear and greed (fear) before people and planet (including equality and empathy).
American Republicans hate liberals for the exact same reasons, because they’re afraid we’ll get in the way of their fear and greed.
#SwitchToSolar #SwitchToElectric #EndFossilFuels #OneEarth
#GreenNewDeal #ScienceDeniers #GOP #GreedOverPeople/Planet
As a son of a family that were 22 siblings (I am the 20th). My father had two wives, my mother bore 10 children and my aunt 12).
I am mentioning this because none of us could surmise these numbers, the most children by a sibling is eight. So the decline is all over the world with a changing world.
Comes with instant release Novocain pill to remove all feeling
Considering the current reproduction rates, I’m calling BS on climate change as a legitimate excuse. Not wanting a screaming, ungrateful little turd is a far more prescient reason.
𝐈’𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 $𝟖𝟒,𝟎𝟎𝟎 𝐬𝐨 𝐟𝐚𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈’𝐦 𝐚 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭. 𝐈’𝐦 𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐈 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈’𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲. 𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈’𝐦 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬. 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞’𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐝𝐨… 𝗪𝗪𝗪.𝗛𝗢𝗠𝗘𝗝𝗢𝗕𝟭.𝗖𝗢𝗠
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