I’d die before putting a child on this planet I care more about my peaceful nights then about the climate and I’ve always believed we could do with fewer people around. It’s not necessary to raise a child for my retirement plan, just die early what’s fun about being old your body degrades things make less sense and what are you gonna stick around for a new episode of whatever on tv. Nah bury me healthy enough so my organs can get some use in someone else their body.
Actually the people who do care should have more kids, and the ignorant, selfish crowd should have less. Because the effort we all put into this matters, not the amount of kids.
As a son of a family that were 22 siblings (I am the 20th). My father had two wives, my mother bore 10 children and my aunt 12).
I am mentioning this because none of us could surmise these numbers, the most children by a sibling is eight. So the decline is all over the world with a changing world.
Considering the current reproduction rates, I’m calling BS on climate change as a legitimate excuse. Not wanting a screaming, ungrateful little turd is a far more prescient reason.
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I’d die before putting a child on this planet I care more about my peaceful nights then about the climate and I’ve always believed we could do with fewer people around. It’s not necessary to raise a child for my retirement plan, just die early what’s fun about being old your body degrades things make less sense and what are you gonna stick around for a new episode of whatever on tv. Nah bury me healthy enough so my organs can get some use in someone else their body.
ReplyWhat do I do about the two I already have? Is there a returns office somewhere?
ReplyI’m partially disappointed that this didn’t turn into a Gilbert Gottfried cameo somehow.
ReplyActually the people who do care should have more kids, and the ignorant, selfish crowd should have less. Because the effort we all put into this matters, not the amount of kids.
ReplyI had my vasectomy at age 20 in 1989, in part due to climate change. Best decision ever. 😀
ReplyAs a son of a family that were 22 siblings (I am the 20th). My father had two wives, my mother bore 10 children and my aunt 12).
I am mentioning this because none of us could surmise these numbers, the most children by a sibling is eight. So the decline is all over the world with a changing world.
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ReplyConsidering the current reproduction rates, I’m calling BS on climate change as a legitimate excuse. Not wanting a screaming, ungrateful little turd is a far more prescient reason.
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