Stories falsely claiming that America’s voting machines are connected to the internet are a top narrative on Twitter as the midterms approach, and the folks at Fox News appear outraged over a study that argued college students can relieve stress by petting a cat or dog. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
All those Fox-flakes were row girls who lived with all their “friends” and their house mother. Probably a house cat or dog lol.
ReplyHmm, should I get irritably jacked up on caffeine and sugar (like these women are), and go around assaulting people, which is illegal and will land you in jail (as that caffeine and sugar junkie woman suggested), or calmed by petting a puppy?
ReplyFox news Russia news station.
ReplyIt blows my mind whenever Republicans completely lose their shit over other people “being too sensitive.” There’s zero self-awareness every time.
ReplyNever ever believe a talk show host!
ReplyBut these are the same people that buys pets for their kids or have pets that travel pedicures.
ReplyRick Scott is always after the elderly’s money. He embezzled quite a bit of it here in Florida. So strange that he’s allowed to hold office when he’s a criminal.
ReplyWait! Fox mentioned the real world.
ReplyYou don’t want republicans to win, but yeah, keep harping on Biden’s age and highlighting even the most minimal slip-ups (he corrected the Iraq error almost immediately).
ReplyElections have consequences.
So do your constant, cheap, ageist jokes.
“Nobody’s going to hand you a puppy in real life.”
Meanwhile here taking care of all the cats and dogs people just gave me because they had too many.
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ReplyI love the segment, but protest Stephen’s anti-feline bias.
ReplyRepublicans are so anti old people I can’t understand how they even survive in Florida. It’s drowning in Metamucil.
ReplyIf you wonder who the villains are, maybe consider if being *against* puppies is a good look.
ReplyMAGA people will go out on a limb and cut it off ! Not me ! I think I will keep my S.S. and Medicare ! How about You ? Vote Blue !! I think women should have choice over their own bodies ! How about you ? Vote Blue ! I like voting ! How about you ? Vote Blue ! I like freedom and democracy ! Vote Blue !
Replyscummy corrupt democRATS
ReplyI’m never surprised by the b.s. propaganda put out by the puppets of the 1%, but I am often surprised by the people that choose to believe the b.s.
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