Don’t Fire The Hawaiian Who Hit The Emergency Alert

Published on January 16, 2018

Stephen makes a case for the Hawaii employee who notified the entire state of an imminent, imaginary ballistic missile.

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  • 44MaxMad 2 years ago

    Hopefully every one in Hawaii is alright

  • Riley Hoesing 2 years ago


  • Keerthan Manjunath 2 years ago

    I honestly can’t imagine the emotional roller coaster that the people of Hawaii went through in those moments.

  • Angel Pendragon 2 years ago

    This is a wake up call to humanity. Nuclear attacks would cause tremendous catastrophe for the planet. It can also be the of ourselves and those we love, in a matter of seconds.

    The one and only way is through open dialog, and a focus on unity. We also have the terrible condition in which our desire for “convenience” is costing the future. I for sure would not want kids of tomorrow to live a radioactive wasteland, simply because of selfishness.

    It just doesn’t justify. If we are evolved, it’s time to show it.

  • Justin Martin 2 years ago

    Fuck Hawaii

  • Black Rod 2 years ago

    50 States of Orange.

  • Ivan Reyes 2 years ago

    what’s the difference between Kim Jung Un and pizza hut?

    Pizza hut can deliver a crispy Hawaiian in less than 30 minutes.

    ….. I’m sorry …..

  • Jason Blade 2 years ago

    By the way… Trump demonstrated WEAK leadership. Yes it is a false alarm but he didn’t even react to it and said (one day later) “good for them”….
    And as a reminder, it is the same buffoon who provokes a crazy chubby bloodthirsty dictator…
    Someone help us please!!!

  • camelshit 2 years ago

    Maybe y’all heard, the other day, about trump and his ‘probably’ very good relationship with kim jong un. And that he’d be open to talking to him, something many question the wisdom of, which seems very unfair, shouldn’t he be allowed to express his feelings?
    Just picture trump one gloomy evening, all alone in his office, Melania cozying up for the night safe in her private bunker. A forlorn look comes over his face, a sigh escapes his plump torso . . . and then he does it! He picks up the phone, he dials, and before kim even has the change to properly answer, trump is breathlessly declaring :

    I just called to say I love you

    I just called to say how much I care

    I just called to say I love you

    And I mean it from the button on my desk

  • Dennis Shumard 2 years ago

    I don’t understand how the Pentagon didn’t know this. I’m glad Trump didn’t know or he would have gotten out his
    “BIG BUTTON”, then H.R. McMaster and John Kelly would have to play “Hide the Nuclear Football”. 😳

  • 04whim 2 years ago

    I’m sure Lilo, Stitch and Jumba would have handled it if there really was a missile.

  • Angry Kittens 2 years ago

    Fire the coder who made that. I hope Trump’s big red button isn’t coded the same way.


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