Matthew explains why he’s never been able to go by the name ‘Matt.’
Seems like he suffered ptsd from that memory
Tell Matthew McConaughey to never do a movie like Dallas Buyers Club again because that was extreme Weight Loss and I was sad bout that because let me tell you Matthew McConaughey a good looking man with his nice southern accent hahaha.
there are roosters in the Bible
Jesus probably called Matthew from the Bible Matt ?
I call him “hey, handsome”
As a Matthew I kind of agree. Women call me Matthew and men call me Matt. I don’t like the reverse. Don’t know why.
Can just imagine that slam that his mom put on him ? you see his range of acting with the sound effects he put on it
Another poor soul raised by a religious conservative.
Idk if u all caught that but jimmy was about to interrupt Matthew (the MOTHA f*king man)…. Nope turned the convo back to him. I want to learn that assertion man
“Time is a flat circle.”
yeah his beard looks like pubic hair
Honestly this guy has such a pretty interesting childhood going by all these stories he’s been telling.
GOD he is a moron.
My brother’s name is Matthew. My mother is the same way and would never call him Matt. My parents always called him Matthew and so I never called him Matt either.
And his answer to his mom was “Alright alright alright”
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