A nuclear holocaust, an attack on Mosul and anti-semitism… and those were just the President’s opening remarks.
i am really nervous about trump. his close ties with Russia is not a good sign. i hope impeachment prevails.
Shit, I’m early. Let me think of a joke
The 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump.
Best Stephen Monologue in a long time
Your President is a disgrace to human race.
People need to understand how deep down the rabbit hole trump supporters are. These are real *top comments* from the video of trump’s press conference.
“It must be upsetting for beta cucks to see how real men run things.”
“About time we have a Alpha president that isn’t going to pussyfoot around everything.”
“Im from Germany since refugees wee have every day rapes, riots, criminal increase, hatecrimes from Muslims so my Statement: Donald Trump is the last defender of the Western World suport him or go dowbn as traitors… fuck you all Liberals, Left wing Fascist, Muslim worshippers, traitors, and fuck Angela Merkel.”
“Say no to the UN/Globalists agenda to slowly minoritize whites in their own country using migrant crisis. SAY YES TO DRAINING THE MOTHERFUCKING SWAMP. “
What is even going on anymore.
What a historic event this press conference was.
that was a really long SNL skit.
WOW. Never been this early to watch He Who Keeps Me Sane because the World Is Going To Shit since we have a Lunatic Buffoon of a President 2017.
Leaks are real but the news about the leaks is fake? Wut?
I would cause the best nuclear holocaust. The most tremendous nuclear war. So much destruction. Fallout everywhere. The nuclear winter would last so long, you wouldn’t believe. And the radiation, don’t get me started on the radiation. We’ll have so much mutation, you may get bored of mutations, believe me.
What’s that? Nuclear holocausts are bad? I’m skipping that information, I don’t know, I was given that information.
Colbert is killing it in the past 3 monologues. Go Colbert, let’s get you to correspondent dinner once again.
The balls on this guy, saying he inherited a mess no you didn’t Obama inherited a mess that he did pretty decent job fixing. the country was in a fairly good spot when you took over you’re making it a f****** mess
FOX NEWS, even Fox fucking News found it difficult to say anything positive about Trump… saying words. Just let that sink in.
America is becoming laughing stock of the world!!!
#ImpeachThePeach #ScreamingCantaloupe #TinyHandsMassiveTwat #MarmaladeInChief
BREAKING NEWS: “Trump lies 90% of the time”
The other 10%? Yes he would shag his daughter.
INHERITTED A MESS???? Oh i’m so angry right now. OBAMA inherited a recession, YOU inheritted the lowest crime rate and unemployment rate in TWENTY YEARS, you human ENIMA. God DAMMIT this is insufferable.
Seriously, there must by some conservative Americans out there prepared to admit, whatever they thought of Obama, he DID pull them out of a recession AND a manhunt for Bin Laden…
Every President has to answer hard questions from the press. Every President has unflattering articles written about them. Every President has to deal with a lot of hate. Every President has to deal with checks and balances and blocks. Every President gets slammed by reporters. Every President lives under an intense laser microscope. Trump is used to being able to do whatever he fuck he wants not having to answer to anyone, THAT is his problem. He’s used to doing his shady shit behind closed doors and has been getting away with his lies his whole life.
Trump seriously needs to stop acting like he’s so fucking special and that reporters and journalists and press are only doing this to him. He’s just been whining! Seriously, turn off your TV. #OrangeSnowflake
Trump: “I’ve inherited a mess” Colbert: “No, you inherited a fortune, we elected a mess”
it’s funny because it’s true
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