The weekend is finally here, freezing temperatures are sweeping the USA, Ted Cruz is laying low amid the fallout from his Mexican vacation and Donald Trump Jr. came to his defense, Lt. Governor Dan Patrick might win the award for dumbest Texas politician after his comments about windmills and the Green New Deal, the USA has finally rejoined the Paris Climate Accord, scientists have successfully cloned a black footed ferret, two young women were busted for dressing up as old ladies to get the vaccine, a new line of Karen dolls, and much to Jimmy’s dismay – his wife Molly gives away his most cherished possessions in a new game called “Win Jimmy’s Crap!”
Agreed it may have been a bad choice for Ted to take a vacation right now. What’s even a worse choice is admitting it because the media will chew you up!
Replytrump is on blow
ReplyI live in the great white north the windmills were pumping out power no problem. Maybe just a bunch of idiots in charge of them in the fine state of Texas.
ReplyI live in Ohio and our wind turbines have never frozen, maybe plan for all types of weather Lt. Dan
ReplyDang I really want to watch this, if Jimmy could stop stealing peoples photos and prankng toddlers I would love the show
Reply“Crisissis”? I think the word you’re looking for is “crises,” Junior.
ReplyJr Trump is a clone of his dad. Sick as they come.
ReplyPeople are dying here in Texas and no, it’s not funny.
Reply‘in Florida, where something weird is also happening. -ummmhummm
ReplyHow tall is molly? Is she too tall to hide things from?
ReplyI LOVE MOLLY SO MUCH
ReplyAs far as I’m concerned, Ted Cruz didn’t have to ever come back
ReplyI am good to save for the planet, but how we re not ready for that, gas prices going up, if I buy an electric car where am I going to charge, should I leave my car overnight at wawa or Walmart
ReplyCanada is COLD, not you people
Replydont you just love these celebrities telling everyone whos bad and whos good
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