The weekend is finally here, freezing temperatures are sweeping the USA, Ted Cruz is laying low amid the fallout from his Mexican vacation and Donald Trump Jr. came to his defense, Lt. Governor Dan Patrick might win the award for dumbest Texas politician after his comments about windmills and the Green New Deal, the USA has finally rejoined the Paris Climate Accord, scientists have successfully cloned a black footed ferret, two young women were busted for dressing up as old ladies to get the vaccine, a new line of Karen dolls, and much to Jimmy’s dismay – his wife Molly gives away his most cherished possessions in a new game called “Win Jimmy’s Crap!”
Agreed it may have been a bad choice for Ted to take a vacation right now. What’s even a worse choice is admitting it because the media will chew you up!
ReplyAHHHHH THOOOOOSEEEE SHOOOOEESSS😭😭😭😭😭😭 WHY SHE GOTTA DO HIM LIKE THAT?!!?!
ReplyCivics 101 from Don the Con Jr… I mean what can a senator do? It’s not like they can organize and coordinate help for seniors like Beto O’Rourke did. It’s not like he could have raised 2 million dollars like AOC did for the people of Texas.. Nope nothing to do for a senator from Texas… how to lead from 1st Class. When the going gets tough, pack your bags kids we are off to Cancun.
Replytrump is on blow
ReplyI live in the great white north the windmills were pumping out power no problem. Maybe just a bunch of idiots in charge of them in the fine state of Texas.
ReplyThis dude said, some ferret juice.. 😂
ReplyI live in Ohio and our wind turbines have never frozen, maybe plan for all types of weather Lt. Dan
ReplyDang I really want to watch this, if Jimmy could stop stealing peoples photos and prankng toddlers I would love the show
Reply“Crisissis”? I think the word you’re looking for is “crises,” Junior.
ReplyJr Trump is a clone of his dad. Sick as they come.
ReplyPeople are dying here in Texas and no, it’s not funny.
ReplyWhat was the answer to the Iowa State Fair question? I couldn’t make out what she said
Reply‘in Florida, where something weird is also happening. -ummmhummm
ReplyHow tall is molly? Is she too tall to hide things from?
ReplyI LOVE MOLLY SO MUCH
ReplyAs far as I’m concerned, Ted Cruz didn’t have to ever come back
ReplyI would 100% LOVE to see this every week even! Molly’s shenanigans like the mask and the truck are just 👌 *chef’s kiss* 😅
ReplyI am good to save for the planet, but how we re not ready for that, gas prices going up, if I buy an electric car where am I going to charge, should I leave my car overnight at wawa or Walmart
ReplyCanada is COLD, not you people
Replydont you just love these celebrities telling everyone whos bad and whos good
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