Doin’ It Donkey Style: Born To Beto

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Published on March 15, 2019

Beto O’Rourke’s presidential announcement drew the attention of the country, the President, and the Stephen.

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  • Klara Stern 1 month ago

    Beto is right… if everyone had someone to really love and be loved… the world would be a better place.. (not sure if Tinder will do it though)

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  • bellabana 1 month ago

    I see the Bernie Bros are spewing their usual bile about anyone that isn’t Bernie, it’s Beto’s turn now. Just like during the last election after Sanders was legitimately defeated they went out of their way to sabotage Clinton by voting 3rd party handing Trump the presidency, we all know how that turned turned out. Now they’re once again muddying the waters!

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  • kingnish 1 month ago

    I am pretty sure voldemort is a republican. Didn’t he shout “Mud-bloods will not replace us.” in his rally?

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  • Jay Taylor 1 month ago

    I think thou do protest too much Colbert! Don’t worry, Trevor will take your job after all your material leaves office. Haha… such a tool… you’re driving people TOWARDS Trump, not away from him. Hell I voted for Obama Twice! Didn’t vote in the last election bc didn’t like either candidate. Now that its blatantly obvious you and the MSM is 100% anti Trump, constantly insulting him and his beautiful family. Its so bad im DEFINITELY voting for Trump if Bernie gets primaried again. Keep it up dummy and Trump will win by a LANDSLIDE! How can so many people not see the obvious outcomes of their actions? SMH

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  • dayv cino 1 month ago

    Yeeeeah desus and mero the brand is strong

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  • TheReal008Zulu 1 month ago

    Trump: (thinking to himself) Wow, Beto’s hands sure are bigger than mine.

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  • Terry Wesley 1 month ago

    Bill Pullman for 2020!

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  • Minty 1 month ago

    Beto seems, um, interesting.

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  • The real Vlad Putin 1 month ago

    If it’s one person who can beat Trump, it’s obviously the guy who lost to Ted Cruz.

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  • Tony Lang 1 month ago

    5G KILLS!!!

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  • Carlos Pelaez 1 month ago

    Beto I weird, looks like a nice guy but it is weird, sorry but no need of another weird man in the WH.

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  • Davon Reeves 1 month ago

    I’m not voting for Beto

    He couldn’t even beat Ted….

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  • Jesus Christ 1 month ago

    “I lost against Ted Cruz, now watch me lose the presidency.”

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  • Rick Rick 1 month ago

    Beto the corporate tool no thanks

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  • Samus Knight 1 month ago

    I swear, that picture of O’Rourke at 1:04 reminds me of Bubba J, a puppet used by the comedian Jeff Dunham.

    https://jeffdunham.fandom.com/wiki/Bubba_J

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  • Space Jockey 1 month ago

    Beto is my favourite Republican.
    Meaningless platitudes do not the speech make.

    #Bernie2020
    #FeelTheBern

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  • DeadTroperSociety 1 month ago

    Beto got his ass kicked by Ted Cruz.
    TED. LYIN. CRUZ.

    Trump will eat him for breakfast. You want to beat Orange Man Bad? Vote for Andrew Yang. He’s the only guy in these shitfests of democratic candidates who have a real plan for the country.

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  • Magnus Krantz 1 month ago

    Beto, Cory or Harris. One of them is the New President.

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  • SunnyDayTeaFactory 1 month ago

    Corey Booker was supposed to be hope, but he has been bought. Its Tulsi for me, and if she doesn’t get the nomination, I’m going for Trump. If you do not understand that, I cannot explain it to you. It’s not that we like Trump, but we will not stand for the garbage heap that is the democrats and the republicans.

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  • Angie Malkina 1 month ago

    I say we all go to Disneyland the day Trumpaloompa isn’t President anymore. #disney2020

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