Do Not Read: The Best Places to Pee

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  • JuliYana 3 years ago

    let me intern for you please

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  • Mitchell Young 3 years ago

    .

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  • Brendita Quesofrita 3 years ago

    First comment I love you jimmy

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  • khaled salem 3 years ago

    like my comment for no reason please :)

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  • SEAN IS THE DEVIL 3 years ago

    STOP DRINKING JIMMY IT’S OUT OF CONTROL

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  • Aydin Aladinov 3 years ago

    Why did Adele cross the street?

    To say hello from the other side

    Sorry I had to xD

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  • Rosie Brooks 3 years ago

    ahh

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  • khaled salem 3 years ago

    First

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  • BigMac Nfries 3 years ago

    early

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  • Rosie Brooks 3 years ago

    3

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  • BigMac Nfries 3 years ago

    early

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  • Michael Moulton 3 years ago

    12th’

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  • shisle12 shisle12 3 years ago

    11th comment wooooooooo

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  • Josiah Mcbounds 3 years ago

    dang

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  • Emma Manser 3 years ago

    Posted 3 min ago!

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  • Mina Lam 3 years ago

    Cool! :D

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  • Matthew L 3 years ago

    I see what you did Jimmy for the peeing book

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  • Los Blancos 3 years ago

    “Lets explore your anus”

    Thats what she said!!…. wait.

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  • Matthew L 3 years ago

    Anyone will to have unanus explored?

    Watch till the end for context

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  • chypher 3 years ago

    It’s not No 2 Jimmy. The last I check “Best Places to Pee” is a No 1 book.

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  • Mark Long (NHMedic) 3 years ago

    Not first…

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  • Cayenne Rand 3 years ago

    What was that blue thing down there though

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  • Alex FC 3 years ago

    Uranus lol

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  • Alpha Charlie Echo Plays! 3 years ago

    Hey, Jimmy thanks for showcasing my book. Means a lot!

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  • Thomas Thompson 3 years ago

    One hand for yourself and one for the ship. ? ” does he have a dingy” oh
    he definitely has a dingy.

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  • Thomas Thompson 3 years ago

    Paging Dr.Horney

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  • nick 3 years ago

    Hi

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  • hydromhtri 3 years ago

    For the next do not read how about the bible?

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  • Fine XXX 3 years ago

    I really wanna know what that blue thing next to his desk is XC

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  • rose sullivan 3 years ago

    so funny the way Jimmy delivers the punch lines

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  • Jordan Stephan 3 years ago

    “what does he have, a dingy?”

    hahaha, oh Higgins.

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  • Frau Farbissina 3 years ago

    Heerre, doctorrr, take my PEN!!!

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  • Kuuss Dawg 3 years ago

    haha ur so funny jimmy

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  • Micah Lord 3 years ago

    jimmy should definitely read the fuds menu

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  • James Blair 3 years ago

    Waiting for the J.J. Abrams stuff to be posted. :)

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  • Top10Eagle 3 years ago

    Probably “lets explore Uranus” is written by Dr. Horney

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  • Alec Goralczyk 3 years ago

    The book about the concrete got me good

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  • craigeryx101 3 years ago

    “there’s a lot of holes in that theory” Higgins makes the show

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  • John Frank 3 years ago

    one for yourself ;)?

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  • silowerkfd 3 years ago

    Batman V Superman sneak peek trailer is fucken awesome!!!

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  • Carl Menciano 3 years ago

    “Let’s explore URANUS”

    XD!! Hahaha

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  • Boba Vhett 3 years ago

    damn it I won’t be able to keep a straight face when I look at my astronomy
    professor whenever he says Uranus after that last one.

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  • Ross Nigro 3 years ago

    Conan did it first

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  • Becca Peeps 3 years ago

    Mmm yumm innards and other variety meats, because nothing sounds more
    fulfilling than innards

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  • Sami Adcock 3 years ago

    That is so Portland???

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  • Kalyan Raghava 3 years ago

    Jimmy…call Brandon from Humans of New York…that’s an awesome book.

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  • Steph Nielsen 3 years ago

    as a student can’t afford Christmas gifts like I bought last year might buy
    them some of these books ha-ha

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  • Rachel Eddy 3 years ago

    I live across the street from the Karen Horney Clinic… It’s a real thing
    people haha

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  • Nikita Poliakov 3 years ago

    Goddamn it, anybody can publish anything and somebody will read… So
    sad…

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  • 892ilovejustinbieber 3 years ago

    The do not read lists are sooo funny I love watching them

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  • ODAC25thKA 3 years ago

    Feminine Psychology by Karen Horney is a legit book that has contributed
    much to science. LOL. You should ACTUALLY read it!

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  • Luis Hernandez 3 years ago

    The last joke didn’t get enough credit
    “There’s some holes in that theory”
    Cracked up

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  • AngryyBeaver 3 years ago

    I keep thinking he said, “uh… fuckin.. fabulous bathrooms of Portland”

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  • Lisa Chan 3 years ago

    I actually read in my psychology textbook that it’s pronounced “Horn-EYE.”
    I chucked because they explicitly included the pronunciation for her and
    not the other psychologists…

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  • EETFUK 3 years ago

    Dr horney wrote that last one too ?

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  • Eric Koh 3 years ago

    I’ll eat innards. they are pretty good. I’ve eaten intestines, stomach,
    kidney, and tripe

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  • Paul Fowler 3 years ago

    I had let’s explore Uranus when I was younger along with all the other
    books from that series haha

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  • Jacek Neumann 3 years ago

    The Uranus one looks like more of an adventure book.

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  • Raine Kaspar 3 years ago

    When you’re drunk enough, “in your pants” is always an option, but if you
    haven’t seen your pants in an hour that can get a bit tricky.

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  • AnnyLovesPink 3 years ago

    omg I’m laughing way too hard right now. Actually gotta redo my mascara
    cause it’s currently running down my cheeks from laughing so much.

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  • Paulius Mscichauskas 3 years ago

    Any Creationist picturebook will do.

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  • Martin Quarti 3 years ago

    I love that topic! That’s hilarious! :’)

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  • gimmjoww 3 years ago

    I’ve eaten brains and scrambled eggs before, it wasn’t too bad.

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  • AnKhuong Luu 3 years ago

    eating pigs’ brain here in Vietname is pretty normal

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  • Naujika Sandara 3 years ago

    how came this kind book been get published if the writers cannot notify

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  • gameguru1234 3 years ago

    Why does the audience always hate on Higgins…. The man is hilarious!

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  • once upon beauty (onceuponbeauty) 3 years ago

    The last book reminds me of Ron Weasley saying in class: “Can I have a look
    at Uranus too, Lavender?”

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  • Ella Mari 3 years ago

    It’s pronounced Horn-eye.

    just sayin lol.

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  • Chloe Pitre 3 years ago

    It’s pronounced Horn-eye, my psych teacher made that very clear

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  • drjorphphd 3 years ago

    “There’s a lot of holes in that theory.”
    -Higbones 2016

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  • manguy2000 3 years ago

    My pen! Just a flash back to a classic Kids in the hall sketch.

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  • vcarter0723 3 years ago

    One-handed sailing, cause the other hand’s……….busy

    ;)

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  • vcarter0723 3 years ago

    3:59-4:00 LOLOL Higgins!

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  • Sesnei River Page 3 years ago

    did he say “fuckin'”

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  • Maniesh Ramanayake 3 years ago

    I learnt about Karen Horney (pronounced Hor-neigh)for my psychology class!
    Ironically she was the first feminist psychologist (the anti-Freud).

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  • Reese Bronson 3 years ago

    Theres a lot of holes in that theory ???

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  • Trashi Pack 3 years ago

    Nice! I really like that hairstyle… weird? I’m sorry… But it seems to
    be fluffy…

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  • Michael Breidenbach (Mike's Movies 'n Stuff) 3 years ago

    I believe, he already had the Uranus book in an earlier edition of Do Not
    Read…

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  • 8 Pelagic 3 years ago

    Just pointing out that the pen pun could have been extended a bit further.

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  • GraceanneParks 3 years ago

    So glad they kept just the highlights on the concrete book hahahahhaha

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  • Key_to_Happiness2009 3 years ago

    Why are you dissing my book list?

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