Do It In The Bot

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Published on April 17, 2021

They must have input the wrong instructions. #Colbert #ALateShow #ColdOpens

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72 comments

  • GlassTopRX7 1 year ago

    If I was a kid again I would look forward to pranking these like we did VW bugs back in the day.

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  • The Mighty Wooosh 1 year ago

    This is basically Spock with the Star Trek: Discovery writers in control

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  • Tina Loye 1 year ago

    Man, companies would literally buy a self driving car rather than pay workers decent wages 🤣

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  • Amélie Carré 1 year ago

    And that was slightly more interesting than a porn opening scene, and better acted.

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  • Celtic Batman 1 year ago

    I took good notes. I will try these next chance I get. I will also bring popcorn salad, if you know what I mean. When I say popcorn salad, I mean lubricated vegetable madness.

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  • Christopher Dotch 1 year ago

    Classic

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  • Anna Lieff-Saxby 1 year ago

    How wonderful. Another way to put the poorest out of a job. I won’t be buying from ANY company that uses delivery bots. I’m also content to wait a little longer at the manned checkout, rather than use the automated ones, because I’m helping some poor sod stay solvent.

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  • Space Force Commander, General Stabled Genius 1 year ago

    The makers of Big Sausage Pizza is suing for plagiarism.

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  • Zesty 1 year ago

    Yeah; let the police have this not-so-terrifying robot, and let the robot dog handle the pizza.

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  • Kcid Deah 1 year ago

    I picked up some good lines there. Thanks.

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  • Lindalee Law 1 year ago

    Dominoes over priced so so food zzzzzz

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  • Arcturion Blade 1 year ago

    First robots are taking over as police K9’s, and now they’re taking jobs away from male porn stars. When will the madness end?!

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  • Adam Howard 1 year ago

    You were funny once… it’s sad what has happened to you…

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  • mary jones 1 year ago

    yowza, lol

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  • youreg 1 year ago

    Meanwhile, all the men can hope for is a delivery of warm apple pie

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  • Zedfinite 1 year ago

    Robot cars that deliver pizzas sounds nice.
    Why not have robot pizzas that bakes pizzas while on delivery?

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  • h7opolo 1 year ago

    genius

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  • MrJadeavenger 1 year ago

    is that jizo’s voice?

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  • Darwin Godfreed 1 year ago

    You don’t have to tip robots, there u go now greedy business owners don’t have to pay 15 per hour. Fuck it let’s not value workers MORE🤡

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  • Josh Nabours 1 year ago

    They got the AI down pat!

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  • INTERYTP 1 year ago

    It’s Eric the Pizza Delivery Bot who cheated on GLaDOS!

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  • GB 1 year ago

    🤣🤣🤣

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  • Kevin B 1 year ago

    Uber Automated for seniors is coming, y’all. It’ll be the easiest sell in the world – Boomers get independence without their licenses, we don’t have to drive them anymore, and they’re not causing havoc on the roads with their lead-addled brains.

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  • Barcelona Chair 1 year ago

    Andrew Yang was warning about this

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  • aboxoffrogs 1 year ago

    Now what will all these soon to be unemployed “news” journalists gonna do for a job? Better lean to code…

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  • BottleAire New! 1/2 Vaxxed! 1 year ago

    I watched a vid from Boston Dynamics that showed a decade of robot development and I must say the tech is impressive. We’ll marvel at the engineering as it kills us all.

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  • ThE DuCk 1 year ago

    Hahaha Silly !

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  • Micheal McNeal 1 year ago

    Can’t wait until I can have all the free food I want. I can’t imagine any way they can stop me from breaking into those bots.

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  • Bat Boy 1 year ago

    We are finally living in a Cronenberg future. I hope she’s into stick-less.

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  • Psiberzerker 1 year ago

    “as part of a Pilot Program there…” Isn’t the Pilot Program part of it?

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  • Chris 1 year ago

    This went weird awfully quick. I’m not even sure how it got to this,.. 🤔

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  • CatherinePMurillo 1 year ago

    Single Mom Makes $89,844/Yr in Her Spare Time on The Computer Without Selling Anything. you can bring from $5000-$8000 of extra income every month. working at home for 4 hours a day, and earning could be even bigger.

    The potential with this is endless…>>>>>> ­­­­𝐰­­­­𝐰­­­­𝐰­­­­.­­­­𝐰­­­­𝐨­­­­𝐫­­­­𝐤­­­­𝐬­­­­𝐬­­­­𝐭­­­­𝐚­­­­𝐫­­­­.­­­­𝐜­­­­𝐟­­­­

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  • Randy Simpson 1 year ago

    I clicked on this because I thought the banner said do it in a boat.

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  • RIXRADvidz 1 year ago

    first thing that goes through my decaying brain cell is, Hijack the Pizza Bot. it’s small enough it could be picked up and plopped down in the back of a UHaul easy. no money, you just play pizza roulette to see if you got Deluxe Meat Lovers or thin and crispy vegan no cheese

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  • John D 1 year ago

    FAIL. No money shot of the pizza.

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  • cmilla111 1 year ago

    First they took our jobs through mechanization. Then they took our wives with vibrating marital aids. And now they steal our most primal forms of escapism by delivering the meat in a timely and orderly fashion? When will it end?!!

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  • Joel Connell 1 year ago

    These plastic robots carrying poison junk food are going to clog up our already busy roads!?!?!?! WHY!!!! Please NOooooo!!!!!!

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  • chemxfan 1 year ago

    Who’s paying for the damage to her home? I’m pretty sure that would be hard(ahem!) to explain to the insurance co.
    Woman (to agent): “You see, I invited the pizza delivery bot in for sex – but despite the ramming, he wasn’t able to get it in.”
    Insurance agent: “Yeah, we’re going to deny the claim – & suggest you seek counseling right away.”

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  • Desmond Hawkins 1 year ago

    I am five years old and what is this?

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  • Reed Brunson 1 year ago

    CNN10 brought me here.

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  • Make Racists Afraid Again 1 year ago

    The door not facing the street.

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  • phillip st 1 year ago

    back door entries can get messy

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  • Mike Kachur 1 year ago

    “Jimmy your mom is dead. Do an order of pizza for dinner”

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  • John S. 1 year ago

    Hey! I’ve seen this episode of black mirror! Oh, wait… It’s real…

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  • traildoggy 1 year ago

    Every woman I know is crazy ’bout an automobile
    And here I am standing with nothing but rubber heels.
    — Ry Cooder

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  • Ratboy2004 1 year ago

    Automation. Eliminating more jobs…

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  • Peter Slegers 1 year ago

    That’s such an improvement!

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  • Toney Tucci 1 year ago

    Italian TOMATO flatbread. Focaccia is thousands of years old, but pizza as we know it didn’t happen until tomatoes were brought back from the New World sometime in the 16th c. Also, everybody loves the salsiccia but nobody wants to know how it’s made.

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  • merickful 1 year ago

    Wot wot in the bot!

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  • AdMerin 1 year ago

    I don’t know how Dominos is going to replace all its drivers with robot cars they don’t even pay drivers minimum wage now. Lol Not to mention, what does the robot do when the customer doesn’t come to the door because they took a shower after they ordered? Or how about all the customers who don’t give out their gatecodes and expect the driver to just “follow another car in”, or how about the customers who don’t know their address, or leave off the apartment number? Yeah, I don’t see this going very far, this is mostly a very expensive publicity stunt.

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  • Like Bot 1 year ago

    Bot liked

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  • Duane David 1 year ago

    Golly! And here I thought this was a family show!

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  • Hayber Dasher 1 year ago

    A rare funny cold open! They must have let one of the actual writers do this one

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  • John Brown 1 year ago

    I thought he was gonna play some cameo

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  • Bob Jersey 1 year ago

    Evie with red hair?

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  • zachara03 1 year ago

    Gay

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  • theresaI wright 1 year ago

    😂😂😂😂

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  • Robert Dullnig 1 year ago

    Still has more game than I do.

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  • VideZoniX ! 1 year ago

    Ha ! I have come to clean ze pooell.. I have come to clean ze POOOEELL

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  • TheSilentAngel 1 year ago

    Dear Sweet Jesus who came up with this I’m crying 😂😂😂

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  • Andrew Wilson 1 year ago

    If he had a tailpipe I would lubricate it

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  • Newton the Director 1 year ago

    lol this backdoor joke 😉

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  • Joey L 1 year ago

    Good luck getting in the backyard.

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  • Tatum Christopher Swanson 1 year ago

    The voice is Eric from GoAnimate!!

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  • Aaron Jones 1 year ago

    Isn’t Huston where that hitch hiking bot got destroyed after traveling the world perfectly safe for the longest time?
    Yea… good luck with that.

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  • Mountain LWolf 1 year ago

    It Must Be Destoryed

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  • Prior of the Ori 1 year ago

    Id like some sassege.

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  • That Blue Bot Boy Of DOOM 1 year ago

    Don’t let him pull out his flash drive, he hasn’t cleaned the cheese off it yet.

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  • SSgt Mole 1 year ago

    Back in the 80’s in Anchorage, Alaska, Mafia Mike ran a pizza chain. Allegedly there was a code phrase pizza you ordered if you wanted a prostitute delivered.

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  • Caroline Hart 1 year ago

    NEXT for Autism works closely with Center for Autism and the Developing Brain (1) at NewYork-Presbyrterian Hospital.
    Center for Autism and the Developing Brain openly states in it’s mission statement: “conducting research that enhances the understanding of… prevention of autism spectrum disorders” (2).
    This organization runs on the core belief that autistics should be eradicated by means of prevention. This is eugenics!

    PLEASE WITHDRAW YOUR SUPPORT FROM COLOR THE SPECTRUM

    Please consider donating to autistic-founded & autistic-led non-profits instead! Two great organizations are:
      – Autistic Women and Nonbinary Network, or
      – Autistic Self Advocacy Network

    Sources
    (1) https://www.nextforautism.org/work/cadb/
    (2) https://www.nyp.org/psychiatry/center-for-autism-the-developing-brain/about/mission

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  • Brandon Foster 1 year ago

    When they going to create robots to replace corp CEOs and board members! Then again they still might lose $100million and still cash out with few million.

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  • 3 Slices Senpai 1 year ago

    I think I bought the wrong Nier Automata…

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