They must have input the wrong instructions. #Colbert #ALateShow #ColdOpens
If I was a kid again I would look forward to pranking these like we did VW bugs back in the day.
This is basically Spock with the Star Trek: Discovery writers in control
Man, companies would literally buy a self driving car rather than pay workers decent wages 🤣
And that was slightly more interesting than a porn opening scene, and better acted.
I took good notes. I will try these next chance I get. I will also bring popcorn salad, if you know what I mean. When I say popcorn salad, I mean lubricated vegetable madness.
How wonderful. Another way to put the poorest out of a job. I won’t be buying from ANY company that uses delivery bots. I’m also content to wait a little longer at the manned checkout, rather than use the automated ones, because I’m helping some poor sod stay solvent.
The makers of Big Sausage Pizza is suing for plagiarism.
Yeah; let the police have this not-so-terrifying robot, and let the robot dog handle the pizza.
I picked up some good lines there. Thanks.
Dominoes over priced so so food zzzzzz
First robots are taking over as police K9’s, and now they’re taking jobs away from male porn stars. When will the madness end?!
You were funny once… it’s sad what has happened to you…
Meanwhile, all the men can hope for is a delivery of warm apple pie
Robot cars that deliver pizzas sounds nice.
Why not have robot pizzas that bakes pizzas while on delivery?
is that jizo’s voice?
You don’t have to tip robots, there u go now greedy business owners don’t have to pay 15 per hour. Fuck it let’s not value workers MORE🤡
They got the AI down pat!
It’s Eric the Pizza Delivery Bot who cheated on GLaDOS!
Uber Automated for seniors is coming, y’all. It’ll be the easiest sell in the world – Boomers get independence without their licenses, we don’t have to drive them anymore, and they’re not causing havoc on the roads with their lead-addled brains.
Andrew Yang was warning about this
Now what will all these soon to be unemployed “news” journalists gonna do for a job? Better lean to code…
I watched a vid from Boston Dynamics that showed a decade of robot development and I must say the tech is impressive. We’ll marvel at the engineering as it kills us all.
Hahaha Silly !
Can’t wait until I can have all the free food I want. I can’t imagine any way they can stop me from breaking into those bots.
We are finally living in a Cronenberg future. I hope she’s into stick-less.
“as part of a Pilot Program there…” Isn’t the Pilot Program part of it?
This went weird awfully quick. I’m not even sure how it got to this,.. 🤔
Single Mom Makes $89,844/Yr in Her Spare Time on The Computer Without Selling Anything. you can bring from $5000-$8000 of extra income every month. working at home for 4 hours a day, and earning could be even bigger.
The potential with this is endless…>>>>>> 𝐰𝐰𝐰.𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫.𝐜𝐟
I clicked on this because I thought the banner said do it in a boat.
first thing that goes through my decaying brain cell is, Hijack the Pizza Bot. it’s small enough it could be picked up and plopped down in the back of a UHaul easy. no money, you just play pizza roulette to see if you got Deluxe Meat Lovers or thin and crispy vegan no cheese
FAIL. No money shot of the pizza.
First they took our jobs through mechanization. Then they took our wives with vibrating marital aids. And now they steal our most primal forms of escapism by delivering the meat in a timely and orderly fashion? When will it end?!!
These plastic robots carrying poison junk food are going to clog up our already busy roads!?!?!?! WHY!!!! Please NOooooo!!!!!!
Who’s paying for the damage to her home? I’m pretty sure that would be hard(ahem!) to explain to the insurance co.
Woman (to agent): “You see, I invited the pizza delivery bot in for sex – but despite the ramming, he wasn’t able to get it in.”
Insurance agent: “Yeah, we’re going to deny the claim – & suggest you seek counseling right away.”
I am five years old and what is this?
CNN10 brought me here.
The door not facing the street.
back door entries can get messy
“Jimmy your mom is dead. Do an order of pizza for dinner”
Hey! I’ve seen this episode of black mirror! Oh, wait… It’s real…
Every woman I know is crazy ’bout an automobile
And here I am standing with nothing but rubber heels.
— Ry Cooder
Automation. Eliminating more jobs…
That’s such an improvement!
Italian TOMATO flatbread. Focaccia is thousands of years old, but pizza as we know it didn’t happen until tomatoes were brought back from the New World sometime in the 16th c. Also, everybody loves the salsiccia but nobody wants to know how it’s made.
Wot wot in the bot!
I don’t know how Dominos is going to replace all its drivers with robot cars they don’t even pay drivers minimum wage now. Lol Not to mention, what does the robot do when the customer doesn’t come to the door because they took a shower after they ordered? Or how about all the customers who don’t give out their gatecodes and expect the driver to just “follow another car in”, or how about the customers who don’t know their address, or leave off the apartment number? Yeah, I don’t see this going very far, this is mostly a very expensive publicity stunt.
Golly! And here I thought this was a family show!
A rare funny cold open! They must have let one of the actual writers do this one
I thought he was gonna play some cameo
Evie with red hair?
Still has more game than I do.
Ha ! I have come to clean ze pooell.. I have come to clean ze POOOEELL
Dear Sweet Jesus who came up with this I’m crying 😂😂😂
If he had a tailpipe I would lubricate it
lol this backdoor joke 😉
Good luck getting in the backyard.
The voice is Eric from GoAnimate!!
Isn’t Huston where that hitch hiking bot got destroyed after traveling the world perfectly safe for the longest time?
Yea… good luck with that.
It Must Be Destoryed
Id like some sassege.
Don’t let him pull out his flash drive, he hasn’t cleaned the cheese off it yet.
Back in the 80’s in Anchorage, Alaska, Mafia Mike ran a pizza chain. Allegedly there was a code phrase pizza you ordered if you wanted a prostitute delivered.
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When they going to create robots to replace corp CEOs and board members! Then again they still might lose $100million and still cash out with few million.
I think I bought the wrong Nier Automata…
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