Hero turtle Diego the Tortoise returns to the wild after spending the last 40 years repopulating his species. #TheDailyShow
As expected of the best dinosaur husbando Diego Brando!
Oh? You thought you could escape JoJo references, but it is I, DIO—DIEGO! I wonder if Polnareff was the other male.
Diego’s swimmers gonna swim
The McConnell burn was soo ?????!
All the girls on the island come running for his shell shake. What a bad ass playa
Mitch McConnell does something good?
wait, what do you mean it was an actual tortoise…?
It’s not like he had to take them on dates or deal with small talk lol
During that same 40 years, Moscow Mitch only produced 52 inbreds in The Senate.
Uh but if 40% of the tortoises are related to him wouldn’t the other 60% be related to the other male? Like they were the last two males left…
What a stud ?
Those tortoises are going quite the incest problem
Bring my your females!!!! Lol
**salutes the turtle** thank you for your service
嗯，现在黑帽期，，，。 大伙等太阳照镜後或守冬後，再等乱倫仿王结束後，再 鸽子之前是以下連结之尊组及一修组，及荷组，其他大慨快忘了，越来越无憶，，，https://m.youtube.com/feed/history，， So，有情况可找以上及背石叔或巴登或豹鼻或狮鼻或鹫鸟头询，可知解，，，So。 鸽子忙小学作业，以及看太阳照镜子，，，So。 田都组，粗媚嘴尖，，，和小木偶木头人不一样，，，。 丫，忘了向太阳许願了，，，。
But then, genetically, the future population will all be close kin.
I’d take DIego over Mitch any day. I’d wager he’s more of a human being than McConnell could ever hope to be.
Humans: Diego its time to go back home buddy! Diego: nah im good, lets keep this mission going
Bless his heart.. and his shell… but imagine the lack of genetic diversity.. I hope that the babies will be fine in successive generations..
Imagine the paternity lawsuits..
The Oscar voters ??
Trevor laughing at his own jokes could end wars.lmaoo
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