Diego the Tortoise Retires After Helping to Reproduce 2,000+ Baby Tortoises | The Daily Show

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  • Nothing Nothingness 1 month ago

    As expected of the best dinosaur husbando Diego Brando!

    Oh? You thought you could escape JoJo references, but it is I, DIO—DIEGO!
    I wonder if Polnareff was the other male.

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  • Mimi Giggles 1 month ago

    Diego’s swimmers gonna swim

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  • Timothy Clark 1 month ago

    The McConnell burn was soo ?????!

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  • ProjectFlashlight612 1 month ago

    All the girls on the island come running for his shell shake. What a bad ass playa

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  • Mr Iczer 1 month ago

    Mitch McConnell does something good?

    wait, what do you mean it was an actual tortoise…?

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  • Adel The Kid 1 month ago

    It’s not like he had to take them on dates or deal with small talk lol

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  • Universe Onesong 1 month ago

    During that same 40 years, Moscow Mitch only produced 52 inbreds in The Senate.

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  • Marco M 1 month ago

    Uh but if 40% of the tortoises are related to him wouldn’t the other 60% be related to the other male? Like they were the last two males left…

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  • joseo c137 1 month ago

    What a stud ?

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  • Cheesy Noodles 1 month ago

    Those tortoises are going quite the incest problem

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  • Diego Aponte 1 month ago

    Bring my your females!!!! Lol

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  • Gracie A.D 1 month ago

    **salutes the turtle** thank you for your service

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  • 柳岑焉 1 month ago

    嗯,现在黑帽期,,,。
    大伙等太阳照镜後或守冬後,再等乱倫仿王结束後,再 鸽子之前是以下連结之尊组及一修组,及荷组,其他大慨快忘了,越来越无憶,,,https://m.youtube.com/feed/history,,
    So,有情况可找以上及背石叔或巴登或豹鼻或狮鼻或鹫鸟头询,可知解,,,So。
    鸽子忙小学作业,以及看太阳照镜子,,,So。
    田都组,粗媚嘴尖,,,和小木偶木头人不一样,,,。
    丫,忘了向太阳许願了,,,。

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  • cycoklr 1 month ago

    But then, genetically, the future population will all be close kin.

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  • Hakageryuu 1 month ago

    I’d take DIego over Mitch any day.
    I’d wager he’s more of a human being than McConnell could ever hope to be.

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  • VytenisR1 1 month ago

    Humans: Diego its time to go back home buddy!
    Diego: nah im good, lets keep this mission going

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  • ursaltydog 1 month ago

    Bless his heart.. and his shell… but imagine the lack of genetic diversity.. I hope that the babies will be fine in successive generations..

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  • ursaltydog 1 month ago

    Imagine the paternity lawsuits..

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  • Roni Vv 1 month ago

    The Oscar voters ??

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  • Andrew Stewarts 1 month ago

    Trevor laughing at his own jokes could end wars.lmaoo

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