Stephen welcomes another opportunity to crack jokes about what some are calling Golden Gate.
Biden is pretty awesome.
damn that pussy grabbing joke. GOLD
Trump’s sons really love cosplaying as Patrick Bateman.
If the papers containing Trump’s business plans are blank, then they must be real.
Trump: “I won the popular vote if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally.”
“Hillary Clinton wants to let people 650 million people pour in and we do nothing about it. Think of it. That’s what could happen. You triple the size of our country in one week.”
“Muslims were celebrating 9/11 in Jersey rooftops. I saw it on TV”
“Our African-American communities are absolutely in the worst shape they’ve ever been in before in America. Ever. Ever. Ever.”
“The number of illegal immigrants could be up to 30 million.”
“Don’t believe those phony numbers when you hear 4.9 and 5 percent unemployment. The number’s probably 28, 29, as high as 35. In fact, I even heard recently 42 percent.”
“Obama was born in Kenya”
“Ted Cruz’s dad was involved in the killing of JFK”
CNN: About you and Russia… Trump: SHUT UP FAKE NEWS!
I’m surprised no one said the golden showers might be what turned his skin that color.
Can Rex Tillerson fulfill his duties as Secretary of State if he’s already so busy fighting Captain Planet?
According to politicians, when accused of something you did, have dementia.
The gold rush is in California Donald not Russia . . . Oh I forgot the gold rush is over because Russia is having a gold oil rush #goldshower reserved for their puppet Donald.
we’re so very fucked
Who here is waiting for SNL to roast Trump this weekend?
Soon enough Trump’ll learn what it really means to be on the Russian team.. when he’s no longer useful, and they introduce him to the Siberian Golf Club.
I am quite the disgrace to this country
Always get a giggle when Trump breaks out “the prop table”, maybe his tax returns are in there somewhere.
How many fucking medals did Obama give out during his time in office?
I kind of want this golden shower story to be true just to watch Kellyanne Conway try to explain her way out of this one. She has bullshitted so much for Trump but I REALLY REALLY want her to try and spin this.
Lock Trump up! Lock Trump up!
I like Obummer, but I cringe every time I hear him say “folks”
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