Despite An Irregular Heartbeat, Joe Biden Is A Healthy, Vigorous 77 Year-Old

Published on December 19, 2019

Presidential candidate Joe Biden released his latest medical report this week and while he suffers from an irregular heartbeat, his doctors declared him fit to execute the duties of the presidency. #Monologue #LSSC #Colbert

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  • MrSoggyjocks 7 months ago

    Please don’t vote for Biden. Bernie’s the only one with an unshakeable liberal belief system.

  • Liam S 7 months ago

    Trump didn’t do shit. He didn’t expand Christmas pay. Most Federal workers receive pay for Christmas regardless.

    If reality matters, let’s not ever
    forget it. Ever. Even for entertainment

  • J P 7 months ago

    Bernie Sanders 2020 vision.

  • SOUVIK ROY 7 months ago

    Visited by three ghosts…lol

  • Mandy B 7 months ago

    If the democrats get in, they should change the rules on lifetime positions for judges. Also make a rule that judges need to have legal experience. And backdate it so that the hundreds of judges Trump’s dumped on the country can get the boot.

  • Kuukua essel 7 months ago

    These candidates are just too old.

  • craszhtube69 7 months ago

    For every one good thing Dumpt has done we take away one lie, this will leave him around 1500+ lies left and counting. LMAO ??? Merry Christmas to you biiitch and congrats on your IMPEACHMENT.

  • CSharp 7 months ago

    Lead him out with cake or, hear me out, chase him out with vegetables. ?????️? He’d move faster than he’s ever moved in his life. Some are saying faster than anyone’s ever moved in the history of the country.

  • Suzan Benet 7 months ago

    “For anyone who spent at least some part of their sentient years in the former Soviet Union, listening to Bernie Sanders delivering his sermons brings a sense of unsettling déjà vu.
    The style of his rhetoric, the cadence of his speech, his choice of words from the hardcore Marxist vocabulary, his Leninist polemical style, his grotesquely nonsensical grandiose plans maddens the listener.”

  • M Williams 7 months ago


  • Kennet 7 months ago

    Joe Biden may be physically healthy, but mentally he’s clearly in decline. He recently forgot Obama’s name again(!) and he constantly stumbles in his speech. What he said at tonight’s debate sums it up perfectly: “I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I can’t speak…”

    P.S. #Bernie2020

  • awkc 63 7 months ago

    First President ever to be voted for impeachment and will be reflected

  • Richard Lee 7 months ago

    I wonder if Biden is elected who would be the Vice President, I heard his nominee’s name might be Oarack Bbama.

  • winkle bird 7 months ago

    Screw that we need a president suffering from chronic depression at the state of the world and a constant stomach ache of guilt. I volunteer as tribute.

  • Alex M 7 months ago

    An Evangelical group says Trump should be removed because he isn’t the religious person that they thought.DUH!It took them this long to realize that a guy whose cheated on three wives,lies constantly and slept with a porn actress doesn’t fit their image.They may believe in God but he sure didn’t bless them with intelligence.

  • Chibz 7 months ago

    Eh, I wouldn’t want Joe Biden to be president. I’ve seen him be creepy too many times to be comfortable with it. I would want some other democrat

  • Saul Hernandez 7 months ago


  • johana77 7 months ago

    The more I think of it, the more Trump looks and sounds like Gollum, if Gollum was well fed and didn’t live in a cave, unlike Melania

  • mythology2467 7 months ago

    Trump gave everyone a single paid day off on a universal holiday?
    The toughest choices require the strongest wills.

  • Justice Betancourt 7 months ago

    Hope Biden drops out before he passes.


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