A sheriff in Texas is investigating the Florida governor’s role in tricking migrants onto a flight to Martha’s Vineyard, and Stephen performs a rap song inspired by a campaign ad from a candidate for the Utah State Senate. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
Gee a law isn’t hard to find, maybe have a look at your fourth amendment, unreasonable seizure by the government.
ReplyKushner 2024 the only one whose proven he can unite both democrats and republicans you have my democrat vote Kushner and I voted for Hillary twice
ReplyPossibly Herschel Walker actually believed those things, but confused his own life with what he saw on TV the night before?
ReplyWe’ll know for sure when he declares himself King of Westeros.
DeSantis does performative evil.
ReplySteve, you showed good manners and good taste not being too hard on Linda.
Replysadly “I’m not that smart” is going to be a winning slogan in the 21st century…
ReplyThat Wolverine joke is even funnier when you remember that Wolverine is Canadian. 😀
To be fair, Liz Truss has only been in the job for a week. In fact, meeting her was ER’s last official duty 2 days before she died. That news kind of overshadowed the “oh, look, the Brits have now changed their PM even more than us” news. 😀
ReplyThem bars are fire though.
ReplyPaulson’s “song” reminds me of a spoof rap song that was supposed to be done by Nancy and Ronald Reagan; it was hilarious!
ReplySOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!
Replywe dont do much right in texas, but every now and again… we get it right, realize that, and fuck it up even more. Welcome to Texas.
ReplyThat lame ad was made just for people to take the bait and spread it around. Dems are masters of falling for tricks.
ReplyHerschel Walker: “I’m not that smart.”
ReplyYou know he won’t be writing his own bills.
“There are no bones in ice cream, as have said, religious or otherwise, regardless of shoe size. In fact, I like toasters.” – Hershel Walker
ReplyDesantis, Abott, Green, Bobert, TV, Trump.
ReplyWhat is happening, and why is it happening.?
When a world power becomes this divided it becomes weak and vulnrable.
What is the end game ?/?
I don’t know what sadder is the fact that there are full grown adults who believe that Santa Claus is still real. Or that they’re full grown adults that believe that Donald Trump is telling the truth and actually cares about the American people when he’s made multiple statements before he was ever president about how he doesn’t care about really anyone but his own money. I mean he sent all his kids off to boarding school so he didn’t have to raise them. I implore you to watch the video from Donald Trump Jr where he literally about cries when his dad even acknowledged him the man is 40 some years old and if your father hasn’t acknowledged you in 40 years to the point to where you feel like you needed to make a whole rumble video about it and look like you were crying beforehand it goes to show you how s***** of a family dynamic that this place has it’s a business relationship the only person that he honestly maybe gives a s*** about it is Ivanka and that’s because he’s been wanting to sleep with her if he hasn’t already been his whole entire life. I’m sorry no parent who cares about their daughter enters them into a model competition that Donald Trump is part owner/partner of that is known for exploiting underage girls and sex trafficking minors all across the the world. But Donald Trump thought that it was a good idea to enroll his daughter and said competition. The same competition where the guy who ran the thing ended up getting like 165 year sentence for trafficking of minors from across the world as well as come to find out when they started looking through his paperwork that for upwards of 9 years Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein were part secret owners of this elite model agency is what it was called. And they would have different competitions and different parts of the world. And anytime they came to New York Donald Trump was the beneficiary of giving them free hotel rooms to stay at this hotel for the girls that were there and then he even set up boat rides. Across the New York harbor where it was just him and his 50 plus year old friends hanging out with girls as young as 12 years old and nothing but bikinis. But yet please tell me Donald Trump is a god-fearing man and that he’s done so much for the economy I’ll be waiting cuz I know it’ll never f****** come.
ReplyThe reason the rap didn’t ‘rhyme’ is because he used the edited version that removed an image of Ketanji Brown Jackson, with the accompanying lyric:
“Just to clarify,
those there’s some who can’t define us,
as a female adult,
I know what a… woman is!”
It was a rather clever attempt to make us think she was going to say “… I know what a vagina is” but somewhere along the line somebody at her campaign revised the video.
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