Damit, for the last time!…The Earth is on a giant turtle’s back being held up by the god Atlas sitting on a pedestal in the Hanging Gardens of Babylon! WTF is wrong with people?
What the world needs now is some new Mitchell and Webb sketches. It has been almost a decade without their combined efforts to keep the evil forces of the universe at bay, and just look at the dark turn these last few years of neglect has lead us into.
I am not not saying it is their fault, per se, but we sort of need the Angel Summoner and the BMX Bandit to combat “The Event”.
I think we should tax idiots, let them have their stupidly irrational beliefs but for each one there is proportionate taxation. Flat Earthers should be charged £300 every time they post on the internet.
Nope. The world is flat carried on the back of 4 giant elephants which stand on the back of the giant space turtle Great A’tuin who swims through the vast ocean of space. Doesn’t everyone know this?
What if we’re all living in a giant, super-advanced holodeck that creates a reality that is so realistic that you actually think you live on a planet – but the world is actually flat.. 🤔🤔🤔
Well heres the thing, the photo you refer to, is the only actual photo of earth, all the other images you see are in fact CGI composites. The photo in question has been completely debunked as a staged fake, see A funny thing happened on the way to the moon, Bart Sibrel for proof. The reason why there is a huge awakening happening about the place where we live, is that all the actual scientific evidence available points to the reality that we live on a flat motionless plane not a spinning space rock.
It’s funny because the flat earth society say “it’s all a conspiracy and the earth is flat” to be honest if scientists said they got it wrong and the earth is banana shape, after the initial shock we’d carry on as normal. So why would the world leader all be covering it up. I’m sure one nations leader would love to prove that the earth is flat and reap the rewards. Still gives us something else to moan and worry about 😂.
Hilary Clinton just sat their nodding her head at David Mitchell exposing the internets lies, knowing damn well she bullshitted her way through her entire life 😂
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its funny to see all the self proclaimed genius parrots comments… jokes on you my small brained parrot friends… let me tell you about your religion … a religion is a number of followers.. a small following is a cult… a large following is a religion… God has nothing to do with religion … he is a reality.. the largest religion in the world is ..SCIENCE …. and no one questions it…. if your masters told you they just found planed net …onga bonga…. you wouldnt even doubt it..!!!!! … now thats faith …
Wouldn’t be suprised if these ludicrous societies like flat earthers was founded by the establishment so anyone who questions the media in any way is dismised as a deranged fool.
This guy works in TV he is not going to bite the hand that feed’s him, the fact that he share’s a sofa with a Clinton should say something , FYI Mitchell the MSM is 95% lies you just simply avoid calling it as it is and manipulate the facts, Would i lie to you and hold back saying what is blatantly obvious and avoid incriminating myself by being honest with the TV Viewers …….. Yes you would.
Love him 💕
ReplyLook at this propaganda tool. What are you trying to get out on front of? The truth never stays hidden forever.
ReplyDamit, for the last time!…The Earth is on a giant turtle’s back being held up by the god Atlas sitting on a pedestal in the Hanging Gardens of Babylon! WTF is wrong with people?
ReplyHave you ever seen a more unlikely group of people sitting together having a conversation.
ReplyWhat the world needs now is some new Mitchell and Webb sketches. It has been almost a decade without their combined efforts to keep the evil forces of the universe at bay, and just look at the dark turn these last few years of neglect has lead us into.
I am not not saying it is their fault, per se, but we sort of need the Angel Summoner and the BMX Bandit to combat “The Event”.
ReplyThe main stream media got us in to Iraq a lie told on a blog post has yet to cause a war.
ReplyClinton acting like she knows wtf is going on
ReplyHis rants make him even more sexy …
ReplyI think we should tax idiots, let them have their stupidly irrational beliefs but for each one there is proportionate taxation. Flat Earthers should be charged £300 every time they post on the internet.
ReplyNope. The world is flat carried on the back of 4 giant elephants which stand on the back of the giant space turtle Great A’tuin who swims through the vast ocean of space. Doesn’t everyone know this?
ReplyI’d just like to take this opportunity to say Christopher Columbus thought the world was pear shaped.
ReplyHilarious?
ReplyMiss these rants, DM is the best.
Replyhe has clinton on like she is people. ick
Reply90% if mainstream media is spun stuff and fluff. Most real news doesn’t make the headlines anymore.
ReplyTurtles all the way.
ReplyWhen science and feelings conflict, always go with science.
The irony of talking about facts with Hilary sitting on the couch. 🤣
ReplyDavid, want to see a large source of misinformation and lies? Look at the two at the other end of the couch.
ReplyDavid Mitchell for Prime Minister
ReplyWhat if we’re all living in a giant, super-advanced holodeck that creates a reality that is so realistic that you actually think you live on a planet – but the world is actually flat.. 🤔🤔🤔
Replymy opinion differs from yours therefore i am an idiot, observer logic
ReplyThe Clintons know all about ‘facts’.
ReplyWell heres the thing, the photo you refer to, is the only actual photo of earth, all the other images you see are in fact CGI composites. The photo in question has been completely debunked as a staged fake, see A funny thing happened on the way to the moon, Bart Sibrel for proof. The reason why there is a huge awakening happening about the place where we live, is that all the actual scientific evidence available points to the reality that we live on a flat motionless plane not a spinning space rock.
ReplyWHY WONT HILLARY STOP NODDING.
ReplyIt’s funny because the flat earth society say “it’s all a conspiracy and the earth is flat” to be honest if scientists said they got it wrong and the earth is banana shape, after the initial shock we’d carry on as normal. So why would the world leader all be covering it up. I’m sure one nations leader would love to prove that the earth is flat and reap the rewards. Still gives us something else to moan and worry about 😂.
ReplyThe earth is round, but Seth Rich is dead.
ReplyHilary Clinton just sat their nodding her head at David Mitchell exposing the internets lies, knowing damn well she bullshitted her way through her entire life 😂
ReplyDavid “What happened to facts?”
ReplyHillary nods head with great big smirk…
its funny to see all the self proclaimed genius parrots comments… jokes on you my small brained parrot friends… let me tell you about your religion … a religion is a number of followers.. a small following is a cult… a large following is a religion… God has nothing to do with religion … he is a reality.. the largest religion in the world is ..SCIENCE …. and no one questions it…. if your masters told you they just found planed net …onga bonga…. you wouldnt even doubt it..!!!!! … now thats faith …
Replythe earth is flat
ReplyTrust me when I tell you Hillary Clinton is a flatearther
ReplyWouldn’t be suprised if these ludicrous societies like flat earthers was founded by the establishment so anyone who questions the media in any way is dismised as a deranged fool.
ReplyMitchel doesn’t really have much room to talk with his stance on creationism and vaccines. It’s on the same level of outright ignorance.
Replyspoke the truth but it was nothing like hilarious
ReplyThis guy works in TV he is not going to bite the hand that feed’s him, the fact that he share’s a sofa with a Clinton should say something , FYI Mitchell the MSM is 95% lies you just simply avoid calling it as it is and manipulate the facts, Would i lie to you and hold back saying what is blatantly obvious and avoid incriminating myself by being honest with the TV Viewers …….. Yes you would.
ReplyLooking at that demon and her spawn cost any enjoyment this clip may have given me. That’s what Clinton does, she sucks the souls out of people.
ReplyDavid is really talking about the gender cult here. He’s just being really smart about it.
ReplyPssst! The internet is a hoax!
(Joke. And because its 2020, I have to spell out that it is a joke.)
Reply580 people didn’t like the video. I wonder if they are flat earthners…
ReplySocial media has taken humanity backwards.
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