Damit, for the last time!…The Earth is on a giant turtle’s back being held up by the god Atlas sitting on a pedestal in the Hanging Gardens of Babylon! WTF is wrong with people?
What the world needs now is some new Mitchell and Webb sketches. It has been almost a decade without their combined efforts to keep the evil forces of the universe at bay, and just look at the dark turn these last few years of neglect has lead us into.
I am not not saying it is their fault, per se, but we sort of need the Angel Summoner and the BMX Bandit to combat “The Event”.
I think we should tax idiots, let them have their stupidly irrational beliefs but for each one there is proportionate taxation. Flat Earthers should be charged £300 every time they post on the internet.
Nope. The world is flat carried on the back of 4 giant elephants which stand on the back of the giant space turtle Great A’tuin who swims through the vast ocean of space. Doesn’t everyone know this?
What if we’re all living in a giant, super-advanced holodeck that creates a reality that is so realistic that you actually think you live on a planet – but the world is actually flat.. 🤔🤔🤔
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ReplyLook at this propaganda tool. What are you trying to get out on front of? The truth never stays hidden forever.
ReplyDamit, for the last time!…The Earth is on a giant turtle’s back being held up by the god Atlas sitting on a pedestal in the Hanging Gardens of Babylon! WTF is wrong with people?
ReplyHave you ever seen a more unlikely group of people sitting together having a conversation.
ReplyWhat the world needs now is some new Mitchell and Webb sketches. It has been almost a decade without their combined efforts to keep the evil forces of the universe at bay, and just look at the dark turn these last few years of neglect has lead us into.
I am not not saying it is their fault, per se, but we sort of need the Angel Summoner and the BMX Bandit to combat “The Event”.
ReplyThe main stream media got us in to Iraq a lie told on a blog post has yet to cause a war.
ReplyClinton acting like she knows wtf is going on
ReplyHis rants make him even more sexy …
ReplyI think we should tax idiots, let them have their stupidly irrational beliefs but for each one there is proportionate taxation. Flat Earthers should be charged £300 every time they post on the internet.
ReplyNope. The world is flat carried on the back of 4 giant elephants which stand on the back of the giant space turtle Great A’tuin who swims through the vast ocean of space. Doesn’t everyone know this?
ReplyI’d just like to take this opportunity to say Christopher Columbus thought the world was pear shaped.
ReplyHilarious?
ReplyMiss these rants, DM is the best.
Replyhe has clinton on like she is people. ick
Reply90% if mainstream media is spun stuff and fluff. Most real news doesn’t make the headlines anymore.
ReplyTurtles all the way.
ReplyWhen science and feelings conflict, always go with science.
The irony of talking about facts with Hilary sitting on the couch. 🤣
ReplyDavid, want to see a large source of misinformation and lies? Look at the two at the other end of the couch.
ReplyDavid Mitchell for Prime Minister
ReplyWhat if we’re all living in a giant, super-advanced holodeck that creates a reality that is so realistic that you actually think you live on a planet – but the world is actually flat.. 🤔🤔🤔
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