Sam takes a brief break from talking about American issues to address the current crisis afflicting her homeland: the butter is too hard.
Sam takes a brief break from talking about American issues to address the current crisis afflicting her homeland: the butter is too hard.
That’s a nice problem to have.
ReplyI’m not laughing, I’m just glad there’s something else going on somewhere in the world. Canada, you rock!
ReplyYup; fortunately my gramps has been stocking up on butter for years…. so we still have some here that gets soft at room temperature xD
ReplyBiden admin is sending relief via cargo planes, loaded with American soft butter! Expect ‘butter bombs’ soon! Also, we’re invading you.
ReplyMust be hard having no real problems.
ReplyI’m glad that this is our most pressing issue. 😛
ReplyThe butter in Canada has been harder for about 2 years. It is very frustrating. It does not melt on cooked vegetables or popcorn or other hot items even when placed in the microwave. Nor does it have the buttery texture I’ve been used to all my life. The processors made the butter harder so that it can be stored and transported at higher temperatures. Of course, customer satisfaction matters little when compared to profits.
ReplyUgh, why would you give palm oil to cows? Grass for the cows, palmolive for the people. Ok, maybe a little grass for the people too.
ReplyCan confrm butter doesn’t get as soft
ReplyPalm oil is an extremely serious environmental issue. To produce palm oil, rainforests are wiped out, thus driving animals out of their habitat and closer towards extinction. This includes orangutans. Gases are released that damage the ozone layer. The indigenous people are also forced from their homeland. Their rivers are poisoned so that their drinking water and fish are toxic. Child labor is continuing. This is the simplified version. It’s all about money.
ReplySo, please, Canadians, keep complaining about hard butter!!!
LOL! I love your sense of humor!!
ReplyWe have standards, I pay good coin for Better butter!
ReplyYou’re not suppose to be biting or grabbing beavers anymore Sam… buttered or not
ReplyOh… Canada. 🤦♂️
ReplyOh Sam, not sure why you see fit to belittle your homeland like an ignorant American. There are lots of real important issues here. .
ReplyCanadian vegans be like, you know what’s the hardest thing about butter? The cruelty. SOREY NOT SOREY, lol.
ReplyButtergate 🤣
ReplyWhy do they just not microwave the butter??
ReplyAll of you saying this is an issue, I will fight every one of you. Woth my soft, supple, Canadian butter. You snowflakes.
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