 Channing All Over Your Tatum.”)
Classified documents were found in the garage at President Biden’s house in Delaware, Attorney General Merrick Garland appointed a special counsel to look into it, a new book claims that Trump floated the idea of nuking North Korea and blaming the attack on another country, newly elected misrepresentative George Santos continues his lying streak and the press is having a hard time getting him to answer questions, Republicans from the state of New York are calling for his resignation, Prince Harry is topping the best-seller charts with his new memoir and there are several shocking reveals, Elon Musk is considering selling Twitter usernames to raise cash, and with all the rain this week, we sent our in-house meteorologist out on to Hollywood Blvd in a slippery when wet edition of “Breaking the News.”
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Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy®-nominated “Jimmy Kimmel Live!,” ABC’s late-night talk show. Some of Kimmel’s most popular comedy bits include “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets,” “Lie Witness News,” “Unnecessary Censorship,” “Halloween Candy YouTube Challenge,” and music videos like “I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum.”
Santos and Gaetz that’s some real clown on clown action there.
ReplyI love the show.
ReplyBut why is the fake weatherman dressed like the Ukrainian flag? lol!
Trump also wanted to nuke the Mexican drug lords, with the same “If the missiles don’t say ‘U.S.’ on them, they WON’T KNOW where they came from!” ploy. (Okay, think we made too many jokes in ’16 about “Trump having the nuclear codes”, and all of a sudden, Trump knew two things that the president can do for a living?)
ReplyHis “Annoyed bafflement” literally suggests the 7-yo. who is told, in detail, why he can’t just sic a stampede of elephants on them.
Harry: I put a smear down there, and suddenly a strong urge to masturbate came over me. The cream became very slippery with every stroke, and then; oh, oh oh ah.
ReplyMAGAts: “So Trump stole and hid 100s of documents and refused to cooperate? No big deal!”
ReplyAlso MAGAts: “Biden had a dozen documents found and turned them over immediately and is cooperating?!?! LOCK HIM UP!! OH MY GOD!!!”
Jimmy Kimmel has done good for himself. Meanwhile, Adam Carolla has to trade handjobs with Tucker Carlson to get on TV.
ReplyJimmy Kimmel your show is better when your trashing trump with Mike the pillow guy
ReplySantos didn’t say it didn’t come from Russia, these people are so pathetic, his voters were duped.
ReplyI just hurt myself while laughing at the that end bit. Thanks!
ReplyFunny how the Feds knew about all of the way before mid-terms but kept it a secret til now.
ReplyInstead of talking trash, Jimmy should go inside octagon with Trump in UFC
Replyhe’s pretty funny … i don’t get why his ratings aren’t higher
ReplyWhen did Trump want to nuke NK?
ReplyGotta love the white jesus
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