The Environmental Protection Agency gave a forecast for climate change, the Colonial Pipeline Company reportedly paid the ransom demanded by Russian hackers, Ted Cruz is very worried about a shortage of Chick-Fil-A dipping sauces in America, the CDC updated the mask mandate saying that people who are fully vaccinated no longer have to wear masks in most situations, the “Vax-A-Million” lottery game is coming to Ohio since vaccination numbers are down, people who don’t trust the vaccine are getting their “facts” from a chiropractor named Dr. Steven Baker who is spreading misinformation so we talked to REAL doctor Melissa Maginnis from the University of Maine, and since a lot of kids are scared of getting their shot we came up with a new mascot who is sure to put your kids at ease, plus “This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.”
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Attae sa dha ka debbau. Toro sab ke bhent Dayal gellau wa.. ab ebhi aae par. Nae. Ta attae rah..aa chuka tha tu toh. Dekh.
ReplyWe are doing better but India is still suffering. If anyone has a dollar or two of that stimmy money left please donate to help India. Pick a charity and donate anything you can. India really needs our help 💓
ReplyUpdate: Scott the Vaccine has been deported to Florida.
ReplyWe all die.. as of current knowledge 5/13/21
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Ummm…us women have weird crap happen to our bodies all the time. Lol I mean just saying.
ReplyThose who can: do.
ReplyThose who can’t: teach.
Those who can’t teach: teach P.E.
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ReplyJimmyKimmel your skits are being invaded by Q Are the storming you studio?
ReplySomeone i know, who works in /casino / Las Vegas , was sick and her boss told her she will security to let he
ReplyPlease go vegan to fight climate change. Raising livestock alone contributes more to global warming than all forms of transportation over all time. 🌱
Replyokay but that guy is actually a doctor though, he kept going after bachelor’s
ReplyRepublicans are buttholes
ReplyTool
ReplyDunning Kruger has infected the brain of this Bachelor of Exercise Covidiot.
ReplyNo, the danger of climate change is not like a slow moving freight train. More like a frog in a pot of water, and the temperature is rising slowly until it gets too hot for the frog, who realizes his predicament and cannot escape the pot. We are the frogs.
ReplyAll, or at least most women have irregular cycles in their life. It’s not like ovaries have a cute Pusheen calendar on their refrigerator door telling them its the 14th. Even months on the calendar don’t have the same amount of days. February is a rebel without a cause. And a groundhog won’t determine my flip flopping spring… What was I talking about again? Sorry, its that time of month.
Reply24 and still terrified of needles, but can’t wait for my second shot
ReplyWhy does this country have so many FN stupid people?
ReplyPretty telling that you have to use ad-hominems and strawman arguments and just ‘mock’ people who are hesitant about the covid shot. This sort of childish behavior is exactly why I don’t trust it.
ReplyF**k me!
ReplyAmerica is one huge KarenVille.
Constantly looking for the next drama…
I’ll get a vaccine when the government stops handing out unemployment checks to dead-beats who think they’re entitled to not have to return to work.
ReplyIt would be funny if it wasn’t so close to the truth. A significant part of the US population is even more shitcrazy than that syringe guy
ReplyLook, are these vaccines the right choice? No one is really going to know for many years from now. This is still an experiment and many people have done well but many have not done well with the vaccines. People need to weigh the risks vs benefits for themselves and not be shamed either way.
ReplyChiros are top scammers. They call themselves doctors, but never get a doctorate degree. I know of a chiro that was cleaning pools. A lot of chiros have no real college degrees, just chiro school diploma. Yet they can make more money than medical doctors mostly from work comp. Physical therapists with phds are considered not qualified to do what chiros do. So glad kimmel brings these clowns to light
ReplyDemon Alien Seed DNA, the GQP, Big Lies Matter Conspiracy Medical Advice. the very people who don’t like science, or need evidence, as long as they have a belief. Now isn’t that special?
ReplyThe symptomatic brazil distally rub because inch ultrasonographically boil anenst a repulsive bread. snotty, unaccountable limit
ReplyA chiropractor is a glorified masseur. Those who fail medical school become chiropractors.
ReplyEnough said?
Democracy implodes if the citizens are not well informed about the daily events in their lives.
ReplyWell what if you’re kids aren’t vaccinated yet? I have a 14 year old and a 10 year old. My 14 year can get but my 10 year old can’t yet. I’m still going to wear a mask for them.
ReplyI think everyone knows that chiropractors do not have medical degrees
ReplyOh. Medical advice from a chiropractor. That will work. 🙄
ReplyFully vaccinated but will continue to wear masks when in public , there are too many unvaccinated morons out there not wearing masks .
ReplyFertility issues? Lol already too many humans on this planet
ReplyJimmy is so good at comedy it hurts⚡️thanks to the writers for helping me laugh throughout some of the most vexing times in American History. I’m from Texas
ReplyYou idiots and this “mask” nonsense… embarrassing
ReplyI had my first dose of the Pfizer vaccine yesterday.. I feel surprisingly well. 👍🏾 I was informed that if you’ve never tested positive for COVID, you most likely won’t suffer any side effects. Those who did suffer any side effects only had a few mild ones that lasted a few days.
I encourage everyone to get vaccinated.
ReplyJimmy, YOU are the virus.
ReplyA gym teacher, aka doctor? There’s one woman working in his tiny office, and she’s his wife or maybe girlfriend. Side note my second shot had a microchip and it keeps saying stop the steal?
ReplyHow about telling the guy being watched on the website you can see him. In your comment section. That way he can stop being abused.
I’m human
ReplyBroccoli Nuggets ???
ReplyCan’t do anything in Ontario still…
ReplyNever getting the shot
ReplyKimmel….= 🤪
ReplyJimmy the last guy anyone should take advice from. He’s a moron
ReplyTed Cruz is trying to distract from his fleeing to Cancún?
Then he has succeeded in distracting from that one time he supported a violent insurrection to overthrow democracy in the US?
ReplyThere’s a vaccine for stupidity but slot of people are avoiding that too
ReplyFor those who don’t want vaccinations because of disrupting their menstrual cycles or infertility? Maybe they should not be breeding and having babies????
ReplyI will never demonize anyone hesitant to take the vaccine due to the crap that fills both political parties
ReplyThis pandemic has 100% cured my needle phobia.
ReplyYeah I always call my chiropractor for advice about vaccines. Just like I call my dentist with questions about any gastrointestinal issues that may come up. SMH.
ReplyGot the vaccine, 2 shots, and could not feel a thing. Pfizer, and no sickness. Piece of cake…get it.
Reply4:26 So.. “russian” hackers just extorted a fossil fuel company for $5m..
Reply..And Gov. Mike Devine just started a $1m lottery for people who got vaccinated every wednesday _for 5 weeks?_ .. Coincidence?
“Hey so why don’t you call your chiropractor doctor again?”
🙄
ReplyAlex Jones says they want to put a chip in everyone!! It’s in the vaccine!! Once the chip has been implanted, you will hear voices in your head guiding you to jump off a bridge!
ReplyCheck out Guy McPherson’s YT channel “Nature Bats Last” for a thoroughly horrifying take on climate change.
ReplyI didn’t get a vaccine yet. I’m mental tho. 😜 Legit cray cray
Reply6:05 if that guy is a real doctor, he should have his license pulled immediately
ReplyI seen corona can lead to ED… Just saying limp d republicans…
ReplyScott’s costume should reaalllyyy have a face shield.
ReplyStill abel to spread the virus to not-vaccinated people, small chance, but you still can. Only take off the mask if everyone in your company is vaccinated.
ReplyThat so called chiropractor only wanted his 9 min of qanon fame. His license, if its real, should be revoked.
ReplyWe love you Jimmy from Brazil. Got my vaccine last Wed.
ReplyWhy is he asking about their cycle? Isn’t that illegal?
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ReplyLove YOUR show Jimmy
ReplyThere are sheep and there are goats…and this is where the sheep gather 😉
ReplySo….hackers can disrupt an oil pipeline by hacking but electronic voting machines with modems installed can’t be hacked….interesting 🤔
ReplyCould someone explain to me what exactly is Guillmeros role on the show?
ReplyRemember: Bill foresaw this pandemic. He foresaw the second wave. He foresaw a third wave. He also foresaw the next major threat as being cyber attacks. Now, the pipeline has been hacked. He’s really good at this. He is your god.
Replyis taikoo a real,term= y; ingregar.
ReplyChiropractors who think they are real doctors are really annoying.
ReplyYou’re such a stooge
ReplyIf you mess with America you will get 5 million dollars? Forget it! Mess with America and you can run the COUNTRY with Donald Trump in the White House!
ReplyJK keeping it real!
ReplyGood for you Jimmy
Wait! Jimmy is seeing CAPTCHAs for the first time?
ReplyTHE OCEANS ALL OVER THE WORLD ARE FISHED OUT. STOP EATING FISH!! WHALES, DOLPHINS ARE OUT OF FOOD. STOP EATING ANY SEAFOOD PRODUCTS, PLEASE.
ReplyThanks CDC, but I updated my guidelines a year-and-a-half ago
ReplyGood god, take this guy’s license, quick.
ReplyAll I know is the lies & the ugly mug on that quack will prevent any type of procreation…
ReplyBaaaa baaa Bazaar thats all anyone can hear from kimmel
ReplyNot just Natural News. The Godlike Productions website is also spreading stupidity.
ReplyJajajajja what a creepy guy Jajajajja
ReplyLiterally Jajajajja all this lunatics coming up with crazy 😜
Reply2 weeks after maxine got the vaccine
ReplyWhy do you want people to get it so bad?
ReplyFarmers almanac prove climate change is fake. Ice core samples in Antarctica also prove climate change wrong? Where do you get fear science from .
ReplySome day you will be hit by a mention send me money the sky is falling idiots
Vaccine Misinformation IS a Republican tactic to make Biden look bad – “Look. he couldn’t control the pandemic we deliberately allowed to ravage your family. They have NOTHING but race hate and a willingness to die for their Fearless Fascist Fool. Well, I am willing to help that along.
ReplyJust by him selling the shot shows it’s a total scam killer he is setting you up or it wouldn’t be part of a show.
ReplyReally he is selling bs
Where do you find these whackos?
ReplyI’m glad I got to experience some of the best years of late night TV before its complete demise.
ReplyAs an Ohioan that million is MINE
ReplyI’ma keep my mask on in public, around family and friends no.
ReplyNo wonder the Republicans are terrified of the Biden administration putting hundreds of millions into education if this is the level of stupid they depend on.
ReplyI got my second dose today, and I was really wondering why the woman next to me left the pharmacy, I think this b******* is why, what a f****** idiot
ReplyHe wasn’t wrong about dark lord fauci cuz that’s a bad thing when someone evil
Reply“Doctor”
ReplyAnother reason Chiropractors are not doctors.
ReplyI am fully vaccinated, but I will continue to wear a mask. How many times has Walensky changed her advise. Just think if we didn’t get the polio vaccination; how many of us would have gotten polio, a bunch.
You are so funny Jimmy.
ReplyLol Guillermo
ReplyWe love to be called “females”.
Replythose who take the vaccine will be sorry in the long run
ReplyIf it’s safe, why no liability.
ReplyHow about NO !!! If you were to get this virus the recovery rate for a vast majority of Americans is 98.6% !! It’s like saying I should start chemotherapy because I might get cancer !! Telling people they HAVE to get vaccinated is extremely UN-AMERICAN and proves just how much your indoctrinated and brainwashed ! You worry about yourself, you have NO right to tell anyone what they must do just because you believe in something. Step back and ask yourself if you have the right to force people who think or believe different than you that they’re wrong and your right and if I don’t submit and obey that I should be in prison and lose my rights and freedoms !!?? You sound exactly like a tyrant evil killer that ruled Germany in the 40’s. FACT and UNDENIABLE
Reply*advice
ReplyKimmel is a satanist.
ReplyJimmy, can Ted Cruz ( the leave the country during a weather catastrophe and pandemic ) Not find something important to help the American Citizens ??? I mean we are still in a Pandemic and we are trying to recover from an economic crisis and All Ted is concerned about is feeding his face and trying to create fear by spewing Lies and Hate about condiments ??? Goes to show you that the Trump’s Congress Cultists don’t care about serious issues but just want to be seen and benefit from 15 minutes of fame !!! To paraphrase his false god in Florida….you and your UGLY Wife don’t belong in POLITICS (cjrca 2016)
Replydo do do do dora dododododododa dora
ReplyIts sad that biden is still president the world is laughing at us
ReplyMeanwhile a lot of other countries have no vaccine to go around and people are dying by the thousands daily. A lot of countries have the money but no where to buy it from. Stop the hoarding of vaccines, this is not the time for it!
ReplyOmg, people spreading this spike protein vaccine shedding BS are beyond stupid.
ReplyYou mr kimmel are playing right into the lefts narrative !!how sad !!
Replychiropractors are not doctors, there is no science in what they do.
Replyi hate guirrmoe . he sets us back 50 years ,everyday
Reply12year olds will find the mascot creepy
ReplyI was looking for a chiropractor n went to check out his insta page. He’s 1hr away from me but I just had to make an appointment! Love Dr’s who are Christian, see through cultural lies n stand for truth n freedom!
Reply@7:30 a C-19 molecule is .3 microns and we can observe an attached 20 nano-meter SP.
ReplyWhen did Jim get his doctorate degree?
ReplyLike Donald Trump made up stories
ReplyYou want a very slow moving problem? Try drought. Elmer Kelton wrote a book on the 1950’s drought called The Time It Never Rained. One of his few non-westerns, but arguably his best.
ReplyAs to getting the shot, I got my first one and said, what? You’re done?? They have gotten really good at this.
I know a chiropractor who is into all kinds of pseudoscience, he believes that holding something in your hand that you are allergic too, and chanting while he rubs your arm, will cure you of your allergy. So, I have to wonder about the 100 hours here – why won’t people do what’s in their best interest anymore, I swear, if there was a cancer vaccine, half the people wouldn’t take it!
ReplyThis is the time that the variant virus is given breathing room by the CDC.
ReplyI’m not crazy, and I’m not getting the shot. 3rd leading cause of death will now be #1.
ReplyDewine, he could have made it $1000.00 winners so the million would help more than 1 person.
Replythis episode is not funny Jimmy
ReplyThe AMA should go after that idiotic doctor from Idaho. The size of viruses and cells are covered in college freshmen biology. Misrepresenting himself as a physician and going online spouting it to unthinking Americans is morally wrong.
ReplyNo he is NOT a real doctor. He is a chiropractor. They just decided to call themselves doctors.
ReplyWell, if you want people to get vaccinated, it really would help if the FDA would finally approve a vaccine, just one.
ReplyGuys, I am from India. I feel very bad seeing antivaxers all around the world. People are dying here guys. 9 of my relatives died in past 5 days. People of my age are dying. I am in my final semester at University, my parents go to work everyday. I am scared for them. I don’t know what’s happening anymore. There’s very little vaccine available here. Stay safe guys.
ReplyI think if they get too close to him they may go crazy. I think these people come up with these conspiracy theories to sound intelligent. It’s not working.
ReplyWow… it’s crazy all these people lining up for vaccines ….
ReplyAre you really that blind ?
The people in power have kicked climate change down the road to far.Its to late .
Reply🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑
ReplyGuillermo is the best. “You know what I’m saying Guillermo.” “Yeh, yeh, a little bit yeh”.
ReplyThat shot was my opinion of every Republican lol.
ReplyI cannot stand Jimmy Kimmel. Being obnoxious was a signature years from the beginning but since we went ‘political’, he is worse than ever. Trouble is, you cannot trust anything he says.
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ReplyIt’s not that most normal people are anti vaxers. They’ve had all but the new one they don’t feel comfortable with yet. When people believe it’s safe, they’ll go get it. Call I g them stupid is ironic because self preservation is what keeps people alive, and most people got a shot because friends and TV shamed or scared them into getting it
Reply“Hey everybody, I’m a hack comedian, paid millions of dollars to read scripts given to me by my bosses. Here’s another public service announcement for the Democrat Party”.
ReplyShould read, ‘CRAZY MSM FEAR PORN, KEEPING AMERICANS MISINFORMED AND TERRIFIED’.
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ReplyHow pathetic is Ohio? Americans now have to be bribed to do their civic duty and get vaccinated. Sad.
ReplyYou’re a chiropractor, you are the 21st century equivalent of a snake oil salesmen.
ReplyHere I thought the only dipping sauce Cruz enjoyed came from T*ump.
ReplySo Guillermo is really a security guy then…
ReplyWatching the level of ‘stupid’ in America, is wild…
ReplySyringe is gold. Great writing.
Replywhat a freakin weirdo thes women are not talking to him about weird cycles Females cycles have always been weird He has been listening to the females in his office talk about their period and they dont even know
ReplyAmerica has never had a shortage of absolute morons. Apparently many use a chiropractor as their OB/GYN and family doctor.
ReplyThe government lies like something as simple as marijuana ..
ReplyI hope that the Idaho Board of Chiropractics (or whatever authority controls this misinformer) will check this Chiropractor… as a licensed professional there have to be rules to obey, I hope.
ReplyAntiVax-er don’t mind eating hotdogs. They don’t know what’s inside of it.
ReplySolid Plan… CDC doesn’t replace common sense.
ReplyAmerica sure show those hacker who’s boss
ReplyA Chiropractor is not a Doctor. And this creepy nitwit is proof of that.
Replycometh the second wave
everyone, india is in trouble, everyone needs help
ReplyJimmy, what did you do to hannity? He was crying & pointed at you..😂😂😂
ReplyDeWine’s plan seems pretty stupid. If your state’s budget really has $5M to spare, don’t offer $1M each to 5 people. Instead, offer $1,000 to 5,000 people so they know they have a decent chance. Way more people will be motivated by a modestly large prize than by an infinitesimal chance at a huge one.
ReplyI wonder how much Jimmy is getting paid to push this vaccine
ReplyThey have found out, that Covid19 can make you impotent.
ReplyIf they started out with that one, there would have been no antivaxxers 😂😂😂
You have got to wonder why the nutty Idaho chiropractor keeps checking on his employees’s periods. Scientific data? Personal reasons?
ReplyEven being fully vaccinated… we are still wearing a mask inside just so we aren’t mistaken for a red hat wearing idiot!!!
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Replyfemal e co worker –“don t tou ch, i am on my p eriod ”
boss- “what you were last week , again ?”
femal e co worker — “yes, its the vacccinated people coming in and messing my cycles, sorry i dont think we can fool around anymore with all these vacci nated people around ” (**sigh !)
boss – frustrated – takes to instagram – “these vaccinated people are messing up my female workers cycles, stop the vaccination !!!”
I have direct knowledge of lots of people having weird side effects.
ReplyThis isn’t reported on but makes its way though communities fast.
I still got vaccinated but I definitely stopped and thought about it. I had zero side effects. I had friends and relatives who were out of commission for a week. Others developed weird boils on the injection arm. One person developed a large hard cyst at the injection site.
Pretending “misinformation” is the reason people aren’t getting vaccinations isn’t honest or accurate.
Side effects are largely under reported. People know it.
„How big is a spike protein? Nobody knows!“. Claiming individual ignorance to be a general lack of knowledge used to be presidential, but isn‘t anymore…
ReplyI seriously doubt Ohio can afford to give away $5 million.
Replyits a record cold may where im at,so…idk man lol
ReplyAnd that’s why Chiropractors are not real doctors, also is not in their scope of practice to give medical advice.
ReplyNew study shows Covid is vascular disease!
ReplyThis “doctor” needs to learn how to spell. Fortunately he doesn’t give medical “advice” (sure don’t want him to advise me either….ay?). He needs to go back to school asap.
ReplyThis must make Thanos so happy 😂
ReplyTrump was vaccined
ReplyI hope there is a chip… I get lost a lot lol
ReplyI’m convinced Scott killed Maxine. Poor girl
ReplyThis country is completely f’d up between the conspiracies, the anti faders and the idiots hoarding gas in plastic bags and laundry baskets. Omg stupids everywhere
ReplyVaxers not faders. Spell checker strikes again.
ReplyTed is so damn stupid that himself doesn’t realize it.
ReplyHere’s what you tell these people. Tell them they’re living in fear and that if they can’t handle the kinda shot widdle babies get, maybe we don’t need them. Vaccines are the new Darwinism. Survival of the fittest is BACK BABY!!
Reply-Tell them that. 😂
I’m all for Trumptards not getting the vaccine. Darwin will sort them out. And no, if the rest of the country is vaccinated they will not be affected by the dying ignorant.
ReplyI don’t like the decision to give that quack chiropractor free advertising.
ReplyI preferred it when Jeff Bezos was just a billionaire. I don’t want him singing and dancing too.
ReplyThey’re trying to force us to take the mark of the beast and thats why the discriminatory business and schools closures so they could strip us of our lively hoods and they want to subject our children to mandatory contaminated false negative false positive test and a new shot every 6months for the new variant they create in their laboratories and I pray Lord Jesus and father God in heaven please give our people the strength to not take The Mark of The Beast
ReplyIf you took the vaccine shot you should continue to wear your mask or 2 until we can figure out what the vaccine is
Reply😂😂 Republicans: Trump not responsible for over 600,000 COVID deaths, Trump not responsible for 6th Jan, Trump not responsible for the raise of hate crimes in America, Trump not responsible for Charlottesville, Trump not responsible for losing hundreds of migrant kids, but Biden is responsible for Chick-fil-a dipping sauce shortage
ReplyTed Cancruz
ReplyLittle catchie phrase huh “crazy vaccine misinformation for the next psychological operation uh uh . Get it stuck get it up. How about it being an experiment that has been “approved for emergency use FOR AN UNAPPROVED VACINNE.”
ReplyNo Jimmy your just going to be a pin cushion for the government to do what they please.🤦♀️It’s only been a month, stick to your comedy script
ReplySo, three doctors and a chiropractor walk into a bar…
ReplyIn Canada/UK, I heard that if you get the vaccine that it will qualify you for free healthcare…….oh wait. >_>
ReplyI’ve met way too many chiropractors who somehow think they know everything about anything and practice outside their scope. They really are a special breed and I don’t mean that in a good way
Replyjimmy kimmel is part of the problem. helping spread misinformation.
ReplyI fully support and encourage people to take the vaccine…IM just not taking it lol
ReplyChiropractors are not real doctors lol
ReplyIdiots are afraid to get the vaccine , but will happily take the “vitamin” pack on the checkout counter at the gas station without asking any questions.
ReplySo was the pandemic , a slow moving calamity. If we had just had some leadership, it could have been averted.
ReplyYour show is a lie. Just like the rest of Hollywood
ReplyI’m going to wear it forever I hate people
ReplyAt 8:07, the doctor’s website text reads: “I am not giving medical ADVISE”. He’s also not giving spelling lessons!
Reply(advice)
I am very worried about Maxine😳
ReplyAs a family doc trying to combat this nonsense, I love you Jimmy Kimmel.
ReplyThis is what you don’t understand. Why is a pipeline online? Like wtf!
ReplyThis is why nobody should call a chiropractor a doctor
ReplyIf this chiro is such a idiot nobody why is Kimmel making such a big deal about him? Hum… maybe cause it’s true, so he has to try & destroy his credibility for his Globalist overlords…. 4k death & 20k serious injuries after the jab clearly isn’t enough, but are completely acceptable casualties. But ONE covid death is too many. 🤦♀️
ReplyLet’s see if they delete this comment.
Actual science about the cloth blue masks everyone wears, they don’t work, they never have, go read real scientific data. Morons
ReplyI’m still gonna wear mine, I don’t want ppl thinking I’m a Republican.
ReplyThe end is near. So sorry for all the kids who have no futures.
ReplyWho says Guillermo is pretending? Parking lot attendant in the right place at the right time.
ReplyI want certain people to still wear a mask. Like Ted Cruz. No one wants to see his face either here or in Mexico
ReplyWhy you don’t talking about Philistine
ReplyChiropractor that’s not a real doctor lol
ReplyBest rebuttal you could possibly give. A real doctor who specializes in said subject. Jimmy you are the best!
ReplyI’m fully vaccinated, but I’ll be wearing masks until cases are down to less than 1,000 across the entire country. I was wearing them before people thought 5 years of toilet paper would save their lives – I was walking past those people wearing a mask and they thought I was the crazy one. Now they’re all wearing masks and have too much toilet paper. And I know those same people are going to stop wearing masks before cases are below 1,000.
ReplyGood evening from Senegal Jimmy
ReplyThe vaccines wasn’t created to save us from the pandemic. The pandemic was created so we would take the vaccine. Wake up, Jimmy!
ReplyI am ok with being infertile
ReplyIs Ted Cruz a child, idiot or a man? What has shortage of sauce in chick-fil A to do with Biden?
Replykimmel a fascist spokes person….praise the fear god. all hail Satan
ReplyFASICISTS LOVE VACCINES
ReplyMorons r even in Doctors….freaks me out
ReplyThanks for the great idea Jimmy. I’m totally wearing a Maxine the Vaccine 💉 costume this Halloween 👻 ♥️🩸
ReplyWe’re depending on people I wouldnt trust with a potato gun!
ReplyMaybe now the US will invest more in education.
PS: someone should have tweeted the picture of Trump with his mountain trash below Cruz’s.
ReplyIt’s sad how many people mindlessly follow and do what they’re told without questioning anything, what happened to my body my choice does that only apply when killing unborn babies?
ReplyWe should stop referring as “ a shot” it’s a vaccine
ReplyOne factor to consider why people are hesitant to get vaccinated is that there is no tangible rewards for doing it on top of all the safety concerns which I think even kamala and biden we casting doubt on at the beginning before the elections. I don’t have concerns because I worked for pfizer and was involved with the vaccine dev. I did think twice about what is it really in for me and for others to get the vaccine because Biden and fauci said u still have the wear the mask everywhere even if u get the vaccine which is happening now and im glad to see it is starting to go away
ReplyA lot of people in Walmart today with no masks just feeling cocky.. and who who look at me.. but a lot of people still have them on I I choose the weather in because I don’t trust the intelligence of people right now.. anywho be safe out there folks it’s not over yet..
ReplyYou lefty’s are too smart for your own good. (Roll eyes).
ReplyCOVID causes fertility issues! Get the vaccine idiots.
Replyhey jimmy.. reach out to the Thunberg people….. Get Her On Already!!!… If You can do MikeTheMYpillow guy… Get Greta on… as Nike says.. Just Do It…
ReplyKimmel is a clown. Used to be funny. Now buys into the political nonsense too much.
Reply10: 15… i’m gone.. Thanks Jimmy!!!… Lol
Replybroccoli “nuggets”? you must mean “florets” although i like the the term broccoli nuggets better
ReplyThank goodness he’s not my doctor. He may have just lost many patients.
ReplyWith the CDC saying that you don’t have to wear your mask because you’re vaccinated, what is going to be done with people who have fraudulent vaccination cards? A guy who works with my brother has been bragging that he has fake vaccination card. Interesting 🤔
ReplyPlot twist: the chiropractor and the CEO of my pillow are working together to give you neck pain so you need a chiropractic neck pop.
ReplyI’d like to donate my unused Vaccine to someone less fortunate in India.
ReplyWhy does that quackopractor still have a medical license?
ReplyWhere is the AMA, rescinding licenses for posting stupid misinformation completely OUTSIDE of his field. For that matter, why does Trump’s political moron, Scott Atlas, still have a license? He has ZERO background in epidemiology (he’s a radiologist), yet constantly countermanded the expert opinions of real epidemiologists & infectious disease experts. If any Professional Engineer did exactly the same thing, he’d have his license rescinded.!
As an Ohioan, I can guarantee you that DeWine is planning on investing the $5 million in his own account.
ReplyHow will they know who has and hasn’t been vaccinated?
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ReplyYeah, well that’s like…your opinion, man
ReplyWhere’s Pres. Biden? Must be suffering from DEMENTIA AGAIN!!!! THIS GOVT IS TURNING OUT TO BE A DISASTER. ITS LIKE BEING RUN BY HOLLYWOOD WANNABES… AND THE WHOLE WORLD DEPENDS ON THIS DAZED AND SENILE OLD MAN????
ReplyI like this program
Replywtf is this
ReplyWow!😁 they are getting desperate lollll#%*%@$🤣😂😅🤧SAY NO TO VACCINES KIDS😇
ReplyI hate when people that are clearly not doctors calls themselves doctor. If you have not been thru med school and residency you are not a doctor. I don’t mind if you are the best intended naturopath or chiropractor in the world you are not a doctor.
ReplyRussian hackers attack the US oil supplies.
ReplyI’m thinking the US secretly considers that an act of war and things are going to go slightly badly for a small number of Russian hackers.
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ReplyFor the Republic and which it stands.”From my cold dead hands.”
Replylol this will be Darwinian, over time natural selection via covid will thin out the low IQ anti vaccination types
ReplyAlthough we may not know where Covid-19 originated from, we know who now owns it. Anti-vaxers will be the only ones unprotected, spreading it predominantly among themselves. How fitting!
ReplyChiropractic is a fraud.
ReplyJimmy, great show, funny as usual.
ReplySecond worst video Kimmel has put up.
ReplyGot to love anti vaxxers
ReplyDull as a bag of rocks
John mullaney was too nervous to call but he would like his joke back
ReplyPeople die from the flu every year but no one demands you get that shot. My body, my choice. And if you are vaccinated, why do you care if I am?
ReplyThe real news is that the only people to die from Covid from now on, will be the unvaccinated.,
ReplyI have a coworker that is refusing the shot because he thinks we’re all being microchip implanted. If that was even possible what government is interested in my average joe lifestyle anyway . Obviously a conspiracy theorist that needs some therapy.
ReplyYou’re the worst
Replyunfortunately we are all on that freight train.
ReplyOne of their nut jobs needs to tell right wingers to stop eating so they starve and all go away
Replywe should start sharing the vaccinnes with the rest of the world, and in due time the iq leval of america would incease
ReplyTurning down customers great business plan🤪
ReplyAt the start they were saying it was just normal death rate of flu…1/2 million deaths later theyre saying the vaccine is deadly….pure mischevious mayhem ..or lets just call it what it is…evil
ReplySo this is what Jimmy Kimmels suck show thought of this time.
ReplyWhat’s next? Step it up.
Narrcists not vaxing and not wearing masks are going to learn the hard way about covid mutation variations the hardest way possible.
ReplyI know an educated well traveled middle class women who can speak five languages..but is so hate fueled against liberals shes bought the whole Q anon stolen election narrative hook line and
Replysinker. She becomes completly hysterical on any contact with factual reality
🤮🤮🤮
ReplyThis isn’t funny at all 🤷🏾♂️
ReplyThis guy is really not funny! Idk who watches this guy! Horrible. Sick of Hollywood talking about politics. Still complaining about trump even when he is out of office! Pushing the vaccine agenda
ReplyJimmy Kimmel sucks and is not funny!
ReplyThis joker is a doctor????????
ReplyI got my first dose of the vaccine a few days ago and now everything looks like Matrix code, I can stop bullets with my mind, and I know Kung-Fu. I think Bill Gates did something weird.
And for those of you who aren’t that bright. That was sarcasm.
ReplyTrue fact: half of the humans on Earth have an IQ below 100.
ReplyThe media, msnbc abc cbs cnn and others have told so many lies in the past years, people do not beleve them, so I guess you could say there lies have killed people
ReplyLoL
ReplyIf this isn’t proof chiropractors aren’t real doctors I don’t know what is.
ReplyIt’s amazing how I can hate you more and more everyday
ReplyLmao in India,the leftists are against vaccines
ReplyI find it funny he says you can become infertile by standing by people who have been vaccinated when you can actually get ED from contracting covid.
ReplyYou have to wonder how large swaths of America manages to even get dressed on their own in the morning!
ReplyAm I a real Doctor? Spelling errors and poor grammer, I’m gonna say no, you’re not a real Doctor.
ReplyJimmys trying mention in a non direct way how they watch what porno selections certain people make and have cameras all over you so they can watch someone masterbate most of the things certain people in this country are fighting to reform, he boldly supports and sticks it right in the publics face for your enjoyment. Colbert yahoo and all the rest
ReplyLook everyone. The Court jester thinks he’s important. Everyone clap for the paid celebrity who thinks it’s acceptable to doxx someone and their place of business. Your time will come. And it’s not going to be plesant.
ReplyThis is hilarious!! 😂😂
ReplyThis is meena
ReplyDude that’s my Chiropractor
ReplyWalmark it is my email Home
ReplyThis is no Gofor.
ReplyJimmy, still not funny
ReplyBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH — I WILL NEVER EVER GET VACCINATED — ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ReplyIf you were truly smart, you wouldn’t be telling lame jokes! — WHERE’S YOUR COMMON SENSE
ReplyI wl not get vaccinated for $1,000,000
ReplyMy children won’t be getting any vaccinations
ReplyWho cares what a CORPORATE doctor says?!! — you’re not persuading anyone, Jimmy, to get the Covid jab
ReplyI watch Jimmy Kimmle and Jimmy Fallon for jokes, not health advice. Lol. The reports I’ve read from The Washington Post, the reports I’ve heard on ABC World News Tonight with David Muir, the information I’ve read on the CDC website since March 2020 are what’s keeping me from getting those shots. (They are not vaccines) So 🤔 which gave me misinformation? And NO! I am not a trumplican or some cookoo evangelical or an anti-vaxer. I very much believe the polio, measles, mumps and the rest of the real vaccines we get as children are real. If you have to get the shot every 6 months or so, if the shot does not make you immune to the disease you are getting the shot for, if you can still spread the disease you got the shot for… it’s not a vaccine.
ReplyShaming people that aren’t getting vaccinated – what a nice man
ReplyI feel sorry for Kimmel. Truth escapes him.
ReplyYou Have great Influence Mr.Kimmel ,I am the Harvard & Tufts at 16 to 20 they never let out as Will Hunting ,Don’t Be too late or My Friend you Will see what I saw in your Backyard ,This is the Real Round One ,Do you Feel lucky ,Round 2 is coming !!!
ReplyAm I the only one who loves Covid and hopes it’s here to stay?
I get to work from home now, I don’t have to shake peoples hands, I don’t have to see the in laws anymore, stimmy checks keep pumping the stock market and crypto, I’ve made more money on Doge than I have in the last 5 years of my salary, the list goes on.
Go covid go!!
ReplyTechnology, ie social media is like magic. All wizards would say “magic can’t be in everyone’s hands”.
ReplyHow pathetic are Americans that we have to bribe them to get vaccinated when other country’s citizens are dying because they can’t get vaccinated?
ReplyI’ve been making adult decisions from the beginning of this. Just because people don’t take the vaccine doesn’t make them stupid. To each their own – some people say stupid things.
ReplyThat first joke sucked
ReplyNot all covid 19 vaccines are mRNA, vaccines like ‘Johnson & Johnson’ and like ‘AstraZeneca’ are not mRNA. those are the vaccines that may have caused blood clots, not the mRNA vaccines.
Reply😂😂😂What a moral to the story!🤣🤣🤣
ReplySo is there a fine or something for the people that say they’ve been vaccinated, but haven’t? 🤔😱😷
Reply3:09 – Just, everybody let that sink in.
ReplyJesus is coming back. Repent!
ReplyAnything jimmy kimmel says, I always do the opposite
ReplyThis guy supposed to be funny? Seems more like a liberal puppet to me
ReplyHannity is insanity! I send you lots of love and hugs from Toronto, Canada!
Reply(1000000/25000) = 40 x5 = 200 Most people need $25,000 to get a bump ahead in life. Last time that I checked, 200 is better than 5 who will like squander it in a couple of years.
ReplyThis guy selling the vaccine to u guys
ReplyResearch b4 u get ur vaccines
ReplyPlz
ReplyMy fammily in Europe is talking obout the problems what people have after the vasines . Many countrys are having problems, This is fanny how the informations in USA ,and other countrys dont mach.
ReplyJimmy preaching to the sheep choir.
ReplyScott 🤣❤️🇨🇦
ReplyIm not vaccinated because I don’t want to. If you are vaccinated then why does it matter ? I had Covid Im young healthy and at no risk. I never got the Flu vaccination either and i wont, but if you are at risk then you should. Why is this so politicized ? Cancer and obesity still out killed the corona virus last year and nobody stopped selling big macs or took cigarettes off the shelves ? The Flu killed 36,000 people ALREADY THIS YEAR BTW… Oh what about Alcohol and drunk drivers ? Time to take alcohol away… Corona virus is a transmissive disease yes but if your vaccinated then your risk free right ? and if thats not the case and you are scared then IM Sorry but STAY HOME …. We don’t sacrifice 1000 for one here in America. TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF!
ReplyI’m being responsible enough not to be vaccinated. Don’t want it. My choice. Not yours.
ReplyScott is creepy.
ReplyMan I guess I’m in the lions den by being here. I don’t wear a mask and I’m not getting vaccinated. They cannot legally require me to, and cannot legally ask me to prove whether or not I have been vaccinated. Our hippa laws don’t allow it.
Its illegal to ask a person about their condition if they have service animal so how can it be legal for a business to ask me about any of my medical history?
I understand this is a supposed pandemic but since when does a pandemic have an over 90% survival rate?
If parents don’t have to vaccinate their children for polio, meningitis, small pox, hepatitis, or for any other disease to attend school then how can you require me vaccinate my child for something with a near 100% survival rate in children under 18?
So call me what you will but it still won’t change my opinion or how I conduct my life.
ReplyKimmel certainly should get his own children vaccinated since he pushes the ‘jab’ on his viewers. AMERICA’S FRONTLINE DOCTORS have quite a different take on SPIKE PROTEINS and strange magnet attractions to the jab site, adding to the the conspiracy of being ‘chipped.’ OOOOOOPS! Of course, Kimmel is not only a talented comedian but a licensed doctor so listen closely and follow his every word.
ReplyMy DNA is fine without it being altered by no long term test vaccines.
Reply“Am I a real doctor?” 😀
ReplyRemember when we believed that government agencies like CDC were independent of the administration in charge? Yeah. Me, too. Trump ripped that mask off, too. I call bullshit on this CDC announcement. We’ve been told for months that vaccinated people can still get it and spread it to others, but now we can’t? How do we ever trust anything again? I’m leaving my mask on, even though I’m vaxxed.
ReplyIs that Dewine’s sister doing the sign language?
ReplyIs he a self proclaimed doctor
ReplyI wouldnt even vaccinate my worst enemy. This video is an amazing example of manipulation and propoganda.
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