April Fools’ Day is upon on us, Russia claims to have developed a COVID vaccine for animals, Sarah Palin announced that she and two of her children have contracted the virus, Oxford University is hard at work on a vaccine for what they call “Super Gonorrhea,” Jimmy plays a round of “Real or Fake Peeps” just in time for Easter, Guillermo journeyed to Dodger Stadium for a socially-distanced chat with all-star pitcher Clayton Kershaw, and This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.
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You’re my Hero Kimmel, GOD bless you
ReplySuper Gonorrhea? Another stamp for your vaccine passport.
ReplyIs YouTube in shared custody now? One week alternance for each Jimmy?
ReplySarah Palin: I don’t get it, I shot my mask 100 times, set it on fire, and prayed to my Lord and Savior Donald Trump and I still got Covid, how did this happen? I only did everything they said NOT to do.
Reply@3:00 – I’m just here to see the Peeps!
ReplyHave you heard that for Easter,
ReplyPutin sent Trump a jar of hummus;
it’s made of Russian chick pea.
Sarah Palin MOCKED COV19 and received it. KARMA!
ReplyTransitioning from Sarah Palin to super gonorrhea. Seems legit.
ReplyRepublicans…..smh
Reply3:45 People don’t really eat that stuff do they?
ReplyGuillermo does it again!
ReplyGuillermo, takes off the duck, bites it and throws it to the crowed lmao
ReplyI’m a simple person. I see talk show host I click
ReplyUnfortunately I don’t believe in God or else I would say God bless you Jimmy kimmel!!
ReplyYou rock so bad JK. Best night show.
ReplyLoved your pizza video.
ReplyQuite an advert for Pepsi/Peeps. Jimmy pretending he’s making fun of them while he’s promoting them… A true corporate stooge.
ReplyI don’t even follow baseball, but that was the best sports interview I’ve ever seen.
ReplyExcept they played in Colorado…
ReplyGuys can we stop talking about the orange orangutan. Don’t give him any air unless really necessary. Thanks
Reply:08 Kimmel says, “Today is the 1st day of May, it’s April fool’s day…” Lol… What!?!?!
ReplyIs that me or Kimmel cry everytime he mentioned Trump and Russia
ReplyOk, ok, that Clayton Kershaw interview was very funny! More of that kind of humor and less politics would be appreciated!
ReplyI have not seen anyone talk about the George Floyd. Have I missed it.
ReplyIt’s insulting that you stereotype the hispanic community as such. Cringeworthy, queasy and the jokes are just stupid. Do better.
ReplyFRENCH RACISM TO START WITH.
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ReplyThanks I like your jokes.
Replydon’t eat that gillmore, that’s a joke
ReplyJimmy makes me want to kiss myself
ReplyOn a scale of one to ten, how stoned is Jimmy?
ReplyIs Clayton happy to have his Highland Park High School teammate Matt Stafford in town? Is it fun having rich ppl around again?
ReplyI wish an Indian descent would buy the Cleveland Indians ball team, keep the Indians name and win 10 consecutive pennants.
ReplyAnd yet they make fun of indigenous people at the statement. Shameful… Show more respect to indigenous people. But that goes for Jimmy and many more populair talk show hosts as well…
ReplyBiden and Kimmel are the biggest “April Fools”. Well, they’re fools all year long. Kimmel just can’t leave Trump alone. He’s only plays to one half of the country. Miss the days of Johnny Carson when his show was for everyone in the country, not just the stupid libetards.
ReplyJimmy, when you said that today was May 1st, was that an April Fool’s prank. It confused the f*** out of me.
ReplyWikiP:
” A disputed association between April 1 and foolishness is in Geoffrey Chaucer’s The Canterbury Tales (1392). In the “Nun’s Priest’s Tale”, a vain cock Chauntecleer is tricked by a fox on “Syn March bigan thritty dayes and two” . Readers apparently understood this line to mean “32 March”, i.e. April 1. However, it is not clear that Chaucer was referencing April 1, since the text of the “Nun’s Priest’s Tale” also states that the story takes place on the day when the sun is “in the signe of Taurus had y-runne Twenty degrees and one” , which cannot be April 1.”
Mebbe Chaucer playing an April Fool’s joke in 1392 ?
ReplyThe fish thing is still around in France! I loved it growing up. It’s just fun to place it without the other person knowing so they can have it on all day. Harmless stuff.
Reply0:10 Oh, right — that explains why the French phrase “les mots pour le poisson d’avril” translates as “the words for April Fools’ Day.”
ReplyNice bit of blatant product placement
ReplyThe French sure are a funny bunch just ask Dave Chappelle’s French friend …..Juicy Smooooolyay
ReplyLove Jimmy Kimmel, but Guillermo is awesome!!
ReplyIts not 1st of may yet Jimmy…
ReplyShould have played the ultimate April Fool’s prank – Donald Trump gets re-elected
Mind you, the clean up after MAGA brains explode wouldn’t be very pleasant
ReplyCheck out Thomas Sowell.
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ReplyAnyone else think the unnecessary censorship is like jokes from the 80s on on America’s Funniest Videos? Let it go Jimmy, its funny like improv was years ago.
ReplyFirst day of may? Youre a month ahead there Jimmy boy….
Reply<3
ReplyJummy says its the “first day of May” at 0:09 Jimmy you need to get your months and days correct.
ReplyStill talking about trump….still not funny….still doing shows….?
ReplyHis first sentence: ‘Today is the FIRST DAY OF MAY, April Fool’s Day’. A joke? A flub? Now I don’t know what to do…
ReplyStop giving Peeps more ideas for things to corrupt.
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ReplyGuillermo is the Newman of late night shows
ReplyRIP Mom trump’s covid 2/8/20. I wish Sarah and her MAGAt cult members the same. They’ve been walking on the cremated remains of our lovevd ones for a year- the earth doesn’t get more scorched than that.
ReplyWTF is a peep?
ReplyI wondered the same thing – Peepsi
ReplyAmerican Indians ? Really ?
Replyannoying trump gets brought up every night still just let it go and make fun of something else
Reply‘Our old lipstick on a pit bull’
ReplyRemember kids, it isn’t sexism if a liberal says it 😀
Awww… that Russia joke was so 1975… idiot.
ReplyToo bad Kershaw got shelled by the Rockies. Not sorry from Colorado. He gave up 5 in 5
ReplyCaribou Barbie got COVID?! Hahahahahahaha! Karma!!
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ReplyGuillermo so funny
ReplyKarma palin
ReplyFirst day of May Jimmy? April Fools Day? WTF?
ReplyIf you were sponsored by Peeps – would it make it a Peepes-show…..!
ReplyWtf are peeps
ReplyI need to hoard that Peeps cereal, nothing better than the taste cereal marshmallows.
ReplyGuillermo’s a gangster
ReplyWhat’s wrong with Jimmy’s eyes is he drunk?
ReplyWait…they were in Brooklyn, right?
ReplyYou have super gonorrhea pal all you do is talk shat
ReplyEvery one who said real is fired haha so the people there watching are all hired to cheer to everything you say
Reply“Today is the first day of *May* – it’s April Fools Day.” 0:06
ReplyIn her statement, Palin still plays down the virus… “”I strongly encourage everyone to use common sense to avoid spreading this and every other virus out there,” she says in her statement. “There are more viruses than there are stars in the sky, meaning we’ll never avoid every source of illness or danger … But please be vigilant, don’t be frightened, and I advise reprioritizing some personal time and resources to ensure as healthy a lifestyle as you can create so when viruses do hit, you have at least some armor to fight it.” And then, this such strong support (sarcasm) about mask wearing: “Through it all, I view wearing that cumbersome mask indoors in a crowd as not only allowing the newfound luxury of being incognito, but trust it’s better than doing nothing to slow the spread.” Republicans try too hard to look cool. There needs to be more of them who take it seriously and speak out.
Replyi just wish he’d treat Guillermo a bit better. Asking him to eat the peep ( mind you jimmy is the boss ) is a little assholeish
ReplyI’m surprised there are not Jesus Peeps. Come on, Chick’s Tracts.
Reply9:53 “Aughhh!” lmao
ReplyKimmel is still so trash.
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ReplyFear the sugar free Peeps. They use sugar alcohol like the sugar free Gummi Bears of Amazon review fame and have the exact same effects.
Reply2:40 “Dammit, Bond!” -M
ReplyLiberalism is a mental disorder !!!!!
ReplyFirst day of may lol
ReplyWish he’d stop picking on Eric Trump’s relationship with his father. It’s a cheap shot, not funny, and bullying.
ReplyAll of the positive comments about Guillermo were liked by the channel, so just throwing this here…..love you Guillermo!
ReplyJIMMY!! STOP. TALKING. ABOUT. TRUMP!!
ReplyBoring, Jimmy.
ReplyGuillermo’s got the best job in the business – great interview amigo!
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ReplyI think making jokes about a virus that has killed millions is cheap and low.
ReplyJimmy is a cowardly SOB
Reply“Super gonorrrhea?!” He didn’t get the clap, he got a lay down ‘n’ die ovation.
ReplyYour new place is being kept open for you. Soon everyone will know who you are. Don’t be nervous because it will be over soon. Keep up the cute act.
ReplyStop recommending this no soul scumbag!
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ReplySeems Britain has been spreading quite a few of these diseases? I wonder why that is? They own just once maybe they’re trying to do it again? Follow the teachings of Christ that’s the blueprint for mankind and to save the Earth. Not that ideas of human beings
Replyfor *Disney Corporate* – Staffers wearing disposable masks is no good for the environment. for *Jimmy* Washable Matt Damon masks are forever. for *Emily Blunt* you know what to do
ReplyReally what do people see in this guy?
ReplyHonestly, doe’s anyone find this guy funny? His so called comedy is so lame. He’s crosseyed, sounds like he’s in the 5th grade with that weird style of talking, a total jackass in my opinion.
ReplyIs Jimmy okay? Every time I watch a clip of him lately, he seems…a little off for some reason. I don’t watch full episodes regularly — did he ever say anything about having COVID or anything? He’s just kind of slurring his speech, is speeding from one joke to another really quickly, his eyes seem really watery or something, and he almost seems like he’s trying to catch his breath while he’s talking.
ReplyPeeps are gross
ReplySomeone needs to get a new job. Naming stuff isn’t their forte.
ReplyDon’t even TRY to tell me what is “super” about any kind of Gonorrhea.
Something that makes you want to break the plumbing and doesn’t go away.
That sounds like my ex-wife. Nothing “super” there, either. Might have spread it, though.
I cant wait for the left to answer for their stupidity
ReplyI love Guillermo hahaha he cracks me up
ReplyWW3 is about to start between Ukraine and Russia. What the world needs is laughter and jokes.
ReplyToday is the first day of May?
ReplyJimmy is the biggest disappointed of all time. What a corporate puppet.
ReplyMay 1st is not a joke
ReplyI gt all but one of the Peeps fakes and real right! To one miss one, I amazed myself! Great video tonight!
ReplyPeeps Pepsi is a total abuse of Pepsi.
ReplyOr Pepsi is sooo desperate for attention they sold their brand to peeps.
Its not Pepsi anymore bcos they can’t make an original mellow taste for themselves.
BTW Pepsi original was the best once for smooth taste.
Thanks Jimmy, happy passover bro
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ReplyIt is eciting how American teams win the WORLD Series every year in a game played only in America… but I wonder, why don’t they go bigger? I would say they are ready for the GALAXY Series, or who knows, the UNIVERSE Series is right there around the corner! Dream big, guys, dream big!
ReplyJust tasted the hot tamales peeps. They’re quite good. Not so sweet!
Replyhe said the first day of may and i had to make my screen small so i could check the date lol hes getting a bit ahead of himself.
ReplyJim Jim is not bright he is a clown making fun of people how does he even look in the mirror Jim walks into a haunted house he walks out with a pay check
ReplyDim witted Jim Jim and sleepy joe Biden and laughing Kamala. Have everything in common there clowns
ReplyWe miss you president trump we miss America first Americans first With sleepy joe and laughing Kamala Americans last America last
ReplyNo Guillermo, don’t eat that.
Reply*lame*
ReplyI don’t know if it’s me, but this is the second time in as many weeks that Jimmy is saying someone is getting fired. I know it’s kind of a joke, but it’s cringy.
Replylaugh track
ReplyPalin, Gaetz, Trump, Marjorie Taylor Green – all idiots
Reply‘Jimmy Kimmel is compromised’ — Isaac Kappy
ReplyThis Week in Unnecessary Censorship is a work of art, whoever put that together deserves an Emmy.
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ReplyDid he not say “it’s the first day of MAY” ?…
ReplyThey have Peeps smoothies!
ReplyJimmy Kimmel is a hack
ReplyThere’s probably a lot of things going great in the US, but damn, it really seems your country is fast becoming a tragicomic dystopian nightmare.
ReplyIt’s funny how Kimmel has never mentioned children’s health again after his boy (thankfully) got well.
ReplyMakes it seem like these Hollywood millionaires only really care about themselves, eh?
Always good, but this with Peeps and Social Distancing Interview is outstanding! 🙂
ReplyBut were the Peeps truck nuts real? I need those for my minivan!
ReplyI’m so sad Peeps White Claw doesn’t exist. It would be fun to order in cowboy bars and just soak in all that silent rage.
I love getting judged by LARPers.
ReplyJimmy, I love the way you will tell a joke and expect the audience to be smart enough to catch it without you waggling your eyebrows and giving them a second or two to catch their breaths. You’re the only contemporary comedian I know of who treats their audience with that much respect.
ReplyJimmy for president and giermo for vice president
ReplyI hope Guillermo writes his own material because I think of Ira Hayes every time I see how he is made a buffoon as a foil to Jimmy
ReplyGood for her, that witch from Alaska now she’s sorry, she can wear all the masks in the world but it won’t change a thing. She’s still stupid as ever.
ReplyMy Brother loves peeps, eats them year round. He is a Judge, lol.
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Reply“Gearmo” should have his own show, called; simpleton Gearmo.
ReplyJimmy’s writers are getting better.
ReplyDid anyone notice the little statue in the Dodgers uniform had a B on his cap? Just how old is that thing?
ReplyYou guys reupload this from last year or can he just not decide what month were in?
ReplyMore “unity” from a Democrat. Taking pleasure in another’s misfortune.
ReplyPeepsi, lol
ReplyHave a look at the people coming to Australia in the last few years. That same small percentage that has screwed America. We now got and have to support the lazy fkrs
ReplyThank you for lightening everyone”s mood!! You are doing beautifully.
ReplyJimmy jam … not funny at all
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ReplyThere are those people who have to be mauled by a bear or those who have to pee on the electric fence to ‘get’ it.
ReplyLord forgive me but I do NOT feel bad for Palin. As you sow, so you reap.
ReplyRIP- LIL PEEP….. Rest IN Paradises. Luv U
ReplyAt least Jimmy doesn’t take a holiday every other week like Colbert and Seth Myers,…
Reply*: )*
In Ireland we have something similor for April fool. We call it “April F***s” and instead of the fish we kick them in the nuts.
ReplyAt a store I worked at, we got auto-shipped 5 cases of Peeps. After the post Easter markdowns, we threw away 4 cases and even the dumpster divers didn’t take them.
ReplyThe trump nuts look more like his chin…he has no balls, we all know that…
ReplyFirst day of May? Jimmy, you’ve lost it!
ReplyThats a german gun, not a russian one…
ReplyShare your weed with the weed bunnies………………
ReplyWhen was this guy ever funny?
ReplyYes but Palin is still better than the republicans that got it and still continued to not recommend masks – like the orange idiot who WAS in the WH.
ReplyAm I the only one who gets uncomfortable whenever Jimmy talks down to Guillermo. I could be missing the joke but I don’t think I have once laughed at their exchanges. Not trying to cause trouble for Jimmy or the show but it feels weird every time.
ReplyYou said the first day of May
ReplyApril first was new year’s day in the old days. Celebrating NYD on 4/1 made you an april fool. Ask pope Gregori
ReplyJimmy no brain , never can be doctor. Ha ha equal. Fauci no brain. Most of left wing no. Brain. Just see fauci and jimmy no brain. Ha ha. Ja. Los demo crats no tiene cerebro. Fauci say use 200 mask. Covid 19 in air. Ha ha. Left wing no brain and. Hypocrats
Replywhat all nasty stuff was that British guy up to to get gonorrhea on one continent and then spread it far and wide on another continent so much so that it’s forcing scientists to develop a vaccine?
ReplyJimmy Kimmel crazy shoes peeps PALIN Clayton
ReplyFor the sake of concern calm down on the wierd jokes with your co-host
ReplyJimmy you are left wing ridicules. Do you has gonorrhea or you pass to you wife, no accused other people without probe. , because reflect yourself. Sorry that is fact
Reply“Crackers Jacks…yeah.”
ReplyPlease shut this show is so stupid and against American values.
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ReplySo, where’s the outrage for the anti-Asian racism? BLM more than Asian lives?
ReplyKimmel again Trump ,will you give it a rest just do one show without needing Trump to do your show ,it is really boring now , who ever got you kimmel , Colbert ,Cordon . Meyers and Fallen on the tv is an idiot, because you are not at all funny. The best thing we could have for Easter is you and the other 4 morons of the tv.
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