Cowboy Dan Isn’t The Only Fake Politician Running For Office This Year

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Published on April 17, 2021

Don’t believe everything you see and hear in ads from political candidates this year. #Colbert #Comedy #CowboyDan

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327 comments

  • Michael Marceau 1 year ago

    Colbert just gave Dan’s opponent some nice debate material.

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  • gayle curry 1 year ago

    Come on Dan just put your white hood on and get it over with

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  • randomdoodification 1 year ago

    fish n chips

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  • Martinovichy 1 year ago

    I’m still confused…The Cowboy Dan ad HAS to be parody…right?!

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  • alan silverman 1 year ago

    He sure did step in it!

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  • wpl 1 year ago

    The only thing you need to know about running for political office today is that the 9th Fast and Furious movie is coming out. That’s 9 Fast and Furious movies being made. Don’t try and act smart, just appeal to idiots.

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  • John-Mark Edwards 1 year ago

    It’s a little amusing to see a grown man pretend to do a thing that would not have impressed me if he had actually done that thing.

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  • ArcaJ 1 year ago

    In order to win in Texas, all you have to do is claim you opponent is
    1. A commie
    2. Nancy Pelosi

    Or, you can run as a sentient AR15 in a cowboy hat.

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  • Skyler Dickson 1 year ago

    That cowboys voice sounds like hes on the edge of having an aneurysm

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  • Joe Ramos 1 year ago

    Hilarious… the guy that can’t ride a bull is actually an undocumented russian. 😝

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  • Rory Blessington 1 year ago

    Stephan that was a good nod to the mayor and local elections in the U.K. at the moment- especially the London mayor election. So very funny gov’ner!

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  • Anne Simon 1 year ago

    Excellent!!

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  • Hans Bjorkman 1 year ago

    Fact-check: Bulls are male animals and never called female names. Never trust a convicted homeschooled Texan street fighter.

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  • fuckfannyfiddlefart 1 year ago

    This shows that Reptillians think that all their potential supports are morons and bigots!

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  • Lapis Lazarus 1 year ago

    Was that the cathing cowboy from last week tonight?

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  • John-Mark Edwards 1 year ago

    Cowboy Dan is one of the few people that can make Larry the Cable guy look authentic.

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  • Erika SantoshaFitness34 1 year ago

    Cultural appropriation at its finest☺️

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  • Ryan Maggs 1 year ago

    With that ad, that explains everything wrong with America. Wow stupid. Good luck America. You going to need it.

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  • David Murray 1 year ago

    I don’t believe he was actually on that bull. I think Nancy kicked his beefy ass.

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  • truepeacenik 1 year ago

    Hey, my hemp pillow from the Phish concert it tatty and not doing the job it is meant to do….or did I get it at String Cheese?

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  • Lake Hart 1 year ago

    Stephen, why is Big Dan like Matt Gaetz and all their GOP men in Washington are so focused on taking care of our daughters, that filthy majority!

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  • Spiceybooger Spiceybooger 1 year ago

    I was looking at the bulls eyebrows…in that skit the statue in the back looks like a dolphin body slamming a child.

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  • Mike Bukowski 1 year ago

    How does this freak have 8m subs?

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  • Johnathan Davis 1 year ago

    Please support my candidacy in Tennessee, Vermont, NY, Wyoming, Alaska, Maine and England. Thank you, John Davis…

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  • BETHANY R Jimenez 1 year ago

    Hahaha he’s a ginger from New Jersey 😂😂

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  • janis talcott 1 year ago

    Cowboy Dan is a criminal. He ran here in Nevada and LOST. If they elect him they will be in for a real rodeo ride. He nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Eduardo Martinez 1 year ago

    Yes, unsafe sports for girls, they should ban “All girls Rollerball” intramural

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  • cjgt77 1 year ago

    😄😁😂

    Many in gov’t are full of it, but the GOP is swimming in it.

    The just made a parody of the entire GOP platform, but to the right he’s a serious candidate.

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  • Daniel H 1 year ago

    WTF is this idiot talking about socialism or communism in America? When trump as a russian tool and puppet is the one who is kissing putins rings ,and that makes him a communist ass kisser .

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  • Peter Seymour 1 year ago

    Lol does this crap actually work on some people ,I’m in Ireland and this is hilarious and he wouldn’t be taken seriously here

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  • Jay Perrin 1 year ago

    They enjoy playing the Robot Chicken theme song on this show

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  • Monkeyking 1 year ago

    did dan just admit that he wants to ride Pelosi?

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  • Rudi Moesbauer 1 year ago

    Gotta stick to bull…shit

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  • fringe princess 1 year ago

    “Lifts and Loos in Every Lorry!

    …Fish & Chips!” 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧

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  • Christopher Conkright 1 year ago

    These people lie promote those lies wonder why America is so fucked up. The amount of trans in America .6% but they gotta make small populations scary.

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  • Elize Lancaster 1 year ago

    I like John. Does he have a Dutch version? Jan Davids?

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  • Lafemmebear Music 1 year ago

    Queeeennssss bitch!!!! 😂

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  • wombat465 1 year ago

    We should give texas back to Mexico

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  • Pedroleum100 1 year ago

    This New Jerseyite running in Texas reminds me of that _Young Sheldon_ episode where Sheldon wins the election for class president by exposing the opponent as a Yankee.

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  • c. j. macq 1 year ago

    both sides and both parties have been infiltrated by predators who promote INSANE issues and ridiculous positions. allowing males to compete in female sports and claiming illegal immigrants have legal rights is just as insane as refusing to ban assault weapons and refusing to tax rich people and their corporations. and these are just 4 examples of the utter INSANITY both sides have embraced over last 40 years.
    AND BOTH sides embrace and promote the corporate police-state! both sides now reject science, common sense, logic and common decency while eagerly embracing their own slavery to debilitating, overpriced and intrusive technology. as far as i’m concerned – YOU’RE ALL NUTZ!

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  • House Bill 1 year ago

    So fake. Look his knees, dirty when on the bull and clean afterwards. Another lying politician wannabe.

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  • Szymek gw 1 year ago

    Idiocracy in full display.🤣🤣🤣
    Jesus,where do you get such imbeciles

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  • Chris Andersen 1 year ago

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate the creepiness of the Stepford family, when he suddenly wasn’t a Texan anymore? Shivers down my spine.

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  • The Professor 1 year ago

    “Ok, you can pull out Jim…wow, that was a monster”

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  • Captain Crozier 1 year ago

    “10th generation Wyoming rancher” lol 😅

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  • Kate 1 year ago

    I’m starting to think that every political ads should have a factual bio running after the endorsement at the end.

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  • George B. Wolffsohn 1 year ago

    No commies but WAAAAY to many Republinazis.

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  • Bbear 1 year ago

    Mitt Romney was the Governor of Massachusetts and now the Senator of Utah. There is nothing illegal or unethical. Voters just need to be mindful of the things politicians tell them and the things politicians don’t tell them.

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  • artemisqueen2 1 year ago

    Well, bottom line for this idiot’s ad, he stepped in some bull shit just like the entire idea of the ad.

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  • Mark Pemberton 1 year ago

    Took me a few seconds to realize Smilin’ Johnny Davis wasn’t a real politician.

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  • Clem Fandango 1 year ago

    Mr Potato Heads swinging plastic buaaaallllllzzzz 🤣

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  • Lovi Poekimo 1 year ago

    You can pullout now, Jim.

    😏

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  • Elizabeth Hampton 1 year ago

    Awesome.

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  • Grimsler 1 year ago

    “You can pull out, Jim.” Colbert- 2021

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  • L33tSkE3t 1 year ago

    Yeah, Nacy Pelosi… The most centrist, corporate Democrat in the Party is a communist, or socialist because apparently there isn’t a difference in Texas, or Nevada, or New Jersey… Whichever… SMH

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  • Torq Zebrawoody 1 year ago

    Wow. Dan Get’s Around! But he does have that Texas Blowhard Down Pat.
    Dan or Ted Cruz. The Assortment of B.S. spewing republicans in Texas is Abundant!

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  • Subliminalsapper 1 year ago

    This dudes a joke

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  • Vernon Carlson 1 year ago

    Thank you so much for carrying me and my wife through this pandemic! You’re the best.

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  • Adam Martin 1 year ago

    Trump has emboldened conmen everywhere. We in the southern US have “SUCKERS!” written all over us. It’s like sharks to chowder down here.

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  • rebjorn79 1 year ago

    In Norway we have a saying, “Det er helt Texas”, “It’s completely Texas”.
    Even the kids know it. Now I know why. Hahahahaha

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  • Gillian Buckelew 1 year ago

    God I hate Texas (as a Texan native).

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  • B squared 1 year ago

    of course he has 400 kids

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  • Mistress Jen 1 year ago

    I had to Google him, because wasn’t familiar with his wrestling career. Yeah, nothing to write home about. Oh, according to his Wikipedia, he did sign a developmental contract with WWE, but closest he got to being on WWE TV was 1 match on Heat, which for non wrestling fans, that’s like their C Show. About as far from a WrestleMania match as you can get in the company. So, that, and no other work in any other wrestling company, not a career to be proud of.

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  • rebjorn79 1 year ago

    Yeah the commies. Always the commies. rofl
    Greetings from Europe. I rly hope he’s not serious. If he is I truthfully feel sorry for any American that actually believes this utter BS. This stuff can’t be made up. Outstanding. ROFL.

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  • Red Catchem 1 year ago

    Sweet Jewish Santa clause. >_> Texas has problems.

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  • Martina McDonagh 1 year ago

    This is one of the best Late Show skits – you have to make Dan the Cowboy a regular with Tuck Buckford! LOL.. (-: (-:

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  • Erwin Patio 1 year ago

    Rodimer’s stage name should be Big Dan the Poser. I want to see the poser actually perform in a real rodeo. Perfect metaphor for jingoist Republicans.

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  • Christopher Stabile 1 year ago

    #LoVermont

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  • IvanLikesIt 1 year ago

    wait so the ad was a parody of republicans right?

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  • spenx09 1 year ago

    I’d love to see that socialist agenda they talk about so much 🤦🏻‍♀️

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  • randomjasmic 1 year ago

    Fish and chips!

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  • I'm right you're wrong 1 year ago

    I don’t understand this skit, the constitutions says:
    No Person shall be a Representative who shall not have attained to the Age of twenty five Years, and been seven Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State in which he shall be chosen.
    So he’s just doing what every congress person ever has done.

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  • EloquentTroll 1 year ago

    Wow, I would like to see how these right wing loonies would react to an ACTUAL communist.

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  • John Rangel 1 year ago

    A bullshitting bull rider. Just what Texas deserves.

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  • Adrien Piette 1 year ago

    John Davis is brilliant.

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  • Michelle Tate 1 year ago

    I think we can all agree, the “Cowboy” Dan story is appalling and stupid. Thank you Stephen for shining a spotlight on these ridiculous “wanna-be’s.” ❤

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  • dharma renee 1 year ago

    Big Dan is full of B.S. THis guy is missing a chromosome. Did he rent that family and what were they doing while he was at the club.

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  • Anzac-A1 1 year ago

    2:10 Last I checked, it was Republicans who want to destroy history, by pretending that the CSA wasn’t made up of traitors, that were fighting to keep slavery.

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  • Jason Warwick 1 year ago

    Awwww – the south just doesn’t realise that not only did they loose the civil war but their ideology was highlighted as being less than desirable by the the nazis they now seek to emulate🤣
    Nancy Pelosi is a communist ?🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • Thomas Oldenburg 1 year ago

    Christ! Late night entertainment is a propaganda shit show! Fuck this garbage, entertain me!

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  • Michael Flynn 1 year ago

    Jesus – could he make his family more white…

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  • R Smith 1 year ago

    This is the story??? So what, don’t vote for these types of people.

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  • David Holmer 1 year ago

    Texas, the new Florida!

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  • Andrew Ramshaw 1 year ago

    No offense, but this reminds me of when you’d have Toby Keith on The Colbert Report and me wondering if he was aware that your character was satire.

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  • Leslee Watson 1 year ago

    best hahahahahahahaha

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  • Nick Arzanas 1 year ago

    If this cowboy that’s riding the bull and is full of bull wins, I’ll lose all hope for America!! Honestly, how low can this country go?

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  • Ette 1 year ago

    The actor who played all the different John Davises deserves recognition 😂🙌

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  • randallissimo 1 year ago

    Fishin’ for chowdah is a very funny line. I’m from Maine.

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  • G Smith 1 year ago

    Fox is really motivating the very unqualified to run for office over manufactured fear 🤷

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  • Lissa Loa 1 year ago

    Is this real?

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  • Mason Kungle 1 year ago

    Wait…that wasn’t SNL???

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  • Mahmoudy Kemal 1 year ago

    Probably not the first time Jim’s heard that…

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  • Bumble Bee 1 year ago

    Omg thats the most tacky ad iv ever seen. Hilarious… but not one to make me vote for u

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  • RevolverOcelot2008 1 year ago

    Nancy Pelosi is a socialist 🙄
    * Bernie Sanders watching the video -“Am I a joke to you!”

    I find it hilarious they call practically every democrat politican a socialist except the ones that actually are

    2) They’re not “cancelling you” they are choosing not to do business with you or ending their business relationship with you…which they can do in a free market (unless it violates a protected class)

    3) no no they’re not coming for your churches. I have no idea what that one is even based on

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  • Edge 1 year ago

    “Punching men at or outside nightclubs.” You shouldn’t have said that. Now I’m more inclined to vote for him (if I lived in TX-6).

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  • James Case 1 year ago

    Remember when colbert was a comedian. When did he turn into a hatemonger. Lets get him off the air. Weve had enough hate. Its up to us.

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  • nick thomas 1 year ago

    How nasty can the Nazi American get?…You ain’t see nothing yet…2024…Make America Great Again…Greeting from Israel…

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  • Dan Morris 1 year ago

    Big bunch of BS is all I get out of big dan the poo rider.

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  • Kate M. 1 year ago

    Where does the right come up with calling everyone else “commies”? It’s ridiculous.

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  • Louise Dost 1 year ago

    Is Big Dan😜🤫🤫🤫🤫😜💔😷

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  • Barry Graham 1 year ago

    Do u work for cbs or the Democratic Party now directly

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  • Louise Dost 1 year ago

    Great!!!!!👍👍👍👍👍👍😷😷😷

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  • Crymson Nite 1 year ago

    why are politicians able to openly lie like retards?

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  • Kadar Abdullahi 1 year ago

    Even WWE has better promotions than this🤦🏾‍♂️

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  • Mitchell Goosen 1 year ago

    Weird flashback to a road trip with my brother when I was a kid listening to Cowboy Dan by Modest Mouse. Thanks for the memories.

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  • Coyote Boy 1 year ago

    As a Texan, I’d vote for the bull before I’d vote for that jackass.

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  • Juan Lopez 1 year ago

    Wow these people exist , only republiKKKans believe this BS wow I thought as Americans we where in a much better place but mentally but dam we screwed kys 72 million people think like this

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  • Tyg Rahof 1 year ago

    I live in California and I AM MORE REPUBLICAN than EVERY single republican in office today!!

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  • Brittany Ericsson 1 year ago

    Bullshitte@ again.

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  • Michael B 1 year ago

    Well, cowboy dans a major player in the cowboy scene,
    He goes to the reservation, drinks, and gets mean
    He drove to the desert, fired his rifle in the sky and said
    “God if I have to die you will have to die”

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  • Chela Wallace 1 year ago

    Who’s the actor? Good job!

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  • Ryan Johnson 1 year ago

    Dude is going to get elected for sure. Love it.

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  • Aaron Leverton 1 year ago

    I think the best description of that ad would be “so meta”.

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  • ValensBellator 1 year ago

    “COMMIES!”
    At this point even their fav Regean would qualify as a “commie” by the standards they’ve set for taxes. It’s crazy how much they throw that word around these days.

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  • T Neverwinter 1 year ago

    classic republicans… they cry rapture to the tune of the brawndo commercials… from a movie…

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  • Samantha G 1 year ago

    Lol omg for a second I thought he was FOR NANCY PELOSI. They call the bull Nancy bc she’s a beast. Isn’t that a fucking compliment! 😂

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  • terryq5150 1 year ago

    The Commies infiltrated the Town Theatre. With a Symphony. Lol

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  • SpicyHotPot 1 year ago

    Like many “Texans” he is a caricature and a fake

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  • DyslexicCow OOM 1 year ago

    Yeah! Making our daughters unsafe in sports by doing genital inspections! Oh wait, is that not what we’re talking about?

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  • terryq5150 1 year ago

    If Dan had a handicapped kid in the family photo.. oh wait it’s him. 🐕

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  • terryq5150 1 year ago

    To be Specific, The Night Club WAS The Blue Oyster. Somewhere in La La Land.

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  • D.E.B. B 1 year ago

    I live in Arizona, and all these fake cowboys just looooooovvvvve to behave like they spend lots of time out on the range rounding up cattle, and they love their guns, and like to practice their quick draw so that they’re always ready for the shootout on main street.

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  • arno vriends 1 year ago

    Ship the republicans to planet Mars, then nuke them from orbit.It’s the American way.

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  • arno vriends 1 year ago

    It’s the only way and you know it…

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  • arno vriends 1 year ago

    At least it worked on most predators…

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  • john satterlee 1 year ago

    https://youtu.be/EEwDrqGv8Z8

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  • AJ Rimmer 1 year ago

    This is why we need to pass the Voting Rights Act and vote EVERY republican out of office, because he’s not the exception, he’s the rule.

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  • Joy Smith 1 year ago

    Omg so sick

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  • SupertzarMetal 1 year ago

    These republican knee-jerks WANT to be seen as a cardboard cutout caricature.

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  • islandmon bookie 1 year ago

    I hope Texans ain’t that dumb

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  • Robstafarian 1 year ago

    Only a fool would think a corporatist neoliberal like Nancy Pelosi is a socialist.

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  • Pat Spencer 1 year ago

    Well played. ‘Nuff said.

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  • Adriana Khodayari 1 year ago

    😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

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  • Warren NZ 1 year ago

    *Politicians shouldn’t be eligible for any sort of political platform unless they have a degree in Political Science. If you think a celebrity would make a good leader I want whatever it is you’re smoking!*

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  • Adam Mcdaniel 1 year ago

    Cowboy Dan is just hilarious because there is that many folks who think he has a real point. Lmao.

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  • Roland Martin 1 year ago

    Billy the Kid is walking to power, please give him, just a little Brain, his head apparently empty of all!

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  • Fatjerry Nadler 1 year ago

    Another one is THE BIGGEST FAKE ….
    Quid pro quo Sleepy Joe…

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  • M Long 1 year ago

    Hilarious!!!!!

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  • FrumptiousPossum 1 year ago

    They should have done one where he was running for office in Russia, but he’s just dead in a cell.

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  • Jeff Floyd 1 year ago

    Still screaming Trump’s b.s.

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  • TheSardonicMan 1 year ago

    Ah yes the traditional Maine upbringing: being hunted by Pennywise

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  • Rene Gonzalez 1 year ago

    steroids are a hell of a drug

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  • Johnson Hunglo 1 year ago

    He can’t count either!!!

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  • Patricia Ratcliffe 1 year ago

    He can say in America, whatever he want, as it is not harmful to anyone.
    Particularly important for all of us unlike you Steve, is to PRONOUNCE the fallacies of each and every perpetrator of politician or a wanna be.

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  • Casey Cronan 1 year ago

    The Mets shirt and Yankees hat combo made me laugh.

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  • Luis F Ramirez 1 year ago

    😂😂😂😂😂 This made my morning

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  • Dusty_ Rascal 1 year ago

    If anything, Texans should be pissed about this. We all know they wont be. But they should be. What these adds are saying is that Texans are so stupid and gullible that all you have to do is be a white male, slap on a cowboy hat and some boots and speak ” texan”. Do that and they will fall for anything you say without question. Unfortunately I live in texas and I can promise you that’s exactly what’ll happen. Sad.

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  • Richard 303 1 year ago

    Colbert is a fake comedian.

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  • Alex Mclife 1 year ago

    Republicans are just a bunch of idiots and liars

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  • justinthor 1 year ago

    This is the level of stupidity the GOP knows their voters will follow

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  • Axelfireflurry 1 year ago

    I predict Cowboy Dan will run in all 50 states changing his persona. He’ll be a beach boy in Cali, Hawaiian warrior native, spice smuggler ancestors in LA.

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  • Gregor Kropotkin 1 year ago

    You can’t see his face when he is on the bull-kinda looks like he used a stunt double-definitely in the trump mould.

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  • Robert Rohleder 1 year ago

    Where did they dig this up from. XXX

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  • TheEudaemonicPlague 1 year ago

    This has got to be one of my favorites so far…and I’ve watched an awful lot of them.

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  • Izzy Arnault Amschel R 1 year ago

    He’s another Dan Bongino, looking for $$$ action anywhere they have him

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  • Marcus 1 year ago

    Im gonna vote for anyone that says they are gonna screw with pelosi and the communist libtards you guys have become. You all have become socialist communists and dont even realize it. Thanks colbert

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  • Tim Kinnel 1 year ago

    All hat and no cattle, as the saying goes.

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  • Trumpy 1 year ago

    Must be embarrassing treading in your own vomit…

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  • Michael Hall 1 year ago

    You know the dumb as a rock conservatives in the district will go all in and support him.
    Another resent Texas house race featured Ronnie Jackson ,who had barely moved to his district a year prior to running and beat out a guy that had grew up and worked in the the district. The difference was Jackson shoveled more MAGA BS.

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  • Mark Hill 1 year ago

    The saddest part is people will buy into this propaganda nonsense, it’s just sickening and gross.

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  • Z. BM 1 year ago

    I’m quite frankly disappointed that he didn’t use the other buzzwords like fascism, socialism aaaaand Marxism. I mean, just communism? That’s how communists talk!

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  • Hamlet 101 1 year ago

    All the communists in DC are republicans directly employed by Vladimir Putin.

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  • jhy2kmoney 1 year ago

    I’m surprised by these because politicians are lying most of the time.

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  • yootoob1858 1 year ago

    That was absolutely brilliant! I laughed so hard!

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  • Frogmabonnie 1 year ago

    Johnny da Shahk! LOVE IT!

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  • Ashley Andrews 1 year ago

    Well… I need to ask my boyfriend why he is running for office everywhere.

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  • Jhon Shephard 1 year ago

    Considering Texas, he might actually win. Democrats NEED to get more aggressive against these lunatics. After 1/6, this ad is like AQ attacking the US on 911 then saying again they will attack again. We need more aggressive Democrats who promise to beat the crap out of Marjorie Green and Mitch McConnell.

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  • r m 1 year ago

    one ‘real moment’ tru dat shit’e !!!

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  • 2BuckChuck 1 year ago

    WELL
    cowboy dan’s a major player in the cowboy scene
    he goes to the reservation, drinks and gets mean he’s
    he’s gonna start a war! he’s gonna start a war!

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  • Jr. KING 1 year ago

    What …….. the……… hell

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  • jeremy gribbin 1 year ago

    Best Late show skit Ive ever seen!! That was awesome> <3

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  • Peter Symington 1 year ago

    None of those 3 things are even remotely dirtiest.

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  • Shawn Wells 1 year ago

    Fake AF. Cowboy Dan: Clean jeans after ride. Actual rider: Dirt stains on knees during ride. Giveaway: Shot from the neck down. Cowboy Dan obviously only spews bull, doesn’t ride ’em.

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  • dark_neverland 1 year ago

    Lost in Nevada so he’s tryin’ for Texas now….jeezuz

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  • Roger Herzler 1 year ago

    Full of BS and fake is totally on brand for those people. (Republicans. I’m talking about Republicans.)

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  • Ivan Dejour 1 year ago

    Thanks for displaying this. All of the republicans are the same. Lying ass hoes trying to improperly influence others to their detriment

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  • Spencer Robinson 1 year ago

    If anyone’s wondering why the rest of the world openly mocks the US, wonder no longer

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  • Nay Smith 1 year ago

    ha-ha lifts and loos in every lorry.

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  • reenougle 1 year ago

    The John, J., Jon Davis ad isn’t any less surreal than the actual Dan ad. 🤔 I would vote for John over Dan wherever I, and he, was. But I wonder if Jon will go after the Commies in DC? 🤣🤣

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  • TT IS 1 year ago

    I think its time Republican Politicians start doing stand up comedy.

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  • Anita B. 1 year ago

    Disaster after Disaster!

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  • Your Big Head Cousin 1 year ago

    So if Texas has “big problems” aren’t the Republicans to blame considering they’ve been in charge for the last 3 decades?

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  • Holywood07 1 year ago

    Cowboy Dan is the perfect Republican: a criminal liar :’D

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  • George Rito 1 year ago

    One more idiot!

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  • George Rito 1 year ago

    Very good…big pretend to be a man…and he’s just and idiot.

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  • George Rito 1 year ago

    Listen people like Dan you can measure the ignorance of the South.

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  • Kalil Perry 1 year ago

    Da fuq Communist is this dummy speakin of?

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  • johnny hensley 1 year ago

    i love it!!!!!!!!!! go texas

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  • Rendrat van Donkereschrijver 1 year ago

    wait isn’t there a require to be state resident for some period of time before you run for office in that state

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  • michellejean11 1 year ago

    You don’t think they never showed cowboy Dan’s face because it wasn’t him on the bull? Would cowboy Dan pull such BS, well he did step into it and he’s a republican…

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  • Robbie Gail H. 1 year ago

    Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Vanessa JazP 1 year ago

    Conservatives are such easy marks for grifters and carpetbaggers

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  • Marcello Nyan 1 year ago

    somehow he seems like a viable Republican Presidential candidate

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  • margi cates 1 year ago

    Did he steal that accent from Dean Winchester?

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  • Laurie Wood 1 year ago

    THIS is what passes for intellect in the Land Of the Free To Shoot You In The back If Black.
    THIS is the best that Yankee Poodle Nancies have to offer.
    THIS is why AmeriKKKa is such a sh*thole!

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  • Global Warmhugs 1 year ago

    Republicans only win by cheating and lying. Ever.

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  • michael hyatt 1 year ago

    Let me guess. He’s a Republican…
    Like mom said I DIDN’T KNOW THEY COULD STACK SHIT THAT HIGH

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  • Chudley Flusher 1 year ago

    This is what you call: “cynicism”. And it’s ALWAYS a winning strategy for republicans.

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  • Chester Gregg 1 year ago

    Reminds me of Bo Burnham’s Country song.

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  • Gawd 1 year ago

    We need to re-release Idiocrocy with cuts from real modern political campaigns in the explanation of how we got there.

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  • Crystal Walker 1 year ago

    Does this imposter not realize it is the corrupt GOP that want to raise the gas tax and incorporate a tax on mileage instead of raising corporate taxes to fund infrastructure. Just more helping the rich hoard more wealth at the expense of everyone else. They are greedy, corrupt, and soulless!!

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  • Elliot 1 year ago

    I speak just enough British to be concerned about the logistics of installing lifts and loos in any kind of lorry. Needless to say, he has my vote.

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  • James Powers 1 year ago

    That commercial is hilarious. Not Steven Colbert.

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  • Corvus Dove 1 year ago

    As a Tennessee native, I’m offended. Everyone knows we prefer our guitars to have an extended clip and three shot bursts.

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  • A.C. A. 1 year ago

    How can a black man change a republican politician’s views on abortion?

    Get his wife pregnant

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  • AthgowlA 1 year ago

    That whole retoric of ‘a big fighter’? We had that for over 4 years. Turned out it was a toddler that was constantly whining and hasn’t stopped whining.

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  • Kevin Christopher Riemers 1 year ago

    I wish Stephen cover some real issues, like the border crises, cancel woke culture, the BLM riots and corruption, court packing, Biden hardly appearing in public. It’s not always about jokes buddy.

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  • Kimberly Allen 1 year ago

    The man’s got 8 kids. He needs a job.

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  • Centerboarder 1 year ago

    It’s official. The GOP is dead. They’re just too stupid to lay down.

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  • Bernes McBernes 1 year ago

    Dan should do Florida next lol. It would be hilarious to see him raging about “commies” while wrestling a cgi gator.

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  • Melissa Holder 1 year ago

    So embarrassing. Texas is not a place to be proud of anymore. As a Texan, I’m ashamed.

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  • Hoopdy 1 year ago

    I wrote a book with a nation of pirate colonies that decide their politicians by having the candidates all fight each other until there’s one left.

    Yet *that* is somehow more believable than current U.S. politics.

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  • alexis2kool 1 year ago

    Wait, so are they Socialists or Communists?

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  • M R 1 year ago

    I don’t even want to know how you would get “penis splinters”.

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  • john lyon 1 year ago

    Big Dan has a body double… and a head like a bowling ball.

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  • Kevin Ray 1 year ago

    Mr Davis deserves all the votes. If you don’t vote for him then you hate ‘merica *and* America. And london. Also England.

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  • Micah Hawkins 1 year ago

    Cowboy Dan’s a major player in the cowboy scene..

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  • CesarConH 1 year ago

    This channel never disappoints.

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  • Klayton Peterson 1 year ago

    Dan…Dan…Dan…the B.S…. Man!!!… lol

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  • Duncan Elliott 1 year ago

    Stephen should invite Men of the West on his show and geek out about the history of Middle-Earth

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  • cparks1000000 1 year ago

    Poor bull. :’-{

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  • Vita Korp3n 1 year ago

    Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, oh hey he has “Johnathan Davis loves Detroit” pins! Consider me sold

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  • MatchstalkMan 1 year ago

    “Lifts and loos in every lorry.” LOL
    I just can’t work out if it’s “Rides and johns in every truck.” or “Elevators and johns in every truck.”

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  • Synathidy 1 year ago

    2:46: Oh my gosh the plan to show the family seriously backfired. They all look like they’re holding in dark secrets, LOL,
    ESPECIALLY the little girl on the right. She knows some sh*t.

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  • Youri Khan 1 year ago

    Are there really idiots voting for people in that kind of ads?

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  • J T 1 year ago

    “she was sleeping in the bath… under my harpoon…” Nancy Pelosi must have crept in there! Damn communists !

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  • J T 1 year ago

    How become having actor’s skills is the only true necessary skill for becoming a successful politician… ?

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  • CGCEifel 1 year ago

    How is it possible that people would really vote genuine cartoon characters like that into any office. It is ridiculous.

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  • Arthatama Yusuf 1 year ago

    this is like the start of the movie ‘idiocracy’, when people starting to recruit idiots to represent them. next, the election and policy will be determined with caged match

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  • Mario Fernandez 1 year ago

    Big Dan is a phony. A big fat phony. Watch Family Guy. Sundays on Fox.

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  • Arthatama Yusuf 1 year ago

    look at cowboy dan’s face. it looked like it hurts him when he thinks.

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  • THOR KILL 1 year ago

    I hate fake wrestlers

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  • Cathy 1 year ago

    Girls are already unsafe in schools and sports – has that jerk ever heard of Larry Nassar, Jeffrey Epstein?

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  • Jeff Martin 1 year ago

    “I have no convictions” sounds about right for politics

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  • Rui Alexandre 1 year ago

    Give Jonathan an oscar! Fish & Chips!

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  • TheDarkWatch 1 year ago

    Im from Nevada, and I clicked on this video cause I thought I recognized the guy I voted against in the thumbnail. So, he jumped state to take another shot at it, eh? I dont know anything about the district hes running in but Texas, believe me when I say dont vote for him. Hes beyond just fake.

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  • reach communications 1 year ago

    da phuq! lolol

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  • Acidmardigras 1 year ago

    Colbert losing his network money. Embodiment if a failure.

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  • Acidmardigras 1 year ago

    Pathetic Stevie. Actually every thing Dan said was true. Nice giving Dan the publicity Colbert. God u are such a loser.

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  • Herowebcomics 1 year ago

    Man!
    This guy has some issues!
    But he IS right about child indoctrination!
    We have to watch out for that!

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  • Marco Tonino 1 year ago

    Fish and chips to you too, good sir.

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  • Taryn Rosewater 1 year ago

    I smell a nazi

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  • Phil Garza 1 year ago

    How many idiots will be stupid enough to vote for this bad actor?

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  • Willy Win 1 year ago

    Well people have sen the fake Biden make a 40 plus year career out of being fake, from fake college grades to fake speeches plagiarized from others to fake promises – got your $2000 yet, no, neither has any other American.

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  • Mook Mook 1 year ago

    Yep cowboy Dan has all the ingredients the GOP need.

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  • Alec Y Not. 1 year ago

    I wonder what the average IQ is of the republican party? You only need one hand to count it on!!!!

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  • Welcome Welcome 1 year ago

    That guy on the bull looks disgusting.

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  • Kiriu Xeosa 1 year ago

    What?! A politician that lies?! NO! IT’S NOT TRUE! THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE!

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  • Cameron Meyferth 1 year ago

    The sad thing is that Texans are the exact kinds people who would be tricked into voting for a person pretending to be a Texan.

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  • Steven Joseph 1 year ago

    LOL “big” Dan is freaking hilarious. What an asshat.

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  • Arthur Morgan 1 year ago

    Why did he step on ted cruz?

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  • Marti Waterman 1 year ago

    Republicans use communist, socialist and democratic socialist interchangeably.

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  • D. 1 year ago

    When you have no real policy proposals, and everything you’re selling is based on lies and paranoia, simply resort to subtle threats of violence against Nancy Pelosi. Blatant chauvinism and approval of violence against women really is a GOP cornerstone. Family Values. 🤢

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  • druid139 1 year ago

    “Lifts and Loos in every Lorry” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    I’m dying 🤣🤣

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  • D. 1 year ago

    ” They want to shut down our churches” is one of the most offensive lies they are peddling.

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  • Darthvegan 1 year ago

    That zoomed in bull riding scene was way too funny.

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  • Ec Brown 1 year ago

    Vote for Sir James!

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  • Naomi Lu 1 year ago

    I looked up a bunch of the senators. A surprising few are representing the states they were born in. Did Kentucky not have anyone worthy of sending to Washington, so they had to glom onto McConnell, who was born in Alabama? THANK GOD Ted Cruz was born in Canada, so he can’t be president! Ron Johnson was born in Minnesota, a “rival state” to Wisconsin, where he somehow wrangled Russ Feingold’s Senatorial seat away from him (by hook or by crook). Do people not pay attention to the backplot?

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  • Guy Funtyme 1 year ago

    Many Texans are actually that stupid so… watch out.

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  • Alex Blanchard 1 year ago

    Did they start off with the robot chicken theme? Lol

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  • D Geetar 1 year ago

    He’ll probably be elected by a majority.

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  • Prado-LP 1 year ago

    Such bs reasons LOL

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  • DGO DRUMMER 1 year ago

    ah stuck in the ’80’s action movie realm!

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  • Austin Houde 1 year ago

    MTG is funny when she has a southern accent.

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  • Austin Houde 1 year ago

    The Bush family was from Connecticut.

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  • Pete Chmielowiec 1 year ago

    I WANT that sweater!

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  • Lardzor 1 year ago

    When they show ‘Big Dan’ getting on the bull, and at the end walking to the camera, he has a glove only on his right hand. The person actually riding the bull has a glove only on their LEFT hand.

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  • Thomas83KO 1 year ago

    That’s a joke he is a parody, isn’t he?

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  • Mick Shrimpton 1 year ago

    40 years ago Republicans intentionally appealed to elitists… Now the GOP intentionally targets and appeals to the lowest common denominator… Its easier to get $1 from a million people than it is to get $1,000,000 from one person.

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  • TheFavorista 1 year ago

    One of the oldest rodeos in the country is in Salem County. Not too keen on (re)claiming anyone like Cowboy Dan for New Jersey, though.

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  • Patrick Bembry 1 year ago

    Now I want a guitar gun.

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  • Daniel Foster 1 year ago

    I miss Strangers With Candy

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  • Singyee Lee 1 year ago

    i wanna vote for john davis!

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  • Sjn 1 year ago

    Is this not the fella from Anchorman?

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  • Caitlin Marshwous 1 year ago

    Does anyone else hate the message but love the flair for the delivery?

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  • Chesthair Ascot 1 year ago

    …. can you make five of those guitar shotguns and make a bit about a mariachi band shooting trap (flying clay pigeon targets)? This played out really well in my head, so I’m 100% sure it will translate to real-life.

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  • Sinton Nison 1 year ago

    2:48 nice family ………………

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  • Marine 1775 1 year ago

    I’m for Davis of NY.
    🤣

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  • Kimberely Davis 1 year ago

    That was absolutely delightful!

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  • Michel Fortier 1 year ago

    Just what we need, another Texan full of ****….and I’m from Texas. Like the government is responsible for higher gas prices; what a moron, DC hasn’t raised the gas tax in over 19 years though they should have. The rest is such crap pandering to the truly idiotic fools out there allowed to vote. The Communists in DC want to shut down our churches. Can he expand on that?

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  • Sam Samuels 1 year ago

    Cowboy Dan needs a checkup from the neck up.

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  • shaggsm3ls1 1 year ago

    I currently live in TX and its really sad to see that the only pride texans have is in texas being a big state, and that everything in texas, including the people, are bigger

    From the time that I’ve spent here I’ve come to see that “texan pride” is another way of saying “borderline mental disability”

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  • Nick Wallette 1 year ago

    When I wonder how almost half the country bought into this far-right nonsense for the last half a dozen years, then I see this guy’s family photo (👫👨‍👨‍👧‍👧🙍) and compare it to mine (👫)….

    Ohhhhhhh…

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  • Christopher Noia 1 year ago

    Modest mouse saw this guy coming more than 20 years go!

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  • Jack Lefebvre 1 year ago

    How do you get the nickname “Cowboy” when everything about you screams “dick”?

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  • Brenda Johnston 1 year ago

    I would like to know who was actually riding the bull – if it was him we would have seen his face during the ride. But out of the shoot there was no visual on the rider’s face. What a faker. Oh, that’s right I forgot about his wrestling career.

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  • Stoop_Kid 1 year ago

    They’ll vote for him anyway, they reelected Ted Cruz… there should be some be qualifications to be an elected official. Maybe a test, requiring them to understand what Communism really is? Or how to articulate their plans for their district (or their area).
    Who cares what Nancy Pelosi is doing in Washington, what are you going to do for the 6th district?

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  • Rafa Sarks 1 year ago

    Wtf.

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  • Rafa Sarks 1 year ago

    America’s future lol.

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  • Jasmin-Bergamotte Rondelliou 1 year ago

    This guys has the subtety of a crowbar that ate ate a cocaine muffin for breakfast

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  • Geo Bo 1 year ago

    Notice how when the fraud and liar Cowboy Dan supposedly road the bull, the rider’s face was never shown. And then when he was supposedly walking away from where the actual rider was thrown from the bull, his clothes and hat were perfectly clean. Another Republican, Another Liar.

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  • matthew van den berg 1 year ago

    Couldn’t use the real wife in his ad as she had a black eye.

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  • The Impecable Bathing Primate 1 year ago

    Wait, aren’t commies the red ones?

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  • M. Milo 1 year ago

    The fact that I thought that your parody ad was real says enough.

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  • DrVinylScratch 1 year ago

    Big Dan’s ad sounds like he is still living in the 60’s

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  • Michael Case 1 year ago

    Good looking family. Wonder if he rented them?

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  • Random Name 1 year ago

    Hilarious. There is a former bodybuilder who calls himself “Big Dan” and is a compulsive liar who would claim that he had invented or come up with literally anything and everything that you ever mentioned or discussed. His fake deep manly voice reminded me of the Texas version of this Dan.

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  • Çommenter Person 1 year ago

    Reminds me of “Joe Lieberman” the shameless flip-flopper — jumping to Washington Statea at some point.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Lieberman

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  • Gator Dragon 1 year ago

    Big Dan’s interest in girls is freaking me out.

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  • Çommenter Person 1 year ago

    Reminds me of Joe Lieberman.
    The notorious flip flopper — shamelessly jumping to Washington State (at some random point).

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Lieberman

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  • oldcrows40 1 year ago

    But is he a major player in the cowboy scene?

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  • Liveinsydney 1 year ago

    American politics. Smoke and mirrors! Just like their gun laws.

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  • - Beeman 1 year ago

    They should have had him somewhere in Canada. He would have joked aboot their accent, and how they finish every sentence with “eh?”. Then he would apologize for the jokes he made.

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  • A. Simon 1 year ago

    How degenerated and dumb can one be?

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  • J. D. 1 year ago

    That “Jonathan Davis for Vermont” campaign logo looks a tad bit Canadian to me…☺️🇨🇦

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  • Nicholas Clark 1 year ago

    Well, Cowboy Dan’s a major player in the cowboy scene
    He goes to the reservation drinks and gets mean
    He’s gonna start a war
    He hops in his pickup puts the pedal to the floor
    And says “I got mine but I want more”

    Well, Cowboy Dan’s a major player in the cowboy scene
    He goes to the reservation drinks and gets mean
    He drove the desert, fired his rifle in the sky
    And says, “God if I have to die you will have to die”
    Well, Cowboy Dan’s a major player in the cowboy scene
    He goes the the reservation drinks and gets mean
    I didn’t move to the city, the city moved to me

    And I want out desperately
    Can’t do it, not even if sober
    Can’t get that engine turned over
    Standing in the tall grass
    Thinking nothing
    You know we need oxygen to breath

    Whenever you are walking you’re just moving the ground
    Whenever you are talking you’re just moving your mouth
    Where ever you look you’re just looking down
    Well, Cowboy Dan’s a major player in the cowboy scene
    He goes to the reservation drinks and gets mean

    He’s gonna start a war
    He hops in his pickup puts the pedal to the floor
    And says “I got mine but I want more”
    Well, Cowboy Dan’s a major player in the cowboy scene
    He goes to the reservation drinks and gets mean
    He drove the desert, fired his rifle in the sky
    And says, “God if I have to die you will have to die”
    Well, Cowboy Dan’s a major player in the cowboy scene
    He goes the the reservation drinks and gets mean
    I didn’t move to the city, the city moved to me

    And I want out desperately
    Can’t do it, not even if sober
    Can’t get that engine turned over

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  • Nancy Ingram 1 year ago

    What a bunch of “wannabe BS”!! Sickening. If you believe these guys that want to get into politics, I have a bridge.

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  • Artie Jackson 1 year ago

    The bull may be Nancy Pelosi, but the bull-s**t is Dan Rodimer.

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  • Nicole Marie 1 year ago

    Wait . . . The big Dan Rhodimer ad was real!?! 😂

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  • Eric Klaus 1 year ago

    That would be like Colbert being a comedian

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  • Craig Johnson 1 year ago

    Haha the only thing this does is showing Texas is living the stereotypes.

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  • ReijiMoritsugu 1 year ago

    How is Dan even qualified for governor again?

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  • Judy Cleare. melts my heart 1 year ago

    Great job Stephen Colbert that guy that supposedly running from Texas he don’t even have his history right neither does Texas they teach the kids that the Mexicans were the Invaders and the the people who fought at the Alamo for were from Tennessee and everywhere else they forget that they had land grants here for I don’t know how many hundreds of years before it any white people showed up that’s why Texas is still 38th at the bottom for education it wasn’t just a few years ago they were 48th according to Google

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  • Danny 1 year ago

    How can a society function when there are people so incredibly illiterate that they think Nancy Pelosi is even on the left let alone a socialist?

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  • Ryan Catt 1 year ago

    Big Dan fell down an ugly tree and hit every branch 😂

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  • SkippingRhyme 1 year ago

    Wtfff was that Intro LMAO

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  • Jazmin W 1 year ago

    Big Dan is scary

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  • Tim Golden 1 year ago

    Do you really want to elect this guy into office…Matt Gaezt will be buying … from him

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  • Amy Hogarten 1 year ago

    #CowboyCarpetbagger

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  • Zachary Clossin 1 year ago

    A lift and a loo in every lorry would be insane!

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  • iLikeTigerz101 1 year ago

    And this is why Texas will NEVER go blue. Bull riders, big truckers, guns, and Ted Cruz are main reasons why TX stinks, like the bull poop he stepped on! 👎

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  • Sarah Ruffing 1 year ago

    Who else learned from this spot that Amanda Seyfried’s parents are Diane Keaton & Michelle Pfeiffer? Anyone?

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  • Jorvie Last 1 year ago

    Its funny that while riding the bull you don’t see his face….Fake muscles, fake cowboy and now fake politician hahaha ..Pelosi will eat this clown alive

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  • Bud Moore 1 year ago

    “Commies” in DC… What rock did this intellectual giant crawl out from under? Is this what the ReTrumpliKKKan party has become? From cancelled reality TV hosts as president and now “Professional Wrestlers” running for Congress? Then again the same constituents that voted for Trump also believe QAnon conspiracies so what’s next? Your guess is as good as mine at this point… 🤯

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  • Marcos 1 year ago

    And you guys complain about FL?????

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  • cosgallax 1 year ago

    “While the toilet swills my spoo”. You’re welcome, we have the same paternal haplotype!

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