Don’t believe everything you see and hear in ads from political candidates this year. #Colbert #Comedy #CowboyDan
Don’t believe everything you see and hear in ads from political candidates this year. #Colbert #Comedy #CowboyDan
Colbert just gave Dan’s opponent some nice debate material.
ReplyCome on Dan just put your white hood on and get it over with
Replyfish n chips
ReplyI’m still confused…The Cowboy Dan ad HAS to be parody…right?!
ReplyHe sure did step in it!
ReplyThe only thing you need to know about running for political office today is that the 9th Fast and Furious movie is coming out. That’s 9 Fast and Furious movies being made. Don’t try and act smart, just appeal to idiots.
ReplyIt’s a little amusing to see a grown man pretend to do a thing that would not have impressed me if he had actually done that thing.
ReplyIn order to win in Texas, all you have to do is claim you opponent is
1. A commie
2. Nancy Pelosi
Or, you can run as a sentient AR15 in a cowboy hat.
ReplyThat cowboys voice sounds like hes on the edge of having an aneurysm
ReplyExcellent!!
ReplyFact-check: Bulls are male animals and never called female names. Never trust a convicted homeschooled Texan street fighter.
ReplyThis shows that Reptillians think that all their potential supports are morons and bigots!
ReplyWas that the cathing cowboy from last week tonight?
ReplyCowboy Dan is one of the few people that can make Larry the Cable guy look authentic.
ReplyWith that ad, that explains everything wrong with America. Wow stupid. Good luck America. You going to need it.
ReplyI don’t believe he was actually on that bull. I think Nancy kicked his beefy ass.
ReplyHey, my hemp pillow from the Phish concert it tatty and not doing the job it is meant to do….or did I get it at String Cheese?
ReplyStephen, why is Big Dan like Matt Gaetz and all their GOP men in Washington are so focused on taking care of our daughters, that filthy majority!
ReplyI was looking at the bulls eyebrows…in that skit the statue in the back looks like a dolphin body slamming a child.
ReplyHow does this freak have 8m subs?
ReplyPlease support my candidacy in Tennessee, Vermont, NY, Wyoming, Alaska, Maine and England. Thank you, John Davis…
ReplyCowboy Dan is a criminal. He ran here in Nevada and LOST. If they elect him they will be in for a real rodeo ride. He nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyYes, unsafe sports for girls, they should ban “All girls Rollerball” intramural
ReplyWTF is this idiot talking about socialism or communism in America? When trump as a russian tool and puppet is the one who is kissing putins rings ,and that makes him a communist ass kisser .
ReplyLol does this crap actually work on some people ,I’m in Ireland and this is hilarious and he wouldn’t be taken seriously here
ReplyThey enjoy playing the Robot Chicken theme song on this show
Replydid dan just admit that he wants to ride Pelosi?
ReplyGotta stick to bull…shit
ReplyThese people lie promote those lies wonder why America is so fucked up. The amount of trans in America .6% but they gotta make small populations scary.
ReplyI like John. Does he have a Dutch version? Jan Davids?
ReplyWe should give texas back to Mexico
ReplyThis New Jerseyite running in Texas reminds me of that _Young Sheldon_ episode where Sheldon wins the election for class president by exposing the opponent as a Yankee.
Replyboth sides and both parties have been infiltrated by predators who promote INSANE issues and ridiculous positions. allowing males to compete in female sports and claiming illegal immigrants have legal rights is just as insane as refusing to ban assault weapons and refusing to tax rich people and their corporations. and these are just 4 examples of the utter INSANITY both sides have embraced over last 40 years.
ReplyAND BOTH sides embrace and promote the corporate police-state! both sides now reject science, common sense, logic and common decency while eagerly embracing their own slavery to debilitating, overpriced and intrusive technology. as far as i’m concerned – YOU’RE ALL NUTZ!
So fake. Look his knees, dirty when on the bull and clean afterwards. Another lying politician wannabe.
Reply“Ok, you can pull out Jim…wow, that was a monster”
ReplyI’m starting to think that every political ads should have a factual bio running after the endorsement at the end.
ReplyNo commies but WAAAAY to many Republinazis.
ReplyMitt Romney was the Governor of Massachusetts and now the Senator of Utah. There is nothing illegal or unethical. Voters just need to be mindful of the things politicians tell them and the things politicians don’t tell them.
ReplyTook me a few seconds to realize Smilin’ Johnny Davis wasn’t a real politician.
ReplyAwesome.
Reply“You can pull out, Jim.” Colbert- 2021
ReplyYeah, Nacy Pelosi… The most centrist, corporate Democrat in the Party is a communist, or socialist because apparently there isn’t a difference in Texas, or Nevada, or New Jersey… Whichever… SMH
ReplyWow. Dan Get’s Around! But he does have that Texas Blowhard Down Pat.
ReplyDan or Ted Cruz. The Assortment of B.S. spewing republicans in Texas is Abundant!
This dudes a joke
ReplyThank you so much for carrying me and my wife through this pandemic! You’re the best.
ReplyTrump has emboldened conmen everywhere. We in the southern US have “SUCKERS!” written all over us. It’s like sharks to chowder down here.
ReplyIn Norway we have a saying, “Det er helt Texas”, “It’s completely Texas”.
ReplyEven the kids know it. Now I know why. Hahahahaha
God I hate Texas (as a Texan native).
Replyof course he has 400 kids
ReplyI had to Google him, because wasn’t familiar with his wrestling career. Yeah, nothing to write home about. Oh, according to his Wikipedia, he did sign a developmental contract with WWE, but closest he got to being on WWE TV was 1 match on Heat, which for non wrestling fans, that’s like their C Show. About as far from a WrestleMania match as you can get in the company. So, that, and no other work in any other wrestling company, not a career to be proud of.
ReplyYeah the commies. Always the commies. rofl
ReplyGreetings from Europe. I rly hope he’s not serious. If he is I truthfully feel sorry for any American that actually believes this utter BS. This stuff can’t be made up. Outstanding. ROFL.
Sweet Jewish Santa clause. >_> Texas has problems.
ReplyThis is one of the best Late Show skits – you have to make Dan the Cowboy a regular with Tuck Buckford! LOL.. (-: (-:
ReplyRodimer’s stage name should be Big Dan the Poser. I want to see the poser actually perform in a real rodeo. Perfect metaphor for jingoist Republicans.
Reply#LoVermont
Replywait so the ad was a parody of republicans right?
ReplyFish and chips!
ReplyI don’t understand this skit, the constitutions says:
ReplyNo Person shall be a Representative who shall not have attained to the Age of twenty five Years, and been seven Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State in which he shall be chosen.
So he’s just doing what every congress person ever has done.
Wow, I would like to see how these right wing loonies would react to an ACTUAL communist.
ReplyA bullshitting bull rider. Just what Texas deserves.
ReplyJohn Davis is brilliant.
ReplyBig Dan is full of B.S. THis guy is missing a chromosome. Did he rent that family and what were they doing while he was at the club.
Reply2:10 Last I checked, it was Republicans who want to destroy history, by pretending that the CSA wasn’t made up of traitors, that were fighting to keep slavery.
ReplyChrist! Late night entertainment is a propaganda shit show! Fuck this garbage, entertain me!
ReplyJesus – could he make his family more white…
ReplyThis is the story??? So what, don’t vote for these types of people.
ReplyTexas, the new Florida!
ReplyNo offense, but this reminds me of when you’d have Toby Keith on The Colbert Report and me wondering if he was aware that your character was satire.
Replybest hahahahahahahaha
ReplyFishin’ for chowdah is a very funny line. I’m from Maine.
ReplyIs this real?
ReplyWait…that wasn’t SNL???
ReplyProbably not the first time Jim’s heard that…
ReplyOmg thats the most tacky ad iv ever seen. Hilarious… but not one to make me vote for u
ReplyRemember when colbert was a comedian. When did he turn into a hatemonger. Lets get him off the air. Weve had enough hate. Its up to us.
ReplyHow nasty can the Nazi American get?…You ain’t see nothing yet…2024…Make America Great Again…Greeting from Israel…
ReplyBig bunch of BS is all I get out of big dan the poo rider.
ReplyDo u work for cbs or the Democratic Party now directly
Replywhy are politicians able to openly lie like retards?
ReplyWeird flashback to a road trip with my brother when I was a kid listening to Cowboy Dan by Modest Mouse. Thanks for the memories.
ReplyAs a Texan, I’d vote for the bull before I’d vote for that jackass.
ReplyWow these people exist , only republiKKKans believe this BS wow I thought as Americans we where in a much better place but mentally but dam we screwed kys 72 million people think like this
ReplyI live in California and I AM MORE REPUBLICAN than EVERY single republican in office today!!
ReplyBullshitte@ again.
ReplyWho’s the actor? Good job!
ReplyDude is going to get elected for sure. Love it.
ReplyI think the best description of that ad would be “so meta”.
Replyclassic republicans… they cry rapture to the tune of the brawndo commercials… from a movie…
ReplyThe Commies infiltrated the Town Theatre. With a Symphony. Lol
ReplyLike many “Texans” he is a caricature and a fake
ReplyYeah! Making our daughters unsafe in sports by doing genital inspections! Oh wait, is that not what we’re talking about?
ReplyTo be Specific, The Night Club WAS The Blue Oyster. Somewhere in La La Land.
ReplyI live in Arizona, and all these fake cowboys just looooooovvvvve to behave like they spend lots of time out on the range rounding up cattle, and they love their guns, and like to practice their quick draw so that they’re always ready for the shootout on main street.
ReplyShip the republicans to planet Mars, then nuke them from orbit.It’s the American way.
ReplyIt’s the only way and you know it…
ReplyAt least it worked on most predators…
ReplyThis is why we need to pass the Voting Rights Act and vote EVERY republican out of office, because he’s not the exception, he’s the rule.
ReplyOmg so sick
ReplyThese republican knee-jerks WANT to be seen as a cardboard cutout caricature.
ReplyI hope Texans ain’t that dumb
ReplyOnly a fool would think a corporatist neoliberal like Nancy Pelosi is a socialist.
ReplyWell played. ‘Nuff said.
Reply*Politicians shouldn’t be eligible for any sort of political platform unless they have a degree in Political Science. If you think a celebrity would make a good leader I want whatever it is you’re smoking!*
ReplyCowboy Dan is just hilarious because there is that many folks who think he has a real point. Lmao.
ReplyBilly the Kid is walking to power, please give him, just a little Brain, his head apparently empty of all!
ReplyAnother one is THE BIGGEST FAKE ….
ReplyQuid pro quo Sleepy Joe…
Hilarious!!!!!
ReplyThey should have done one where he was running for office in Russia, but he’s just dead in a cell.
ReplyStill screaming Trump’s b.s.
ReplyAh yes the traditional Maine upbringing: being hunted by Pennywise
Replysteroids are a hell of a drug
ReplyHe can’t count either!!!
ReplyHe can say in America, whatever he want, as it is not harmful to anyone.
ReplyParticularly important for all of us unlike you Steve, is to PRONOUNCE the fallacies of each and every perpetrator of politician or a wanna be.
The Mets shirt and Yankees hat combo made me laugh.
ReplyIf anything, Texans should be pissed about this. We all know they wont be. But they should be. What these adds are saying is that Texans are so stupid and gullible that all you have to do is be a white male, slap on a cowboy hat and some boots and speak ” texan”. Do that and they will fall for anything you say without question. Unfortunately I live in texas and I can promise you that’s exactly what’ll happen. Sad.
ReplyColbert is a fake comedian.
ReplyRepublicans are just a bunch of idiots and liars
ReplyThis is the level of stupidity the GOP knows their voters will follow
ReplyI predict Cowboy Dan will run in all 50 states changing his persona. He’ll be a beach boy in Cali, Hawaiian warrior native, spice smuggler ancestors in LA.
ReplyYou can’t see his face when he is on the bull-kinda looks like he used a stunt double-definitely in the trump mould.
ReplyWhere did they dig this up from. XXX
ReplyThis has got to be one of my favorites so far…and I’ve watched an awful lot of them.
ReplyIm gonna vote for anyone that says they are gonna screw with pelosi and the communist libtards you guys have become. You all have become socialist communists and dont even realize it. Thanks colbert
ReplyAll hat and no cattle, as the saying goes.
ReplyMust be embarrassing treading in your own vomit…
ReplyYou know the dumb as a rock conservatives in the district will go all in and support him.
ReplyAnother resent Texas house race featured Ronnie Jackson ,who had barely moved to his district a year prior to running and beat out a guy that had grew up and worked in the the district. The difference was Jackson shoveled more MAGA BS.
I’m quite frankly disappointed that he didn’t use the other buzzwords like fascism, socialism aaaaand Marxism. I mean, just communism? That’s how communists talk!
ReplyAll the communists in DC are republicans directly employed by Vladimir Putin.
ReplyI’m surprised by these because politicians are lying most of the time.
ReplyThat was absolutely brilliant! I laughed so hard!
ReplyJohnny da Shahk! LOVE IT!
ReplyWell… I need to ask my boyfriend why he is running for office everywhere.
ReplyConsidering Texas, he might actually win. Democrats NEED to get more aggressive against these lunatics. After 1/6, this ad is like AQ attacking the US on 911 then saying again they will attack again. We need more aggressive Democrats who promise to beat the crap out of Marjorie Green and Mitch McConnell.
Replyone ‘real moment’ tru dat shit’e !!!
ReplyWELL
Replycowboy dan’s a major player in the cowboy scene
he goes to the reservation, drinks and gets mean he’s
he’s gonna start a war! he’s gonna start a war!
What …….. the……… hell
ReplyBest Late show skit Ive ever seen!! That was awesome> <3
ReplyNone of those 3 things are even remotely dirtiest.
ReplyFake AF. Cowboy Dan: Clean jeans after ride. Actual rider: Dirt stains on knees during ride. Giveaway: Shot from the neck down. Cowboy Dan obviously only spews bull, doesn’t ride ’em.
ReplyLost in Nevada so he’s tryin’ for Texas now….jeezuz
ReplyThanks for displaying this. All of the republicans are the same. Lying ass hoes trying to improperly influence others to their detriment
ReplyIf anyone’s wondering why the rest of the world openly mocks the US, wonder no longer
Replyha-ha lifts and loos in every lorry.
ReplyI think its time Republican Politicians start doing stand up comedy.
ReplyDisaster after Disaster!
ReplySo if Texas has “big problems” aren’t the Republicans to blame considering they’ve been in charge for the last 3 decades?
ReplyCowboy Dan is the perfect Republican: a criminal liar :’D
ReplyOne more idiot!
ReplyListen people like Dan you can measure the ignorance of the South.
ReplyDa fuq Communist is this dummy speakin of?
Replyi love it!!!!!!!!!! go texas
Replywait isn’t there a require to be state resident for some period of time before you run for office in that state
ReplyYou don’t think they never showed cowboy Dan’s face because it wasn’t him on the bull? Would cowboy Dan pull such BS, well he did step into it and he’s a republican…
ReplyHilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyConservatives are such easy marks for grifters and carpetbaggers
Replysomehow he seems like a viable Republican Presidential candidate
ReplyDid he steal that accent from Dean Winchester?
ReplyTHIS is what passes for intellect in the Land Of the Free To Shoot You In The back If Black.
ReplyTHIS is the best that Yankee Poodle Nancies have to offer.
THIS is why AmeriKKKa is such a sh*thole!
Republicans only win by cheating and lying. Ever.
ReplyLet me guess. He’s a Republican…
ReplyLike mom said I DIDN’T KNOW THEY COULD STACK SHIT THAT HIGH
Reminds me of Bo Burnham’s Country song.
ReplyWe need to re-release Idiocrocy with cuts from real modern political campaigns in the explanation of how we got there.
ReplyDoes this imposter not realize it is the corrupt GOP that want to raise the gas tax and incorporate a tax on mileage instead of raising corporate taxes to fund infrastructure. Just more helping the rich hoard more wealth at the expense of everyone else. They are greedy, corrupt, and soulless!!
ReplyI speak just enough British to be concerned about the logistics of installing lifts and loos in any kind of lorry. Needless to say, he has my vote.
ReplyThat commercial is hilarious. Not Steven Colbert.
ReplyAs a Tennessee native, I’m offended. Everyone knows we prefer our guitars to have an extended clip and three shot bursts.
ReplyHow can a black man change a republican politician’s views on abortion?
Get his wife pregnant
ReplyThat whole retoric of ‘a big fighter’? We had that for over 4 years. Turned out it was a toddler that was constantly whining and hasn’t stopped whining.
ReplyI wish Stephen cover some real issues, like the border crises, cancel woke culture, the BLM riots and corruption, court packing, Biden hardly appearing in public. It’s not always about jokes buddy.
ReplyThe man’s got 8 kids. He needs a job.
ReplyDan should do Florida next lol. It would be hilarious to see him raging about “commies” while wrestling a cgi gator.
ReplySo embarrassing. Texas is not a place to be proud of anymore. As a Texan, I’m ashamed.
ReplyI wrote a book with a nation of pirate colonies that decide their politicians by having the candidates all fight each other until there’s one left.
Yet *that* is somehow more believable than current U.S. politics.
ReplyWait, so are they Socialists or Communists?
ReplyI don’t even want to know how you would get “penis splinters”.
ReplyBig Dan has a body double… and a head like a bowling ball.
ReplyMr Davis deserves all the votes. If you don’t vote for him then you hate ‘merica *and* America. And london. Also England.
ReplyCowboy Dan’s a major player in the cowboy scene..
ReplyThis channel never disappoints.
ReplyDan…Dan…Dan…the B.S…. Man!!!… lol
ReplyStephen should invite Men of the West on his show and geek out about the history of Middle-Earth
ReplyPoor bull. :’-{
ReplyFool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, oh hey he has “Johnathan Davis loves Detroit” pins! Consider me sold
Reply2:46: Oh my gosh the plan to show the family seriously backfired. They all look like they’re holding in dark secrets, LOL,
ReplyESPECIALLY the little girl on the right. She knows some sh*t.
Are there really idiots voting for people in that kind of ads?
Reply“she was sleeping in the bath… under my harpoon…” Nancy Pelosi must have crept in there! Damn communists !
ReplyHow become having actor’s skills is the only true necessary skill for becoming a successful politician… ?
ReplyHow is it possible that people would really vote genuine cartoon characters like that into any office. It is ridiculous.
Replythis is like the start of the movie ‘idiocracy’, when people starting to recruit idiots to represent them. next, the election and policy will be determined with caged match
ReplyBig Dan is a phony. A big fat phony. Watch Family Guy. Sundays on Fox.
Replylook at cowboy dan’s face. it looked like it hurts him when he thinks.
ReplyI hate fake wrestlers
ReplyGirls are already unsafe in schools and sports – has that jerk ever heard of Larry Nassar, Jeffrey Epstein?
ReplyGive Jonathan an oscar! Fish & Chips!
ReplyIm from Nevada, and I clicked on this video cause I thought I recognized the guy I voted against in the thumbnail. So, he jumped state to take another shot at it, eh? I dont know anything about the district hes running in but Texas, believe me when I say dont vote for him. Hes beyond just fake.
Replyda phuq! lolol
ReplyColbert losing his network money. Embodiment if a failure.
ReplyPathetic Stevie. Actually every thing Dan said was true. Nice giving Dan the publicity Colbert. God u are such a loser.
ReplyMan!
ReplyThis guy has some issues!
But he IS right about child indoctrination!
We have to watch out for that!
Fish and chips to you too, good sir.
ReplyI smell a nazi
ReplyHow many idiots will be stupid enough to vote for this bad actor?
ReplyWell people have sen the fake Biden make a 40 plus year career out of being fake, from fake college grades to fake speeches plagiarized from others to fake promises – got your $2000 yet, no, neither has any other American.
ReplyYep cowboy Dan has all the ingredients the GOP need.
ReplyI wonder what the average IQ is of the republican party? You only need one hand to count it on!!!!
ReplyThat guy on the bull looks disgusting.
ReplyWhat?! A politician that lies?! NO! IT’S NOT TRUE! THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE!
ReplyThe sad thing is that Texans are the exact kinds people who would be tricked into voting for a person pretending to be a Texan.
ReplyLOL “big” Dan is freaking hilarious. What an asshat.
ReplyWhy did he step on ted cruz?
ReplyRepublicans use communist, socialist and democratic socialist interchangeably.
Reply” They want to shut down our churches” is one of the most offensive lies they are peddling.
ReplyThat zoomed in bull riding scene was way too funny.
ReplyVote for Sir James!
ReplyI looked up a bunch of the senators. A surprising few are representing the states they were born in. Did Kentucky not have anyone worthy of sending to Washington, so they had to glom onto McConnell, who was born in Alabama? THANK GOD Ted Cruz was born in Canada, so he can’t be president! Ron Johnson was born in Minnesota, a “rival state” to Wisconsin, where he somehow wrangled Russ Feingold’s Senatorial seat away from him (by hook or by crook). Do people not pay attention to the backplot?
ReplyMany Texans are actually that stupid so… watch out.
ReplyDid they start off with the robot chicken theme? Lol
ReplySuch bs reasons LOL
Replyah stuck in the ’80’s action movie realm!
ReplyMTG is funny when she has a southern accent.
ReplyThe Bush family was from Connecticut.
ReplyI WANT that sweater!
ReplyWhen they show ‘Big Dan’ getting on the bull, and at the end walking to the camera, he has a glove only on his right hand. The person actually riding the bull has a glove only on their LEFT hand.
ReplyThat’s a joke he is a parody, isn’t he?
Reply40 years ago Republicans intentionally appealed to elitists… Now the GOP intentionally targets and appeals to the lowest common denominator… Its easier to get $1 from a million people than it is to get $1,000,000 from one person.
ReplyOne of the oldest rodeos in the country is in Salem County. Not too keen on (re)claiming anyone like Cowboy Dan for New Jersey, though.
ReplyNow I want a guitar gun.
ReplyI miss Strangers With Candy
Replyi wanna vote for john davis!
ReplyIs this not the fella from Anchorman?
ReplyDoes anyone else hate the message but love the flair for the delivery?
Reply…. can you make five of those guitar shotguns and make a bit about a mariachi band shooting trap (flying clay pigeon targets)? This played out really well in my head, so I’m 100% sure it will translate to real-life.
Reply2:48 nice family ………………
ReplyThat was absolutely delightful!
ReplyJust what we need, another Texan full of ****….and I’m from Texas. Like the government is responsible for higher gas prices; what a moron, DC hasn’t raised the gas tax in over 19 years though they should have. The rest is such crap pandering to the truly idiotic fools out there allowed to vote. The Communists in DC want to shut down our churches. Can he expand on that?
ReplyCowboy Dan needs a checkup from the neck up.
ReplyI currently live in TX and its really sad to see that the only pride texans have is in texas being a big state, and that everything in texas, including the people, are bigger
From the time that I’ve spent here I’ve come to see that “texan pride” is another way of saying “borderline mental disability”
ReplyModest mouse saw this guy coming more than 20 years go!
ReplyHow do you get the nickname “Cowboy” when everything about you screams “dick”?
ReplyI would like to know who was actually riding the bull – if it was him we would have seen his face during the ride. But out of the shoot there was no visual on the rider’s face. What a faker. Oh, that’s right I forgot about his wrestling career.
ReplyThey’ll vote for him anyway, they reelected Ted Cruz… there should be some be qualifications to be an elected official. Maybe a test, requiring them to understand what Communism really is? Or how to articulate their plans for their district (or their area).
ReplyWho cares what Nancy Pelosi is doing in Washington, what are you going to do for the 6th district?
Wtf.
ReplyAmerica’s future lol.
ReplyThis guys has the subtety of a crowbar that ate ate a cocaine muffin for breakfast
ReplyNotice how when the fraud and liar Cowboy Dan supposedly road the bull, the rider’s face was never shown. And then when he was supposedly walking away from where the actual rider was thrown from the bull, his clothes and hat were perfectly clean. Another Republican, Another Liar.
ReplyCouldn’t use the real wife in his ad as she had a black eye.
ReplyWait, aren’t commies the red ones?
ReplyThe fact that I thought that your parody ad was real says enough.
ReplyGood looking family. Wonder if he rented them?
ReplyHilarious. There is a former bodybuilder who calls himself “Big Dan” and is a compulsive liar who would claim that he had invented or come up with literally anything and everything that you ever mentioned or discussed. His fake deep manly voice reminded me of the Texas version of this Dan.
ReplyBig Dan’s interest in girls is freaking me out.
ReplyBut is he a major player in the cowboy scene?
ReplyAmerican politics. Smoke and mirrors! Just like their gun laws.
ReplyThey should have had him somewhere in Canada. He would have joked aboot their accent, and how they finish every sentence with “eh?”. Then he would apologize for the jokes he made.
ReplyHow degenerated and dumb can one be?
ReplyWell, Cowboy Dan’s a major player in the cowboy scene
He goes to the reservation drinks and gets mean
He’s gonna start a war
He hops in his pickup puts the pedal to the floor
And says “I got mine but I want more”
Well, Cowboy Dan’s a major player in the cowboy scene
He goes to the reservation drinks and gets mean
He drove the desert, fired his rifle in the sky
And says, “God if I have to die you will have to die”
Well, Cowboy Dan’s a major player in the cowboy scene
He goes the the reservation drinks and gets mean
I didn’t move to the city, the city moved to me
And I want out desperately
Can’t do it, not even if sober
Can’t get that engine turned over
Standing in the tall grass
Thinking nothing
You know we need oxygen to breath
Whenever you are walking you’re just moving the ground
Whenever you are talking you’re just moving your mouth
Where ever you look you’re just looking down
Well, Cowboy Dan’s a major player in the cowboy scene
He goes to the reservation drinks and gets mean
He’s gonna start a war
He hops in his pickup puts the pedal to the floor
And says “I got mine but I want more”
Well, Cowboy Dan’s a major player in the cowboy scene
He goes to the reservation drinks and gets mean
He drove the desert, fired his rifle in the sky
And says, “God if I have to die you will have to die”
Well, Cowboy Dan’s a major player in the cowboy scene
He goes the the reservation drinks and gets mean
I didn’t move to the city, the city moved to me
And I want out desperately
ReplyCan’t do it, not even if sober
Can’t get that engine turned over
What a bunch of “wannabe BS”!! Sickening. If you believe these guys that want to get into politics, I have a bridge.
ReplyThe bull may be Nancy Pelosi, but the bull-s**t is Dan Rodimer.
ReplyThat would be like Colbert being a comedian
ReplyHaha the only thing this does is showing Texas is living the stereotypes.
ReplyHow is Dan even qualified for governor again?
ReplyGreat job Stephen Colbert that guy that supposedly running from Texas he don’t even have his history right neither does Texas they teach the kids that the Mexicans were the Invaders and the the people who fought at the Alamo for were from Tennessee and everywhere else they forget that they had land grants here for I don’t know how many hundreds of years before it any white people showed up that’s why Texas is still 38th at the bottom for education it wasn’t just a few years ago they were 48th according to Google
ReplyHow can a society function when there are people so incredibly illiterate that they think Nancy Pelosi is even on the left let alone a socialist?
ReplyWtfff was that Intro LMAO
ReplyBig Dan is scary
ReplyDo you really want to elect this guy into office…Matt Gaezt will be buying … from him
Reply#CowboyCarpetbagger
ReplyA lift and a loo in every lorry would be insane!
ReplyWho else learned from this spot that Amanda Seyfried’s parents are Diane Keaton & Michelle Pfeiffer? Anyone?
ReplyIts funny that while riding the bull you don’t see his face….Fake muscles, fake cowboy and now fake politician hahaha ..Pelosi will eat this clown alive
ReplyAnd you guys complain about FL?????
Reply