John Oliver explains why some people don’t want to get the Covid-19 vaccine and how they might be reassured. (Even you, Mike in Baltimore.)
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John Oliver explains why some people don’t want to get the Covid-19 vaccine and how they might be reassured. (Even you, Mike in Baltimore.)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA this is amazing. This show is the best.
ReplyVaccinations in Germany are going terribly slow. Not to mention, millions of people have to work everyday, wearing a mask 9 hours a day, but old people that could stay home are getting vaccinated. It makes no sense. The German government fail miserably.
ReplyI’m here looking for Mike, from Baltimore.
ReplyAlso John did not his research. He says the vaccine is 95% effective. This is semi true. The vaccine is 100% effective against severe/deadly covid. This counts for ALL vaccines(Pfizer/Johnson etc.) YOU CAN STILL GET COVID BUT ONLY GET THE MILD SYMPTOMS( NO hospitalization).
ReplyWhy is Tucker Carlson actively hurting people? Doesn’t he have a shred of a conscience?
ReplyI was hoping not to see Tucker Carlson’s face. But he’s always popping out some new nonsense. *(sigh)*
Reply22:05 best John Oliver joke in years
ReplyJohn Oliver is the Mr. Rogers we needed after we learned to tie our shoes
ReplyI was going to write a comment on how tucker Carlson is the stupidest ”journalist” ever but then you showed the Alex Jones clip
ReplyThat egg bit in the middle was a masterpiece. Weird, uncomfortable, and hilarious all at the same time. One of the funniest and most unexpected bits on this show in a while.
ReplyI wish both corona and the vaccines were more deadly. Not enough Americans are dying.
ReplyVaccine centers in my area are only offering slots between 8am and 5pm monday-friday. If you work in this time, you’re kinda effed.
ReplySorry dude, not gonna force my wife to get a vaccine if there was even a 1% chance she had a miscarriage. I don’t care. You cannot force people to get a rushed vaccine that has incredible negative short term side effects, and we haven’t even seen the long term impact. The fact the government and mainstream media outlets are pushing the “get this vaccine” is actually deterring people from getting them.
ReplyI love Vaccine Cicada!
ReplyHey Oliver.
Reply22:07 I was not expecting something that edgy lmao
ReplyNope, no vaccine for me!!
ReplyDemocrats are vaccinated, Repubs Aren’t, Unleash the mutant :*
ReplyI’ve lost some respect for you tonight…. It is 2:30am…. I was born in the 60’s I had my POLIO AND POX shots…
THOSE WERE NECESSARY!!!!…
This? This is a cold, a flu, ok? Get it?
A fkn flu….
I’m sick of reversing Darwin…
I’m tired of us spending so much money keeping the weakest %10 of the population alive,
I’m tired of retards BREEDING!!!!! WE USED TO KEEP THEM IN BASEMENTS AND ATTICS!!! NOT BREED THEM…
If your a weaker human being,
It is not only your duty,
It is your obligation to DIE.
To remove your weak genes from the collective population….
A population of people where the flu doesn’t kill you..
Regards,
Ssgt Monroe
USMC Retired
22 years in the infantry taught me that 1 weak Marine will get 20 good marines killed….
So,,, f ewe…
Let the weak die so the strong may survive
ReplyYeeees! I’m glad he’s back!
Reply‘If you took x and are experiencing x, x, and or x, you’re entitled to part of a multi billion dollar settlement’
Except with these vaccines, theres no way to sue if and when adverse side effects happen. This is America, no one wants to take something that could possibly have life changing consequences and the manufacturer can’t be held accountable.
Also, a vaccines far from a cure.
ReplyI’m not getting the vaccine
ReplyRemember when Alex Jones rambled about some bullshit and it was just the plot of the anime (The End of) Neon Genesis Evangelion?
Replygreatest soft jill in history…
ReplyThis is going to be a problem here in the EU, too. Because of my job I’m prioritised but way to many of my colleagues do not want to get the shot yet. Maybe giving back basic rights to immune people might change that, as it is currently discussed in our country.
Reply“to cut the time of bureaucracy” means that in order to speed up the approval for a vaccine, some exceptional pandemic conditions must occur …. and all of which have magically come true.
ReplyI’m progressive, and I am hesitant to take this vaccine. Maybe I like staying home and not fucking around with anti mask assholes. I’m not planning on being in public anytime soon. The only time I go out is to shop for household items and if someone told me to take off my mask, I would knock them the fuck out and not worry because I have a mask on. So theoretically, I should be okay.
ReplySorry, but hard-headed anti-vaxxers are just too stupid to reach…or said in John Oliver’s dialect, “STEE-YOO-PID…”
Reply“the worst thing to come out of a kennedys mouth that wasnt the back of their head” lmao
ReplyI dont have any friends, family, go to social events and I work alone. Once Wal-mart returns to 24 hours, Ill never have to come within 20 feet of another human again.
So Im fine just waiting until I just chance upon a walk-in single shot vaccination post somewhere. Scheduling and appointment is just too time consuming.
ReplyPlease discuss vaccine patent waiver john
ReplyWho approved Operation Warp Speed ???? C’mon SAY IT. SAY IT. SAY HIS NAME !!
Replypeople asked why it didn’t came fast enough, because they are rigorously tested before any public administration they passed that, now they’re saying the public is the Guinea pig… right…
ReplyThat cdc card is useless.
ReplyI am egg
ReplySometimes I wish some of the grand parents and parents of anti vaxxers refused the polio vaccine. This plague didn’t target enough horrible people.
ReplyI’ll be getting the vaccine when I can, but I caught Covid in February so I can’t until June. You have to wait at least 90 days after you stop showing symptoms. At least I have an excuse.
ReplyIt’s pretty funny that I’m watching this an hour before getting my second dose.
ReplyI’d like to see John Oliver have a conversation with tucker Carlson
ReplyDamn my boi I loved watching you but your a puppet too bruh I’m not a fan anymore
ReplyToo much blood clots.
Reply“There is no vaccine for stupid.”
ReplyI’ll Pass. thanks. wont be an experiment.
ReplyIs there a vaccine for sheer stupidity? America needs that.
ReplyWell, I get my second dose Friday.
Reply22:10. Too soon.
ReplyThat Kennedy joke had my eyes rolling out my head like the magic bullet from JFK’s stretcher.
ReplyAre the vaccines even FDA approved?
Reply1. The Kennedy joke was brutal… funny brutal.
Reply2. That senator’s message… wow, and people with brains voted for this man.
3. How did John get a cicada with him in the void which I now suspect is inside an egg?
4. I never wanted to be a guinea pig before. Now, I do.
Got my first shot a week ago, had a sore arm for 3 days (less than your average tetanus shot) maybe a hint of a headache and was a bit tired until Tuesday evening. In other words, drunkenly hitting your arm and getting a hangover the next day is worse… And I’m slightly prone to heavier side effects on this one.
ReplyMike’s everywhere are getting vaccinated! Stop yelling at us!
ReplyI feel bad for Mike in Baltimore when he watches this later today. Probably going to shit himself
ReplyHindian’s life on the line, superpower indeed 😂
ReplyDaughter- Mom what kind of symptoms were you experiencing?
ReplyMom- Being a boss ass bi$ch.
Yesss, lol love it.
watching this at work on a monday….too accurate
ReplyLet the Anti-Vaxxers and Anti-Maskers just die off from the diseases they choose not to believe in. They have self-selected for a very Darwinian solution. Their act of removing themselves from the Human gene pool is beneficial to our species. Their departure from the American body politic should save us from the New Dark Ages of the delusional fantasy world they want to drag us into.
ReplyTheir college humor writer snuck a Jake and Amir reference into this episode! 😀
ReplyI received the J and J vaccine about a month and a half ago. The only side effect I had was: all I wanted to do for a couple of days was sleep. My neighbor across the street just got his vaccine a day or two ago and he says the same thing: all he wants to do is sleep.
Reply“No one else has as much fun while making the world a worse place to live in.”
ReplyExcept John Oliver expounding this week’s marching orders agenda. Getting obvious now.
This is all the culture war chickens coming home to roost. The most vaccine hesitant are also in the parts of the country that have been ridiculed, insulted, villified, and abandoned by the very people and institutions that are now depending on them to trust what they’re saying.
Consider it a preview of things to come with climate change if we can’t stop our internal bickering and see who the real enemies are that are keeping us sick, destitute, and killing the planet for personal gain.
ReplyI got two questions for you.
ReplyWhere’s the vaccine?
Gimme the vaccine.
Dat fouci ouchie gonna genocide all the karen’s
ReplyDamn I really miss the live audience because it masked how not funny jokes are, just really put it on display
ReplyPui Pui
ReplyThis is the worst Vaccine advertisement I seen
ReplyAny Tucker Carlson content should come with a warning.
Replythe churches dont want people to use the vaccine because its produced with aborted children stem cells. So catholics are having a field day with there anti abortion anti vax bullshit
ReplyAh, the GOP. The party that once illustrated that they were on the cutting edge of 21st Century business with an ad on the _radio._
ReplyCovid has a 2% death rate.
Covid Vaccine has a 0% death rate, and lowers your personal covid death rate to 0%.
I’ll admit I had some rough side effects after the second shot. But I didn’t die so that’s pretty great.
ReplyWill John ever have a live audience again??
ReplyMom and dad got theirs and they are dying, OF HAPPINESS!!!!! They go where they want, do what the want. And they are in their 80’s riddle with underlining condition. And their happy and healthy. Stop reading this and go get a shot. Got my first two weeks ago and can’t want to get the second one.
ReplyThe cicada bit was great
ReplyThat Kennedy joke got me hard. Too soon, man…too soon.
ReplyI know I shouldn’t complain, as I’m in a fairly rich country and things could be far worse, but seeing reports about 1000s of unfilled vaccine appointment slots while I’m dying to get it but can’t yet makes me furious. Don’t people see what a privilege this is?!
ReplySo..what did her being black have to do with anything?
ReplyResearched and couldn’t find much of anything he said to be true. This is entertainment and fake news but sometimes true. Unless links are provided.
ReplyWhat a missed opportunity to tell the story from the other side. For example the situation about vaccines in my country – Slovakia. It would be story worth of the whole episode. Long story short. At the beginning of vaccination campaign in Europe. The EU made contract with vaccine producers (Pfizer, Astra Zeneca) about supplying vaccines. Everything was fine until demand overpass supply and producers had issues to produce vaccines in contracted quantity. The EU states agreed they will distribute vaccines evenly to all states. It was at the end of February. In these times Slovakia was in top 3 countries in number of covid related mortality per state population. Situation was dire, vaccine supply was sparse. So our government tried to find new supplier. They got offer to buy Russian vaccine Sputnik V. But there is a catch. You know every medicine (even vaccine) supplied to EU countries must be registered by European Medicines Agency (EMA) that guarantee the safety and effectiveness of vaccine. But Russia decided to not register their Sputnik V. The only available information about Sputnik V vaccine was article on medicine magazine (the same magazine that published article about vaccines cause autism). So our government decided to vote. (Our government consist from 4 political parties). The result was – we will not buy and administer Sputnik V until it will be registered by EMA. However the 1st of March our prime minister have decided to secretly buy 2 million vaccines of Sputnik V and he even transported first 200 000 by our military plane without knowing of our Foreign minister or even our president. He even made big pompous press conference at the airport. This caused great discrepancy between coalition parties that lasts over 3 weeks. Almost all coalition party ministers resigned. It ended up by the fall of our government (I have to remind you it was in times, when hundred of people died every day!). The result was, they put together new government and prime minister just switched position with minister of Finance (and minister of Finance became prime minister) The government agreed they will test the vaccine in our state laboratory. The tests took 3 weeks and result – vaccines are safe, but they don’t know if they are effective, because the Russians did not deliver over 80% of needed documentations even when our laboratory demanded it several times. The other result was, Russian party did not sent us same Sputnik V vaccine as mentioned in prestige medical magazine (it was one of few sorts of information our laboratories had). So our laboratories made statement. The only common thing between Russian vaccine mentioned in magazine and our 200 000 vaccines is its name – Sputnik V. After that our former prime minister was summoned to Russia (again secretly without knowledge of others). After return he said Russia is angry about our laboratory statement and they said our laboratory has no valid certificate to do such a tests. So our government decided to send samples to Hungary with certified laboratory, where they have to do exactly same tests as our laboratories that take 3 weeks and also they will demand same documentation from Russia they don’t have. Last week our minister of Health have decided to publish secret contract between Russia and our state about the purchase of vaccines and also we found out the reason why our former prime minister was summoned to Moscow. Not because of the laboratory statement, but because we did not pay for Sputnik V vaccines and also we did not continue in transportation of other 1800000 vaccines. Situation today. Now we are waiting for results from Hungary laboratory, almost 200 000 vaccines of Sputnik V are collecting dust in storage over 2 months and the best thing at the end. The batch expiration date is end of June.
ReplyThe RNA technology came out of research from the anthrax attacks after 9-11. Remember that?? The RNA technology has been studied and researched and improved for at least 19-20 years.
ReplyHow much has the Goverment payed for this show? 😅😝
ReplyThis made me laugh and cry in equal amounts. But most of all, reassured me! “Human football’s neon scream hour” has to be my favorite line 😂
ReplySo the world will be inherited by people who survive the virus, people who survive the virus will be those who are vaccinated.
Reply22:10 OH NO
ReplyJohn are you okay
ReplyGo and take my dose if you need to be vaccinated more than two times, I trust my immune system.
ReplyIf you fold your vaccine passport in half it fits nicely in your wallet.
ReplySend the vaccines to South America!
Reply22:08 “The worse thing to come out of a Kennedy’s mouth since the back of a Kennedy’s head” That was GOLD!!!!
ReplyALL vaccines have delayed action- about 2 weeks. First, the vaccine is injected. Then, your immune system develops a local response to the vaccine, creating cells specifically designed to fight THAT virus. Afterwards, the specialized cells circulate through the body and are produced at a higher quantity. Once enough of these cells are made, immunity has then reached its peak. This is true for the flu vaccine, TDaP, MMR, tetanus, polio, and every other type of vaccine.
ReplyI want more cicada
ReplyAnd by the way, stop breathing and you will be safe.
ReplyAww, I ❤ Vaccine Cicada!
ReplyRepublicans in my family have all been vaccinated except for one. Their jobs required it or they were older and understood the value. The one whose job didn’t require it? A school bus driver.
ReplyThe phasing out thing legit pisses me off. I almost couldn’t get my second dose, because of it.
ReplyWhat we don’t tell our spouses. And now the Gates’ are done. What wife could?
Replythis guy seems terrified of tucker Carlson,, and his 10 times bigger viewer base….BTW…..Lebron James isnt getting vaccinated….get em John!
ReplyI generally like your stuff, although I feel as though if you have to attack a man on his ability to count I think you may have missed the point the majority of your viewers were looking for an explanation for.
Reply4:28 – The real problem with being 80% Pfizer is you’ll have to go see the doctor – because that’s what they tell you to do if you have an erection that lasts for more than 3 hours.
ReplyThey dont need to microchip us to get all of our data. If you have a phone and use the internet, they already have it.
ReplyNot anti vax but to completely ignore the JJ vaccine deaths is scummy. John, it is blatant disinformation to say zero people have died from the vaccines.
Reply3:49 This is what a failed education system looks like. #VaccineHesitancyGuy
ReplyFrom 10:29-11:09, I need this giffed. Your choice of with sound, or m/o sound but subtitled.
ReplyIs no one going to say anything about the cicada coming out behind him? Pretty cool.
ReplyMy son in law, a physician, went half blind and had other terrible symptoms after the vaccine. It is still experimental, lots of people getting horrible side effects, I for one won’t risk it.
ReplyIf it makes you feel better, when I was a kid I managed to convince someone that vaccines work and why. Sadly, that was at least 20 years ago. However, if a child could understand what a vaccine is, how it works, why we sometimes feel sick, and why we should get one, then maybe there’s hope.
ReplyIf you will not provide accessibility to communication for the hearing impaired by captioning, then I do not have to provide accessibility to your safety by vaccination. As of 7:56pm PST on 5/3/21, there are no captions on this video. This means I can not get information about the vaccine due to my Deafness. So I will not be getting my shot until captions are available on this video.
Reply“they don’t need to convince people that they’re right, they just need to convince people that NO ONE IS” <-- That it is cynicism. And Obama was warning us about that shit in, like, 2014.
ReplyYou say that the 23 deaths in Norway can not be attributed to the COVID vaccine because they were old and would have died anyway, but how many of the 500,000 people who have died of COVID were old and would have died anyway? Coming from the perspective of a person who recently lost his dad in November due to a heart attack that was attributed to the treatment of stage 4 esophageal cancer. Multiple times, including the evening before his passing, health care workers insisted on COVID testing when symptoms were clearly related to my father’s cancer, heart attack, and the body shutting down. As a family, we felt the health care system was trying to label my father’s death in the books as a COVID death.
ReplyRip JFK and the back of his head 😂😂
ReplyPoor taste with the Kennedy assassination joke. Pretty disappointed.
ReplyThat time you out your family as pinky and the Brain. Pinky we’re going to the big D and don’t mean Dallas
ReplyThe same doctors/scientists telling us it usually takes a long time to make a vaccine make a vaccine in record time. If the doctors/scientists were trying to scam the public and use us as guinea pigs, why would they admit it usually takes a long time to make a vaccine and that they were able to do it in record time? Either doctors/scientists are actually really stupid and Linda from Georgetown, Kentucky is smarter than all doctors/scientists, or the conspiracy is fake.
ReplyIf someone had told me 10 years ago that “Bill Gates and his wife are divorcing, and anti-vaccers claim his vaccines full of tracking microchips were the last straw for Melinda…” I may have thought I’d just heard the most insane thing ever uttered.
ReplyI love this
ReplyThis video could have done with some more of John’s own advice – less telling people to take it, and more in-depth debunking of covid myths. Like how mRNA never goes back to DNA, what the death rate of covid is, and how even young, ‘healthy’ people can get seriously sick on covid.
ReplyThere should be a cut off date, and then start charging $$$ for the vaccine.
ReplyThe Kennedy’s joke was an endless jaw drop, John. Heavy shit.
ReplyThe Guinea Pig Bridge Song is credited to the wrong channel. It’s originally by Parry Gripp. The It’s Pigs channel is just a compilation channel. Bad research of your sources there team.
ReplyBottom Line: The vaccine is a high-tech biological substance bordering on magic, and it can do whatever anyone wants to say it can do.
Reply“That was the worst thing to come out of a Kennedy’s mouth since the back of a Kennedy’s head.”
ReplyThis is the greatest joke ever
Those who refuse to get a vaccine are stupid and don’t believe in science 💉
ReplyAnother Episode that has been blocked by Hotstar in India. Now external media cannot even say that there is a surge in cases in India??
ReplyNext one should be about the current situation of India
ReplyYes! Correlation is not causation! And yes, we will die someday…. Thanks for lifting us up and then surreptitiously plomping reality back upon us.
ReplyJohn, you really know how to fork the frank. And I agree, Fücķ Tucker.
John Oliver, breaking up the Gates.
Replythat’s the best argument thwn – get vaccinated so the kids don’t have to !
ok ok, but here’s the rub – how many vaccine update-dose do y’all think we’re going to end up needing for all the mutations that will stew up in not just the anti crowd but also the foreign states the “IP” has to be protected against ? …80% pfizer here we come ?
Reply09:57 – how alike do Bill and Melinda look?!
ReplyThanks for actually asking questions….unlike Tuck Fuck on Faux.
ReplyI love how people who don’t really have a clue about medicine and vaccines say “they came up with it way too soon!”.
ReplyHow much is too soon? Honestly, not everyone should have an opinion about everything. Why would you have an opinion about something you don’t really understand?! That’s like being Donald Trump or that Tucker clown on CNN.
If I’m not a specialist in a domain, I don’t have opinions about it, I just ask someone who does it for a living, like a f*cking doctor!
People are being told that the government wants to destroy you yet they are trying to save you from Covid. So those who rather believe that the government is corrupt with conspiracies, here’s another: The government wants you to go back to work so the economy can be fixed or they don’t have to keep issuing you money for doing nothing. Sure they have to control population but that’s what the air plains are for…LOL
ReplyWe need a new segment: John Oliver non sarcastically answers Tucker Carlson’s sarcastic questions
ReplyI appreciate Alex Jones slaps a stack of probably blank papers and people believe him.
ReplyI like the idea of a world in which a shot can change your DNA. Any criminal who left DNA evidence somewhere would just get a jab. “Boom! New DNA, bitch!”
ReplyBaltimore, we must be blowing up in gentrification if John is gonna mention Mike from Lombard St……
ReplyLost mine the day I got my second jab lmao.
ReplyDo you eat food and drink water without testing, testing, testing, testing, and testing?? Yes, we all do.
ReplyYo I was an egg for 20 years and let me tell you, it’s not great.
Reply*JOHN HAS JOINED THE EGGPIRE*
ReplyIf this was supposed to change my mind it anyone elses about the vaccine, you failed miserably
Reply“… the worst thing to come out of a Kennedy’s mouth since the back of a Kennedy’s head.” I’ve been watching for a long time, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen John Oliver go hard like that.
Replyi say if you are afraid you might get sick from covid then get the fkn shot ,i on the other hand who is not afraid dont want to get the shot ,at least if i die i will know why instead of living everyday with the thought on what will happen after 1 or 2 years down the line,we do live in a supposedly democratic country yes?
Reply“You, Mike”
As i, a Mike, recoil, and feel the soreness of my recent injection again.
“From Baltimore.”
Oh. Ok. Not me. False alarm
ReplyThis reason for this fuck up is that progressive sect does not want anyone to discuss and talk about anything they deem progressive. The whole world is discussing the side effects and after effects of vaccines, not only the backwards-ass Tucker Carlson watching Americans as you try to it make it look like so.
Replyyou’re lab rats if you take this vaccine
ReplyIt should be illegal to quote Joe Rogan, because you can find a fitting quote for anything 😀
ReplyMy six-year-old son was like, “Daddy, skip back to the vaccine cicada!”
ReplyI cant express myself under the original video about how much I admire the progressiveness of the latest guinea pig bridge technology so I am doing it here
ReplyI believe in the science. The California school system shoved it down my throat for many years. Darwin taught me the importance of natural selection. The weak will die off and the strong will survive. If you’re weak take the vaccine. It’s not up to me to save you. Eff off sheeple. Baaaaa
ReplyThat egg bit was really relaxing. I actually imagined it
ReplyIf you don’t get the vaccine, you’re still a guinea pig. That’s the control group 🤷🏻♀️
ReplyTo be honest, there’s a bit of a feeling of a return to normalcy when I heard Alex Jones going off the rails like the good old days.
ReplyFFS John. “The worse thing coming out of a Kennedy’s mouth since the back of his head”?? 🤣🤣🤣
ReplyI am a nurse, I am NOT an antivaxer…However, I am waiting as these vaccines will be improved and I want the vaccine that is the safest! Go ahead start the hate..,
ReplyI find it really fascinating, that over here in Germany the BionTech/Pfizer-Vaccine is always shortened to BionTech-Vaccine, while in the USA it is always shortened to Pfizer-Vaccine. I wonder how other countries call it and if there is a common reason for doing one or the other.
ReplyKeep promoting the genocide. The jab is sterilizing the population, you will find out soon with a decrease in natality rates. Probably they will blame the climate change. The extinction of the dumbest, survival of the smartest and healthiest. Darwinism to it’s finest
ReplyPeople like Alex Jones and Tucker Carlson are really dangerous spreading so much misinformation.
ReplyIf you guys aren’t using your vaccines, send them over to us in India. You’ve no idea how horrible we feel looking at the waste of these resources while we hear of ppl we know personally dying every day. We WANT THAT VACCINE. You guys have no idea how lucky you are that you have access to it and how much we would love to have enough here
ReplyTucker Carlson iis a dolt.
ReplySend Tucker Carlson to India. He will get answer to all his question when he will see the situation in India
ReplyI feel sad for the cicada 😂
ReplyWelp there’s a divorce coming. He must have told her what he up to.
Reply9:42 to 9:51.. after she said that they had a talk and she ask for a divorce. I’m not saying there’s not microchips in vaccine but I’m not saying there is either.🤷🏿♂️😅
ReplyLet’s call it like it is: Alex Jones is a MURDERER.
ReplyThe ending made me laugh wayy to loud at work
ReplyI wonder if people who usually vaccinate their kids and themselves are SCARED SHITLESS of these new vaccines. I need a new irony meter.
Reply12:44 LMFAO. I’m dying over here because somebody actually made that song
ReplyEDIT:
13:41 Still dying over here.
15:48 AHAHA. WTF
That Kennedy joke crossed the line.
ReplyThe worst thing to come out of a Kennedy’s mouth since the back of a Kennedy’s head… Really?! That was a horrifying…joke? Barfing my ass off John!!!
ReplyHOW THE FUCK NO VACCINE DEMAND IN USA ??? YOU GUYS ARE INSANE
ReplyYou are so silly: Just combine the vaccine with a chance to win a new iPhone – and everybody will go 😉
ReplyWhat if you combine the percentage of those vaccinated with the number of cases since last spring. Between vaccines and natural immunity, think we’ll be good.
ReplyI was exposed to mad cow disease when i was on vacation in Ireland when I was younger, so later in my life I could lose my mind and there’s a chance I might not, but for now I’m living my life. I got both the vaccines for Covid for me and family. Long story short get the vaccine
ReplyLived normal this entire time. No masks, no shot, and a fake vaccine card just in case. I don’t buy into liberal fear mongering if the virus were that deadly you wouldn’t be still trying to convince me over a year later.
ReplyI love this guy please keep talking shit about stupid clown from fox news.
ReplyIts not FREE, its paid for by our taxes to large corporations who are profiting off of technology that was created with our tax dollars. Where is the story on this John?!
ReplyMy name is Randal, not Mike.
And, no. I won’t.
ReplyI can’t believe that I am seeing people that just listen to some greasy talking head for Al Yahudi, tell them they should poison themselves because if they don’t, then they’re stupid. You’re stupid if you trust anyone that tells you what to do.
ReplyThere is no correlation between vaccinations and death/hospitalization in my country. It’s weird as fuck no-one noticed that. It did not go up. It did not go down, just no change at all.
ReplyNone of the current “vaccines” has FDA approval because they have trials still underway.
Replywhat are the 3 things John Oliver can do simultaneously and what is the fourth one he is trying to master??
ReplyIt’s important to note that by asking these questions without answering them on a public “news” show, Fucker is implying to his viewers that they *don’t have* an answer – “why wouldn’t he be telling us if there was an answer? He’s a public news host after all, doesn’t he have a duty?” Which one would naturally find suspicious.
It’s creepy and manipulative at best.
ReplyYo that Kennedy line… SAVAGE!
ReplyI just wish someone would create a virus that would kill idiots. Would solve all the problems.
ReplyPeople are still dumb enough to TRUST big pharma? Monsanto ? Pfizer? Bayer (the maker of heroin for children) look it up!
ReplyAgent orange? Heavy metals. Teflon. Purdue pharma addicted everyone so they could have higher sales.
Oh and let us not forget that they made the vaccine 💉Not to save lives don’t kid yourself, $$$$€£¥$$$
Just got vaxxed yesterday 5/3 and Im still alive
ReplyThese idiots are going to get us all killed.
ReplyFunny as usual… but was that Kennedy joke really necessary? Joking about presidential assination? Your writing team is better than that…
ReplyI can see why bill’s getting divorced 😑 lol
ReplyHere in California I got my vaccine. Thank you awesome scientists💕
Reply“This was the worst thing to come out of a Kennedy’s mouth since the back of a Kennedy’s head” – this is hillarious!
ReplyThere is a worrying lack of logic in Oliver’s arguments.
ReplyI shit-shave-shower every morning.
ReplyJohn Oliver is on once a week for 20 minutes, talks about Tucker every week
ReplyTucker highest rated cable show. On 5 days a week, never mentions him
What are you hiding from us, Oliver? The vaccine makes you gay, and if you were already gay you become a member of the Village People!
ReplyJohn. please find out if these conservative talking heads have gotten the Covid vaccine!
ReplyAlso have they gotten the polio vax, the MMM vax, the Hep vax (3 shots) ALL REQUIRED to get into any level of school including college or university. Place your bets!
As a medical student, I’ve seen a lot of hesitation about this in the beginning amongst my colleagues. But thank goodness they learned and did the right thing eventually.
ReplyJohn Oliver talking about being safe in his egg with an unusual amount of emotion:
ReplyTransgender People watching this: …Interesting!
We need to point out that it takes NUTS and BRAVERY to get a vaccine! But we do it for the LOVE OF COUNTRY and the LOVE OF OUR NEIGHBORS and the love of AT RISK KIDS (that can’t get the vaccine)! GROW SOME BALLS AND GET VACCINATED!
ReplyTaco Carlson continues to be a travesty. I’d like someone to tell me exactly what good purpose he serves.
ReplyOh that poor cicada guy, that bit was hilarious.
ReplyI was expecting Joe Rogan on the show and tell the viewers to get vaccinated, you missed an opportunity there, John Oliver.
ReplyPS I was also expecting you to say you got the free creepy dolls from Craigslist.
I LOVE YOU JO
ReplyHNHNHN
I’ll wait two years before get the vaccine and wait for the side effects in new borns. I’ll use my mask everywhere I go until then.
ReplyExcept literally everything Fucker Carlson asks is clearly communicated by the CDC…
ReplyOh that’s so funny. The phone is the best tracker around and it’s already ubiquitous.
ReplyMaybe the only way we’ll reach herd immunity is if, and I’m not endorsing this, antivaxxers get infected and get natural immunity.
ReplyTo convince Republicans, the news should be designed in a Republican way. Create conspiracies against Republican leaders, news anchors, anti-vaxxers & it’ll finally attract them like bees to honey. Imagine if they use that Fox news guy’s format, but to question all the wrong things. 😂
ReplyBill Gates did some egg meditations and yeeted Melinda
ReplyIf FOXNews was around in the 50’s we would still have iron lungs and polio.
ReplyCan 👏🏻 John 👏🏻 please 👏🏻 check 👏🏻 his 👏🏻 privilege 👏🏻 thanks 👏🏻
Replythey couldve at least asked the cicada what the point of the puzzle was
ReplyNanu nanu
Replyi asked a customer once to update their smartphone software as part of troubleshooting process. they said “no because i dont want the government to track me”
Replyin my mind i was like “but you have SSN, driver’s license, and TAX ID”
ok i got angry with my sceptic, not even hesitant but “won’t do it” friend. Not too angry but maybe I crossed the line, i said sorry later but she’s offended and doesn’t want to speak anymore. So here we go with convincing Lol. I don’t regret it though, it was my honest reaction to her bullshit.
ReplyMy milkshake is better than yours
ReplyAhhh, yes Satan… Guinie Pigs for the hidden hand….
ReplyI find it kind of adorable that Tucker Carlson still thinks that squinting and wrinkling his nose like he just caught a good whiff of the most godawful flatulence somehow makes him look either credible or intelligent.
ReplyThat Kennedy joke was messed up. Damn!
ReplySOS Colombia
ReplyI hate ignorant people who reject expertise.
ReplyDoes it make sense that Covid took this long to get to India?
ReplyNope.
Just more bs from the Covid liars…
Since brains? Absolute gold.
ReplyTrump deserves credit for his handling of the vaccine + operation warp speed
ReplySince your the Mouth piece for Bill Gates why dont you explain his relationship with Jeffery Epstein nobody’s allowed to talk about ……
Reply“may contain the cells of aborted fetus’s. It does not”. I immediately said IT SHOULD!. 😂
ReplyGreat advice!… this seems to be a problem not just in the US but everywhere else too. And that Kennedy joke was a sick burn, brilliant XD!
ReplyYES! I can finally be dumb enough to get VAX FAX from a from a failed jon stewart wannabe… WE LOVE YOU JOHN OLIVER! I recall how factual you were on the Drumpf Obama/Biden spy scandal and can’t think of a better TRUTHFUL comedian to get my VAX FAX from & TY for inspiring me to get a appointment
Reply@ 3am tomorrow or tonight. We all now need to praise aIIah for being permanently masked up, even after jabbed. #Unity #NoMatterWhoVoteBlue #BlueAnon #Science
I can’t believe John Oliver still has a show. Guess selling out is good for career longevity amongst the network/cable propaganda machine!
ReplyTesting, testing, testing, testing,,,, they have tested it. In 149,000,000 people now. It is safe. Your alarm clock is far more dangerous. Your toothbrush has killed more people. Alex jones is about the stupidest man on the planet. He contracted CJD years ago. Can’t find his zipper to zip up.
ReplyI used to think Alex Jones was off his rocker, until I noticed a bunch of things he claimed to be true ended up actually being true months, years into the future. He’s been accurately predicting the trends of this virus for the past year. Sometimes, I still wish I thought he was nuts.
ReplyMy second dose is on Sunday. It’s getting done JOHN! Get off my back JOHN! But seriously Mike, what’s the hold up?
ReplyJust joining the lefties for a moment to see for myself that their info comes from “comedians” like this shit stain.
ReplyIf I didn’t get the vax already, the Vaccine Cicada would definitely have convinced me to.
ReplyWhat six people died from the J&J vaccine? So does everyone know if they are susceptible to the J&J? Which one of you are positive your not number 7?
Reply*E G G*
ReplyJohn , in August-September 1960 , I went through Navy boot camp ! Got every ” SHOT ” KNOWN TO MAN ” ! Was I asked ? NO ! Did it adversely effect me ? NO !
Reply10:46 me in the morning be like . . .
Reply7:45 yes vaccines are & have been proven to prevent people from contracting serious disease. But the three covid vaccines have not.
ReplyWith any luck not to many people die from unknown side effects like with J&J. But do you know if your susceptible?
I used to enjoy john Oliver, that changed, what a propaganda his show is now, its sad to see how badly informed and tasteless it got.
ReplyBanned.video
ReplyBanthis.tv
Reply“What wife could?” Now that’s a great delivery.
ReplyI saw that face of Tucker Carlson again who looks like a drunk guy at Hooters
Reply22:08 had me gasping bruh
Replyhttps://banned.video/watch?id=6091d791a9ef190ea53fe9b9
ReplyThis is our moment. Our moment to pull together as patriots for one another. We think back at all the war efforts from the history books… This is ours. God bless America.
Reply“Joe Rogan says I’ll be fine” line looks really unfair. Joe Rogan stressed alot that covid is not to be taken easy and everyone should get a shot as soon as possible.
ReplyI’m waiting for the Organic Non GMO version of the vaccine
Replyi’m genuinely alarmed at how calming that egg bit was
ReplyStill no vaccine for stoopid
Reply7:09 hit the nail on the head.
ReplyYou have people encouraging mask wearing…. after getting vaccinated.
Why would a young person bother getting vaccinated if it does not materially improve their lives?
The worst thing to come out of a Kennedy’s mouth since the back of a Kennedy’s head?? Oh my God that was harsh 😂 😂 what the fuck he slid that one by me the first time I watched this video.
ReplyI love this man SO, SO much…!! 😂
ReplyWhen you say “ those vaccines can save not only your life but the lives of people around you” do you have any scientific evidence that would confirm that?
ReplyYea hey I’m the person with severe allergies who spent most of 2020 having allergic reactions. So sorry if I’m a little hesitant
ReplyThank you! you are awesome!!
ReplyIt’s still crazy to me that everyone in the US is getting vaccinated whereas in so many other countries, even first world countries, people aren’t able to. In Germany a relative of mine is pregnant and she can’t get the vaccine because she’s not considered high risk?
ReplyWhat a bullshit
ReplyIf you think mRNA changes your Genome, you are really just saying that your scientific knowledge isn’t even on the level of a middle school student (to put it in US terms).
ReplyYeah, no. Stop the scamdemic brainwash please.
ReplyIf you’re not going to use it, can I buy that Vaccine Cicada mascot?
ReplyWhat does “being black first” even mean? That’s painting a whole group of people in a weird monolithic way where you believe what your group believes. Not all black people are vaccine hesitant.
ReplyJesus, can’t believe people are refusing to take vaccine in US. I’m still waiting my grandmother, 79 years old hemodialysis patient, to receive coronavac second doses. Don’t know when my parents, 59 years old, are going to get vaccinated. My mother is hypertensive. I think I will be to lucky to get vaccinated at some point next year. World is too fucked up.
ReplyAmerica is a prime example of “first world problem”. When vaccines are freely offered, they don’t wan it. While in many other parts of the world people are suffering & dying literally waiting to get any vaccines at all..
Reply“Guinea Pig Bridge” is a bop
ReplyWhy the hell is Alex Jones still on the internet?! Shut.Him.Down!
ReplySomehow it is mean not vaccinate because while some countries have the vaccine and people refuse to vaccinate, other poorer countries don’t have enough and we really do wish to vaccinate. If you don’t want the vaccine please send them to those who do need it.
ReplyAll bs
ReplyWhat is this a commercial for a vaccine some kind of weird agenda The 99.6% survival rate there’s no point
Reply🤣😂 boss ass bitch!!!!!! Your dam right!
ReplyWish you were a comedian instead of a vaccine shill – it may be more entertaining – obviously you will say and do anything to keep your masters happy
ReplyLet’s think about it. Government is responsible to making sure things are safe for consumers to use. Republicans want smaller government. So Republicans don’t care if we use lead paint or if corporations put glass in our food, or if drugs are safe.
Replywhen interests align you don’t need conspiracy. most things you say is right but i understand anyone who questions thee things more than who don’t even though i don’t believe vaccine is bad. media and politicians lie so much they lost credibility so blame them for any lack of trust.
ReplyIMO the vaccine has demon sperm in it! That’s why I rushed out and got it. lol. My 2nd shot is in two weeks. Hopefully, Satin will finally acknowledge me as his son. lol
ReplyYou forget Vice Pres. Harris spread vaccine hesitancy during the election.
ReplyLet’s hear beak-nose explain how BigOil investors knew to pull their money out of the stock market on February 1… when Covid was still just a rumor spreading through China…
Three weeks before 2021 All-Time-High, and they knew what was coming…
A virus with 9/10 of it’s deaths in states where Blue governors controlled the numbers.
A media-induced panic spread by the most politically-biased propaganda-machine since Hitler.
Covid is a lie.
An obvious lie, to anyone with the courage to look at the data.
Pfizer and Moderna’s record profits, and Joe-Joe in the White House, are the reason…
You voted for Covid.
ReplyYou deserve it.
suddenly everything made sense, aliens took control over the governments of the world and now they are injecting everyone with drugs to makes us infertile to take over world in 100 years.
ReplyI’m a preschool teacher, so once it was offered to me, I got it without a second thought. But I was surprised when I heard some of my coworkers didn’t. They did believe in vaccines, but they didn’t want to get the particular brand that our district got. C’mon…
ReplyGuinea pig bridge should be a global hit
ReplyAhaaa more HBO propaganda. The truth is the more people push this jab the less likely people are going to willingly take it. Also, 10 years of a vaccine study but still no FDA approval; sounds like something is off to me. Finally, he completely skipped over the part how VAERS website now has over 4000 deaths from vaccines in the last 6 months. This can be looked up. Now, as bonus look at Flu numbers last year, who funds the CDC, and the ages of people who get COVID and put in a hospital. Answer to that last one, look up Bill Mayer New Rules: Give it to me Straight….I am sure YouTurd will delete this.
ReplyIt’s okay to have doubts about the vaccine. The thing is, if you have an elderly people, or those with weak immune systems, and you are not getting the vaccine, you are putting fears for your own health above theirs, however valid you want to believe those fears are. The only exception being if you, yourself at the immune-system compromised one.
ReplyYou should make a piece answering all Tucker Carlson’s questions. That would be funny.
ReplyI wonder if all those people who died after taking the vaccine for a disease with a 98% survival rate would take it again lol.
ReplyI love all these comments from experts who know everything about vaccines. Wow! To imagine that youTube commentators were so smart!! Humanity is saved by the brilliance of nerds sitting at computers blabbing. Do you believe in the Easter Bunny? How about The Tooth Fairy? This is the problem with Democracy. Lots of opinions but no knowledge, understanding, or insight. Just a bunch of parrots mouthing the mantra safe and effective, which actually means nothing.
ReplyI’m actually leaving for my second dose of Pfizer in an hr.
ReplyHow does the vaccine stop the spread? for what I understand it only protects you from dying if you get vivid, it does not stop you from getting it and spreading it to others.
ReplyRemember asbestos? Government said it was safe and forced it on people. Now millions of mesothelioma cases later we are here xD
ReplyI cannot wait for Tucker to get put to the grround and get pressed by regime he so enthusiastically defends.
ReplyHe is spreading so many lies that she should be considered a criminal internationally. Tucker Carlson should be prosecuted.
I respect John and his commentary…however one key thing he left out of this program…Or just chose no to address it is the fact that all these pharmaceutical companies are free from prosecution or being sued in the future if fatal side affects were to be caused by the vaccine. Every thing he said is speculation because that’s information handed to him and drug companies are notorious about hiding vital information from the public to make profits…(i.e Phen phen). This whole push to get people vaccinated is scary at best and most will not see the full scope of these vaccines until its too late. With all that I’m sorry I will not be taking these vaccines.
ReplyHave the older vaccinated people who now feel safer going to the store, venturing out to church, visiting family and friends finally do PSA’s
ReplySo many writers on this extreme leftist show and egg is your best bet for a joke. Man this guy sucks
ReplyIT IS SAD THAT PEOPLE IN THE STATE DON´T WANT TO GET VACCINATED HAVING SUCH A BIG SUPPLY. IN CONTRAST WITH PEOPLE IN OTHER COUNTRIES THAT ARE BEGGING FOR VACCINES AND CAN´T GET THEM
ReplyI’m 22 and was told I was probably going to experience terrible flu symptoms after my second dose. Not only did I not “get Covid” like people are claiming, I basically had no sickness symptoms at all. My arm hurt like the first dose, though not quite as bad, and I felt feverish for 2 hours the following morning. I even took off work so I didn’t have to work with those symptoms and nothing even happened.
ReplyIt amazes me how consistently Americans are psychologically prone to make decisions that are in their worst interests.
Reply2021 and people still believe in this Covet19 shenanigans 😂😂 ?
ReplyGuys nobody is dying.
he is annoying
ReplyThat’s what your fucking phone is! <-- ; 0D
Reply13:30 Hey, Jeremy, shouldn’t you be defending your older brother Benjamin Horne?
ReplyIf girls can murder babies based on ‘my body my choice’, I can allow my immune system to produce the antibodies naturally, my body my choice bruh bruh
ReplyWho else just randomly started watching him and now it’s just an everyday thing!
ReplyHey Jon e.a.d.
ReplyAlso y the fuck do I need a vaccine for a common cold that has a 99.9% survival rate?
ReplyI got my second shot yesterday and was talking to a friend of mine about it who says he isn’t getting it because he doesn’t feel he needs to. What I explained to him was that I’ve had Covid before and my symptoms were super mild. So I didn’t get the vaccine out of fear of getting it again. I got it because the more people who get it, the faster we can get back to normal. As far as I know, he’s still not getting it though.
Replythat Kennedy comment will come back to haunt you John Oliver
ReplyDamn all of Jon Stewart’s children made the deal with satan huh? Sooo sad ppl give them trust based on Stewart’s trustworthiness
Reply17:14 I haven’t seen any evidence to show the Covid vaccine causes infertility, however simply pointing out that it doesn’t cause **instantaneous** infertility kind of misses the point. Sorry.
ReplyI’d rather take a live virus and be dropped on an island for 14 days in a survivor-man approach over getting the vaccine.
ReplyI’m from Israel. We have 59.8% vaccinated (55.9% two doses), 30% children under 16 and 10% recovered from covid.
So… some of the recovered are children and some are vaccinated (They can have 1 shot) but the fact is – Almost anyone here that can take the vaccine – did it – The destructive influence of the anti-vaxxers is mostly a lot of noise here.
SO you might be wondering how we’re doing – great! We have less than 100 new cases and 0-2 deaths a day. Our peek statistics were over 8000 cases and 40-60 dead per day.
And those numbers are while everything is open, including schools, restaurants and shows (That are not at full capacity yet) and as Oliver said – how many dead from the vaccine? oh, yes – zero.
Get vaccinated! It’s super safe and might save your life.
Replywow John Oliver use to be funny not anymore. Wanker!
ReplyI got my first vaccine and passed out due to anxiety, people called medics… You know what, I’m still going back for my second. I’ll probably pass out again but it’s worth that
ReplyFirst time he said Mike I thought he was talking to me like how did he know I was watching his show on Monday at lunch.
ReplyAnti vaxxers, just need to make vaccines safe……. not an exxperiment! Cdc is lying, fda is hiding the info, VAERS….. its numbers is 99% wrong, at this moment there will be more deaths by the vaccines than from the illnes
ReplyJohn’s about to have a brain aneurysm. Cool down John we don’t need your medical advise.
ReplyWell, it isn’t Monday and my name isn’t Mike but I just made my vaccine appointment for tomorrow morning. I am a little hesitant, I have a blood clotting disorder and all I get is it is probably okay. A few weeks ago I tried to get an appointment and it was like trying to a PS5 before Christmas. All I needed was a bot! It was super to get an appointment this time.
ReplyTucker Carlson is such a piece of work. All he does he sow the seeds of doubt. #canceltucker
ReplyThis is the video that made melinda divorce bill, true story
ReplyI want the Pfizer vaccine, but I’m only 16 and my parents won’t let me get it
ReplyDenmark have NIXED the AZ and J&J vaccines, the government say anything good enough for Americans are not good enough for Danes.
ReplyO and the J&J vaccine was what Denmark ordered most of.
There are perks of living in a woke socialist country.
Well here in Ireland they are vaccinating the 50’s and older people so I don’t know when they will get to the 40’s and younger 😮
ReplyRequire the vaccine for going to school, holding any kind of on location or public facing job, and for both any air and international travel. People can still choose not to get the vaccine, their lives will just be more difficult 🤷. Sorta like choosing not to have an email or phone number these days; neither is required but good luck getting by without them.
ReplyWe don’t do herd immunity in America, we do herd stupidity.
ReplySmash that like if Trump won
Replyi wish he was my dad
ReplyGo take a shower now, first door on the right…and leave your Star of David armband right here, dear…(EXTERMI-NATION…baaaa baaa…)
ReplyThe world is envy that Americans have too much vaccines, while places such as India are struggling for not enough doses to vaccinate. Folks, just don’t take things for granted while being fooled by FOX news and certain GOP politicians. Trump got his shot immediately once it’s available.
ReplyJohn Oliver isn’t funny. Never has been. Never will be. I guess when you suck at comedy you just become a propaganda sellout.
ReplyConservatives who are great at math: “I’d rather risk a 1.7% chance of dying from Covid than a 1 in a million chance of dying from the vaccine!”
Usually followed with the words HUUUUURRRRRRRRRRR MAGA TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
ReplyYou said there are no MICROchips…why stress micro? Are they hiding MACROchips? Are there vacuum tube computers inside the vaccine?
ReplyAny Mikes from Baltimore here?
ReplyIm honestly done hearing about all this crap. I’ll get the vaccine when I get my turn and then move on with life. Why make this such a big political bs? If you dont want to get it just dont get it and shut the fuck up about it, same thing if you are ok with it. Jesus Americans really love to dramatize anything. Whistle-blowers literally exposed the intrinsic surveillance systems governments use on their citizens and people are still so braindead to believe a vaccine will harm them.
ReplyShill, shill, shill!!!
ReplyI’m getting my second dose tomorrow uh ha ha
ReplyTy, John❤️
ReplyBut microchips DO exist, and they’ve only gotten better over the years… People have been putting them in their animals/pets for a while now… lol… I’m not saying the covid vaccine is a way to “microchip” people, that would be insane, but don’t say some silly sh** like microchips don’t exist… 🤦♂️
ReplyPlease, everyone, get vaccinated. I suffered from flu-like side effects from my second dose. It was unpleasant.That said, I’m very grateful to know that I’m protected from the truly awful potential toll this disease may take. Life can’t return to pre-covid normal without everyone doing their part.
Reply21:58 that guys a furry ?
ReplyYou are not asking the right questions pharma group’s liability if the vaccine turns into a disaster, the banned info, post-vaccination side effects, and death, where Covid 19 came from? why the medical staff is not using conventional medicine and remedies far less dangerous and cheaper, etc……..the way you are handling this important topic is a piggy joke! only deceivers are very so sure and are full of certitude, responsible and intelligent people always leave room for doubt, and you are a liar.
ReplyMicrochips actually do exist. So not sure what she was implying. Maybe not for a vaccine but they do exist.
Reply9:00
ReplyI’m old enough to remember when John Oliver wasn’t a corporate shill
ReplyThe Kennedy “joke” seems beneath you but I was wrong .
ReplyThere’s nothing funny about anyone being murdered and that day in Dallas remains a traumatic loss in millions of people throughout the world .
I was a teenager living in Mexico when it happened and was walking home in a small village when I learned about it from a Mexican man who crossed the cobblestone street to to tell me how sad he was that our president was dead.
It turned out to be the beginning of assassinations of the leaders many of us in America believed really could help heal our nation from Vietnam, racism, and organized crime. When you glibly joked in the most graphic manner about Kennedy, my mind played the Zapruder film (everyone my age has it stored in our cultural and personal traumatic memories)-I felt as though I had been killed a bit myself . Why insult our country and retraumatize people . Too sick. I unsubscribed .
This is not how I get my news. Watch that egg bit. I watch this for entertainment.
ReplyI hate Carlson. Just wanted to say that.
ReplyI’m not a republican either. But I don’t want to get the vaccine. Viruses are natures way of culling out the population. There’s too many people that simple. Nature knows this somehow and says “Hey I’m going to kill you now. You are messing things up for everything.”
And if you think I’m unsympathetic. I lost both of my grandmothers and I loved them dearly.
“The worst thing to come out of a Kennedy’s mouth since the back of a Kennedy’s head!”” Holy, F’n Shit! How’s that saying go? ‘I don’t know if I should shit or go blind!’ ~ “Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how’d you enjoy the play?”
ReplySelline jura mida ei viitsi isegi vaadata mitte lõpuni.
ReplyAs someone who jad covid trust me, you DONT WANT IT ive been free for almost a month now and i still struggle to breath, yea i survived but this recovery is hell
Reply1) consider natural immune system for those who already got covid
Reply2) be honest with the efficacy rate-far too many statements claiming the vaccine “prevents.. ”
3) show rates of people who have gotten covid after already having gotten the vaccine (know one on a ventilator… Let’s see the numbers)
Being honest may help.
You need to do another episode on Modi 🙂
ReplyWhy is he giving out medical advice? This video should be flagged and take down
ReplyReally…?
ReplyQUIT CALLING THEM VACCINES. PEOPLE ARE DUMB.
ReplyCan’t blame ANYONE for not trusting this Government
Replyunfortunately everyone i know in my family are conspiracy theories and anti-vaxxers and have already gotten into many fights over covid and the vaccinations. nothing i say can convince them and they refuse to talk about it, They also refuse to provide any facts or evidence backing up any of thier claims as to why they shouldn’t take the vaccine. They claim that scientists and experts can’t be trusted as they have political agendas and that universities can’t be trusted that they are killing off white people and so on and so forth. before covid they where also all die hard trump fans and with the die hard conspiracies on top of that they have been against me for years. No matter what happens they always take the conspiracies’ over fact or science. They believe that it was dem’s who invaded the capitol, not trump supports. They still thiink 9/11 was a huge conspiracy after all these years and people involved in it is paid actors,, that no one actually died in tower it was evacuated and claims that you can hear explosions as proof it was taken down in a controlled manner and so on and so on. I’m so fucking sick of this bullshit over 20 years now and even at 36 years old they still treat me like a fucking child not listening to anything i say. The best chance i have is pointing them to offical information or research and so on that proofs something because they certainly won’t listen to me. I wish i could just tell them and convince them but they simply won’t listen. Not only that but the “smartest” guy in our family who has multiple degree’s,, worked for nasa, ,has a degree in science, math, and atronomy, also supports the anti-mask and anti-vaxx movement and claims he know tons of people in the medical field personally like doctors who also have proven covid situation is a lie and vaccines are not safe and so on. He keeps saying over and over of his primary argument that hospitals are lying about how people ae dying, that all covid deaths are not related to covid but are just normal deaths but blamed on covid. he claims that this is a testing ground for the government to test complacency in people by asking them to wear masks that do nothing against covid and see how many take vaccine so that next time he says our government is planning to kill off a significant amount of the population in a mass holocust that will rival the previous one. He says this seroiusly with degree’s and many “expert friends” backing him up. Everyone in our family listens to him, i’m just a piece of shit stupid kid. They have my entire life told me what i can and cannot do, i’ve never had any freedom to make my own decisions, if i try to do something they don’t agree with i’m threatened on a regular bases to be kicked out of the family. they see me as the hateful person in our family and don’t understand why i don’t love them as much as everyone else. It’s just so fucking hard to have any normalcy around them knowing the kind of people they truly are. They are extremely nasty and hateful people but on outside you would never know it unless they were in your family. To anyone outside of this family they all think my aunt and so on is so nice and so loving. little do they realize how hateful she is. They are also fucking hypocrites, back in day they used to claim that no one should ever go to war or kill people for any reason at all, and i even argued if we are invaded we have right to defend ourselves and they said nope, never, they were die hard pacifists claiming even if we are invaded or our house was broken into we shouldn’t defend ourselves as violence’s isn’t ok ever, basically i said so if they decided to comes in your home and kill you, you would accept it rather then fight for your life, they said yes. Then years later they bought guns and now they all own guns when previously they claimed they would never own a gun. It’s a complete joke, they are literally being brain washed for years now and it completely changes thier belief system. And thing is, i know this isn’t a “Minority” of people. I keep seeing articles and so on saying anti-vaxxers is a minority, it is not, it’s a signcant portion of the population, you can’t trust the polls because no way they are forcing rural conspiracy nuts to take them, those people are not participating in polls. The % of people not wanting to take the virus is way higher then what polls indicate, i guarantee. Here in central florida almost everyone is anti-vaxxers. Not just 10 20 30 40 percent,, it’s more like 80% of people at least. And look at every news video posted on youtube about covid or vacciantions. They are so heavily downvoted that sometimes has 5x more downvotes then upvotes. Is this not a sign that majority not the miniority of people are against vaccinations and against taking covid seriously? The media is once again not anywhere near understanding the people and once again won’t catch up to realizing how big this issue is with anti-vaxxers movement is until it’s too late, because the media serounds themselves by people who aren’t complete idiots and don’t realize how many complete idiots are out there who won’t participate in polls etc.
ReplyIt is so hard to convince my uneducated dad, he says he believes in science but thinks that the long term effects are unknown, and my words just don’t convince him. Human mind seems to fill in blanks in knowledge with what it has available and assimilate that as opinion. It scary and sad. Skepticism is good, but this kind of skepticism does not really look for answers, it already has all it needs..
ReplyTranslation. If enough people don’t take this vaxx. There will be alot of people alive to see what it will actually do to the vaccinated and then we are fucked (top 1%) 😂
Reply“I don’t love that. And not just because it’s the worst thing to come out of a Kennedy’s mouth since the back of a Kennedy’s head….” LMAO
ReplyI trust driving across the Guinea Pig Bridge in my Jeep more than the safety of that vaccine 💉
ReplyYou’re not anti vax if you’ve had all your vaccines but don’t want to be part of the experiment that is going on with an mRNA unapproved shot that is in clinical trials until 2023 💁🏼♂️
ReplyAnyone can have a bad reaction to anything. I’m literally allergic to the cold. I can go into anaphylaxis if I eat ice cream. It’s naive to think a vaccine would never have a reaction or side effects for some.
ReplyJust got my 2nd vaccine shot on May 4th. I lost my father to covid in January and I couldn’t wait to get my vaccination
ReplyThis episode was brought to you by: Big Pharma.
ReplyI’ve got an idea for a study to conduct. How many people who said “No” to get the vaccine in that previous survey have been persuaded to get it by some person on television saying “Hey you idiot, get the vaccine you stupid moron!”
ReplyIf the vaccine wasn’t rushed, why isn’t it FDA approved yet?
Replyfake vaccines are getting caught in India, people are getting rabies shot instead of covid vaccines. how on earth vaccine is safe?
Replywhens the edible gummie version comin out? asking for a friend
Reply*I* want an oval shaped sleeping pod
ReplyUgh what despicable propaganda. How is this guy allowed to be on TV still?
ReplyGod dammit, Mike in Baltimore.. get with it!!
Reply@LastWeekTonight – Please do a story and share on your channel talking about the recent rise in hate crimes agiansts Asians Americans in the US. It seems that there is a new attack mentioned in news every week and your voice on the matter to your youtube audience can do a lot in raising awareness on the issue and encourage others to help end these attacks. Thank you.
ReplyHey John Oliver why don’t you get 10 vaccines to help the health industry to make up for those who don’t you stupid owl
Replythe woman interviewed and anyone who says they are black first is a. black supremacist
Replyhow about this argument: i am unsure i want to take a shot because i am afraid that over protecting my body will lead to be more and more dependant on synthetic protections on the long term, just like i wouldn’t take anti depressant pills when i feel sad.
ReplyFrankly I couldn’t watch it beyond 5 min without getting angry. I am in India and we don’t have enough vaccines here. Ppl are lining up at centers checking available slots every hours while covid is spreading like wildfire. If you don’t want it, send it to people who might use it.
ReplyI bet john floggs himself in front of a picture of black jesus to nullify all of his sins as a European heterosexual male.
ReplyAfrican Americans arent always and only the ones to have been mistreated by big groups like pharma or the government.
Isnt it funny how john can go from being weary of big pharma to now playing the penis flute on all the big players saying that they would never do anything to jeopardize health.
To live in john olivers world is to literally live in the foetal secretion of a chicken.
Maybe john should refrain from talking about complicated science that isnt settled as if science is black and white.
I wonder if someone takes the vaccine and loses their loved one as a media persinality pushing this specific dogma will john be happy to compensate that person for the loss or will he just flippantly say it was nothing to do with him in which case should he be making the plea in the first place?
If you dont want the vaccine dont get it dont let these incredulous people tell you what to do this is not china but it will be if you put up with their insistence ‘they’ know best.
False spin on information! Fact: over 3,000 Americans have died within 3 weeks of receiving the vaccine, this is according to the latest data by the CDC. I’m 100% for people getting vaccinated! But I am 110% for not looking into those deaths. The problem is the government is an interested party so they are not unbiased. They will 100% allow the deaths of some to save the lives of many. The problem is by ignoring these deaths we can’t look into them more closely. The Norway example is not at all what they found John!! The Norway gov’t found that the vaccine side effect were rough for those seniors to handle and it caused their deaths. They were delicate to begin with. So there are a lot of sick and elderly people that may be too delicate for the vaccine or at least both doses since most people report worse side effects after the 2nd dose. So this is just bad reporting, not Fox News level bad but still, lose some creditability bad reporting
ReplyJohn Oliver doing vaccine propaganda now. His handlers must be paying him well.
ReplySince the back of a Kennedy’s head bruh….whaaaaaaaat
ReplyYoutube is literally spamming this shit to people, propagandizing bullshit hysteria. Wtf is this nonsense, this absolute trash journalism.
ReplyDisgracefull, but then again – it is John oliver, the dude that never became Jon Stewart, and never will be as good at anything.
Utterly pathetic
There is one demographic group who is most likely to be hesitant. Dumb people! Need proof? The fact they don’t want to get vaccinated should be enough.
ReplyThose f…. morons!
John Oliver is *OPENLY* confirming he is not a journalist. The pretense is long gone.
ReplyHe’s just a mouthpiece for Neoliberal Capitalist agendas.
Take the vaccine *AT YOUR PERIL!!!* I am sure you won’t live to regret it….
I always tell my patients Covid-19 vaccines are like car seatbelts.
Wearing Seatbelts doesn’t mean I’m 100% accident free. But if I do get into an accident, the seatbelt will reduce my chances of getting seriously injured or dying
ReplyI hweard the second shot is not that nice
Replybut be mindful
thats how you would react on the real virus
bu the symptoms will be 10x worse
cuz its the real thing
and not just a weakend and sterilized version
I also tell them, even if I wear seatbelts, I still have to drive carefully and be mindful of othet road users who may not be wearing seatbelts/helmets or pedestrians
ReplyHopeless.
Replyguarantee you 99% of the likes are fake
ReplyI think some should consider that Pharma Corporations want to make money and many regulations were cut short due to this emergency. Forcing people to do something make them usually even more Anti anything. Mistakes in some Vaccines and no Long term studies wont help this case either. I can understand wanting to vaccinate all but i understand the other side as well.
ReplyWhy dont they offer them money to get one ?
ReplySo funny 06:38 starts with WHATABOUTISM lol
Replythis is the person who shits on the government say we shouldn’t be sheep and not blindly follow the leaders of the world i bet if someone right leaning was in office this narrative would be completely different. I get it I’m not anti vaccine but look at the change in tone on the subject almost instantly little sus to me tbh. I have the vaccine because I know in a year it won’t be free and will no longer be an option but look at the narrative they are creating now.
ReplyThis really got personal for me when John Oliver blurted out at:
Reply2:49 “…You Mike! Mike in Baltimore. I know you got this on in background at work on Monday. So listen to me schedule your vaccine Mike…”
My name just happens to be Mike and I just happened to be in Baltimore when I heard this (I’m an OTR driver delivering merch to a business in Baltimore area) and been thinking to myself lately and voicing my concern to others that I ought to set an appointment to get vaccinated.
3:37 “…So Get the Fck’n Vaccine Mike!!! …”
– Lol
I Will John… I Will… I Promise
Please send vaccines to India…. We are desperate for them
ReplyThat Kennedy joke was fucked up, man.
ReplyMIT completed this dye reseach n published it dec 2019..i mean gates has too much to do with this
ReplyWe are egg.
Replyanybody else think it’s suspicious that the syringe on the lethal injection episode is the same as the one on here?
ReplyYou are giving out false information. Who is paying your salary??????
ReplySo correct me if I’m wrong here The DNA tells your RNA what to make and how to construct the body, if I understand correctly we skipped out the DNA part and started coding specific proteins in the body to combat the corona virus right? So all this depends on how much you trust your government and the people running it…just saying if I ran the world that’s been overpopulated the last thing I would do is save the masses from a virus…
ReplyWhat if you look at what the CDC website is pushing out and what the news reporters and mouthpieces have been saying I totally two different things if people did their own damn homework except listen to someone else they will have the right information to make the informed decision of what you going to do for me I will wait five years because remember they took a lot of shortcuts they cut a lot of restrictions away and they rushed these vaccines that were beginning to find out that is harming a lot of people but I’m not an anti vaxxer it’s just the protocols that are more concerned with
ReplyThe “being caution” excuse is going to kill more people than it saves 🤷🏽♂️ 😢
Reply“(…)the worst thing to come out of Kennedy’s mouth other than the back of his head” <3 10/10 Probably one of the sickest burns in human history.
ReplySolid info in the video, but chill on the Rogan hate. The dude clarified his statement and is about as pro-science as they come.
ReplyNo thanks
ReplyI feel like this is preaching to the choir. If you were undecided and this video convinced you, comment below!
Reply“Worst thing to come out of a Kennedy’s mouth since the back of a Kennedy’s head..” we’re just gonna roll past the ROAST of the century like it’s nothing? 🤣
ReplyJohn Oliver is amazing. Love how funny and educative he is.
ReplyKinda weird for someone to give so much credibility to the CDC or the WHO that have no credibility in my opinion, and are ready to let China ( CCP) do their own investigation on how the whole covid started. And Bill Gates , Fauci how much they’ve profiting from it .
ReplyI’m not against getting a vaccine, but I dont know that I’m going to rush to get one right now. They haven’t been thoroughly tested yet and aren’t *FDA approved either. Im. Concerned about the possible side effects or long term problems that may arise. So for now im sticking to social distancing and wearing my mask. I dont go out often anyways
ReplyI think the potential of getting long haul Covid scared me more than my anxiety for the vaccine. It tends to target 20-30 year old healthy people. Not worth it 🙁
Reply18:59 “A drug cannot turn you into the Hulk”
ReplyWell, I don’t know about the turning green bit, but adrenaline and PCP are things that exist.
Me and my family wat to get it but we have no way to get to the location. The vaccine may be free transportation isn’t.
ReplyYou guys are disgusting… 🤢 share vaccines with the world NOW and allow tourists to vaccinate without lying and coming up with fake addresses…
ReplyFucker Carlson: “What about this AIR we breathe? You ask why we have to breathe it, and they treat you like you’re crazy. But you’re not crazy. You just want to understand why the government wants to force ITS air down our throats without our consent. Why can’t we breathe methane, or lithium, or some other gas of our choice instead of this liberal oxygen people try to foist on us?”
ReplyThe guinee pig jokes really gets me 🤣🤣
ReplyA COMEDIAN TELLING OTHER COMEDIANS HE’S RIGHT AND THEY’RE WRONG……………
YIKES , YOU GUYS REALLY ARE PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS TO TRY AND INFLUENCE WHOEVER WILL LISTEN TO YOUR PROPAGANDA.
Replypromised 6 words, said it 7 times while only counting 5. Its like idiotic version of Chuck Norris.
ReplyNext thing you know, they’re divorced, hmmmmm
ReplyTotal propaganda…..this is disturbing
ReplyGreat show again, and yes there are to many stories on internet, the media should do more debunk that bullshit.
ReplyAll my close male friends and myself had testicular pain for about 12 hours after we got the vaccine. Between us we had all three common in the USA.
Some folks would say it is a silver bullet on fertility, but we all have one thing in common…
Whenever we get the flu we have extreme body pain, including testicular pain. So the vaccine is doing exactly what we expected, even though it suuuuucked.
The ladies in our discord had some fun making jokes about jewels and our manflu for a few weeks. 😂
Only thing I’ll say is that Jon claimed the vaccine has killed zero people, but given the clotting issues, I think it’s irresponsible to make that claim given ongoing investigstions like the one in Oregon.
ReplyA quick scientific explanation for more details:
Replyhttps://youtu.be/R_IaFt2DH20
Abortion kills 5 times more people than Covid yet choice is still law.
ReplyIll get vaccinated when unborn babies are protected.
ReplyErm. You sound like a pharma sales rep John. Fan but this is just weird.
ReplySo, this liberal overbender is Pro-life, then?
ReplyHere in India, we’re fighting tooth and nail to get a vaccine shot and privileged Americans are denying vaccination because of some conspiracy theories. What a disparity.
ReplyGuinea pig bridge
ReplySince when did John become a spokesman for the pharmaceutical companies public relations departments?
Reply22:05 lmfao 😭😭
ReplyIt’s sad to see John Oliver like this, I was a minor fan of his for much of his career. Unfortunate to see him sabotaging and tainting himself and his career. How far and fast someone can fall out of grace…. Hope thing turn around and he gets better, I am rooting for his comeback.
ReplyIt’s a bit disheartening to know that there are people out there who think that this dude is telling them the truth and has their best interest at heart.
ReplyJohn Oliver is a liar!! Fauci is a lair. Herd immunity can never be reached with a virus that mutates! Just like the flu that mutates and hasn’t disappeared. This is the largest human experiment ever.
ReplyThe worst thing is an Anti Vaxx.
ReplyWhere my fellow Astra Zenecas at
ReplyThe Kennedy joke felt out of place
ReplyUuhm! Exactly happened to my sister, as you said John Oliver….somebody threw a party for their 11-yr old son. Invited my sister as one of the other two guests. Unbeknownst to them, she had COVID-19. Got better, but my sister wasn’t lucky. We lost her 😢😢
ReplyI’m afraid of needles, but I got my first dose anyway.
My mother constantly said that she was worried about the symptoms of the shot, but I got my first dose anyway.
I don’t go out if I can help it, do everything in my power to protect others, and possibly may be asymptomatic…
but I got my first dose anyway.
Reply“She’s dead because she didn’t take the vaccine… are you sure the vaccine is safe?” Well im sure af covid isn’t!!!
ReplyThat Black lady is racist af. She’s a black person before a caring person, cuz shes risking lives based on her illogical racism. And yes it’s illogical, cuz white people are taking it… if it was a plan to get black people, then white people wouldn’t be using the vaccine…
Reply22:08
ReplyWow, that was pretty dark. But also hilarious. Either Oliver hired a new writer or his lack of a live American audience is allowing some of his repressed British humour to resurface.
ohhhh shit that kennedy joke, low key brutal
Reply“The worst thing to come out of a Kennedy’s mouth since the back of a Kennedy’s head” PFFFFFFFFFFFFF
ReplyHᴇʀᴅ ɪᴍᴍᴜɴɪᴛʏ ᴄᴀɴ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʙᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴄʜᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ᴠɪʀᴜs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴜᴛᴀᴛᴇs! Jᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ғʟᴜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴜᴛᴀᴛᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀsɴ’ᴛ ᴅɪsᴀᴘᴘᴇᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴜsɪɴɢ ᴠᴀᴄᴄɪɴᴇs. Cᴏᴠɪᴅ ɪs NO ᴅɪғғᴇʀᴇɴᴛ. Tʜɪs ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀʀɢᴇsᴛ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ Fᴀᴜᴄɪ, CNN ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀs ᴡʜᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏʟᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪs ᴀʀᴇ ʟɪᴀʀs!
ReplySo idiots are upset at how quickly it was developed? We got to the Moon in less than a decade, spinoffs resulted in computers and www. Too fast?
ReplyI feel like late night shows are paying yt to remove dislikes or something… The ratio is always locked at 95% even for videos which have spicy comment sections.
Reply“I am Egg.”
ReplyI forgot how hysterical John was. I’m sure his wife loves being with such a funny person.
How are you guys not talking even a little about the dam in Ethiopia..this is about to become a major war between Ethiopia on one side and Egypt and Sudan on the other side
ReplyI’m fully vaccinated and proud of it
Reply14:53 – It seems like you can do exactly 4 of those simultaneously, but not all 6. The first three can run in parallel: defecate, shower, shave. It’s gross but obviously possible, I used to shave in the shower but now I have a beard. The final 3 seem like they all require your mouth, so you can really only pick one: Kiss your family, brush your teeth, and eat breakfast. Kissing your family probably won’t work if you are doing number one (which is #2). This frees up your mouth for eating breakfast or brushing your teeth. Here is my recommendation…
Reply.
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Give up on kissing your family. Invent a breakfast food that is water-stable (for eating in the shower) and cleans your teeth as you chew, like the cat treats that my cat doesn’t like as much but fine, he’ll eat them. The cat treats are basically blenderized rabbit meat with extra stink wrapped in edible sandpaper, and chewing on the sandpaper brushes his cat teeth. I haven’t read the ingredients list (which is out of character), that’s a guess based on the texture and odor. And I’m guessing the texture based on the face my cat makes while chewing, so I could be way off. Considering what they eat for breakfast in England, this might be an upgrade for you, Jon. That’s 5 out of 6, you’re welcome.
9:49 and that’s the reason why the Gates are divorcing 😒🤭
ReplyI’m looking forward to getting my second dose tomorrow.
ReplyDon’t care I’m vaccinated…
Replyit’s crazy how the united states commercialize pharmaceutical drugs and makes people feel guilty when they don’t take the vaccine. we should live with the freedom to choose and not be shamed for deciding otherwise.
ReplyI got my 2nd shot Monday morning before climbing a 3000 foot canyon in the afternoon with a full pack. I then spent 3 nights camped out around 8000 feet (just in case I turned into the Hulk). Alas, all I got was a sore shoulder and a headache.
Replythis guy becomes more of a puppet everyday
ReplyGot my second shot of Moderna yesterday which was 28 days after my first dose.
Reply1st dose I was 100% fine other than me leaning against a doorway the next night which made my muscle a bit sore before that though, I’d almost forgot I’d gotten a shot.
36 hours or so since my 2nd dose and the only thing I’ve experienced was a very mild soreness in my arm but this time, no leaning into a doorway required. (other arm used for 2nd shot)
Pain wise I give it a 1.5 out of 10… it was less-so then a day after the gym by far.
Is anyone else consistently getting this show shoved into their feed immediately after watching anything that disagrees with the mainstream narrative?
ReplyUntil I’m about 80% Pfizer. Ugh a DREAM
ReplyEgg time!
ReplyI think the vaccine cicada did a great job, and I find their optimistic public health screams to be very reassuring. But that’s just me.
ReplyI hate hearing tucker talk. Hes such a manipulative tw@t
ReplyMan who did his makeup? He looks like Mrs. Doubtfire!
ReplyJohn Oliver has gone from taking jabs at corrupt organisations to becoming America’s teacher. HBO educating people through Last Week Tonight.
“it is the worst thing to come out of a Kennedy’s mouth since the back of a Kennedy’s head.” cracked me up.
ReplyI actually want one of those oval shaped sleeping pods now..
Replyill pass
Reply“scrunched face fear baboon”… Brilliant!
ReplyIf ur young u don’t need it. Seriously
ReplyYeah don’t care.
ReplyAll bullshit drink the koolaid sheep
ReplyYour just a rat being tested on by the government
ReplyEven fda refuses it because its bullshit
ReplyI love Tucker Carlson.
Reply7:10 all the shot he’s saying is literally easily googled and some of it I’ve heard from scientists who WORKED ON ONE OF THE VACCINES on Twitter
ReplyBrilliant.
Replythis couldn’t be more scripted 😍😍😍
ReplyAs a Mike who can be lazy from time to time. I’m getting my second Pfizer shot tomorrow!
ReplyI got my vaccine a while ago since I’m an education professional. Using this video, my girlfriend made an appointment mid-video. <3 <3 <3
ReplyAs a Mike listening to this in the background, I’m now considering getting the vaccine
ReplyI say enough with this being voluntary. This should be forced.
ReplyI DID NOT have sexual relations with that woman.
Reply😜💯👌👍👍👍👍
ReplyThat mike from Baltimore hits close to home 🥴
ReplyWhat if you don’t trust the people telling you all this information because you’ve been lied to by everyone in DC and the media so much that you just say “fuck y’all, I’m out”.
Replywhy is the vaccine free, and why are inhalers and other medications expensive as hell?
ReplyJohn, I love Vaccinecicada!
ReplyTwo word “Please just try as had as you can”
ReplyTake this off my recommended feed…
There is ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE that states that this COVID-19 vaccine, eliminates and or reduces the spread…
All the vaccine does right now, according to CDC, John Hopkins Medical Resources, and even WebMD:
“We are still learning whether or not the current Covid-19 vaccines prevent transmission”
This vaccine as of right now only reduces the severity of the symptoms and effects of COVID-19.
Replyegg
ReplyI actually have the most American answer to why I haven’t been vaccinated yet it’s because I don’t have enough sick hours at work just in case I get sick from now vaccine as it is now I’ve been working five weeks without a single day off and a lot of those days have been 16 hour shifts the front line never gets easier
ReplyTucker Carlson, at the 7:00 minute mark asks, “If vaccines work, why are vaccinated people still banned from living normal lives?”
ReplyDidn’t expect Oliver to answer the question and he didn’t disappoint. Just ridiculed the messenger.
So hard to think deeper than “World’s gone mad” these days.
ReplyThat Kennedy joke though…
ReplyTHIS Wife could. 💋😉
Reply0:55 thanks to President Donald J. Trump
ReplyThis age of hysteria actually stimulates secrecy. Because if Bill Gates is actually developing technology for enhancing the human body, like lets say FUCKING ELON MUSK ALREADY IS, he will hesitate to keep you in the loop if you’re gonna cry Armageddon every move he makes.
ReplySo what’s Alex Jones’ reasoning for plaque in his brain?
ReplyBeer: yeah! Dope: Hell yeah! Fast food: YEEAAAHHHH Vaccines: nooooooooo we’re gonna diiiieeeeeeeeeeeeee.
🧠 💀
Replyi am going to take the vaccine, but the thing is, if there was some sort of global conspiracy which wanted us all to take it so that we can all be killed/sterilized/dumbed down, this is the video which they would put out to spread propaganda
ReplyThat Kennedy joke was OUTA POCKET LMFAO
ReplyOnce you have made one corona virus vaccine, making other versions is easy and most of the legwork is already done. It’s not scary at all unless you listen to faux news.
ReplyI guess John is getting close to having a shower-toilette
Replyfor you telling me i need to get vaccinated i wont ever watch you again. Oliver your shows were funny some time ago, but your bias now is just all too much, for no comedy content at all.
ReplySomeone got paid to photoshop Alex Jones wearing a shit-spewing jetpack, and that makes me happy.
ReplyMissed yah JOHN….. My lovely lil perockeet!!!
ReplyI have taken the vaccine, but recall that Kamala Harris said that she would question taking one from Donald Trump. And, since supposedly, all the Senators and Representatives in Congress are vaccinated, why could they not all sit with no masks or distance in Congress for the State of the Union? Shouldn’t the Administration and government show the benefits of vaccination = normalisation? If nothing changes, why should people take the risk, when so much of the statements from the government change or seem more political than scientific? We should give people the benefit of the doubt and not belittle those who question those in authority. It is part of being American.
ReplyWe give the pill to 14 y.o. girls, which has a fuckton of side effects, but this vaccine is like davil’s work?! I mean, come on
ReplyI reminder that in court Fox News argued that Tucker Carlson is entertainment and not news reporting.
ReplyI’m not getting punched in the arm with some shit they just cooked up after 6 months cuz you said so.
ReplyIf you have looked into the science behind the vaccine then you would know there is no person who can tell you it’s 100 percent safe it was made using mRNA technology a technology that has been in development for ten years it can have effects years down the road that no one can predict
Reply3:48 Dude literally says he’d “wanna make sure the vaccine is safe” before taking it, *while his infected mother is being kept alive by hospital machines* ..
ReplyCame back because I thought of something. There are people who are worried that the vaccines got pushed out way faster than normal. They are concerned that it could mean the research was not up to quality. I just wanted to let people know, the only difference between emergency release of a vaccine and the longer method of FDA approval is that the production and trials can occur at the same time. In times of non-emergency each stage has to be performed individually and in order with no overlap. In times of emergency production of the vaccine and trials are occurring at the same time so that as soon as they find out if the vaccine is viable it can be sent out to the public. Normally this would be a waste of resources and money because there is the risk that the vaccine doesn’t work. However in times of emergency this is worth being able to have vaccines available as soon as the trials are done.
ReplyThat all leads to the vaccine being available way before it would be in normal proceedings.
I hope this helps people understand a little more how it got pushed out so fast. It’s not necessarily dangerous because it did, it’s just everything is done at once instead of in a long drawn out process.
Has anyone gotten the Moderna vaccine?
ReplyPfizer isn’t in my area but I hear people experience more of the side effects with the Moderna…
That Kennedy joke was fantastic!!!
ReplyI’m actually allergic to the first shot of the vaccine XD it did little to nothing. It just caused a big bump that itched like crazy lol not dangerous at all
ReplyPeople with no medical or scientific background are propagating their FEELINGS and not facts. That’s dangerous.
ReplyFor every negative headline example, it helps to have a positive headline example, the verbal response is lost without having the positive written message by some people. Thank you for getting the word out about how things are going with the vaccine.
ReplySuper early on my dad was nervous to get the vaccine. The thing that helped him the most was hearing about my friends in the medical field who had all already gotten it and were doing fine. Before me talking to him about that, he didn’t know a single person who had gotten one. I think those personal connections are really helpful to build confidence too.
ReplySo why isn’t the FCC fining Fox News and Tucker for going against CDC recommendations during a world wide pandemic? A state of emergency 🚨??????
ReplyThe deaths in Norway weren’t even correlated at all. Let alone causative
ReplyOnly a Birb furry (or scalie) would have that egg fantasy.
ReplyJohn Oliver wow what a funny guy…not
ReplyRiiiiight…and as the New York Post reported, people are laying dead in the streets, right? Oh wait…or was that a picture from a 2020 gas leak? Riiiight…. don’t trust the mainstream media or anyone else trying to use FEAR MONGERING as a tactic to manipulate people. How about you just say, here’s the vaccine…get it if you want. If you don’t, then don’t.
ReplySuggestion – release a “new, improved” vaccine and in honor of Wrap Speed and our great former president Trump, let us name it the “Wrump Vaccine”. I believe this should increase vaccination among us God fearing folks.
ReplyAh lads, Nuremberg 2.0 is going to be gas!
ReplyQuality of this show has degraded so drastically…
ReplyJFK “joke” was Savage yes, I’d even say barbaric… I wouldn’t laugh at others suffering Schaudenfrade type dehumanizing humor Terrible leadership of young to teach such terrible humor.. Karma would be having next generation laugh at elderly John Oliver while their changing his diaper or colostomy bag
ReplyNot fda approved won’t get it
ReplyCheck out “what I learned from parents who don’t vaccinate t for kids”
ReplyMy take-awaya:
1) Vaccines aren’t really for “your health”, they’re for the collective health of those around you and of society.
2) Our western culture has gone too far in demonizing group peer pressure, social cohesion, and cooperation, and we’ve placed too much emphasis—culturally—on unchecked individualism, even to the point of no social, group, or personal accountability.
“please just try as hard as you can” ❤
ReplyDoes this mean mask and vaccine refusers and their families will be catching and dying off from covid at a higher rate than the rest of us and could this balance or counteract the gerrymandering and voting restrictions being pursued the the GOP? This is the US after all and we have not yet been able to force people to do the right thing.
ReplyTucker Carlson asks questions because he doesn’t have an answer… to anything.
Alex Jones is dumbing down his audience with every word. I feel smarter because I can read through the BS he spews
ReplyIt’s about 313 deaths every week in nursing homes in Norway, tho 400 sounds more crisp n clean, I guess. Strange to bring Norway into the mix in the first place. even weirder with numbers way off base
ReplyWatching this after passing tf out after my first shot. I’m all good now but funny asf
ReplyWe do have nano tec already
ReplyNo vaccine for me. No. Thank. You.
ReplyIs that why Bill and Melinda broke up? I mean not much sex was happening since Windows XE anyways
Reply…i just wikipedia’d John Oliver ….and what i learned from that and the fact that he has 8.6 million subscribers is i finally understand why i see so many stupid bastards riding in their cars with masks on or better yet running on a quarter mile track with DOUBLE masks ….i am going to make a general statement …the average IQ of the 8.6 million subscribers can’t possibly exceed 70..and that is why you poor pathetic creatures believe EVERYTHING your government says and follow it to the letter…mask up my friends and stay six feet apart …one good thing ..if all of you got the vaccine we will certainly raise the intellegence of the gene pool …
ReplySomeone please let John Oliver and the whole broadcasting station know that they are terrorists scaring everyone into submitting to government. Anyone trying to shame people, especially the ones who’ve already had this stupid virus and beat it easily, is a terrorist in my mind. The government has effectively split the population in two. The teachers pets that lick peanut butter off of their nutz, and the ones smart enough to question the bullshit they’ve been fed they’re whole life. Everyone in this show loves peanut butter…
ReplyNotice how this jackass was so busy fearmongering that he didn’t take into consideration the fact that children are not big carriers, or at any serious risk from COVID? Nor did he factor in the people who have already had the virus who have built up natural immunity and thus bring us closer to herd immunity?
ReplyRefusing to get a vaccine? You selfish cowards
ReplyPlease talk about Indian crisis John . . .
ReplyThe way they handle covid is really bad
Please do talk about it
Next week better be about India..
Reply22:06 It took me a second for me to realize what he meant by that joke
ReplyCovid itself did not kill as many as they are reporting, and most who died were old and obese…
ReplyHe’s right 🤣. Old people have gotten the vaccine. There is going to be a pretty good part of them dead in 10 years
ReplyThe wonders of living in a country where you can question stuff – but do it anyway because someone higher up told you to. Hello from Germany, just got my 2nd vaccination done =D
ReplyThat Kennedy joke make me choke on a french fry.
ReplyWhat is the agenda of anti-vaxxers? To kill people?
ReplyThat Kennedy joke was just bad. Not funny. Hurtful. Poor taste. Unnecessary.
ReplyI didn’t know it was available to the general public because it wasn’t for so long.
ReplyI don’t watch the news anymore, I didn’t know I could make an appointment until a lady called me for a political survey and informed me that I can do it. I get one next Tuesday
Funny, I heard Commie La La Harris say if Trump said to take the Vaccine she would REFUSE. Funny how politics changes Science.
ReplyVaccine in a hurry and no “second day pill?”? If Ihave a headache I must shot myself with a vaccine, to avoid taking an aspirine? You worked 24:47 hard to help Big Pharma. You should be rewarded in accordance.
ReplyConvincing Trumpers of ANYTHING sensible is a frustrating, infuriating exercise in futility. I have tried and I do NOT recommend it.
ReplyNow I understant why Melinda Gates and Bill divorced! it’s You the person who disclosed the truth about the Covid Vaccine. It is full of allien nanobots… ; ))
ReplyTIME TO DO A STORY ON THE SITUATION IN INDIA!!!!
ReplyCorrelation isn’t causation unless it doesn’t suit our political agenda! Do your own research people and don’t go off on tv or a few main stream youtube videos. Take care.
ReplyI had been putting it off and putting it off, but after watching this video, I finally decided to actually get vaccinated and I got the first one today. Thank you John for giving me the push I needed. 😊
ReplyThis one you can’t blame on Trump because he actually told people to get the vaccine.
Reply14:50 shit shower shave have breakfast and kiss my family good bye at the same time….?!!? How sick is that guy?:-))))))))))))
ReplyA rant fraught with fallacy and contradiction. And the Kennedy joke was in very poor taste, not that the rest of them were even chuckle worthy.
ReplyJohn how do you know all this info when fda doesn’t know all this info
ReplyYes, India set a world record after the vaccine rollout started. And… as always, the stats are unreliable and manipulated anyway. How stupid ARE people?
ReplyDid you get your 15 jabs yet? Lol! Complicit with the killing propaganda! How can people be so stupid to believe this shit?
Reply“. . . the worse thing to come out of a Kennedy’s mouth since the back of a Kennedy’s head . . . ” Not right and not funny. 22:05. https://youtu.be/gPHgRp70H8o?t=1325 But, I loved the rest of the piece, John.
ReplyEverybody knows vaccines don’t cause Hulkification (that’s the technical term). Only an over dose of gamma ray radiation can do that. And don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.
ReplyJohn Oliver I think you are sooooooo smart!!!!👍🏻🥰❤️😂
ReplyYou are a light in a very dark world. Thank you! Now stop taking a break every other week because THE WORLD needs YOU!
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ReplyFully vaxxed and all I had was a sore arm for a day
ReplyWhat I got from all this is that I want to be a Guinea pig with a feces powered jetpack
Reply*I got my second shot yesterday! I cannot wait to go back to the gym!*
Reply“With the gloop” :))
Reply“Being a guinea pig has its upsides”
ReplyNervous looking Peruvian…
Cuy
So how does the vaccine prevent the auto immune response that is the cause of serious illness?
ReplyOnly in America is Stupidity tolerated and encouraged to such a monumental degree. Unvaccinated people shouldn’t be allowed to fly, eat out or put their children in school.
ReplyI’m one of the holdouts. Even if I were to get the vaccine, I still have to do physical prevention because 1) the virus mutates 2) the vaccine wears out. So if I have to do physical prevention anyway, what’s the point of getting the vaccine? You just get the hassle of making appointments, feeling sick for two days, and a false sense of security. I never thought I’d say this, but Tucker Carlson is right on this one.
ReplyYes, I’m quite aware of the Tuskeegee experiment — and of other atrocities from days long ago that John Oliver probably does NOT know about. But I still don’t understand why a black woman’s inane conspiracy theory should be treated any more respectfully than Alex Jones’ inane conspiracy theory.
What is she saying — that 200 million Americans, most of them white, have received the vaccine simply to lull the black population into a false sense of security? Does she think that the Illuminati hate black people SOOOOO effing much that they are willing to kill off millions of non-blacks just to get the poison into black arms? Or is she saying that vaccine administrators all around the country (including the black ones) are willing participants in a plan to inject black people with a DIFFERENT vaccine? Does she really think that such a thing is possible?
A stupid conspiracy theory is a stupid conspiracy theory. You shouldn’t get a pass for propounding a stupid conspiracy theory simply because you’re black.
ReplyPeople are hesistent because they don’t trust the government. It’s a catch 22. I mean, can you blame them? If they are the ones to get the rare blood clots, they _likely_ won’t have the health”care” they need for long-term care/assistance.
On one hand, we have the rich and wealthy running the government. On the other hand, people are literally going bankrupt over a lack of an NHS. The rich and powerful literally created this problem.
They fund think tanks to discredit science, and then blame the very same people they’ve brainwashed and primed. _Plus, they always cut corners anyway. It wouldn’t be a surprise if they cut corners w/the mRNA gene editing technology. They’re creating and perpetuating the problems, and won’t take responsibility by “fixing” it._
ReplyWell John, people are not against vaccines, but against lieing governments. The last several decades taught them not to trust, whatever their so called leaders told them. You’re not the first bullhorn to tell the folks to get their damned vaccines finally.
ReplyThank you.
ReplyMike!! Get it together!
ReplyExactly so irritating that it’s too big to fit in a normal wallet. Probably a strategy so that we wouldn’t lose it but a failed strategy since we can’t carry it with us which is where we need it.
ReplyTake a picture with your phone one says OK but what if my phone battery is dead as it often might be during travelling.
I’ve had 250k patients vaccinated at my site, and only 3, that I’ve heard of, had any issue during observation. By any issues, I mean dizziness, slight shortness of breath or nausea. Basically, mild dehydration from a standard Arizona summer day. Get your shot, and let’s get this country back to normal.
ReplyHas anybody done a study of the skeptical people? Maybe many of these people actually had gotten Covid-19 and recovered? That’s the only believable excuse. If you already recovered, why take the vaccine?
Replyi work at one of these vaccine manufactures if you only seen what we put in this it would be banned. I have no idea WTF they where thinking but am advising my family to avoid these due to risk of allergenic reactions.
ReplyI got the J&J a week before the pause. I was tired that evening, had a few body aches and a nasty headache in the morning, but other than that I was fine. When I heard about blood clot concerns, I made sure to hydrate like I was planning a vacation in the Sahara. I’m needle-averse but this is one situation that made me eager to roll up my sleeve. And I don’t mind continuing to wear a mask either. I bought a lot of cute ones on Etsy and not only do I not want my money to be wasted, it’s really nice to not have to put on lipstick.
ReplySuggested COVID Prevention Protocol, rather than vaccines with no established long term test results and promoted by companies that have a history of questionable practices, dangerous medications and profiteering at the expense of lives:
Good Food Based Multivitamin
Liposomal Vitamin C 1000 mg once a day. (only LivON or Quicksilver brands, the rest are questionable)
Quercetin 250 mg BID
Note on Quercetin – Taxifolin is better, Siberian Larch – check Ebay. Myricetin is the best overall, but heavily suppressed in the USA)
Cromoglicic acid (Nasalcrom 1x a day in each nostril)
B complex vitamins
Zinc 15-20 mg/day
Melatonin: 0.5-5 mg at night (whatever you tolerate best)
Vitamin D3 10,000 iu/day
Echinaforce 10 drops in a glass of water, 3x Day.
If you get symptoms, add in Clemastine 1.34mg 3 times a day (replace with 10mg BID Cloperastine if a cough presents and discontinue Clemastine)
Take 1Tbsp Mesosilver 2 times a day. Up your Liposomal-C, Zinc, and Quercetin dosage. Add in Famotidine (PepcidAC) if you have any gastrointestinal issues during this period. Also if available, Don Croft Terminator 2 Zapper or Bob Beck Blood Electrifier if you get infected.
Disclaimer: I am not a healthcare professional. This is based on publicly available research and testing on family/self and is no substitute for medical advice from your physician. The posting of this information is protected under the First Amendment of the US Constitution with the provided disclaimer this doesn’t constitute medical advice from a healthcare professional.
ReplyThanks John, you singlehandedly changed my mind. Will go get the Covid vax. When it is freely available in South Africa. Probably somewhere in 2034. Our health system is a joke. But at least, you resolved all my doubts and questions. So thanks.
Reply#VaxxxineNazis will pay.
Reply21:58 “I’m furry”
ReplyStrange World we live in, where we apparently need comedians to give mediecal advices.
ReplyIt will be funny when Johns followers try to convince sceptics: “Well, The comedian says that the experts say….” or “Well most of The deaths in Norway was old People who Would die anyway”, when it is clearly The case whith COVID-deaths in Norway as Well.
Well, shit. I’m all for the vaccine and am fully vaxxed and I can’t find my card. Kudos, John.
ReplyRupert Murdoch and all the Trumpster nutjobs need to be arrested and tried as soon as possible before they fuck up things even more. The stupidity is mind blowing.
Replythe american have too much vaccines while in my country….
ReplyWell guess what. As an Indian, I’ve seen how India is another “democratic” country where people love to throw their “freedoms” in everybody else’s face.
ReplyWhile hundreds of millions in India are/intend to be vaccinated, India has its fair share of anti-vaxxers too, for covid. I’ve personally heard of innumerable examples of people refusing to take the vaccine. Exactly the same problem there; thousands of vaccines go wasted everyday even though India manufactures its own vaccine. Not to mention, how many people completely disregard public distancing rules as if it’s trivial.
It is largely driven by political propaganda (what a surprise) but it’s also very sad how people are stupid enough to blindly fall for it.
A situation like covid could be engineered by certain people for nefarious reasons. Or maybe not. Now isn’t the time for that argument; now is the time to save lives.
I guess in some respects, India is not so different from the US after all
We shouldn’t need the world to help us. We need us to help ourselves and some of us need to stop being stupid about this situation
Suck it John!
ReplyCovid is also an intelligence test and clearly a LOT fail that test.
Reply*ex-wife!
Replyyes mr john! i will certainly get the vaccine because you told me to! and you’re famous so i listen!
ReplyI love how most of these anti vaxers are perfectly comfortable puttting other absolute shit in their bodies, like alcohol, nicotine and unhealthy food. Those are much more likely to do the damage they are so afraid of.
Replyyou left out very important information: the reason why this vaccine is developed quicker than normal, isn’t just because bureaucracy was reduced, but also because we skipped the monitoring of long-term side effects.
Replyunder normal cirumstances, nobody would agree to this process. it’s still the only way there is. i have my vac incoming the end of this month.
You only get one microchip from the J&J shot but if you get the two dose vaccine, well you get TWO microchips. I mean how sweet is that? I got my second microchip yesterday and boy is my arm tired.
ReplyAs a Norwegian, it is interesting to see that the 23 deaths in January were a news headline abroad. Here it was just a notice, in which our National Health Directorate explained just as John did. Wierd experience, all of them were 85+ in age, so it was no surprise they did die.
ReplyYou call it “Pfizer”, we call it “Biontech” 😇
ReplyFor me, vaccines are not a “cure” for this time, it’s just an “alternative for protection” from a deadly virus only… If you still doubt on it, try to “feel brave” to get yourself vaccinated by getting more “pure” informations! We can be the winners soon!!!
Reply5:45 Honestly, I don’t understand that.
ReplyDid he address the people who already had the virus?
ReplySo in your world debate about the single biggest mass vaccination programme ever conducted on the planet is not allowed and anyone who asks questions about this very important topic is a moron? But trying to coerce people with reasonable and legitimate concerns to take an experimental vaccine is totally fine. And we should listen to you because you care about us so much when by your own admission you say yourself that you are are petty and based on the evidence of your Kennedy quote you are also crass and by your speech and demeanour you are generally a bully. How much do they pay you since you sold your soul John.
ReplyI too have had the vaccine and am feeling distinctly “Boss Ass Bitch” good to know that’s where that feel came from. No word yet on any 5g service.
ReplyOh here’s the social-communist John Oliver back to youtube.
ReplyPretty soon you will see the effect of this genetic experiment . Your vaccinated ? You still have too wear masks , hold distance , cant travel , ALL restrictions stil enforced … Phizer ceo admits that vaccinated people are “shedding” , people are more likely to get corona AFTER the jab , sooo great job John , how much millions do you get ?? Your a pros====e , and people …if you think the media is your guide … GET JABBED , we will be observing your experiment with glee .
ReplyI’m not taking that crap, not worried about covid and don’t need this, if your scared of life you stay home. My freedoms don’t end when your fear begins
ReplyVery long document from UK.gov website listing all side effects that have happened so far in the UK. 66 page document. AstraZeneca Vaccine https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/983475/COVID-19_vaccine_AstraZeneca_analysis_print.pdf
ReplyPfizer Vaccine side effects from Uk.gov website, list is from UK residents only, who knows how many from around the world. No media reporting about side effects. https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/983472/COVID-19_mRNA_Pfizer-_BioNTech_vaccine_analysis_print.pdf
ReplyWhat is Worthless Alex Jones going to do when he gets called on his lies?
ReplyFree vaccines have to be a “limited-time offer” THAT Will solve vaccine hesitancy. Remember you’re dealing with Americans here. Gotta speak their language. In 2 months the price of getting the vaccine goes up to $100. After 3 months $500 paid out of pocket only. You can always have free blue light specials from time to time after that. But putting a time limit on free is the only way to get Americans to go grab the deal.
ReplyThis sounds like the devil debunking every valid reason everyone has for not taking this vaccine. This man is deceived whether he knows it or not, not mention is very disrespectful in talking to the public as if we are stupid, he sounds like the devil. This vaccine is leading to the mark of the beast according to the book of Revelations, and no one according to the Bible will go to heaven if they take the mark! Prophecy that was foretold in the Bible is unfolding right before our eyes. Seek Jesus while he may be found. Google Romans 10:9-10. Be Saved, be blessed, be free in Christ and go to heaven. God bless you!! ♥️🕊
ReplyYou’ll always be a “boss a$$ b1tch” to me, John Oliver! 💪
ReplyHey John how about doing a Tucker Carlson style segment about climate change. Ex: could it be that ExxonMobile doesn’t have society’s best interest at heart? I wonder if their profits actually depend on government subsidies?? do you think maybe their business wouldn’t even turn a profit on its own? Why are they fighting so hard to stop government action on climate change? Could it be they see it affecting their ability to buy their second Private Island bunker?
ReplyNice subtle email notification sound at 23:00
ReplyShit, I WISH the vaccine caused infertility. Me and the lady agree we don’t want kids. I’m disappointed, Phizer. REALLY disappointed.
ReplyDon’t care. Not taking the vaccine. Not my problem. Sorry NOT sorry.
ReplyLol can someone explain to John Oliver it’s normal in journalism to ask questions lmao
ReplyAs a fellow Brit, glad to see Mr Oliver getting such important massages across in handy 25mins chunks, Keep it up me old mucker.
ReplyI can’t understand it… I flew from Latin America to get the vaccine here in USA because people is dying in my country… and you are not using them… I really don’t understand it… and about Fox News… maybe you can try vaccination with Lysol as Trump suggested a year ago 🤦🏽♂️
Reply22:27 “the worst thing to come out of a Kennedy’s mouth since…” NO JOHN, JUST…NO!! Whoever wrote that joke really miscalculated your audience. Fire them please.
ReplyWho the hell is still listening to Alex Jones?
ReplyJohn, please do an episode on how US tax payer money is paying for ethnic cleansing in Palestine. #SaveSheikhJarrah
ReplyThis man is junk and will rot in Hell for pushing the murder vax
ReplyAsk yourself why they are pushing something that has a 99% survival rate
ReplyAnyone who doesn’t question this can deal with their maker as God is against this. The diocese in St Louis said No way!
ReplyYou can’t sue for a bad vaccine. They have their own courts and make it impossible to sue them. Your immune system works fine
ReplyThey want you scars of air and this man is lying in your face. Ask him why his second sons name is never mentioned? Did he get the kid from Epstein?
ReplyHelp please. Can someone explain the Kennedy/head/mouth joke?
ReplyI love ya John but these are weak arguments
ReplyPs, john oliver, you must be the captain of the douche canoe.
ReplyNbc news now thats a credible unbiased source of science facts. ….. or not
Replythe man in this video is bad for his position on the net and shpuld not be using bad language. be nice to people and they should return better outlook.don’t cuss people to get a point across
ReplyWay to ignore Kamala Harris who was fear mongering about the vaccines as well.
ReplyImagine being Mike from Baltimore listening to this at work in Monday.
ReplyNo.
ReplyI just can’t get over “aggressively stupid” being an acceptable, let alone an influential behaviour for a newscaster, but there’s Tucker Carlson, being performatively terrible at the job “Fox NEWS” would suggest. It’s really more like Fox Whats
ReplyI’m sure paranoia and stupidity has crumbled nations before, but it’s an amazing thing to see symptoms of in 2021.
:egg:
ReplyThe virus is our enemy. Not getting the vaccine is providing a place for the virus to infect, multiply, and learn to get around our defenses. Not getting the vaccine is providing aid to our enemy. It’s hard to think of a more unpatriotic act.
ReplyWhat exact is pundits’ game for being anti vaccine? How do they benefit from their people getting sick and society still being shutdown?
ReplyUgh…
I’m so tired of this propaganda.
Why is natural immunity from cross-reactive Tcells & recovered individuals totally ignored in the herd immunity convo?
ReplyWe’ve already reached the threshold.
Chumps.
Inject our crappy experimental product OR ELSE!
Who makes this product? Repeat Federal criminal corporations with a long history of reckless endangerment of the public. NBD.
John Oliver is gross.
ReplyImagine Tarzan playing with letter blocks, each block made a sound, he put a few together and it sounded out (GOD) he was so excited he had to build another and it sounded out (WORD) he was puzzled by the second one so he gave it to (GOD) and that’s when the WORD became GOD! he went around putting a GOD given WORD off on everything else and the people began to worship it.
Next thing you know the Word God had orchestrated a scenery and drawing pictures to communicate became a thing of the past! God the father was the Word, he was good for Mother Earth! And now…Here we are today! The father (ABCDEF) had a son (abcdef) and they both had the power of the (Holy Ghost) spiritual word that manifested the numbers. alpha and omega, alphabet and number. The son was rejected, but later the people came to accept him for with the sons letters came speed writing. Consciousness; conducted-science-adventurous-awareness (T t word) cross is the sword stands for the words in your head you live and die by. Guard your mind with a crown of thorns.
10 simple commandments
1-thou shalt not have any other Gods before me (nothing comes before your ABC’s and 123’s)
2-thou shalt not make unto the any graven images (don’t worship idols statues and carvings they will not provide, your ABC’s and 123’s do, don’t let that confuse you)
3- thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy Gods name in vain (only a fool hates to learn)
4- remember the sabbath day, to keep it Holy (you will need time to put this all together in your head)
5- honor thy father and thy mother (Happy parents lead a happy house hold)
6- Thou shalt not murder (No one learns a lesson from the grave)
7- thou shalt not commit adultery (a child with divided parents is divided within)
8- thou shalt not steal (when you get what you wanted you’ll find it’s not what you really want at all)
9-Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor (it’s a lesson you can avoid)
10- thou shalt not covet (What one sees isn’t always what it seems)
“The God of all Mankind comes from the spirit within them which they transformed into the Word giving it a separate body to lead them in the world in which they exist”
ReplyPromised 6 words, said 7, and counted 5
*MATH*
ReplyPlease please please put the subs in other languages
ReplyThe egg bit broke me
ReplyI used to be an egg. But then I started HRT.
ReplyIt’s okay Vaccicada, I still love you.
ReplyMy body my choice NO vaccine for me.
ReplyDude you’re weird as hell. WTF is with the whole Egg segment … You need to be institutionalized for real.
ReplyDr. Vladimir Zelenko has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for Hydroxychloroquine (HCQ) OH OH this could have saved thousands of death they did not have to die!
ReplyAnd wait, so you’re giving Donald Trump credit for Operation Warp Speed?
You’re a Donald Trump supporter? Wooow
ReplyDo not wear mask it makes your immune system weak. Vaccine are bad they make spike protein body you may react in a bad way even death
ReplyAll you need to know- ever since SARS they have had a vaccine. SARS turned out to not be an outbreak, thus they shelved the vaccine. Enter Corona, the they utilized the SARS vaccine and updated it with a new cocktail. Let’s not forget that SARS too was a Corona virus.
Replyhttps://youtu.be/_FuPUL3l1OE
ReplyThere is absolutely no reason for a healthy 8 year old boy or 27 year old pregnant woman to get an EXPERIMENTAL vaccine. Furthermore, Congress should make it law that no business or school can coerce any employee, customer or student to take an experimental drug.
ReplyThe argument that John puts forward about why the deaths in Norway is hyperbolic, and should not be viewed as a threat, can easily be used in the same way about the corona virus in general 🙂
ReplyI love your insight. Please do a piece on the Israeli Apartheid regime for us to be educated about the true disruptions to peace in that land.
ReplyLucky guinea pigs
ReplyWhy is Madison Square Garden round?
ReplyWhen Oliver says the vaccine is only 95% effective he is either playing ignorant or misleading the public. NOT A SINGLE member of the Moderna or the Pfizer vaccine control groups were even hospitalized much less died. The 95% effective figures comes from the number of people who became infected with COVID.
ReplyI support you, but as a fan, your age has been worrying, John Cena, still looks amazing, and yet in three years of a great show…you look 25 years older. CANADA LOVES YOU
ReplyThis show sucks
ReplyOmg… if there was a real pandemic, people wouldn’t need convincing now would they. Florida, Texas… all getting out of hand with all those lost measures… Or isn’t it?!
ReplyAnybody who knows India, or brazil if you like, know that personal health and hygiene are on a way different level than us here on the “western” part of the world. And that’s just one difference. Look at Japan or Sweden or so for a real good comparison. (Or Uganda.. you’d be amazed )
Kind of weird that John doesn’t actually answer any of the completely valid questions that sticker presents.
Oh, I know why. It’s because John is a propagandist.
Replythe guy who promised 6 words, said 7 and counted 5, hes just supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
ReplyWow! That Kennedy comment was uncalled for. Why?
ReplyThe number of people who want to treat COVID as a minor inconvenience for other people to deal with blows my mind.
ReplyJOHN vs. TUCKER … 5 ROUNDS
ReplyToo soon 😅
ReplyI got my J&J shot today!
ReplySalk Institute: “The spike protein “damages cells” and causes “vascular disease” even without a virus.”
ReplyIn an article entitled, “The novel coronavirus’ spike protein plays additional key role in illness“, published on April 30th, 2021, the Salk Institute warns that, “Salk researchers and collaborators show how the protein damages cells, confirming COVID-19 as a primarily vascular disease.” https://www.salk.edu/news-release/the-novel-coronavirus-spike-protein-plays-additional-key-role-in-illness/
03:15 Actually, you can still be a carrier even after being vaccinated …
ReplyFarking folks like Tucker are so dangerous.
Replythe Kennedy joke tho
ReplyI’m nervous to get the vaccine as an immuno-compromised person. I’ve seen a lot of conflicting information about it, and I know how sick I can get. I don’t just get “a little sick” if I get sick, I get so sick I feel like I’m gonna die. I’m really scared of how bad the symptoms of the shots would be for me. Is there anyone who either is or knows people who are immuno-compromised who got the vaccine?
ReplyAreas which reach herd immunity will be desirable places to visit and spend tourism dollars.
ReplyThanks for putting this info out there
ReplyNo way I am not taking it! The VP said don’t trust it because it was Trump who got it done. I don’t trust it because the great VP said not to. Don’t care what she said after that. She said the truth to begin with.
ReplyJohn Oliver is one of the few people that can take a serious subject, and humorously educate his audience.
ReplyThe VP is doing a great job at the border so I trust her when she says don’t take it!! Keep up the great work VP!!
ReplyNo
ReplyIf you step back and consider how this whole presentation is delivered with s kind of ‘aw shucks, ha ha just kidding but seriously,’ you can tell that the network producers consider the intelligence of the average American to be just a half a click above moron. This is the scariest shit I’ve seen in a while. We are doomed.
Replywell, you can blame the government lies, DR Fauci Lies, and in many cases the mass media for spreading bullshit about how vaccines work. also, Anti-Vaccinng was invented in the US. Send those vaccines to Canada so we can get rid of Trudeau please!
Reply“I didn’t get the vaccine because I’m black”… Lmao. The syphilis thing isn’t even slightly analogous to a global pandemic.
ReplyRegular doctors should just promote it. No one famous needs to do it. If normal people did it, it would represent all of us.
ReplyWe need a real vaccine.. This so called vaccine is just a synthetic copy of the covid virus. That’s why it’s only good for about 6 months. If they would come up with the real thing I would get it.
ReplyMoney out of thin air – William Cooper
ReplyAHAHAHAHA gory assassinated president joke…omg so edgy!!!! and hilarious!!
that was about the most pathetic excuse for a “joke” i’ve ever heard
ReplyThe CDC isn’t sure??? That’s why people aren’t sure..
Replyso many people i know are afraid of the vaccine ,for others its a life saver are we really this good to defeat nature the very thing that made us, we understand so little yet do so much we are so small but dream so large, ,within our short life’s we must find reason ,reason for what we are who we are and where we are going we fear the unknowing yet we are the unknowing we do not fit in only with our self’s and our self worth and still the virus grows and like us just wants to live never knowing the damage it causes . all for the good of its self
ReplyThe Kennedy joke was grim but sO funny
ReplyScrunch faced fear baboon 🙌
ReplyWhere I live vaccines are not readily available, infections and death rate are going up and my American friends say in their country they are giving it out “like candy”. Smh. You know…the rest if the world (not Europe of course) can actually use those vaccines to save our lives.
Replygreat show, but does anyone think that black girl was weird……question” did you get vaccinated…” reply”I’m black first.,” wtf…I’m white…who gives a sh&t…..you was not asked that question
ReplyQn supporters believe that you cannot post anything thay is not true on the internet 🤣
ReplyNot everyone trusts Big Pharma as much as you do, John. Yeah, I’m getting mine. My wife already has hers. But you need to understand that our government has destroyed the trust people had. So that is the issue. I’m getting it, but honestly, I don’t want to. And my two kids in their 20’s are not getting it.
ReplyAnd four days later, Bill and Melinda announce a divorce… I’m thinking this means there are microchips in the Covid vaccine.
ReplyThis pushed me over the edge. I’m getting it done … soon. Thank you John.
ReplyIf this shot is soo good, why are you having to sell it so hard? I’ll pass on the shot for the wuhan flu with a 99.9% survival rate
Reply“I am egg ” got me🤣
ReplyA vaccine is one which prevents the disease. It’s not preventing in many cases. So it’s not a vaccine.
ReplyWhen it comes to Tucker Carlson: just show me his face, don’t try to make me listen to him– I always skip way too far ahead in the video because, as I believe I’ve stated on a previous video, I cannot stand listening to that man speak. If you show me his face my brain can fill in the rest.
ReplyVaccine Cicada, we see you.
Replyhttps://youtu.be/bh07jvjXaK0
ReplyTHIS IS WHY WE LOVE JOHN OLIVER!!!
ReplyComedy…..
ReplyFRANK JAEGER
ReplyDamn….Im indian and im thankful that people here dont have as much vaccine hesitancy as in the US
ReplyLove John’s description of Tucker’s baboon face!😂😂
Replykeep talking in your bubble of 13 year olds, no one else would accept the bs you are peddling in support of mega corporations vaccinating the whole planet with untested medicines even after obvious side effects have been shown to occur in many people, especially young and heatlhy individuals who neednt get vaccinated at all, except for your fear of transmission of more dangerous variants, oooooooh the dangerous variants that can negate any vaccine, what bullshit is this. how much money did it take johnny boy?
ReplyThe issue isn’t shining a light on people not getting vaccinated, the issue is the mixed messages we keep getting from officials (not media) on how effective vaccines are, what we can do after getting them and which vaccines are safe or not (stopping a vaccine because of blood clots for only a week then bringing it back with no verification this isn’t an issue other than issuing a statement saying “it’s safe” isn’t smart).
Give people one message and stick to it and if you don’t, do not blame people for being unsure about getting vaccinated.
The misinformation isn’t because of the media, it’s because officials have mixed messages (many times the same officials).
Good video but saddened why this video didn’t shine a light on that subject a little more (not as much as I’d like to see at least).
Bottom line is, mixed messages (from officials and media) and half assing pulling a vaccine to verify for potential issues aren’t helping and do merit hesitancy.
Replycan you do an episode on the shity u.s. or u.k. foster car sistum ?
ReplyWay too many privileged people in America. Most countries can’t get a hold of the needed vaccines.
ReplyIts easy. Your arm hurts and you helped saved future humanity. Good job fellow idiots.
ReplyWish this clown would tell Biden he wears a mask outside around no one but goes to the Carter’s that are literally a hundred with no mask the leaves a puts on mask. Lol this administration is a joke
Replyanti vaxxer wants testing … but will take untested homeopathy and essential oil treatments …
ReplyI think John is missing the real reason for that microchips in the vaccines conspiracy. There are tons of Catholic and Evangelical visionaries who feed into the idea that the Mark of the Beast will be a piece of technology will be adopted by the ignorant secular population. This is related to ideas around ‘The Illumination’ ‘The Warning’ ‘The Three Days of Darkness’. There is a massive hidden culture among followers of private revelation (i.e. prophets, visionaries, locutionists, etc.). The rest of the world seems unaware of this hidden narrative among this group but it’s behind almost all of this stuff. That the Gates’ did research on this just fits the pre-existing narrative – it’s a cherry picking of evidence to support ideas promulgated by prophets, etc. John should definitely look into this but it’s hard to do when you aren’t exposed to it yourself. You won’t get the truth of you just ask this group.
ReplyNews Flash: Scientists have confirmed the moon is made of cheese, and Neptune is a giant frozen ball of tutti frutti ice cream.
ReplyTucker Carlson is the living rebuttal to: “There are no stupid questions.”
Reply6:30
Anti vaxxers should be designated terrorists and be treated like terrorists.
ReplyIs it just me or is the “vaccine” poster in the background an altered version of the “lethal injection” poster from a later story
ReplyMention who initiated operation warp speed.
ReplyVaccines are not a profit center, so companies don’t prioritize them. But covid actually cut average human lifespan by a perceptible amount, so vaccine research and capacity need to be enhanced. All of capitalism needs to get on board with this, because if lifespan starts shrinking, that means deflation and asset stranding for all businesses. Capitalism should not be a rush to the lifeboats.
ReplyThe only F… guy is Fauci that is link to China and the virus. Also it is not a vaccine it is an experiment which still is not been proof yet! Sorry but you do it Okk but not pushed to others
ReplyNo even mention that gates is Asi reste to this and you know how dangerous is that guy with experiment remember India Africa how many pepe had died do you his experiments
Replyu people don’t want, it send it to us (india)
Replysimple
24% of the population are children ineligible for vaccine. Between 25%-40% of adults will refuse the vaccine. Herd immunity not in the near future
ReplyIf there is no demand for vaccines in USA please start exporting them. I’m ready to pay for pfizer or moderna (much more than it costs) but it’s not simply available for me.
ReplyHere we go again… do as government says so
ReplyYou can still get COVID-19 after being “immunized”
ReplyMaybe because they took one and have to wait for the next; or they don’t and won’t take it; or they feel one shot of a two shot vaccine is enough.
ReplyThank you, Different groups not just one group doesn’t want this.
ReplyProblem man
ReplyOk well you can be dead from everything in 10 years. That’s not necessarily because of MRNA.
Reply*couBSgh*
ReplyA comedian giving a medical advice.. is this legal?
ReplyAnd when it’s coming from a prostitute comedian media it’s then immoral and evil…
What a piece of manipulation 🤯
17:15 – “The only women that suffered pregnancy loss are the one that get the placebo”. Aha, and that is not suspicious at all?
In Croatia, Pfizer killed 45 people with bad machines for dialysis and they said: “it is not our fault”.
Trust Pfizer?
ReplyN E V E R.
#savesheikhjarrah
Reply150 Dead ferrets all agree this product is safe for humans
ReplyInfertility and irregular menstrual cycles are totally unrelated … Nothing to see here
ReplyWe want more of Vaccine Cicada
ReplyHey John when the pandemic does end, dont bring audience just keep continuing this 🙂
ReplyI’ve got 7 words for you. I love you!
ReplySee this is what i am talking about……….At 3:54 the video above mentions an 80 year old lady who died of covid. COME ON MAN SHE WAS 80 YEARS OLD. SHE LIVED AN ENTIRE LIFE SPAN AND THAT IS WHY SHE DIED. IF SHE HAD GOTTEN THE FLU SHE WOULD HAVE DIED ALSO. Not wanting to take an UNTESTED vaccine for a pandemic that is ONLY DEADLY to people who are in hospices or people who already lived AN ENTIRE LIFE SPAN is not stupid
ReplyOh my god. Then towards the end of the video he brings up 23 people who died from getting the covid vaccine. And HE SAYS THE SAME EXACT THING I SAID ABOVE. They did not die from the covid vaccine but they died cause they were all old AND GUESS WHAT………..OLD PEOPLE DIE.
Funny how “old people just die cause they are old” when they get the covid vaccine BUT WHEN OLD PEOPLE DIE of covid it has nothing to do with them being old and already lived an entire life span. OH MY GOD IS THAT A HYPOCRITE
Got Moderna today. So fucking happy!
ReplyOk John, I have been putting it off because my life has gotten a bit busy. But you are right, so I have made a appointment for myself and my lady. We will follow thru, thanks for the gentle push. Love the show and you rock.
ReplyWe do need people like you to talk about the genocide in East Jerusalem
Replyyo that kennedy joke came out of fucking nowhere…as did the bullet for him okay sorry just wanted to say it before you do
ReplyIn the mean time in Europe. I desperately want a vaccine but I have to wait, it is not my turn. Sorry we export vaccines, have to wait a bit longer son.
ReplyI don’t know what this fucking level of fox news fakes news about vaccines. This is a fucking pandemic
Replywhich 3 things?! (15:00)
ReplySo happy I was able to get rid of herpes virus through the help of Dr Aloyee on YouTube Herbal supplements..
ReplyI’m not gonna lie that guinea pig song about the guinea pig bridge made me happy
ReplyAlex J is sort of the king of cognitive dissonance as far as conspiracy theorists go. He can ask his supporters to believe some of the most contradicting things, like support trump, even though trump also supports vaccines therefore, support the person who wants to depopulate you..the list just goes on and on. I’m still impressed with the work he did after the 16′ election. Spending decades droning about globalism only to trick his followers into thinking trump is some type of reformed elitist was quite mind f*ck for his audience, wasn’t sure he was that good, but I guess he is.
ReplyCurious how much big pharma is paying you for this disgusting rant. Are you a doctor are you a scientist where’s your facts. You’re debunking people that have stacks of them. real scientists and real doctors not a sarcastic disgusting so called comedian like you John
ReplyIm always in support of John, he is one of the smartest guys out there thanks to his researchers, but the sentense “the vaccine killed 0 people” is not technically correct.
As he himself said, the Johnson and Johnson Vaccine, same as the Astrazeneca one, caused sinus vene thrombosis which kills about 50 people in Europe, not sure how many in the US, but while siginificantly small, it is still the reason why they got pulled from being administered and this has to be stated clearly.
ReplyThere is no evidence or studies for long and short-term side effects, so nobody can tell for certain if the vaccines are safe or not.
ReplySend the vaccines to us in South Africa. We are desperate for them here.
ReplyAnd here is the latest news from Tucker Carlson
Reply” What is going on? Does anybody know? I mean what’s all that all about ? Do you know? Can you be sure? Wahat the fuck is happening?” He has made a career out of this. What’s all that about?
There is a fundamental error in your discourse. The vaccine DOES NOT PREVENT INFECTION. It DOES NOT STOP YOU from getting it and/or giving it to someone else. It lowers your risk of getting a severe case and/or dying from Covid. Period. I am appalled that you, of all people, did not double-check this fact before recording this video. Please stop spreading misinformation that will only make vaccinated people more complacent and cases begin to surge once again. Sincerely, a Biochemical Engineer who is NOT an anti-vaxxer.
ReplyVaccines are made into real eggs. So your egg fantasy is totally logical
Replythe root of all fear is the unknown. the government needs to take that into account
ReplyI hate tucker carlson and I’m a conservative
ReplyExcellent, as always.
ReplyLet’s talk about the vaccine then:
It’s experimental, only has emergency use authorization, its efficacy is questionable, its producers deny responsibility. So we are looking here at the greatest human experiment in the history of humankind. For a virus with 99.9% survival rate.
No amount of propaganda can change these facts. You can’t cancel reality.
ReplyVaccinate me. please. Unfortunately I am living in a banna republic without vaccines for my age group. It hurts me so much watching people not getting a shot when they have the opportunity. I would love to take your dose.
ReplyIt’s too bad the reporter didn’t ask them just how they were going to do whatever “Research” needed to figure this stuff out. Also, ask them when was the last time they ate a processed item that has known to have carcinogens in them. people poison themselves daily with crappy food and then get all high and get all high and mighty. about this. Very hypocritical.
Replygive me a f**king break with the “black /vaccine” argument in 2021. Did doctors inject black me with syphilis in 1932, yes. Was it wrong, yes. Do any of the COVID vaccines have syphilis in them, NO. So stop with the bullshit doc. How hard is it to overcome that the vaccine definitely doesn’t have syphilis in it.
ReplyIn positive news, many conservatives will die
ReplyFound the Kennedy joke to be a bit in poor taste dude
ReplySomeone likes Zelda Link’s Awakening.
ReplyAs is typical with leftist, John conflates two groups and treats them as the same for the sake of persuading his viewers: those hesitation over an untested, genetically engineered gene therapy covid shots (which is not a vaccine), and “anti-vaxxers” who are against the use actual vaccines, like those for mumps, chicken pox and influenza. Ask those same people if they’ve had their measles, mumps and tuberculosis vaccines and 99% will say “yes, of course.” At the core of an argument, if you see a little lie… looks like John’s a “little” liar.”
ReplyI continue to look at the COVID data from our State Health Department the last 15 months.
Average age of COVID Death: 80+
Average age of Hospitalization: 68+
Comorbidities play a role in 98% of all deaths
19,200 COVID Related Deaths.
17,950 Deaths 70+
975 Deaths are 60-65
300 Deaths under 50-60
125 Deaths 30-50
0 Deaths under 30
Nursing Homes/Assisted Living and Nursing Care for the elderly is where 78% of our deaths either happened or where COVID patients came from.
ReplyHow many anti vaxers are on prescription meds? And how “safe” are those meds? What are the possible side effects of those meds??? And those folks have an issue with a vaccine that millions of people world wide have received with very few adverse reactions???
ReplyJohn Oliver shouldn’t have done this episode because he completely butchered it. You can’t show a video from Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones, take a 30-45 second joke break, and then address the criticism. It should have been a 100% serious piece. All this did was expose more people to Alex Jones and Tucker Carlson, decrease trust in the vaccine hesitant further because of the jokey nature, and half assed the facts by burying them in jokes. He’s right the video will convince no one. Now he’s just opened up a forum for anti vaxxers to spread misinformation even more
Replythis man is a puppet of big pharma. where are the evidence to back your claims. And most importantly are the vaccines approved? the answer is no. pushing an experimental products which does not work is a crime. stop this propaganda.
ReplyIs there any reason why people under 16 can’t take the vaccine? People have to be 16 and older in my state in order to get it.
ReplyIs the number they are telling us of people that died from covid accurate? Are they telling us the truth or just the stuff they want us to hear? Are corporations like HBO biased and do they believe everything the government tells them?
Replythe captain america bit LOL i think i peed a little
Reply22:46 anyone else feel so uncomfortable watching this? XD
ReplyImagine that, john oliver pushing an establishment piece about the poison shot. What a bunch of bullshit.
ReplyI hope they paid you a lot of money for your ringing endorsement for their experimental vaccine that’s not approved by the fda.
ReplyWhat a freaking shill, John–big pharma shill– Oliver
ReplyEveryone I know personally has gotten it and many that I’ve just had conversations with.
ReplyGood thing ole tuckers mom didn’t argue about a polio or mmr vacinne, what a twatwhistle that guy is.
ReplyAlex Jones has been proven right about so many things such as Epstein. And in the future he will also be proven right about vaccines
ReplyWhy didn’t John Oliver talk about all the reports of people dying from the vaccine?!
ReplyI never met John Kennedy but this fool will never be him because Kennedy wanted to bring us together not play the vaccine hate everyone else ps anyone in your family get shot in the head? didn’t think so…
ReplyBut also a majority of the people will be just fine even without getting the vaccine. How about we focus on making ppl exercise and eat healthy too?
Replyhttps://youtu.be/zLPFqZlTv94?t=45
ReplyWouldn’t have to beg people if it was a real pandemic. CCP Propaganda
ReplyI felt like I was hung over the day after the second one. But Its still way better than strangling on a resperator.
Replyall about dat political propaganda yo
ReplyThere is a reason I don’t watch this shit. Thanks for reaffirming my choice.
ReplyTucker Carlson is the smuggest anchor I’ve ever seen.
ReplyI was really high when John Oliver started saying my name and wowie that was a spooky moment
ReplyMy big takeaway from this video, I am egg.
ReplyI like to news person to ask questions to instil critical thinking, not to cram an agenda down my throat.
ReplyI don’t think these folks realize just how much damage they are causing by making light of those who are vaccine hesitant. How about just keeping your trap shut. The only thing these opinion pieces are doing is further politicizing the process. I probably would have eventually opted to get the vaccine after enough time has passed and I felt comfortable doing so. Now I can honestly say that no one in my family will be getting the vaccine….especially the more you all push an agenda that simply causes more division. Sometimes it’s better to not say anything at all than to instead create an “us versus them” dynamic
ReplyThis is the most important segment you have ever done. Original FIFA is the one I share to show people that you are funny, this is the one I will show people to convince them that you share important information in a way that honestly should be considered bipartisan, honest, and crucial.
That said, please don’t use WHO data to support your points on this. It undercuts the whole argument given their track record during this pandemic.
You jokingly talk about fundamentally undermining your message around the talk about the “vaccine cicada” but in the case of this video, the real undermining comes from using WHO data to support even one of your claims.
ReplyWriters…. BRA!! VO!! Your 5/10 show on Black Hair. Y’all writers wrote cho’ azz off. That was a great. effin’. show. WELL WRITTEN. Damn. That was good.
ReplyThat JFK joke was in poor taste.
ReplyPeople here in India are lining up for vaccines but don’t have enough supplies for all.
ReplyDon’t be a fool and get your vaccines. Not for yourself but for your loved ones.
“I want to make sure it’s safe” isn’t a wow John. Blood clotting, they have rushed the vaccines. It’s normal to be hesitant.
ReplyIf the government really wanted to kill/track you, they would poison your cheap ass Taco Bell and give you some kind of tempting smart device you hold in your hand all the time. They would not try to convince you to take a mysterious needle to the arm. If they wanted you gone, you would be. It would be by something/someone you trust. Make a difference and keep all of us from Covid 2.0.
ReplyI think people forget that Oliver is a vessel of propaganda
ReplyJO so cringe. Without laugh track its that much more obvious. Classic comedian shill.
ReplyWell my last comment was taking down within seconds. why would you take the chance with an experimental big pharma vaccine when you have a 99.8% survival rate so f****** stupid
ReplyCont.
After watching the remainder of this show ..And hearing about court cases .
You should never mess with anyone’s hair or stlye of hair ..That’s so wrong .
ReplyMore fake news based on fake stats across the world. This Guy is an arrogant ignorant shill. Plan-demic propaganda propagated by the Globalist Oligarchs Minions. Support your immune system naturally!
ReplyPLAN-DEMIC PROPAGANDA DUPING PEOPLE OF THE WORLD!!!!
ReplyJohn Oliver is a Marxist Propagandist. He is trying to shame you in to taking an unproven, experimental ‘vaccine’ which has already killed and maimed thousands, for a virus which is 99.7% recoverable. If you believe this Leftist Propaganda, then you deserve your fate. Do your own homework. Make your own decision. Its your body.
ReplyQuick…. John Oliver is urging you to get the vaccine. Go! Go! Go! Nah, Fuck off John.
ReplyDude I hate bugs but that vaccine cicada was so cute! It had a lil mask on!!
ReplyF*ing Mike.
ReplyNot to mention Tucker Carlson claiming that the vaccines kill 30 people a month
ReplyBio luminescent named luciferan in it first red flag second the Chinese have helmets that see in the infrared how convenient
ReplyI can’t stand Tucker and his stupid face.
Replyhow do you know this isn’t tuskegee experiment 2.0?
ReplyWhere’s Bill and Melinda now
ReplyI didn’t know I needed a vaccine cicada in my life until I watched this video
ReplyI read this in an article on The Atlanta after googling why the measles “came back” and I think they put it best: [america] “..suffers from overconfidence in its own amateur knowledge.”
ReplyMELINDA KNEW
ReplyWhat a moron, for any vaccine to be trusted, tested verified, several years (at least 5 and even that has never happened) for the 5 stages of testing are needed. We’re not even at the end of stage 3.
ReplyThat kennedy joke lacked tact, it wasn’t funny either. Aim to be less edgy and spend more time brainstorming ideas next time
ReplyThis is literally the biggest crap show in the history of mankind..
ReplyTucker Carlson needs to vanish
ReplymRNA is an abomination
ReplyAll I heard was BAA BAA BAA. John Oliver, this is opinion based reporting, this is a joke.
ReplyDude just said he’ll keep going back for the vaccine until he’s 80% Pfizer 4:27… BAA… John Oliver, you sir are a joke.
ReplyThis public service announcement brought to you by your local Communist Overlords.
ReplyJohn, please, do not care about conservative media. They are unwittingly helping Democrats to win future elections. How smart!!!
ReplyThis Video should have been collabed with the “Mythbusters”
Replythat JFK joke came out of nowhere and had me floor… just like the bullet…
ReplyI’ve never heard this gentleman. How come know one gets on this guy for being a judgemental prick. Telling jokes on the backs of other people . The guy is a fuckin 4 the grade bully…tells jokes at about the same level. Just constantly bashing on people. The fans of this guy must be awesome. And so funny..I’m not judging at all. But common sense would say so. A real knee slapper I’ll tell ya!!
ReplyI got vaccinated two months ago with Sputnik V, and it was fine, I simply had flu symptoms for exactly one day. My mom is 55 and has asthma. I’ve been trying to convince her to go get a vaccine for a while now, but nothing is working. She just brushes all my arguments off with ‘nobody really knows’, ‘it’s too soon to tell’, ‘what if’, etc. 🙁