Our beloved friend Dicky Barrett has packed up his tattoos and moved to Arizona, so Jimmy introduces our new announcer Lou Wilson who we pulled from our writers room, the U.S. hit 1.4 million new COVID cases today which is a world record, a new bad idea is floating around encouraging people to get the virus to get it over with, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis delivered his annual State of the State speech in Tallahassee, the IRS is facing enormous challenges this tax season, the Georgia Bulldogs rolled over the Alabama Tide last night to win their first title in 41 years, and since we could all use a little pick-me-up, Jimmy asked his cousin Micki to share some of her positive thinking and teach us how to parallel park.
“let’s go Brandon, I agree.” There’s something you can cry about, Kimmel.
ReplyI laughed…
ReplyCanadian here. Stay there. On the plus side, Quebec just announced an Antivax Tax for people who continue to ignore the vaccine (excluding actual medical exemptions). Quebec’s point is that radicalized antivax spreadnecks are clogging up the hospitals, forcing delays on innocent people. So they are now getting charged for it.
ReplyYea, Micki.
ReplyConservatism is truly a mental illness.
ReplyHow to parallel park? Drive to nearest parking spot and walk. Healthy and zero chance of hitting something.
ReplyWhy they do this to Micky
ReplyYo. I legit got jump scared by Micki gettin hit by the truck.
ReplyThey have the same face lol
ReplyNot cool!! Flippin jump scare!
ReplyPSA: You can get Covid twice
ReplyFABIAN SEACASTER
ReplyLou Wilson is from UCB
ReplyJesus H. Fart I almost knocked over my wine when Micky got hit!
Replyfinally i learned to parallel park – thx to this video
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