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Seth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, like accidentally saying a crocodile “smoked” a vape pen.
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Any man that wades into the cesspit of youtube comments and comes out funnier has my eternal respect. Even without lessons in internet comment etiquette from master teacher Erik this man still raises his spear to face the endless armies of the damned, both parties cursed without the sense to just let it go.
ReplyCorrections is one of the best things on the internet
ReplyA few more of these corrections and you can make your own multiverse
Reply8:50 If you’re about to comment, “You mean ‘the Fifty Thousands’, Seth!” I urge you to first go for a short walk, look up at the sky, and take a couple deep breaths. If you come back from that and still want to make that comment, then go for it. I guess.
ReplySilly Seth, Jackals can’t type
ReplyI seriously love this segment
ReplyThese are great. I always laugh so much at these “corrections” videos. The dry humor, the Pedantry, the straight faced punchlines. I love these.
ReplyHe still hasn’t corrected “Ex Journey Man”… should be “Former Journey Man”.
ReplyCORRECTIONS is hilarious!!! My Coworkers hear me laughing every time!!! “THIS SEGMENT IS A CRY FOR HELP” LOL!!
ReplyIncorrection: I’ll accept “shay-man” because that’s the correct pronunciation of the pokemon Shaymin.
Replylove these segments! i thought Seth’s Herzog was spot on
Reply50,000s not 80,000s
ReplyHas anyone told you how spot on your Vince vaungh impression is?
Replyit would have been the fifty eight thousands, to see the boobs. and I’m saying that as Werner Herzog impression, lol
ReplyNot only do they say, “Torono” kids pronounce it “Churono” so when we ask them to spell it with the sound they hear at the bringing they write CHRONO!
Replytry hiring comedy writers
ReplyCurious…. should it not have been the 50 000s?
ReplyYAYYY!!!!!
ReplyThe second NO title card should have said ALSO NO
ReplyIf you’re doing it right, wouldn’t you tell the teacher that you are studying the 58 thousands and not the 80 thousands?
ReplySo nice, Iiked it twice.
ReplyIs this series good for Seth’s blood pressure?
ReplyAh, my favourite digital excusive returns.
ReplyWe Midwesterners add an S to everything, including Kroger’s, so that’s perfectly acceptable, and anyone who says otherwise is wrong.
ReplyCall it Online Content, who cares, this is the best! If people think it’s anything but comedy gold, they don’t have to watch!!!
ReplyNever ever do a ray romano impression….ever. You do so well at so many others…never ever….ever, ever ever do ray impressions
ReplyYou meant 50000 and said 80000, on the teacher and 58008 part
Reply“Mare of Eastown”…my coffee went up my nose. WARNING: DON’T DRINK COFFEE DURING THESE JOKES. Also, if you don’t get that these are jokes, WARNING: DON’T WATCH, JUST GO DRINK YER COFFEE.
Reply“This Segment Is a Cry For Help” Is brought to you by, the best dry comedy out there.
ReplyI KNEW YOU WERE BAITING US WITH KROGER!!!
ReplyI miss the sea captain, inclusive.
ReplyThe utter joy of the crew at this segment is like a ball of sunshine straight into my heart.
Reply6:32 – Perfection
(Seth needs to use the Waltz impression a lot more! A new favourite – nothing beats Herzog though)
Seth made a mistake in not playing the Joker.
ReplySo, so brilliant… choking with laughter.
ReplyAs someone from MI, it’s KROGER’S. I don’t care if it’s Kroger, it’s Kroger’s.
Replyin cincinnati they say KrogerZZZZZZZ all day long
ReplyI had a classmate from Toronto in college. She pronounced it to rhyme with ‘piranha’.
ReplyIf you have to turn the calculator upside down, wouldn’t that mean you’re doing the 50,000’s (specifically 58,000’s) and not the 80,000’s?
ReplyThis has become a major highlight of my week
ReplyI really love how most of the corrections are about last week’s corrections.
ReplyI fucking love this.
ReplyCorrection: You said when the teacher asks what you are doing you would reply “just the 80 thousands” but by your own correction it should be “the 58 thousands”
ReplyThe 50,000s. 80,000s wouldn’t be upside down boobs
Reply“(D)eign not entertain?”
Reply“No”
Replyokay but i still expect a correction on the lie that there are no statues of satan because that is sexy belgian lucifer erasure. as well as ignoring the satan statue from the one church
ReplyMy husband and I think you absolutely nailed Werner, Christoph and John!
ReplyBeen waiting all week for the “pedantry” correction; worth it.
Replythis is my favorite segment of any show ever and that’s including Jack Black’s ‘Health Tip’.
ReplyCorrections are gold!
ReplyCorrection: At 8:53, it would be the fifty-thousands if the calculator was upside down.
ReplyHe does a great Werner!
ReplyIs it the 80000s or the 50000s?
ReplyHis impressions are (as he’d agree) mediocre but his ability to distinguish between impressions? Solid.
ReplyYou have the intonation but not the sound for your Malkovich. 4/10
ReplyI feel like this is the absurdism episode.
ReplyDigital exclusive, Online Exclusive, Online Inclusive… and yet you’ve never tried “Webisode”? “Streaming Exclusive”?
ReplyJustifications it is.
ReplyI luv correction day
ReplyOk i have a friend that says the same thing about Meijer s and kroger’s. Look people you don’t say im going to jason house or tara house you said it with an apostrophe because that’s how you say it! Because its a proper name! These are names of actual people.. Hey it’s ok, it’s ok. You’re welcome!
ReplyYour Werner Herzog is so great!
ReplyHave you ever considered screw grammar? You speak, people understand, communication happens… screw off
ReplyThank you for doing a joke on the back of the card this time, much appreciated.
ReplyFor what it’s worth, I genuinely think Seth does a pretty good Herzog, it’s easily his best impression.
ReplyI Loved it being our own exclusive club not able to watch live as its Friday afternoon drinks at sports club at that time here in OZ but love coming home to watch Seth exclusive corrections, is first thing I do after Pups are fed.
ReplyOnline Inclusive. Lol. I like it.
Reply11:56 “This segment is a cry for help.”
Reply”Not Bobcat paws” 🙂
ReplySeth, buddy buddy buddy! I want to pull my hair out and run for office due to the Republicans and the fact that those crazy people actually have power in our country! I’m so very THANKFUL that you can have me looking on the bright side with humor on the matter!! Thank youuuuuuuuu
ReplyThe energy in this was sooo good today. But there was no Seth giving the camera man the discretion of when to cut at the end of the video. I need more chutzpah from the crew with their interjections!!
ReplyBeing an Aussie with Scottish Pop can tell you like here accents are very regional in Scotland. Pop’s accent was such a thick brough that unless you were used to it had no idea what he was saying a friend once said she would love subtitles so could understand what he said as he was a great story teller and Joker.
ReplyLOL If they were apologetic, they weren’t from Toronto. Also, they were likely from another part of Canada (not only because they were being apologetic and polite, but because they actually dropped the second ‘T’ because that’s how you hear most of the rest of Canada pronounce Toronto – it’s only Torontonians that are pedantic enough to pronounce each and every syllable like someone trying really hard not to let anyone know they’ve had one too many). 😉
Reply“Your little jackal paws”. YES!
ReplySeth and his impressions are holy don’t you care…k
ReplyShaman on you!!!
ReplySeth’s Malvovich is so good
ReplyThat is an absolutely golden malkovich. You should be relying on that instead of your Vince Vaughn
ReplyBy far ma fav segment of this show
ReplyI can attest that the upside down 58008 is the correct method.
ReplyActually it was 5318008 which turned around spelled BOOBIES
ReplyCYUHH CAIRED WILLAHH!
ReplySo true. He had a section of corrections that was so John Malkovich last week.
ReplyI’m starting to feel like more and more of the corrections are corrections of the PREVIOUS corrections. I think you need a separate Corrections Corrections series so that Corrections can stick to the show and Corrections can have its own separate Corrections. And if you want to make it special, maybe put it in optical format and make it a Videodisc Exclusive.
ReplySeth .. you said ‘ell’ of you instead of all of you 🙂
ReplyThe timing on the reveal of this week desk card was just… A+
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Reply“That accent is an abomination.”
“Yeah. That’s what we tell him every day.”
I’m dyin’ here…wheeeeeeze.. Damnit, I’ve had my Covid shot, what’s the problem?
Seriously, that took me totally by surprise.
ReplyActually a pretty good Malkovich.
Malkovich Malkovich?
Malkovich Malkovich.
Reply“Werner Herzog would say of CORRECTIONRY…” 😉
ReplyTHE HERZOG VS WALTZ KILLED ME DEAD
ReplyI love you Seth!
ReplyBeing reclusive I enjoy these exclusive inclusives.
ReplyUhhhmmm…it’s purposely, not on purpose. In the same way it would be accidental, not by accident. Words matter. Peace and Love!
ReplyFun fact for Murica: Scotland is a country with multiple regional accents so there’s no “regular” Scottish people smh
ReplyI have heard Torontonians pronounce “Toronto” by over-emphasizing each syllable slightly, mixing in a bit of subtle sarcasm and some cool vibe like they just took a hit off a joint. That is the right way to say “Toronto”.
ReplyOMG I love the JM story!!! I mean yeah I was thinking of him, but I’m not sure who Verner Hertzog is.
ReplyI love this segment regardless of what they call it!
Reply5318008
ReplyCorrection, Late Night with Seth Meyers is not a comedy show but a nightly hour of Communist political propaganda.
ReplyYeah, my husband loves it when I make a list of his grammatical mistakes in Spanish! Ha, ha
ReplyOnline Inclusive! LOL. This is my favorite thing right now…
ReplyThat John Malkovich story had me in tears. “The 65th movie I thought of…was…’Being John Malkovich’…”
ReplyI have been under appreciating Seth’s impressions
ReplyWith a 10 digit calculator you could also write “BOOBLESS”
ReplyAlso this is far from inclusive content at this point. This is officially a secret club. Like if you haven’t been following this, it would probably be super confusing and not rewarding at all. Which is why it is online only, NBC hates that kind of content.
Reply#BoundryTHIS177619762086lololol
ReplyFor me it was the “No” title cards!!
ReplyShamon me. Ha!
ReplyI love that Seth Trolls the Troll
ReplyActually a great malkovich! Seth is full of surprises
ReplyYou’re pronouncing Werner Herzog’s name wrong! It’s not Wurner Hurzog, but Wehrner Hehrzog, the weh like in wet.
ReplyMan, I love this segment
ReplySeth, i can see you need your public and obviously your guests, you’re going mad…lol!
Reply….love it
You can take it all off, for all I care!
ReplyEverybody says Aldis but it’s Aldi.
ReplyPeople from Norfolk Va call it NaFuk
Replyout of all the really random skits that have shown up in the last year and a half, i.e. the sea captain and tiny secret whispers, Corrections is the only one I watch on purpose.
ReplyCorrections has become my favorite segment.
ReplyIn the south, we call it “The Krogers” as a joke.
ReplyMe too Sharon Cannon.
ReplyCorrection: It’s the 50,000s, not the 80,000s
ReplyAbout the pronunciation of Toronto, that depends on whether you are from Toronto or not. Not from Toronto, and I definitely say Tor-ron-toe!
ReplyNo
ReplyWho are the 116 boobs that gave this a thumbs down?? Tragically born without a sense of humour? I spelled it British-y to confuse and infuriate you thumbs downers.
ReplySo, basically, Seth’s stopped paying for a therapist.
ReplyI can’t get over how many pedants not only watch Late Night, but take the time to send in a “correction”.
ReplyEll of you ? It’s all of you. Damn… correct the corrections. I’m guessing the “cry for help” wasn’t accidental. Cleaver… almost.
ReplyI look forward to Corrections all week! They are my new favorite part of the show and they’re way too short. So you tell Mikey the Shoe to let you have free reign!
ReplyYou would have said 5000’s not 8000’s, because again it starts with 5 not 8. Get it together Meyers.
ReplyThere was no estimation of how long corrections would take this time! For some reason, I love that part. Please include it next time!:)
ReplyThis is now my favorite non-televised, online only, internet based, inclusive correction forum program.
ReplyThat’s the best impression of Werner Herzog doing John Malkovich I’ve ever heard!
ReplyWait, your Jeff Goldblum and John Malcovich are both “up there” I see no distinction…how disappointing…
ReplyThe NO in post got me good. Lmao
ReplyWhen Digital Inclusive (working title), week corrections (not working title), is more then 10 minutes means life is great.
ReplyGIVE SHOEMAKER MY HUG GDI
ReplyMIKEY THE SHOE NEEDS TO BE TIED UP ON SOME ARMS
Replyhow does he know about my jackal paws
ReplyAlso
Can we have an exclusive segment called
Seth’s Celebrity Stories
Please?
I dont ask for much but
Please?
ReplyTIT ILLATING
ReplyJackals earned my like for this video.
ReplyCorrections should be called an Online Addition. Then it’s sort of like a play on online edition, but noting how it’s extra content, not just clips from the show posted online.
Also, as a Canadian, I’m sorry that you were corrected about it in the first place, but since you were:
Replya) it’s pronounced Tur (like turn minus the N)-on-oh – not Trono – you only take out the second N, not the first vowel too
b) Vancouver is also frequently used as a shooting double for New York City. For example, the Marine Building in downtown Vancouver was the Baxter Building in Fantastic Four (2005) and its sequel, Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007), which are both set in Manhattan.
Clearly Corrections is winning the largest audience for all the videos. Except A Closer Look. You can’t stop Seth. Never stop. I love that Seth likes this. We know you’re not aggressive.
ReplyIf you type 58008 you would be doing the 50 thousands, not the 80 thousands.
Replyi hear John Mulaney is so many of his jokes, its so fantastic
ReplyI love this game we play Seth. Thank you for these.
ReplyI’m Canadian and the second T in Toronto is silent. “Torono”
ReplyAnother reason to turn the calculator upside down is that originally the reveal spelled “boobies” and if you don’t turn the numbers upside down, the 3 wouldn’t resemble an E. 5318008.
ReplyAs a Canadian it’s true. We say Turono
ReplyThat John Malkovich was spot on.
ReplyUmm, actually, it was 5318008 which is boobies upside down.
ReplyThis is, hands down, my favorite thing on the internet.
ReplyHi Seth,
You have this listed as an online inclusive, but I am in the habit of downloading Corrections so I can watch the video offline. Is there a way I could be included as well? Thanks for the show, I can tell how much you value your fans and their input.
Reply04:23 “…that Canadians don’t say Toronto…”
ReplyWell, in Quebec, not only don’t we say ‘torONto’, but we also don’t say ‘torono’. We say ‘TOronTO’…with a French accent… 🙂
I love these more and more each week!
ReplyDr Fauci sounds like Anthony Scaramucci.
ReplyPeople from Toronto and the GTA pronounce it torono, everyone else calls it Toronto. They also had Ford as a mayor and helped get the other Ford elected. Just smile and nod, then continue on saying it the normal way.
ReplyAll those Scottish lads always wear boxers under their kilts
ReplyYou asked “could we get a title card that says…” and a title card came up saying “NO.” That should’ve said “YES.” ‘Could’ is the past tense of ‘can’ and is asking if someone had the ability to do something. They could have done it but they decided not to.
Reply50,000s
ReplyI love this segment.
ReplyFINALLY someone acknowledges the technical skill of typing with these paws. #jackalpride #unleashthejackals
ReplyAnother Canadian here, I don’t mean to be rude to those other Canadians but I pronounce the second T in Toronto AND Tim Hortons. I may have gotten some flak from people because of it but they are the wrong ones. you Said it fine Seth. IF WE DONT PRONOUCE THE T THEN WHY WOULD WE HAVE IT? oh, sorry for yelling.
ReplyThis segment should be called “Troll Me”, not Corrections.
ReplyOMG. BEST MALKOVICH EVER.
Reply“which is what we tell him everyday” lmao
ReplyIncredible Malkovich.
ReplyThis is the direction for you. So people can see you
Reply“No”
HAHAHAHA
ReplyMy favorite corrections yet! Mikey the shoe and fauci impressions were my fave part
Replydo you pronounce “succinctly” correctly?
ReplyI feel like you don’t pronounce “succinctly” correctly. 2:17
It was 5318008 when I was a kid
ReplyI apologize for pointing this out, when you were talking about the calculators, the kids would be in the 50,000s not the 80,000s. But I will say this segment of corrections brought me true joy.
ReplySeth, you wouldn’t tell teacher you were working on the 80 thousands. You could only hide the word if it were upside down, so you would be working on the 50 thousands.
ReplyFYI– at 4:20 you say ‘I had multiple Canadian viewers *told* me that Canadians don’t say’ the correct version would be ‘I had multiple Canadian viewers *tell* me that Canadians don’t say’. You must have been high.
ReplyWhen I saw the thumbnail I thought you were some wacky old man…
ReplyDon-t forget 55378008
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ReplyHow about ‘YouTube specific content release’ because even free to air TV is available on the website of whichever channel is playing it for that jurisdiction and its not really an online ‘inclusive’ because we’re all just sitting here waiting to find the next thing you did wrong to point out… Just like the sea captain did… Arghhhhh
ReplyThis is hands down the funniest segment in all of late night.
ReplyJust the 50,000s… You literally just corrected it then fell straight back into the 80 thousands!
Reply*ENJOY THE TIME OFF!* _I don’t love you, but then I don’t know you… still you made me smile so many times_
On the air since 2014, with 1,164 shows… yet on IMDB 6.1 out of 10 with a _SAY-WHAT!_ 6,519 people chiming in over 6+ years.
For comparison, SpongeBob SquarePants has a score of 8.2/10 with 85,982 ranters/err… raters. In fairness, SBSP has been around for over 2 decades, still…
I don’t get it… sure, this particular schtick isn’t polished writing, but it’s still entertaining. Then again, we live in a world where 30 Rock was cancelled, so…
ReplyFalse correction needs to be punished.
ReplyOmg ppl really have an ear/eye for any little possible f up, don’t they? You guys r great, Seth..keep up the good work lol
ReplyI don’t think that “smoked” is incorrect. IF by “smoked” you mean because “it” is being smoked/inhaled, that is correct. If by “smoked” you mean because there is smoke, what is the difference between “smoke” and “vapor” which is still burned by coils, and inhaled (like most other drugs that are “smoked”, not just cigarettes/cigars and marijuana). The process still remains the same. You don’t say you “inhale” a cigarette, so you wouldn’t say you “vape” a vape pen. “Vaping” is a loose term used for smoking a vape pen. Both use burning/turning into a gas so that it may be inhaled.
Replywork on your Being John Malkovich, cause he’s the best of all the best but you Being Malkovich is even bester
ReplyNew name idea! SETH TALKS; setting the record straight?
ReplyLove this section though you wouldn’t say “Just the 80,000s” to the teacher as that would be upside-down. You’d say “Just the 50,000s” or “Just the 58,000s”
ReplyYes!!! Another message on the note card. ” This Segment is a Cry For Help.”
ReplyScottish accents are lovely. I mean.. Sean Connery and Billy Connelly.. come on.
ReplyOh man, Mikey the Shoe and Tony the Fauce impression was EXACTLY what I wanted.
ReplyWouldn’t those boys be doing the 50 thousands? Whatever that means…
ReplyYa it was a smart idea to do corrections just from a comedy standpoint because people online are just so ridiculous
ReplyI love this segment so much – it is also wonderful if we can hear specific members of the writers or behind the scenes staff laugh. I have to admit I save this up as a treat to myself after a rough week.
ReplyI also need to share that as a teacher – I sat in on another teacher’s class & over heard her say “epitome” as “EPI-TOME” (like an anaphylaxis pen & a large book) & though I am a history teacher I nearly had a stroke because my pedantic self could not believe what was happening in a READING class. I tried to fight the urge to say something, but I broke & she seemed utterly baffled.
ReplyIt’s okay to add a plural to a shop’s name when speaking of the shop. For example, everyone says “JC Pennys” but it’s officially “JC Penny.” Nobody says “I’m going down to Penny to get some new fancy clothes.” They say “I’m going down to Penny’s to get some fancy new clothes.” Go ahead and say “Krogers.” You have the sensible ones permission. Please get a haircut.
ReplyOMG YESSSSSS. You hit the John Malkovich on the head!!!!!! Chef’s kiss.
ReplyMessed up the boob joke. You just said you would type 58008 and turn it around. Then you said you were just doing the 80 thousands. SMH.
Reply80,000’s?! YOU MEAN 50,000’s
ReplyHis John Malkovich easily verges on a Gene Wilder with a few adjustments. I suppose it helps that the line was nearly verbatim from Willy Wonka. Enjoy the relaxed tone and trolling so much. I’m a pedant, but I enjoy a good ribbing with word play involved heh. 🙂
ReplyFound a winner with this segment.
ReplyFOX NOIZ has about 100 million hours worth of corrections that they need to address. Seth, could you send a team?
ReplyCorrections is one of the highlights of my week. I know it is too much to dream that Seth keep this format but I have absolutely loved the intimate feel of him cracking up his crew and talking to us “directly”.
ReplyThis segment is the opposite of Closer Look: I laugh the whole time and feel very relaxed.
ReplyActually, I think that was mainly Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka, maybe a bit of Malcovich.
ReplyI watched some random old clip of Late Night, pre-pandemic, where Seth is wearing a suit. It’s terrible. I like the more casual look *so* much better. Feels more relatable. I hope the suits stay in the closet permanently.
Gonna miss corrections next week. So sad. Maybe instead of the normal segment, Seth’s wife can do a quick one of things she’s had to correct him about.
ReplyThese are hilarious. Laugh-out-loud funny. Seth has mastered the “I guess I’m just not perfect enough to PLEASE you” tone that so many of us are familiar with.
ReplyI have been blessed with your John Malkovich.
Reply#FreeSeth
ReplyIt would actually be the 58 thousands.
ReplyMalkovich impersonation is on point
Replyi just want to say, late night is better without an audience. keep it that way
ReplyThere’s any easy way to remember the correct pronunciation. Just say to yourself, “don’t squeeze the shaman.”
ReplyThe “no” title card killed me
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ReplyAs a person that smoked cigs for over twenty years and failed to quit dozens of times with numerous supposed remedies, I quit *overnight* by using a vape pen, and haven’t smoked a cig now in almost 10 years. I really don’t care if you think it looks stupid – vaping saved my life. Of course nobody wants kids to smoke, nor drink alcohol, nor eat too much sugar and fat – but kids will be kids. I started smoking when I used to go bowling as a kid, because it made me woozy while throwing the ball and made it more fun. We also drank Boone’s Farm and MD 2020 till we puked, because it was fun.
Reply“This segment is a cry for help” is pure genius.
Replyso is this where the joking about seth’s opening line bit originated? anyone remember which week that was?
also, i feel bad for the writers seth calls out on national television when they write bad jokes (especially mike scollins (spelling?)!) i wonder if they think it is funny or if they are hurt by it . . . .
also again, why is mike shoemaker never on camera since seth spends so much time interacting with him?? i still have no idea what the guy looks like.
ReplyMald levels increasaing.
ReplyHe’s just Wally w/o the cue cards, just another person like you or I he puts his pants on both legs at a time. He does not wake up with cue cards and has a full name like Walginold Johnson or something? IDK, does he like being called “cue card Wally”? I mean I don’t want to be called “clown sex bob” because I have sex with clowns for a living, just call me Bob or Robert or whatever leave out the clown sex/job title
ReplyWell here’s the other thing the Willy Wonka contract is legal understand by law
ReplyHere’s the other Factor also tells you don’t play in the chocolate it goes through a system and it’s clean that way and if you put your dirty little hands in it you unsetitized that golden chocolate
ReplyIf you try to touch that you’ll go blind for a while I don’t know I’ve seen it even if they’re just trying to goof off they go go blind for a moment maybe a little longer
ReplyIt’s toronnah……. if your from Scarborough
ReplyI was so excited for this week’s installment and I love the new title.
ReplyI didn’t know about quote and quotation, but I guess it’s the same as invite and invitation which bugs me every time.
“Sham on me” lol :)))
ReplyIs “Corrections” Seth’s “Thank you notes?”
ReplyBoobs are TIT-ilating?! Nice pun. But the real thing was if you put in 5318008… then you could turn it upside down to reveal the word BOOBIES. The reason to turn it upside down was that the upside down 3 was a correct E. Thanks for the trip down memory lane. LOL 🙂 Also works for 77345 to reveal ShELL. hahaha
ReplyYes, “Toronto” without the last “t” is right.
ReplyWho’s idea was it to put Seth in a blue shirt in a blue background? On a small screen it basically looks like it’s just his head floating in the air.
ReplyI feel like this whole segment of dead air could have been avoided had Seth Meyers followed the golden rule of YouTube: never read the comments
Reply8:54 actually is just the fifty thousand….
ReplyWas that Christoph Waltz? Sounded more like Colonel Klink.
Reply“I’m _so_ impressed that you jackals can type in, with your little jackal paws.”
ReplyI’m just dead. The dry inferno of humor has overcome me.
No
ReplyYou are an amazing host!
ReplySo fricking great!!! Late watch, traveling.
ReplyI’m really glad you’re having fun. ^__^
ReplyCorrections for the last three weeks is seriously giving me life. This is brilliant
ReplyHere’s what sucks about what’s been a great year of Closer Looks from you. When you go back in front of a live audience your stream of consciousness seeming delivery will be destroyed by [pause for laughter] & [mug for camera]. Maybe you can make the audience leave the studio or have members of your staff shush the audience when they laugh.
ReplySo do you say “being pedantic” ?
Replycorrections is my favorite part of the show.
Reply“Seth Meyers Trolls the Trolls”: His impressions are always on point. I’m guessing the “cry for help” card was Amber’s idea. xD
ReplyPeople making small pointless corrections is the most liberal thing I’ve ever seen. Fitting.
ReplyThat was me! I said it was an abomination! Thanks for listening! I have the warm fuzzies now… also it’s really bad, stop doing it.
Replythe rewards for being a long time corrections viewer just keep coming. the bit with the card on the table was amazing i feel like that was just for those of us who noticed the other change and knew to look
Reply50 thousands. You had just corrected yourself 🙂
ReplyNo shame necessary. Both pronunciations of shaman are kosher.
Replywho are all these people youre trying to immitate ?
ReplyBoth pronunciations of “shaman” are correct. If you disagree then talk to a Briton, you galoots.
ReplyI love how the card in his hand says *This segment is a cry for help.*
ReplyThis was pure joy to watch. The jackals comment had me laugh crying and then the wonder of corrections continued. Thank you. You’re beautiful.
ReplyOne might call it ‘nit picky bitches with nothing better to do’
ReplyCORRECTION: It should be WEB EXCLUSIVE as it is exclusively available on the web.
Replyyour John Malkovich sounded like Gene Wilder.
ReplyI actually considered commenting last week with the “epitome of pedantry” correction but then didn’t. Glad to know all the other pedants out there had my back. XD
Reply4:51 OMG! That reaction needs to be clipped and turned into a meme gif!
ReplyBring back the cicadas
ReplyPoor staff… they get it worse than the commenters . 🙂
ReplyI love your Werner Herzog!!
Reply“This segment is a cry for help” lol I never noticed that before, on the paper he is holding.
ReplySo actually, at 08:54 you would not be doing “just the 80 thousands”, but “just the 50 thousands”… shaman you Seth… haven’t you learned anything at all?
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ReplyIt’s the Americans that are messing with you, we say Krogers and Meijers though neither has an S. Does Key Foods even have an S?
Reply6:32 10/10 editing
Reply4:40 Thank you Seth
ReplyYou wouldn’t have to do so many “corrections” if you did your own research instead of throwing money at writers
ReplyIf just for one week, Seth has no corrections, we will enter a new golden age of peace, and prosperity for all humanity.
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Reply5318008. Then the reveal makes more sense!
ReplyI don’t care how accurate the impressions are as long as they are effin hilarious.
ReplyI wish we had a closer look on corrections.also that malcovich was dead on
ReplyI LOVE this segment!
Reply8:50 it’ll be the “50,000s”, because she won’t look at the calculator upside-down.
Reply“I had multiple Canadian viewers told me…” 4:18
ReplyCorrections is like the highlight of my You Tube week.
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Replythis segment made me realize I wish that Seth just did stand up these days
ReplyWhile we’re covering some incorrect pronunciations, let’s talk about these gen z kids who constantly say “ex specially,” “ek setera” and “anyways.”
ReplySeth is super funny!!!
ReplyThis is a glorious one man improv show. No more audiences, just a theater sparsely filled with staff laughing 6ft away from one another.
ReplyAwesome segment, a little too short maybe.
ReplyCorrection: Seth dropped his pencil during corrections (2:06). That should not happen.
ReplySo funny, I love all the impressions Seth does! Love the Fauci ones. This also feels very ~youtube~ and as someone who doesn’t watch tv shows (I only watch Closer Look here) I really appreciate it
Replyit would be ‘just the 50 thousands’ if you are doing the upside down method.
ReplyEnjoy Corrections a great deal.
ReplyThe therapy works both ways…lol
ReplyYou are all wrong, it was 5318008 to spell out Boobies
ReplyJust the 50,000s!
LOVE this segment. It’s so honest and direct and sincere, Thank you, Seth!
ReplyThat Malkovich (5:38) sounds like Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka.
Reply@8:53 “Just the 80,000’s”
ReplyShould be: “Just the 50,000”
Considering he had just made that correction!!
still not having a final title LOL
ReplyThe exquisite faux hostility is what makes these segments so funny.
…jackal paws *snicker*
ReplyI hate how much I love the shaman pun
ReplyThat socks example was the epitome of podiatric.
ReplyPlease never stop doing this! When the studio audience does come back, make time for this without them present. Hearing the staff and crew laugh is awesome.
ReplyMinute 8:54: “Just the 80,000s”.
ReplyCorrection: The students should respond “Just the 50,000s”, since the calculator displays 58008 and the teacher wont be looking at the calculator upside down.
P.S.: We also told a story before the reveal. The point was to make up a story that involved numbers, for them to all add 58008, and then turn it around for the audience, the audience being A CHILD IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CAUSE BACK THEN WE HAD NOTHING.
After apologizing, he should have turned to the camera and said, dead serious, something like, “Now quit bitching, you bunch of fucking whiners”.
ReplyI love that you read the comments. And why do you have so many sudo English majors watching your show?
ReplyCan we just get a whole show of passive aggressive title cards? lol
ReplyI feel like it should be “I deign not to entertain” I also feel like John Malkovich would have known this.
ReplyI never want an audience back. I only want corrections.
ReplyNow, you are saying we are nit-picking……… 🙂 Seriously, you keep me sane, especially after the past 4 years, make as many mistakes as you want….it still is like hearing a bedtime story to ease my angst……. My son saw Malkovich coming off a ferry in a car, near our home…… My son yelled out, “Hey John Malkovich!” And true to form, without turning around,…..Malkovich just put his hand out with a lazy wave, while driving off.
Reply“This segment is a cry for help” on the back of his paper – brilliant.
ReplyI like that Seth’s John Malkovich just slowly devolved into Seth shouting in his normal voice.
ReplyFormal petition to have Seth Bring Terran Killiam or Jay Pharoh in to do impressions in his place
ReplyCongratulations on the graphics team for those wonderful title cards, this segment has been great and i’m glad Seth likes it so much
Replypedantry commentary is fucking priceless…..
ReplyThe John Malkovich impression is Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka… SIR!!!
ReplyLOL that “NO” title card was amazing
ReplyI am not a blonde, I am not bright, but what if u found the seventh wonder of the world would u keep it a secret? well no longer, In Canada, the province of Ontario, in Toronto, u will see two horizons, WWI and ww2, and others built it, it is so awesome to observe, , to bad u can not come over and see it cause it is closed the border? and to be fair to my past comment, not fair cause she changes the first post, oh well guess they forgot why we are all here for, oh well, dumb is dumb, , Canadians lol come on now lol u know we are gentle kind people in Canada for the most part, same as Americans, I have yet to meet the perfect individual, and it aint God cause he messed up when he made me! oh by the way what I told u is between me and u seth, and yes u cannot be better as u are good enough now,lo dam I feel like 45 kissing ass again, now, lol on with the show!>3l
ReplyThe secret location is
Replyclassified? well not anymore! u should see the sun go below the clouds, just burns a hole right through it, and here we get double rainbows, , here is heaven on earth>3
ReplyThe upside-down part on the calculator was only necessary for 5318008
ReplyI guess if I lied then my name becomes mud? I ask for no mercy! that is how sure I am>3 lol
ReplyToronto is also called the big smoke, such a beautiful city, High Park, The Toronto zoo, The Cn Tower, so much to see there,
ReplyThe “this segment is a cry for help” card I lost it
Replythere it goes the sun is just starting to go below the clouds and two more hours or less to go what a show!
Replylol, You don’t ‘smoke’ a vape pen, you SUCK IT
ReplyWow.. your show is pretty pretentious, eh?
ReplyTitillating. I see what you did there!
ReplyHearing Conan’s Herzog impression has given me so much appreciation for Seth’s. Don’t let the jackals get ya down!
ReplyI can verify we say “Churono” instead of Toronto.
ReplySo when Seth looks down at his paper between corrections and he sighs and pauses like he’s reading and contemplating…is he really deciding which one to do next or just pausing for comedically dramatic effect? It seriously seems sometimes like he’s looking at battle plans he was just handed for an impending military operation.
Replybetter than the “show”.
ReplyYou would have to tell the teacher you were practicing your 58 thousands, not 80 thousands if you had typed 58008
ReplyI don’t see a problem with Online “Exclusive”. No one is excluded from watching it, but it is “exclusive” to the internet.
ReplyYour John Malkovich sounds like Hugh Grant. [giggles waiting for impression]
ReplyThat would be the fiftyeight thousands Seth 😀
ReplyThis segment is a cry for help??
ReplySeriously, I don’t know how many more Seth Meyers clips I’m going to have to move from my Watch Later playlist to my Favorites playlist before I just admit that the whole damn show belongs in Favorites.
Replysemantics
ReplyNO
Replyyaaas j malkovich impersonation
ReplyTo reduce recidivism this show should be played on a loop in prison – unfunny, unlettered and unsophisticated.
Replyits not super inclusive when only 65% of the country has internet access and subtitles (as of june 2nd) are only in english
ReplyThe back of the card is titled “this segment is a cry for help” haha
ReplyJohn Malkovich, Werner Herzog, and Christoph Walz all in one bit. Fantastic.
ReplyAnother correction, to judge the way something is said, is a fallacy bc you don’t judge the content, so it is the epitomy of pedantic to make a correction like that, as it becomes several types of fallacies, mainly ad argumentatium and ad hominem
Replydid u know once the remembrance day in Toronto was called the festival of lights, wounder why cause they put all the elements together here? one of the greatest city and kindest people, a wonder to behold, the moon is no higher than one story, and the sun as well,, great but kinda sucks when they build high, lol then the shadow comes into play, , Seth send ur boys up here to show them all, lest we forget!>3 this was a gift left behind by our saviors!<3, the ones who died for all our freedom! may God Bless their souls!
ReplyI can watch his shows many times and get more out of it every time!
Replyor if u got the budget to send a plane, lol u know the location? perfection of a habitat! ,,
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Reply55378008 was also done as well. 😉
Replyi looooooooooooooooooooooove this segment !!!! hahahaha brings me so much joy and LOLssss
ReplyThe best corrections yet. Thanks
ReplyOK but that’s a really fucking fire John Malkovich holy crud
ReplyI’m so ever sorry, but in Quebec, Canada, as french-canadians, when we say “Toronto”‘ we say both Ts, and roll the R! But again, I’d hate to impose this to you, your fellow writers, or your wonderful crowd of fans!
ReplyThis is one of my favorite segments every week.
Replyhere’s a correction: stop being a beta male with bad political jokes that are out of touch with most people, b****
ReplyThis is better than the show
Reply“Just doing the 80 thousands” – very John Mulaney
Reply55378008….
Replyoh man seth, you are the best! from a fan from belgium
ReplyCorrection: “look ridiculous” has fewer syllables than “vape a vape pen”. So, in a sense, it’s less succinct. Love, a jackal
ReplyHis Scottish accent sounds like a Cantonese man with constipation.
ReplyI love how he picked up the card where it says that this segment is a cry for help, and then he tells us what a joy it is.
That’s a nice nod to his SNL days.
ReplyThe would be the 50 000’s not the 80 000’s ….
This is my favourite thing on the internet right now.
ReplySeth, this segment is brilliant: thank you!
Reply“Can we add a title card in the middle of Corrections?”
ReplyNO
“Thank you”
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I actually clapped for that one.
i LOVE Corrections (or Justifications). Herztog, Waltz, Malkovich, Vaughn….NEVER stop the with impressions!
ReplyTechnically, the note on the back of the card Seth’s referencing (“This Segment is a Cry For Help.”) isn’t capitalized correctly. It would be “This Segment Is a Cry for Help” if it was a title; since it isn’t, it should be “This segment is a cry for help.” in sentence case.
ReplySecond watching. He is brilliant. Will miss them all during week off. How is he always so tan???
Reply“That’s a shame man,” would’ve been a better joke.
ReplyMy new favorite segment! Hands down.
ReplyAccording to IMDb, Malkovich starred in less than 65 movies by 2008.
ReplyOMG that John Malkovich was terrifyingly good. Did you steal his soul for a moment?!
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ReplyIt is a mistake that there is no corrections segment this week. I don’t care if the show was off…I still want my segment. Have Seth talk about all of his screw-ups around the house this week.
ReplyI love this part of your show, please do not stop doing it. It is hilarious.
ReplySeth, in.clusive or maybe just maybe a lil a.bu.sive. Signed, 1 Jackal.
ReplyBTW. If the guy puts his socks on the tray table, how then can he peel them off? It doesn’t work.
ReplyGod save us from the word police …
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