Seth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, like purposely misspelling “sike” and lying about never having been to Wyoming.
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ReplyNumber 2
ReplyWaited all week for this
ReplyCorrections is everything I need in my life.
ReplyYeah!
ReplyOh my goodness, one of the first to comment on this video…..Its my time to shine, time for feedback, must say something constructive….Covfefe
ReplyAmazing how people are correcting the corrections of the original corrections! We are getting into The Butterfly Effect territory. 😂 Let it go people don’t let perfect be the enemy of Awesome. Just enjoy the show.
ReplyEntomologist watching Seth now that’s funny 😛
ReplyHahaha Wyoming joke was really funny.
ReplyIs it just me or is Seth like whoa 💪🏼 👀
ReplySeths arms look thick in that top… Right?
ReplySo just to be that guy, is Corrections also aired on Peacock versions of the show? Because that would also be an online version. I love this bit, it shows the actual talent late night shows have, the good ones at least, at Improv. You can always tell which ones started their comedic careers doing Improv.
ReplyBut psych is correct. It’s based on psychology, which is the study of the mind. To psych someone out is to mess with their mind. Sike is just wrong.
The people who claimed the word is spelled S-I-K-E are probably the same people who spell whoa, as in “Whoa! That psyched me out!”, W-O-A-H.
Even the Urban Dictionary in its definition of “sike” states the correct spelled is P-S-Y-C-H.
ReplyFINALLY. Late night needs WAY more invertebrate anatomy.
Replythese feel more like justifications than corrections
ReplyNow for the best part of this goddamn week
ReplyI’m not falling for the Summer of Sam trap
ReplyYou forgot to mention that L.Ron Hubbard was a black man. L. Ron Huambambe
Reply1128. 🤣🙃🤣
ReplyLate night with Unfunny Goblin
ReplySo I think the Snow White kissing thing might be putting us in kind of a legal grey area. If the prince knows that kissing her brings her back to life, you could argue that he has implied consent. Implied consent is what allows a paramedic for example to take an unconscious person with no pulse to a hospital and attempt resuscitation. From this perspective, you could say he was resuscitating her which would be similar to CPR. But if he was just kissing her without knowing the effect, different story. Just throwin it out there.
ReplySo so good!
Replytap tap tap tap tap. You are too funny. PSYCH.
Reply“…make my brother and me…”
ReplyI feel the need to point out here that the Mikey the Shoe impression is exactly the same as Tony the Fauc. Not a correction per se, but I feel it should be addressed
ReplyI spell it psyche
ReplyLove this segment. But, um, “sike” might be common, but it really is “psych”. “Irregardless” is also common, but grating. So don’t let them (us?) psych you out.
ReplyEveryone needs this in their lives.
ReplyI was totally going to point out the sex/six thing!
ReplyThat sike bit was epic
ReplySeth!!… hey buddy… how did you get your desk vaccinated? or do you need to CORRECT THAT? 🙂
Replybitches!! ALL OF US, BEEOTCHES!!! i’ma ‘joker’, a smoker, a midnight toker!!!
ReplyI love this segment…you get to see how naturally funny Seth is!
ReplyThis is somehow better than the actual show. It’s better than any talk show segment for that matter.
Reply“I was not trying to beli’l him in any way” and “This desk is vaccinated” are gold. I love this series so much; goofy deadpan humour at its finest.
ReplyOk but its 11:38. Now you think you caught me puppet master but I am catching you into doing another Corrections!
ReplySmoker Entomologists! FTW! 😛
ReplyIt was actually 11:38 because, when it’s online, there is another 10 seconds of theme music and links to other stuff. Tell Mikey-the-Shoe to tighten up his crew!
ReplyFirst of all, this is my absolute favorite segment of all time. Seth is amazing and I love hearing the crew laugh. Second of all, “I didn’t mean to belil him” made me cackle. Fantastic work as always!
ReplyYou dubbed over with 11:28 but the video is actually 11:38
ReplyBang on the dot!!!!!
ReplyBest.I can’t decide if I prefer Mikey the Shoe or Dr Evil. More of both please.
Reply9:13 you said “Summer Sam” Instead of “Son of Sam”. At this point, this feels like a trap.
ReplyIt was incredibly obvious Seth wanted to draw people’s attention to “psych” because he went out of his way to say it was spelled correctly and it wouldn’t show up in Corrections. Now that he’s onto it the game has begun. Is it real or is it on purpose for Seth’s amusement?
Replypuppets with strings are controlled from the top.
ReplyCheers!
Replybut the people that think it’s sike are idiots, the term comes from “to psych one out” or mess with their psyche, sike isn’t a word
ReplyWith the adverts and title card, this was over 11.28 in length.
Replyملا رهط
Replysoon they’re coming out with digital numbers…. I cant wait!
ReplyStill not a fan of the “Corrections” concept, but that Shoemaker impression is hilarious. Not knowing any different, I’m going to assume he really does sound like that because it makes life a little more fun. Also, that was Snow White’s Prince? I thought you were talking about Sleeping Beauty! It’s a good thing there’s no Corrections segment for the audience or we’d be here all day…
Replyits a spiracle of nature they can breath at all in them sewers….
ReplyI don’t know if it was planned, but LOVE that if you have the captions on, it says, “Or to put it another way….psych.” Which I like to think is an unintentional middle finger to all the “sike(rs)” out there. (4:15)
Replydoes anyone know a font that contains an upside down letter i ?
Replypretty fly for a white lie
ReplyThis is better than your actual show. No offense or anything.
ReplySnow White Tepes had skin white as snow, lips red as blood, hair black as raven’s feather, somehow convinced a killer to let her go, found and immediately enthralled seven men, and slept in a coffin.
ReplyThe ‘evil’ queen Regina Van Helsing wanted Snow White dead, more specifically she wanted Snow White’s heart removed. Why exactly? we may never know. How did Snow White parents die? again we may never know. You can draw your own conclusions but I think it was vampires. The past was lousy with the fanged bastards, everywhere you looked vampires, the local sock hop vampires, castles vampires, the bank vampires, your local foggy london street vampires, the kitchen cupboards vampires, Romania you guessed it Romanian vampires. Luckily they aren’t as big of a problem nowadays since the rise of cellular telephones, the Furby craze in the mid 90’s and Y2K wiped most of them out.
CORRECTION: I believe Seth meant to say that it wasn’t his intention to beLil Jon.
ReplyEnglish spelling is a disaster. You think other languages have spelling bees? No. They do not. Very few languages are so hard to use that anyone thinks it is worth making a competition out of wrangling them correctly. Spell it ‘sike’ or ‘psych’ or ‘siche’ or ‘psyke’ or whatever. Only by burning this fustercluck of a language to the ground can we ever have a chance to fix it.
ReplyA couple of things about the snow white thing. 1. It’s a fairytale and I think the whole discussion over consent is ludicrous, to say the very least. 2. This is basically medieval times and back then at the age of 12 you were considered an adult. 3. So what’s the ending to the story? A stupid girl accepts random fruit from a stranger and dies. Is left in the middle of a forest to waste away with a bunch of old-ass gnomes mourning over her stupid. roll credits. The whole discussion is garbage though.
ReplyM I K E H D E S H O E !!!!!
ReplyAlso, I’m glad the desk is vaccinated. Got worried there. xD
ReplyI live for these corrections.
ReplyThe dead 14 yr old…omg that is great and Doc?! So Smart
ReplyU can’t spell correction, without a ‘rection, which is what I get watching this segment.
That was a lame stretch and I’m sorry, so I’ll see myself out.
Reply“This desk has been vaccinated.”
Okay, it’s definitely props giving us Easter eggs and a NOT a random card. 👏👏👏 Very much appreciated props crew!
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ReplyThank you!!! Can we get 15mins of corrections next week??
ReplyI love this “Onlinel Exclusive” bit so much
ReplyI love this series. It’s great.
Replyis it a correction to say this video was actually 11:38 with the end card?
ReplyI can’t watch him, Steven Colbert, back in the theater. But they’re truly much more relaxed. Let them wear casual clothes, like they’re now. I stopped watching Kimmel and Jimmy since they’re back with a live studio audience. The suites/Tuxedo thing and the old school “Bara Bing” jokes.
ReplyI’m 58 and never liked, understood Late night with Carson, Leno, Obrien.
I admit, I learn new facts every week on corrections. Who knew about the cockroach respiratory system (aside from Marjorie Greene)
ReplyWhen he says “alot of people said” I get the feeling its like how trump says the same thing
ReplyA highlight of my week! This is when the internet shines 😀 That puppetmaster voice was both hilarious and terrifying
ReplyTwo-Factor *Authentication*, or 2FA.
Reply“A lot of people” are *really* ignorant: “psych”.
Don’t let me catch you putting an e on the end either…
ReplyHonestly these could be 20 minutes long and I’d still watch lol
ReplyNOBODY IS BITCHING ABOUT YOU HAVING TO DRINK 3-1/2 BOTTLES OF WINE EVERY WEEK AT AGE 10???????
ReplySays it will be 11.28 and it ends up being 11.38. CLOSE BUT NOT CLOSE ENOUGH
ReplyThat sweater looks so warm and comfy, yet light enough to layer.
ReplyWas 11:38.
Last week, you got the stinger into 10 minutes. 🙂
Replybuddy buddy buddy, try a different vince vaughn movie to use your impression.
Replyi love his bond vilin voice.
ReplyI typed sike on the last video immediately.
ReplyYou got some pretty good rants, Seth. You can be my rant guy.
ReplyOmg corrections is the new way to interact with the audience!! First it was the sea captain polls, now this!!
ReplyA modest proposal: let’s lose the use of the term “The Big Lie” and replace it with something like “The Big Fat Lie” or, even better ” The Big Fat-assed Lie” as told by that big Fat-assed liar; we’ve all seen him in those shots of him playing tennis. Ugh.
ReplyPsyche! For god’s sake, who spells it Sike? Or is this just to psyche them all?
ReplyI thought the whitest lie one could tell is there is no such thing as institutional racism
Replylol. you’ve gotta do stuff like this more often
ReplyHAHAHAHAHAHAA! psych
ReplyRepent Repent the day of the Lord is at hand! If you have not received salvation from Jesus Christ you will spend all eternity (trillions and trillions) of years in hell…There will be everlasting torment for you and everyone you know who doesn’t know the Lord. There will be whaling and gnashing teeth. Where the fire is never quenched and the worm never dies. Repent today cry out for mercy! A man must be born again to enter the Kingdom of Heaven.
ReplyWhatever that voice/accent is at the 4 min mark, please do a whole show in that. Mix in some Vince.
Reply“Belittle”…lolol
ReplyWhere do we petition for this segment to be longer?
Reply11:38
ReplyAll those language purists need to go take an intro to linguistics course at their local college or university!
Reply11:38*
ReplyThe psychology behind that sike bit 😂 “…tap, tap, tap tap.” Loved the evil mastermind impression👌
ReplyHonestly I hope all of the late shows stay in this format. Just Seth fucking around with his writers. Who needs suits and audiences?
ReplyThat laugh after the belittle him joke got me soooo good 🤣😂🤣
Replylooks like 11:38 to me.. nobody mention it to Mikey 😬
ReplyUNLESS YOU MURDERED SOMEONE IN WYOMING!
ReplyRight now, your corrections are more entertaining than your actual show 😁😁😁
ReplyNot really a correction but I want to say that there is a version of Snow White written by Neil Gaiman in Somke and Mirrors where the princes is unhappy to see that Snow White is alive
ReplySpoiler:
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Also Snow is a vampire and the Queen is the good person
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ReplySex is German for six. So I let it slide.
ReplyI is the correct grammar, not me.
ReplyThese Online Exclusives are great. They are a lot of fun to watch.
The time you said twice for the length of the video is “less than 11:28”, but the actual time is 11:38.
Now I feel part of the process, yay me. 🙂
ReplyIsn’t it actually my brother and I ?
Replygod i love Seth Meyers.
ReplyAs you are providing this place for errata, technically you’re in a correctional facility, Seth.
ReplyAs an 80’s baby, “Psych” is the correct spelling.
ReplySave for the illiterati, “sike” is not a thing.
ReplyIt wasn’t “summer sam” it was “son of sam”…
ReplyTechnically with the outro it’s 11.38. Sorry Seth.
ReplyLoved the villain voice😁
ReplyI have 11:38 here. It matters Seth. It really.. really matters.
ReplyNever have the words “he kissed a dead fourteen year old” made me laugh so hard
ReplyPsych *IS* the way it’s spelled. Morons spell it “sike”. They also probably say “aks” when they mean ask.
ReplyThis series is proof that too many people have way too much time on their hands.
ReplyAlright regarding timings… if last week was 9:59… then this episode was actually 11:38, not 28. Because if you count the outro for one, you can’t just leave it out the other time. Smhw
ReplyLook forward to this soooo much every week!
ReplyThe use of the word “bel’il” at 11:05 is the definition of Seth Myers’ humor.
Reply3:13 A lot of people must have watched the Hitchcock classic, “Sikeo”.
ReplyTo everyone saying he didn’t make 11:28 and it’s 11:38, please note last week all he said was under 10 minutes, but this time he stopped talking at basically 11:27/ 11:28 so yeah imma give him that one
ReplyThese Corrections are amazing. Haha! 😄
ReplyIn the UK it’s two factor authentication 🤷♀️
Reply*really close, not “real close”
ReplyMikey the shoe. lol
ReplyYou said you’d do it in under 11:28, when in fact the video is 11:38
ReplyAmongst all the grammar corrections of the whole bottle wine before dinner debate, has no one said the dear Mrs Meyers would have to go to a correctional facility for forcing her children to drink wine?
ReplyIn the dumpster fire that is America, Seth Meyers is a treasure…
ReplySeth you look VERY handsome in this tight sweater. Please keep the casual look, even though Ady Bryant teased you about it 😍 thanks for this your fans love it
ReplyI think you meant to say, ‘ you don’t want to belil Lil John’ instead of belittle.
Reply“You had rushed to your computers”
Most people whipped out their phones
ReplyNot being afraid of Son of Sam in 1976 made perfect sense to me as a saying meaning that you shouldn’t be afraid of things that aren’t happening yet.
ReplyThe video is 11:38 tho… Seth!!!
ReplyCan’t get enough of Seth’s German Mad Scientist. So good…
ReplyPLEASE…. please… please…P..L.E.A.S.E…
Replydo something better with his hair?! PLEASE
Bel’lille him?
ReplyI’m 99% sure it was on purpose to cause this type of comment; but did he say “Summer of Sam”? Isn’t it Son of Sam?
Reply@3:53 actually when I commented that I was watching the video from my computer; I’m expecting a correction on next week’s episode of “CORRECTIONS”.
ReplySeth, this is just too much fun. So here we go: Snow White as the Brothers Grimm wrote it, was seven years old, when the Queen tried to have her killed first, and then tried to kill her herself. After her death she stayed in that tomb for a „long, long time“ as the text says. So we actually don‘t learn at what age the prince comes in. On top of that: he wanted to buy her first, then gets her for free BUT does not kiss her. She wakes because one of the men carrying the tomb stumbles and the apple falls out of her mouth. As she wakes the prince asks for her consent to take her with him and she agrees to marry him. We could now ask of course, why Disney always adds kisses. I mean, german stories by definition don‘t offer a lot of kissing?!
ReplySeth, this is just too much fun. So here we go: Snow White as the Brothers Grimm wrote it, was seven years old, when the Queen tried to have her killed first, and then tried to kill her herself. After her death she stayed in that coffin for a „long, long time“ as the text says. So we actually don‘t learn at what age the prince comes in. On top of that: he wanted to buy her first, then gets her for free BUT does not kiss her. She wakes because one of the men carrying the coffin stumbles and the apple falls out of her mouth. As she wakes the prince asks for her consent to take her with him and she agrees to marry him. We could now ask of course, why Disney always adds kisses. I mean, german stories by definition don‘t offer a lot of kissing?!
ReplyUhh.. my video was 11:38, so…. Wtf Seth?
ReplyHoly crap, i love corrections. I spit out my cereal during the psych/sike segment.
ReplyThis is my favorite thing Seth does now.
ReplyWhy is it “sike”?
ReplyCan we get an explanation of that on next week’s corrections? “Psych” makes more sense.
can we get an hour show with this loose podcast vibe please seth?
ReplyAmber’s laugh at 10:47 !!!!
ReplyNever bring back the audience.
ReplyThey were already at their computers since it’s an online exclusive
ReplyRudy Bernie and Vince impressions…. every ONLINE exclusive
ReplyThis is my favorite thing on the internet.
Reply” I’m not afraid of nobody” is a double negative. So what Mikey said was – he’s afraid of everyone. Another obese coward
ReplyIT’S PSYCHE.
ReplyThis is EVERYTHANG !!!!!!
ReplyI’m just here for the Vince Vaughn impression.
ReplyIn an old version the prince does not only kiss Snow White, he bangs her.
ReplyI can’t believe that desk got vaccinated before some seniors in europe
ReplyYou said 11:28 and it’s 11:38
ReplyI try to read the comments while listening to Seth but then I miss when he holds up his note card so we can see the writing on the back. Then I have to rewind it to catch the visuals.
ReplyI remember Seth saying that the parking sign was going to be on the digital corrections 🤣
ReplyWho the f tried to “correct” your spelling of psych to sike? Such aggressive ignorance explains a lot of what’s going on in our politics!
ReplyBut it was 11:38 is this excluding outro?
ReplySnow-white was 16. I think. Or am I thinking about sleeping beauty?
Reply“This desk has been vaccinated”
ReplyPlease keep bringing up creepy Snow White stuff 😂
Reply@8:53 – If Mikey da Shoe is often saying that “he’s not afraid of nobody,” he’s got a bigger problem than misremembering which year was the Summer of Sam. That’s a double negative my friend – “not afraid of nobody” implicitly means that he “is afraid of somebody.” Now I don’t know if Seth was accurately quoting Mike, in which case this is Mike’s issue, or if Seth was misquoting Mike, in which case it is Seth himself who needs correction. I hope you will source this out and give it the consideration it deserves. Which may be none.
ReplyDidn’t Elijah go tell it on the mountain?
ReplyWho the HELL is spelling Psych as SIKE!! Clearly, the exclamatory “Psych!” is short for “I psyched you out” which itself is short for “I tricked you psychologically by making you think one thing but then quickly changing the course of the joke.” So – Psych! is correct and anyone spelling it Sike! should go back to 6th grade remedial spelling.
Also, a sike is a stream, gully or ditch. I think you need to go back and correct your correction and then correct those people who actually think that it is spelled S I K E. smh
ReplyThis is the best exercise of observed pedantry and the obsessive delusional parasocial relationship with the masses that try to own the talent ever displayed. Please don’t stop!!! LOL my stomach hurts. YO… lol
ReplyBe little… hehe
Reply11:06. Correction: “…b’lil…”
ReplyMIKEY DE SHOE IN THE ZOOM ROOM!!
ReplyThis has fast become one of my favorite segments, please keep them over 10 minutes guys!!!
ReplyThe best segment ever. He seems so relaxed and silly and a bit twisted
ReplyMikey the shoe was on to him in 76 … lmao
ReplyI like how Seth is trying to puppet-master people a second time on the same topic in the description by saying ‘purposely misspelling “sike”‘ when ‘sike’ *is* the misspelling.
ReplyOMG!!!!🤣
I kinda think…… Seth is as “funny” as he can be…….
You’re AS GREAT as they come!!! (yet…you set the BAR ‘higher’ EVERY NIGHT😶
BRAVO!!!!
ReplyOK, “sike” is just ridiculous. “Psych” is correct as it’s a psychological manipulation. #corrections
Replythey also wrote psych in the subtitles THOSE ABSOLOUTE MADLADS XD
Also sex or sechs (pronounced Sex) is six in german 😀
ReplyIs Seth doing a Julio Torres impression, here? xD
ReplySex is Six in Icelandic
ReplyIs it just me but Seth meyers isnt funny when you take the audience laughter out?
ReplyHi, I’d just like to point out that the video is 11:38, which is ten seconds longer than you claim. Disappointing to see that get lost in the pipeline. You can do better.
ReplyIt was 11.38
Replylmao
ReplySeth:… I called Lil’ John, little john…
Lil’ John: WHAT?!!!~
Moments later…
Seth: … I was not trying to belittle him in any way.
ReplyLil’ John: OKAY~!
You called it two-factor “verification”, but it’s two-factor “authentication”.
ReplyCockroaches don’t talk but horses do. Right, Ed?
ReplyThis desk is vaccinated lol!
ReplyYou are evil!..Syke!😉👍
ReplyThis is quickly becoming my favorite Seth thing. Only behind A Closer Look. By the way, love the staff laughing!
ReplyI love reading the back of Seth’s piece of paper, nice touch.
ReplyI love the irony that there was a correction on corrections ‘online exclusive’
ReplyBest joke: Not wanting to belittle Lil Jon. #okay
ReplyIn under “11:28”
Video is 11:38
ReplyI guess we all have a bad day at work.
ReplyBelieve me, I know how the covid has made us all batty. So please stop talking to and or channeling whatever imaginary voices who’s conversations only you understand. The covid s over now. Get a real audiance already. The covid style stick was tired two months I to the quarantine. It’s not any funnier now that it’s 14 months. Go get em tiger you can do it
He’s so unfunny
Replyok he said it would be under 11:28 but it still came out to be 11:38
ReplyThe uttermost customer electrophysiologically invite because teaching undeniably happen in a political damage. itchy, incompetent camp
ReplySnow White is only 14?!?!
*Matt Gaetz has entered the chat
ReplyThis is fast becoming my favourite.
ReplyI like this segment
ReplyYo aren’t you siked that corny ass Wally doesn’t have to push the narrative anymore and wear thirteen masks and a face shield and safety glasses thank God for the CDC
ReplyI’m saving my best buds for this from now on.
ReplyWhat was the sea captain’s two references? And, do you still talk to these people?
ReplyIn linguistics, an elision or deletion is broadly defined as the omission of one or more sounds in a word or phrase. However, it is also used to refer more narrowly to cases where two words are run together by the omission of a final sound. Wikipedia
ReplyIn Thailand I saw a ping-pong shot out of a “spirical” 🤣!
ReplyReally great, but I just want to point out that the time actually counts the theme music follow, and the splash screen. That adds up to a whopping 10 second differential. 11:38is the time for the entire video. Keep trying, though.
ReplyIdk should it just be YouTube exclusive? Do most people not watch the show online?
ReplyShould be under 11:28 but video length is 11:38…😂
ReplyMikie the gum shoe?
ReplyI save these for when I’m particularly depressed.
ReplySike is NOT a Fucking THING
ReplyLate Night with Seth Meyers has gotten SO much better during the pandemic! It was awesome before but it actually feels like Seth is truly invested in making these jokes work and he’s aligned with his team in that purpose.
ReplyYou can call any of the people who know me, I’m super polite and a lot of fun at parties, and I’m fully vaccinated and I’ll bring the best Italian hoagie you’ve ever had.
ReplyThe correction title has a correction 😂🥴
ReplyIt’s 2-Factor Authentication (2FA), not 2-factor verification
ReplyCorrection: it’s not a “closer look” if you don’t talk about the conflict between Israel and Palestinian.
ReplyKissing dead 14 year old’s is what Fox News does as a group after airing
ReplyApparently snow white was 14 and prince charming was 31….wow….how charming. 🤮🤮🤮🤮
ReplyI only live for these corrections.
Replysaying you’ve never been to Wyoming being a white lie depends a lot on context. If the police ask you a question about a crime that took place when you were there for instance… 🤔
ReplySupport the BDS
ReplySellh,
Replylove your show. If you can make your your staff laugul you must be eldll – sorry to stoned for proper messaing😜
“eh” is kinda the vibe of these.
ReplySeth, can you speak up a little? I have trouble hearing you over the crunching of my Froot Loops. Your audience really is diverse.
ReplyYou claim to be all that but why won’t you bring up what’s happening in Colombia?
ReplyEveryone who lives in a affordable New York apartment is a cockroach enthusiast
ReplyI commented on Snow White being 14 last week!
Do you realize what this means?
My youtube comments are read by someone who works with or for Seth Meyers! Maybe!
Oh my gosh how will I keep this going?
Let’s see, uh…. Snow White… no more there but It was a Disney thing… Disney Ah! Have you ever watched the Beauty and the Beast prologue and thought how twisted it was that the enchantress set out to deceive a child and when the child was rude she punished not only him but the castle’s servants as well? There’s even a line about inner beauty there and the enchantress clearly thinks it’s about her being a pretty person underneath the ugly disguise when it’s actually about a person’s character and hers actually isn’t beautiful.
ReplySeth, performing alone before one camera, depresses me. Everyone being alone doing whatever is now the norm? Ouch.
ReplyYour producer is right though. Summer of Sam was actually two summers but “summers of Sam” isnt as catchy or scary.
ReplyCan’t wait for the day when the correction on the wine story saga is that Seth’s mom has finally seen this bit and has told him off for telling people she made her kids drink an entire bottle of wine every night.
ReplyCorrection:
ReplyThe “turmeric elision” is referring to the first R being elided – being dropped. So it could be pronounced either tumeric or turmeric depending on whether or not you elided the R in speech (this is reflecting usage, not a language rule that you can do what you want).
It is not saying you can pronounce any word in any way – as you did when you freestyled elision.
This is becoming my favorite segment.
ReplyA 10-second outro makes this video 11:38. SIKE!
ReplyLess people would be wrong (or at least should be highly discouraged).
ReplyLess than 500 is fine since in this case “less than” refers to 500, which is a measurement. Look it up on merriam-webster.com!
Fewer than 500 is good practice that avoids the issue but less than 500 is commonly used and is fine.
Seth, you keep confusing snow white, sleeping beauty and cinderella. How can you have small children and not know this stuff? Do you not read them bedtime stories?
Reply“This Desk is Vaccinated”, love it.
ReplyJust wanted to wish whoever runs this channel a happy Sunday. You are awesome & I hope you have a wonderful week. 💙💛
ReplyCan you say more than one word every two seconds? Speak at a normal pace! I couldn’t sit through this.
Reply<3
ReplyAm I mistaken or is Seth becoming Soul Man???
ReplySubtle jokes about pedantic complaining. Thorough.
ReplySeth, this segment is not healthy for you. You need to stop, sweetheart.
ReplyThis and tiny secret whispers is quickly becoming the highlight of my week
ReplyNot a New Yorker, but doesn’t NYPD have a commissioner? Mikey the Shoe said Chief.
ReplySeth, appreciate you coming forward on your bold-faced lie about Wyoming. I just hope I can find it w/in myself to forgive you. Maybe not today or not tomorrow but one day.
ReplyHey, is it just me or did Seth pronounce dandelion as dandy lion in a monologue when talking about how the president picked up one for the first lady in the lawn? Huge fan from India btw..
ReplySifu
ReplyI even put up with the adds just so this keeps going forever! Amber laughing, Seth “I don’t do impressions or characters” Meyers just killing, a desk getting vaxed, and Andy´s doink falling off…. THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY!
ReplyThese are the most uproarious bits ever. I love them.
Also, Seth’s magnificent hair with that mischievous grin… Just… Yes… 🤩👍
ReplyThis desk is vaccinated ?!?
ReplyNobody in their right mind would vaccinate a desk, because plants don’t have adaptive immunity!! That’s just a waste of precious vaccine doses. I’m assuming the desk is made of wood. Well, I hope the desk is not made out of dead (or living) human parts, but in that case it might be alright to vaccinate it. Also in that case I would have some more questions.
Replythe best best best out there !! cant get enough of it !!!
ReplyPerhaps, psych.
ReplyHi Seth. I was surprised when you referred to an individual who understands how cockroaches function physiologically as a “cockroach enthusiast.” I was fully expecting you to use the term entomologist. An entomologist is a person who studies insects. One can major in entomology at university. I think the term entomologist would be the correct term as opposed to “cockroach enthusiast.” So you have viewers from all walks of life. Some are smokers. Some are entomologists. I hope you correct yourself next week!
ReplyIt is Psych, as in psychological, messing with your mind. Not Sike as in, I’m an idiot that never learned to read or write past grade 6.
ReplyTwo factor authentication
ReplyBelil’ ?
ReplyAmber’s giggle 💖 Belil’ him 💖 This desk is vaccinated 😂😂
Reply0:20: “…and that when we called it a ‘Digital Exclusive,’ it _(stares directly into camera)_ *ruined* it for you”
ReplyI feel personally attacked, but…it made my week⌫⌫⌫⌫ _month_ ⌫⌫⌫⌫⌫ *year*
Seriously, what other late-night show goes to the effort of changing their recurring segment title card based on viewer feedback? We love you, Seth & crew <3 <3 <3
Also:
3:43: Does anyone have a link to the original _A Closer Look_ segment where Seth introduced this creepy Hannibal Lecter/Dr. Strangelove stereotypical-German-accent-in-America-popular-culture character, whose name I think was like Cyrus or something? The clip where Cyrus was speaking in an aside to his assistant/friend at a dinner party about some room down the hall or something like that
I want to know what witchery was done in post to get him at exactly 11:28 just like he said it would be….did he have a stop watch under his desk or what? I can’t sleep knowing such voodoo exists!
ReplyI like this.
ReplyHaving a segment get as much views as a celebrity guest is super rare in late night. People love seth, simple as that.
ReplyI can’t believe I watch this crap every week. Still watching though
ReplyI beg to differ, Seth. Cockroaches DO talk and I cite one donald j. trump as evidence of that.
ReplyAre y’all cutting back on the bullying? Because I support that.
ReplyI love the ever expanding lore of Mikey Da Shoe, this Late Night: Corrections cinematic universe just keeps expanding!
ReplySyke!
ReplyWhen Seth mentioned the spelling of the word “psych”, I thought that he might be onto something; I did not recall whether or not it was spelled that way, or “psyche” (I’m actually pretty sure it’s the latter).
But:
“…a lot of people said it is spelled S-I-K-E…”
Uh… WTF?
I thought YouTube had precautions in place to prevent f*cking five-year-olds from accessing this site.
ReplyIt’s actually a “to do” not an “a do” with regards to the Sleeping Beauty fiasco.
ReplySeth Myers once again showing how to feed the trolls without getting bitten.
Replyin under *ELEVEN TWENNYEIGHT* time: 11:38
ReplyPsych or sike?
ReplyCan I just say, anyone who thinks the spelling is “sike” is an illiterate dunce?
ReplySnow White fell into a “magical sleep”, she wasn’t officially “dead”. The Prince, upon seeing her, fell instantly magically, in love with her, and had to kiss her back to life!! I’ve known this story for over 50 years, it’s innocent if you wish it to be. 🙂
ReplyTechnically, my TV is now online as well, as it is delivered over the Internet 😉
ReplyThis is my favorite stuff from Seth!
ReplyThis Desk Is Vaccinated ❣😆❤
ReplyThose who spell it “sike,” are the same people who type “walla,” instead of “voila.”
ReplyI agree “sike” is what was used. Except deceiving someone by mental trickery…the way Seth spelled it would make cense.
Reply🤔🤣😅
Technically it was 11:38 not 11:28 cause the full video was 11:38 so technically Seth was wrong
Reply14, meh, Juliet was 13 – cancel Shakespeare!
ReplyHe had me at sike XD
ReplyGod, I love this segment so much.
ReplyPsych…Sike. I’ve heard it both ways.
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