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Seth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, like mispronouncing “substantive” before taking a moment to rant about Ben & Jerry’s not giving Late Night its own flavor.
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Gotta love corrections.
ReplyI am fond of this segment
ReplyI clicked on this so quickly!
ReplyI love corrections
ReplyMooo
Replysubstantive is correct both ways lol
ReplyIceland is part of the Schengen area, so no, no work permit required either.
ReplyThis is my favorite part of the show.
ReplyAt the end he was channeling Mr Rogers.
ReplyI love love loooooove your Vince Vaughn!! Makes me laugh so hard!!
ReplyCorrections is definitely my favorite segment of the week.
ReplySeth’s memoir: “My Mother, My Sommelier”
ReplyYou said “Kroger’s” in your correction. The correction in which you mentioned it isn’t called “Kroger’s.” So was that even really a correction?
ReplyAlso, whoever came up with “Yo Yo Moo” is a beautiful soul too precious for this world. Seriously you are adorable!
ReplyYour Ben and Jerry’s Ice cream would be:
“Amber Says Nuts!”
ReplySo when does this show go strictly youtube? Become a production for the writers own repetitive setups and tired references.
Replybears does not hibernate.
ReplyOMG i LOVE the vince vaughn impression!!
ReplyCORRECTION: “Irish Troll” is not a thing either. They are called “fairies” in Ireland. PS: this segment is everything and we love you.
ReplyYou mispronounced New DUMPster as New HAMPshire…
ReplyI think you worry too much about the feedback. Present your show I love it I don’t care what kind of mistakes you make I don’t think a lot of other people do either.
Replyi love how the show has basically turned into a late-night version of um, actually
ReplyThis has a very Tom Snyder feel to it.
ReplyYou said your mom gave wine to “My brother and I,” but it should be “My brother and me.” Just saying.
ReplyThese keep getting longer, wanna see how it is in a year.
Reply#correction lmao:
5:00 Said “Kroger’s” again
Replybox checked for: ‘TIS THE SWEETEST HERB!!
Replyyou’re my second favourite person from new hampshire after ludwig
Reply… “my brother and ME” drink a full bottle of wine!
ReplyI heard that as “Lick-i-Pedia” and was like, when did they make scratch n lick braille?
ReplyStefon would love “A Closer Lick.”
ReplyWhen he said “Alex” out of nowhere, I got legitimately startled.. made me look up from my Chex Mix real quick!
Reply…make my brother and ME…
ReplyFor future use, the accent on “applicable” is on the first syllable, not the second.
Replyhi Seth, hope you’re good 🙂 i’m not sure i’ve ever noticed a mistake and had it lessen the joke but it’s cool you’re striving for perfectionism, i think i get how that could be stressful though (writing internet comments is really weird)
ReplyYou don’t need a working visa to work in Iceland if you have an Irish passport. It’s part of the Schengen area. You do if you’re Northern Irish now that they’ve left the EU but your accent was clearly republican.
ReplyI love this, it’s hilarious!
ReplyAll I’m saying is that Viking is pronounced “VEE-king” ya stupid New Hampshire gnome. Other than that, it’s all good.
ReplyMore Vince Vaughn, and more Goldblum while you’re at it. The impressions are some of the best.
Replyi love that this is just written on the back of a random piece of paper
ReplyThis is what late night should be. Perfection
ReplyMy ice cream name vote is for: “You Guys, That Was a Spumoni-logue”
ReplyI pointed this out last week. You forgot about how you called people who corrected you “correctioners” last week. That is a term used for someone in the field of corrections, such as a prison guard or warden. Bastards. You, that is, not the correctioners. You are bastards.
ReplyThank you to the poor soul who now has to scroll through all of our YouTube posts to get content for these – your sacrifice is not in vain
ReplyUnliever own B&J so your parent company rule did not last long
ReplyThese are always fucking comedy gold
ReplyVisibility for Icelandic gnomes.
ReplyUm, I believe you did the gnome using an Irish accent, not an Irish voice, whatever that is. Also, Piggly Wiggly is owned by Kroger, not Krogers as you pointed out. Come on man!!!!!
ReplyYou just said “KrogerS” again
ReplyThanks, that’s really nice! Keep going!
Replythe ice cream bit was amazing
Reply#acloserlick hilarious #LNSM
ReplyHis card is the back of a cleaned area card…seth, good job on recycling man
ReplyThe Jeff G was weak.
ReplyHi! It’s Eric again. During “Corrections,” you said, “She would make my brother and I drink…wine.” That’s incorrect. Suppose you only put yourself in the sentence: “She would make I drink…wine.” See? “I” can only be the subject of a sentence, performing the action of the verb “make.” But in your sentence, you need “me,” an object, a word that receives the action of the verb: “She would make my brother, and she would make me, drink a full bottle of wine.” Or, even, “She would make my brother and me drink a full bottle of wine.” Thanks, and I love your show!
ReplySeth, as far as late night hosts go, you are my Now and Forever Favourite.
Replyplease never put a suit back on. love the casual look
Replythank you Seth for joining us down in comment section hell
ReplySUBstantive is the American pronunciation. I’m Australian so I pronounce it like the rest of the world: SubSTANtive.
ReplyI really think these are funny. Makes me smile.
ReplyI am now only watching the corrections each week.
ReplyAt first I thought, if the gnome/troll is from the republic of ireland, they wouldn’t need a visa to work in iceland because they’re both in the European Union. BUT I did some basic research and learned today that Iceland is not in the EU. Thanks, Seth, for helping me learn something new today.
ReplyThese are my favorites. You cutting up with the crew is hilarious
ReplyThere both correct.
ReplyFirst, I *LOVE* corrections!
ReplySecond, I really, REALLY hope that first thing Monday morning, the folks at Unilever send Seth a prototype of “A Closer Lick” ice cream.
We really just want digital exclusives to be uncensored
ReplyIn Chicagoland we get our groceries at Jewels. It’s got a invisible s.
ReplyThe troll could work for 3 months without a permit.
ReplyThe hard part would be getting registered his legal domicile, I suspect. For after the 3 months. You do need an adress, and forest over, next to the volcano there , might not be sufficient…
Give Seth a B&J flavor lmao
ReplyI love the salt.
ReplyThe corrections will continue to be about last times corrections lol
ReplyLet’s all agree though…Seth’s Owen Wilson is *ON. POINTE.*
ReplyI love this segment, but; I fear it will end when the staff can actually go to a bar after work on Thursday.
ReplyIf this is a digital exclusive, is your other stuff ever broadcast with an analog signal?
Replymy mother “would make my brother and ME”. Not “make my brother and I”.
ReplyThe subtitle said “Kroger’s” which he referred to as a plural, but it’s a possessive? Strange.
ReplyI love your Vince Vaughn. Never stop
Replylol saw me hey?
ReplyI really thought the word he mispronounced was “Somalia”, not “Somellier”, and the joke about him drinking a full bottle of wine as a kid didn’t make much sense in that context 😀
ReplyI love dry humor, and this is the driest Seth there is.
ReplySeth, in the story about your mom having been a middle school French teacher, you should have said, “… my brother and me,” not “my brother and I.” You would never say, “Every night before dinner, my mother would make I drink a bottle of wine,” would you? Of course not! Well, adding “my brother and” before that does not change anything. What you did is called an over-correction.
Thank you for your attention.
Reply“digital exclusive” is two words!
ReplyI love how he wrote it all on a sign that said”this area has been cleaned and disinfected”
ReplyThat *is* how you pronounce substantive though
ReplyYou wanna know how to differentiate Vince Vaughn impression vs the Goldblum impression? Watch The Lost World: Jurassic Park several times. Then you’ll know.
ReplyI say sub STAN tive too. I say we are right seth!! Ps love this section!!!
ReplyActually, both “substantive” and “substantive” are perfectly good ways of pronouncing the word “substantive”. (and oh, how wonderfully that comes across, in text)
ReplyA thesaurus doesn’t tell you the pronunciation. A dictionary might, depending on the dictionary, but thesauruses just tells you what synonyms the words have.
ReplyNever stop doing these – best part of the week!
ReplyI have never been day drinking with Seth Meyers! I think this is something that should be corrected. Love the show!
ReplyFrench speaking person here : If you were trying to pronounce the word ” sommelier” then we do pronounce the “L” in french. So you sounded right the first time. Now, depends on what you consider ” the right pronunciation” to be but i think that if it’s a french word, you just go “french” on it.
ReplyI miss the sea capt
ReplyCorrection. Bears don’t actually hibernate they go into a torpor.
ReplyGood Jeff goldbloom
Reply“Digital exclusive” ARE two words, Sethan.
Reply“SubSTANtive” is an acceptable pronunciation, Seth. Check Merriam. But I like how you said “Krogers” at the end of the Kroger correction.
ReplyNever stop this
Replyeveryone calls kroger krogers in indiana
ReplyIceland is part of EEA so EU citizens (including Irish people) don’t need permits to move or work there… They need to register residency and tax card after 3 months, but no permit is ever needed. So…
ReplyAnd another correction for next week. EU Citizens (as Irish) can work in Iceland (and the rest of the EU) without a workingvisa.
ReplySeth looks a year older every time he does the Corrections bit. It’s like his very soul is being bleached out of him every time. Which is good, because I want him to feel the way *I* felt every time i saw that effin sea captain.
ReplyI want a Seth Meyers ice cream!! Stephen Colbert had one!!!!
ReplyIs it ‘thesauruses’? Or is is ‘thesauri’?
ReplyOMG Amber laughing from the audience. Cracks me up, especially after the TCBY joke.
ReplyThe pencil is a nice touch to my favorite digital exclusive. I literally look forward to this.
ReplyKim Jong-chill?
ReplyBen & Jerry’s flavor from Pyongyang would be called Kim Jong-spoon.
Make my brother and ME
ReplyJimmy Fallon has ice cream and he sucks.
ReplyI feel like there is a lot of naval examining going on here along with too many ” inside jokes.
ReplyWell, I’m afraid you need to go on with this segment a bit longer, because I have a correction for you:
ReplyCitizens of the EU (European Union) are actually free to live and work in any part of the EU without the need for any kind of visa (or working permit)
I think you meant to say make my Brother and Me drink a bottle of wine.
ReplyMost of the people writing in a correcting you have low IQ’s all they can do is wait for someone to make what they think is an error. LOL. People who don’t do anything of their own, live to critize others. OMG your show is to make people laugh! I’m from Jersey, I don’t pronounce anyting good…..LOL LO LLL
ReplyI just love your impressions!
ReplyI live for these
Replyboth pronunciations of substantive are correct
ReplyJust to make a correction to a correction: An Irish gnome wouldn’t need a working permit to work in Iceland. A EU citizen can work in Iceland without any permission.
ReplyWow, Seth looks upset the entire time in this video.
ReplySub-Stan-tive is correct in Australia. Time to move?
ReplyAll of these should refer to :57
ReplyActually, doing a thing where you only say the parent companies would be kinda funny. Suddenly we’d realize how much Amazon owns. “This week Amazon reported that Amazon….”
ReplyIt’s true–“Pharaoh” is like referring to the president as “the White House”
ReplyIs this funny how much does he pay people to laugh in background
ReplySeth…damnit..that seemed very passively-aggressive towards my countrymen. I know that’s the jist.. but the vikings have been triggered
ReplyI needed that Goldblum/Vaughn impression SO BAD SETHLY
ReplyI love the Vince impression
ReplyI would 100% buy a pint of A Closer Lick
Reply~Trav
In the spirit of Corrections…. 😉
Reply“My mother was a middle school French teacher, and every night before dinner she would make my brother and I drink a full bottle of wine.”
*my brother and ME
I= subject
me= object
How do you not choose “A Late Bite with Seth Meyers” as your ice cream name?
Reply“A Closer Lick” Of Course!
ReplyCome on B&J… This is gold!
I’ve lived in Wisconsin for 40 years and all the Piggly Wiggly stores in my area closed up over a decade ago. The local Pick n Save, however is owned by Kroger, so I had no issues with the original joke.
ReplyNow say ‘substantial’
ReplyCorrection: Kroger owns Pick N Save in Wisconsin
ReplyAnd no, you were saying that maybe the Irish troll needed a visa, and corrected that maybe they were working. No visa AT ALL is needed between EU ‘states’. (I live in Finland.)
Reply2 years ago i had a great life i enjoyed myself met friends and went to parties. I feel like Corona has put 20 years on me. I now wear slippers, dribble and argue with the TV all the time. I feel like grandpa Simpson or a FOX News addict!
Replylol they should rename all roads named Rockefellar with Floyd then they can call it 30Floyd it isnt even a joke bro
ReplyNailed Jeff Goldblum!!
ReplyNo one is pointing out the “This area has been cleaned and disinfected” card he’s using for notes? Really?
*** Correction: 1 person noted it was a “random piece of paper”. I’m not sure if it qualifies as the same degree of notice given, but if anyone would possibly argue the point, it would be someone in Seth’s comments section, so here you go.***
I can’t tell if it’s a silent pun or just proof they recycle and/or aren’t wasting cards on this segment, even though it totally deserves it for the entertainment served.
ReplyEarlier last week I thought how hard it seems to be somebody who has to work for Seth Meyers…Hmm, somewhat of a clarification of things, still think he is funny as hell! Hope they pay well.
ReplyWe need another popsicle schtick soon. It’s been a while!
ReplyMmm 1666 a big year here in the UK. With the black death running wild throughout the land a great fire took hold in London which devastated a large part of the capital. Hmmm.
ReplyLove the Jeff Goldblume.
ReplySeth: How you pronounced substantive with the emphasis on the ‘tan’ is correct. Ignore your detractors.
ReplyIn Seth’s defense the original Andy Whorl smoking next to David Bowie while Cher danced naked kind of studio 54 did close in 1980 however there were people who kept buying the place and trying to bring it back to its glory days right up until the mid 80’s so he’s not totally off.
ReplyDigital Exclusive is a “phrase” that actually means to good for TV.
ReplyTry Cicerone the beer equivalent of Sommelier.
ReplyA closer lick…. a twisted riff between rocky road and tiger tail…
ReplyI miss the sea captain and the appearances of Seth’s kids. We’re locked down here in Ontario and we need them back.
ReplyA full bottle of wine! You can claim French/EU citizenship with those credentials!
ReplyLove this stuff please keep it up.
ReplyWhoever corrected you on Kroger is only HALF correct, because here in the Midwest, we pluralize everything, including Kroger’s, Meijer’s, and Walmart’s. It’s not correct, but it IS done.
ReplyLove the corrections! Steelers take Najee Harris in first round. You like?
ReplyCorrections is my favorite thing on tv I mean on digital exclusive
ReplyIt’s elves though, right? I am mostly scots-irish descent with a wee bit o nordic. I am pretty sure “we” brought that fairy stuff over there. Maybe they were the real trolls and thought acting crazy will keep their captors away. Nope, guess it’s a thing now.
ReplyExcuse me what? How is SUBSTANTIVE pronounced?? I have literally never heard it pronounced however Seth said the correct pronunciation. The emphasis is on thr 2nd syllable, isn’t it? Isn’t it??
ReplyIt’s Kroger not Kroger’s
ReplyI bet Ben&Jerry’s would give the Sea Captain a flavor before you, out of pure spite.
ReplyPiggly Wiggly is not owned by Kroger. Pick n Save is the name of the Wisconsin Kroger store you were looking for. This is not the quality reporting I expect from a late night talk show.
ReplySeth’s Vince impression is on point you Philistines!!!!
ReplySeth, I wish I worked there just to hear this stuff all the time hahaha
ReplyLOVE CORRECTIONS! It’s even better when I’ve watched some of the episodes he’s correcting! What’s gonna happen to CORRECTIONS when NY goes back to regular business July 1? Will this digital online exclusive cease to exist?
ReplyBen and Jerry’s flavour ahould be “Seth Mey-llaird Reaction” and taste like toasted marshmallows. Or steak and onions.
ReplyHey. One movie Vince Vaughn and Jeff Goldbum are both in is The Lost World Jurassic Park. Have fun with that….
ReplyI don’t really get these…
ReplySub-stan’-tiv is just as good as sub’ stan tiv.
ReplyTomato, tomayto.
seth, impersonate vince’s natural voice, much easier than his pretend yanky accent #atseacaptainsballs
Replythe “great house” joke got me, idk
ReplyI love these so much
ReplyIceland is a signatory to the Schengen agreement so for an Irish person it wouldn’t be any different from going to work at pretty much any other EU country.
Replyiceland and ireland are part of the EU, no work visa needed:)
ReplySeth is Icelandic trolling us. You don’t need a work visa from Ireland to Iceland either.
Reply“Corrections” is equally terrifying and hilarious
ReplyThe Our Lady Peace one got missed…
ReplyBut I watch YouTube on my Roku TV. So I watch the digital exclusive on TV
ReplyUhh, I believe you meant thesauri
ReplyBest. Segment. Ever.
ReplySeth, I’d like to correct you once more on the Visa comment. An Irish troll, gnome, elf, or indeed any other such woodland creature wouldn’t require any working Visa. This is the point of the open labour market in the EU.
ReplyI say “Substantive,” not “Substantive.” Honestly, how could you confuse “Substantive” with “Substantive,” like some kind of moron? It’s obviously “Substantive,” not “Substantive,” but I still say “Substantive,” not “Substantive.” It makes such a substantive difference, saying “Substantive” instead of “Substantive.”
ReplyBen & Jerry’s flavor?? You mean a Unilever flavor!
ReplyIn this corrections video you said you only use the parent company name, but you always use the name “Google” which has a parent company named “Alphabet Inc.”.
ReplyDo you need 3 pencils because you shatter the graphite in them by repeatedly tapping the tip so hard like that?
ReplyCorrection: You don’t love that we have a back and forth.
ReplyI miss the sea captain
ReplyThis is really just an excuse for Seth to go off on the most insane tangents and that’s perfectly fine. You know when his audience comes back he’ll probably have to do less of that in his regular segments but at least we still have corrections.
By the way I voted the Vince Vaughn impression ’tis the sweetest herb. You can’t take that away from me either.
ReplyI’m from NH also & that’s why you are so witty.
ReplyWow, this was quality – utterly peak comedy peak Seth. GOLD. I wonder though … was it the mention of the Sea Captain, that raised quality? Cos … those lockdown shows were off the chain. And, well, Sea Captain was there … tbh, I miss the Sea Captain.
ReplyTo be persnickety; bears do not hibernate, they go into a torpor
Reply…made my brother and me …. Not “I”.
ReplyPLS keep doing this segment! I love it for SO many reasons. Great work to Seth and the whole staff. Esp. Shoemaker. ( sorry if i spelt it wrong)
ReplyWoah,m wait- you can only vote on twitter? That is sooooo Vermont of you, Seth.
Reply“…she would make my brother and I drink a full bottle of wine.” Should read, “…my brother and me…” You wouldn’t say, “She would make I drink a full bottle of wine.”
ReplyCorrection: Seth’s Jeff Goldblum voice is great and he doesn’t use it enough.
ReplyThe correction on Kroger needs another correction: it might be singular, but he was doing an impression of Wisconsinite, who would absolutely say Kroger’s. Every store name is possessive in Wisconsin, whether the suits at corporate approve or not. Also, did I miss it, or did the segment on Foxconn leave out the detail that the initial contract was literally written on a napkin?
ReplyThis is my first time watching corrections; I just recently started watching Seth Meyer. I never knew he was from New Hampshire. Hello, fellow Granite Stater!
ReplyNo, the “irish troll” would not need a VISA to work. It is the EEA.
ReplyYou also don’t need a working permit if you are from Ireland and want to work in Iceland. They are both a member of the EEA and Schengen which means you are eligible to work there by default.
ReplyThe Wisconsin supermarket owned by Kroger is Pick ‘N Save not Piggly Wiggly.
ReplyThey’d probably call the ice cream “your brother sucked on That 70s Show” but, “A Closer Lick” is gold lol.
ReplyA Closer Lick!!! Best line!!
ReplyI have to laugh about the Kroger line. At least in southeast WI, which is where the Foxconn monument to grift is located, Kroger owns Pick ‘n Save stores, not Piggly Wiggly.
ReplyI have – just this very minute – learned I’ve been pronouncing substantive incorrectly all along. And NO ONE has corrected me?? This makes absolutely NO sense phonetically. And sub-STAN-tial is over in the corner now, feeling all weird.
Reply0:50 Killing myself. Too funny.
Reply5:00 WTF!!! You literally called it plural, RIGHT AFTER, saying it’s not plural!!!
ReplyWHY ARE YOU YELLING AT US SETH!!!!!!
ReplyAh this thing rules. Without being in the audience I would never get to have seth insult me so correctly and honestly, that’s a world I could do without
ReplyListening/watching to this was the most ‘editing fun’ I’ve had all week!
ReplyI blew beer through nose upon hearing “A Closer Lick.” Made my Sunday.
ReplyIm from Michigan, and its definitely Krogers lmao
ReplyWe be all gon’ try to be much mo’ betterer. Correct THAT.
ReplySub-STAN-tive is pronounced sub-STAN-tive in the rest of the English-speaking world, so I’m happy with Seth’s pronounciation. SUB-stntve? Ewwww.
ReplyLove the Vince Vaughn impression! Keep it up
ReplyWhy is Seth so mad at me?
ReplyGoing through these comments correcting the people saying Ireland is in Schengen or Iceland is in the EU. The reason they don’t need work permits is the 4 freedoms of the single market of the EEA
ReplyI don’t think Ben and Jerry make ice cream CONES so there’s no way to lick it. You could lick the spoon, but you can also lick a spoon if it has tomato sauce or peanut butter and so licking a spoon is not specifically an ice cream thing.
ReplyFolks, if you want you can keep this rolling forever, the source material is youtube comments! Even if I feel like I say this in every video, please never stop!
ReplyYour Vince Vaughn sucks, do more Goldblum <3
ReplyIn talking about your mother, you said your mother “would make my brother and I…” It’s “would make my brother and me…” Just take out the other person and you’ll always get it right, you’d say your mother “would make me,” not “would make I.” And isn’t it interesting how there is no way, no way at all, to correct grammar, without sounding like you’re insulting people? I love that.
ReplyOK, he just sounds like Owen Wilson
ReplyA Closer Lick = Excellent!
ReplyThank god the Goldblum impressions been ironed out. I was so confused
Reply“A Closer Lick,” incidentally, is also the name of the Late Night with Seth Meyers porn parody
ReplyHave you considered adding your icecream flavor name to next weeks episode? Because you should consider it.
ReplySeth has a decent Jeff Goldblum impression.
ReplyYou pluralized Kroger right after saying it shouldn’t have a S!
Reply… I bought icecream in my dream and then I woke up before I ate it. Sad now.
At least I have unlimited money in dream land.
ReplyAt one point I just got lost and couldn’t tell the difference between his Jeff and Vince impressions. Not that very different my friend. We love you! Keep up the great work! LOVE this segment! Lol!
ReplyPiggly Wiggly isn’t owned by Kroger and the Wisconsin division is mostly Pick N’ Save stores
ReplyThe best part about that is Shah Jahan died in 1666.
Also, the Taj Mahal is not one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World.
ReplyThis is the best thing on late night. Please never let it go!
ReplySeth, Bears don’t hibernate!
Replyholy sh*t these correction bits are halarious
ReplyWisconsin has Piggly Wiggly and Kroger. It’s ok!
ReplyCorrection for this segment: The correct grammar would be “She made my brother and ME [not I] drink a full bottle of wine.”
ReplySeth got my hopes up for a ben and jerry’s flavor, then he immediately shattered my dreams.
ReplyYou have to correct your correction of “sommelier”. It’s pronounced “sum-mull-yay”.
ReplyKick to the curb
ReplyYou should have said “…she would make my brother and ME drink a whole bottle of wine.” (my mother was an English teacher).
ReplyHe is so naturally funny
ReplyLmao @ Kroger blocks
ReplyOh please please let them give you the ice cream flavor! I have to have Americone Dream while i watch Colbert, and i eat The Tonight Dough when i watch Fallon, and i love your show, it’s actually my favorite, but right now i just have a Payday when i watch you. Peanut butter, caramel, and nougat in vanilla?
ReplySeth no need of a Visa eben for work. Iceland is in the Schengenraum, please do you research thats Basic EU stuff. 😉
ReplyTotally found your groove
ReplyMaybe the only host to have done so in the last year. Which speaks to something.
Seth if i never see you flail your hand at the screen again itll be too soon, correct that.
ReplyI wanna hear Seth do an impression of Shoemaker having a conversation with Dr. Fauci
Replyplease never stop doing the corrections. i thought closer look was my favorite part of the show, i was wrong
ReplyI don’t have twitter, but I want to vote for The Sweetest ‘Erb.
ReplyIn your correction about the “Kroger family of stores”, you said “Piggly Wiggly is owned by Krogers” thus repeating your mistake in the correction of it. Good job.
ReplyDear Seth,
you said at 5:00 that you only refer to companies by their parent company’s name. But then at 10:32 you referred to YouTube, even though YouTube is owned by Alphabet the same parent company that owns google. So you should correctly have referred to Irish trolls as commenting on Alphabet’s video platform to be consistent.
Kind regards,
a disappointed YouTube comment
Replyoh, Jeff Goldblum……I drooled over him in Invasion of the Body Snatchers yesterday….and NICE JEFF! Oh you should book Jeffy….. You could do the impersonation with him there! (I’d sit on the middle cushion of that couch!)
ReplyNo working permit needed for the Irish…that’s the beauty of EU.
ReplyPost T. era is difficult for comedy
ReplyIt’s “Kroger” not “Kroger’s”
Reply“Piggy wiggly is owned…by Kroger’s” you clearly have learned nothing, Seth, and therefore cannot be forgiven
ReplyYou said “substantive” correctly initially. Go back.
ReplyPiggly Wiggly isn’t actually owned by Kroger. They’re owned by C&S Wholesale Grocers. The Kroger Guys also own King Soopers. I’m so sorry Seth, y’all got the wrong southern grocery store chain. Again.
ReplyAs always, this is my favourite clip!!! Mooooore lol
ReplyThe fact they’ve closed 90% of South Carolina Piggly Wigglys but they’re now in Wisconsin is a kick to the nuts.
Replyokay, but what mix-ins does “a closer lick” have?
ReplyJust look at that beautiful shirt Seth is wearing! The checks all aligned on the pocket AND the placket (where the buttons meet the buttonholes). With nary a wrinkle. Impressed! (pun intended!)
ReplyFavorite segment.
ReplyDude you’re LAME!!!
ReplySo Seth, in your corrections segment about having referred to Kroger as Kroger’s you went on to refer to it plural again.
ReplyThis is your last written warning, last chance before a flogging…
The Oxford English Dictionary gives both pronunciations with no explanation.
ReplyMerriam-Webster says that the SUBSTantive pronunciation is used with the meaning of meaningful, and the subSTANTive pronunciation is for a grammatical term meaning having the nature of a noun. So, if Seth were having a conversation about grammar, he’d be fine.
SubstAntive is fine, Seth. Come & live in UK
ReplyPlease never stop doing these.
Reply2:33 I think it has to be: ‘my mother made my brother and ME do something…’ since your the object and not the subject.
ReplyI think….next to jokes Seth can’t tell…this might be my favorite segment.
ReplyAlso Seth, it’s worth pointing out that in this week’s correction, you mention that Piggly Wiggly is owned by Krogers, when mere seconds before you learned it is actually Kroger. Keep at this late night thing, and pretty soon those rookie mistakes will be a thing of the past.
Screw the “proper” way of saying it, sub-STAN-tive 4eva.
ReplyIf it were Kroeger’s, it would be possessive, not plural.
ReplySal doesn’t have a thesaurus at his house because he is a Philistine! lol
ReplyCorrection: Jack the Ripper died in 1889. Studio 54 didn’t open until 1927. So unless they wheeled his corpse through the doors, Schumacher is incorrect. Take THAT Mikey!!! :p
ReplyMore of these!!!! Hilarious!!!
ReplyC’mon Seth. It’s Pick’nSave, not Piggly Wiggly that’s the WI Kroger subsidiary
ReplyPiggly Wiggly stores in Wi are owned by individuals as well as corporations they’ve been a franchise for some time.
ReplySubmit for a flavor name: A Chewier Look. Lots of cookie dough, Gummi worms, and boot leather in coconut ice cream
ReplyYour Vince Vaughn is terrible. Sorry but….. Your Wilson is tight tho
Replyshe would make “my brother and ME” drink a full bottle of wine not “my brother and I.” (If you take out “my brother” it would be–“she would make ME drink a full bottle of wine.” That is how you know it is not the word “I”).
ReplyIn the end of all that… You still called it Krogers with an S. LMFAO!!
ReplyOh man that first joke, Seth dropping the hammer!
ReplySomeone should really make that Poll then tag his show to it so they know the results
ReplyI feel like Seth was right to add the S onto “Kroger,” considering so many people incorrectly refer to chain businesses as the possessive form of the name. He was clearly doing an impression, and adding the S really sold the character for me.
ReplyBut yeah. Shoulda went with Piggly Wiggly instead.
Corrections is my new favorite youtube clip of the week! Also the local grocery store here in Wisconsin is called Pick ‘n Save and it was bought by Kroger because they wanted the Chicago market version called Marianos and now Wisconsin is doomed to monopolized groceries!
ReplySeth’s Vince Vaughn impression Is excellent and sounds nothing like Jeff Goldblum. Is Owen Wilson impression is equally good but I still don’t want to hear it because Owen Wilson’s voice is a terrible terrible thing and grates on my soul. Please for the love of God Seth More Vince Vaughn had more Jeff goldblum!
Reply“that sounds like an ice cream flavor a guy would keep in a trench coat” killed me. i love this segment.
ReplyThe SeaCaptainPoll – “‘Tis the sweetest herb.” won with a 78.9%
From 4,275 total votes.
ReplyMaybe instead of focusing on making the show accurate you should spend more time making the show funny.
Reply“Kroger’s” isn’t an incorrect plural, it’s an incorrect possessive. You can say “Krogers” if you’re referring to more than one Kroger location, but “Kroger’s” would only be correct if you’re referring to a general store with no official name operated by Mr. Kroger.
ReplyNOT “every night before dinner [my mother] would make my brother and I drink a full bottle of wine.” It is “would make my brother and me….”
Reply2:45 – My Brother and Me. “My mother made me drink” not “My mother made I drink”. LEARN YOUR PERSONAL PRONOUNS! 😛 #Corrections 😀
Replya closer lick, I’m dying. They gotta do that now.
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