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“You would think it was a tourist visit.”
Yes, tourists shout like terrorists.
No people were shot to death either?,.. 🤔
Smashing windows and killing cops is A TOURIST TOUR? is he mad or what?
This dude isn’t playing with a full deck.
Watch the “Congressional Clyde’s Crazy Concoction of Cockamamie Claptrap” 2021 ReElection Tour!
The tour commercial is spot on! It did look like a tour and some parts looked orderly, if you if ignore the rest of the footage.
I understand republicans having to keep quiet because their voters say so, but that doesn’t mean they have to speak out in defense of the insurrection!
He was reading his story from a paper because there’s no way he could remember all those lies.
Well, and I remind the orange “tour guide” who invited the peaceful visitors into the Capitol.
Sweet Jesus cinnamon titties, his gaslighting game is weak for a republican congressman.
Me and my friends would like a little tour of Clyde’s house. We can make our own way inside and, don’t worry, we won’t use the bathrooms — the halls will be fine.
Congressman, will you invite these “tourists “ do the same thing to your own house?
“…in the face!” got me.
Got me good.
I suppose the National Guards were there for a field trip too.
Nice one! 😉
I thought only those who won gets to rewrite history. Can someone send him the memo?
*Who ever runs against him has an awesome political ad idea already made!* 😂😂😂
Looks like clyde is blind
What a blithering imbecile
Ya just knew this was coming when you saw this clown on the news.
He should be fired for speaking such bullshit.
Wow never go on those tours then, 5 people die and hundred’s injured in everyone! (unless of course you go for republican politicians can show you around so you can execute a successful take over of American democracy, then they serve you personally)
Hopefully this will follow this idiot for the rest of human history. I have to give them credit as I often think they can’t get any stupider and then they always go and prove me wrong.
Makes me wonder what he considers unruly?
Remember, he is only speaking to his base. The kind of person who will claim they got in trouble because they listened to too much Faux News. People of the land. The common clay of the new west. You know, morons.
Role the tapes!!
He made me so mad I cried. But this, this at least made me smile.
Hate to admit this, But someone(s) somewhere IS going to try to book this tour.
Does he actually wear a sash like Mayor Quimby on the Simpsons? Nothing says honesty quite like “I’m a dumpy middle-aged man in a beauty pageant.”
This guy will make Hitler’s henchmen little babies. The problem isn’t him and his little sick mind, the problem is these who elected him and send him to represent them . How much hate is in this “Christian” country? How many take their advice from Paula and similar preachers?
Vote this clown out of office
Chill folks. It’s just another civil war reenactment.
How perfect! More lies to cover the “Big Lie”.
and the slide to fascism continues because the coddling reich and revisionist history.
Let this rep repeat himself during a trial when under oath, hell, let all those GOP ‘ers repeat their lies while under oath
This is hilarious, but also fucking disgraceful. Clyde is a coward and an absolute disgrace to his position.
I feel sorry for representative Clyde having to wear a colostomy bag and everything over his shoulder like that
This one case where the republican congressman is as stupid as the average republican voter.
He’s the type of guy who never can see the whole picture or in this case, the whole videos.
A JOKE, a real joke this guy is. Cool, this year it’s not Disney the destination, it’s the Capitol for our vacation
Traitor to America
makes me wonder what they have on him?
If you swallow this, you are lost.
This clown is going for Idiot of the Year honors
Brilliant. Let’s not forget what happened
If this had been democrat insurrection and had this been a democratic congressman, I wonder what Faux News and Newsmax would have called him? Do you not think they would have asked for his head in a platter? Of course they would have.
I heard he’s such a popular Congressman that his home is now considered a must-visit. Anyone considering creating a similar tour to his house?
They were just tourists, guys, I swear, don’t believe your own eyes.
Kind of like how armed violent bank robbers are simply only making an “unscheduled withdrawal”.
Orwell warned us about twisting words and meanings with newspeak… “alternative facts” are lies. Clinton with his “that depends on what the meaning of is is.” Many politicians on every “side” of the aisle (tbh politics like many other things is more of a spectrum… and anyone making any quips about being “on the spectrum” as in autism… groan, and stop being so predictable, if your going to be gross at least be creative) have been doing this for years, same with lawyers, people in general.. but the cult-like willful ignorance and mass delusions replacing reality and the echo chambers of algorithms suggesting similar stuff to keep you on the site longer which only makes some people go down a rabbit hole and believe they are right and have the support of the “silent majority” a slogan which chump stole (MAGA was actually used before too by Reagan if I remember correctly, but most stuff chump copied from Nixon including the theme for the Republican National convention one year which copied the fear-mongering tactics of Nixon’s long night etc. facilitated unsurprisingly by Roger Stone).
Just wait until deepfakes are more commonplace. They are already accessible to every troll and are getting more and more indistinguishable from any other video. The court of public opinion cannot tell the difference. Guilty parties will insist video (think Chauvin but if there were less witnesses and less videos) is fake and innocent parties will be targeted by fake videos. People already listen to others who gaslight them into not crediting the evidence of their own eyes and ears… how much worse will people who are easily led be led when they cannot tell if what they are seeing us real or not? Anyone can fall for it, including me. Thinking you cannot be fooled makes you an easier mark because that false confidence and bravado makes you less likely to slow down and consider what you are seeing instead of jumping to conclusions or falling prey to your confirmation bias, etc. Critical thinking is sorely needed. Possibly a new fairness doctrine as well for the Information Age.. or the disinformation age, rather. That could possibly easily be twisted and abused though.
If Clyde really feels that way then he shouldn’t be surprised or angered if people in the next tour piss on his desk and leave threatening messages.
To be clear I am NOT condoning that, please don’t become what you profess to be fighting against!
Just pointing out how obviously ridiculous his statements are and how quickly he would change his tune as soon as it affected him directly. It’s disgusting that he went to an event to honor police officers when 5 people died on Jan 6th including police officers and many more were injured yet he continues to push this BS attempting to re-write and whitewash history.
A typical lying Georgia republican. Lying is what they do best. You are a traitor to support this man.
Love Stephen Colbert and the Late show…. they put things so succinctly.
It’s time we recognized that the Republicans are Bolshevik revolutionaries.
Just an ordinary tour, just like any other day. Please be mindful of the velvet ropes and take all your pictures from behind them.
Down with King One Pump Chump and all of his Cult of 45!
Democrats are for the common man.
Republicans are for the conman.
Rubbing shit on the walls now that’s a tour 2 remember
If there were no insurrection, why were you barricading doors, how did so many police officers get terribly injured, including death. Maybe you need new glasses. It’s amazing how you guys will do anything to protect the former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. I wonder if you would go that far to protect Jesus.
Hey Georgia . . . “Stand Back & Stand By”
but get registered and get ready to VOTE !!!🌷 VOTE !!! 🌷VOTE !!! 🌷
It’s time to VOTE Congressman Andrew Clyde (R-Georgia – 9th District) OUT of office on November 3, 2022.
WTF? Is he being SERIOUS? What a JERK!
Clyde’s ancestors probably took picnic lunches to lynchings.
This GOP is playing a dangerous game of twisted reality
I’d put money on the fact that the paper he was reading off of was written in t-rumps handwriting. Which of course he needed to use his glasses because it was written by a child 😅
I wish I could go back to the best event ever
congrats to the author of this idea! great rebuttal 😀
The Waffle House Junta fails and these dickweeds want to call it a ‘tour,’ AND they are THREATENING even more violence NEXT TIME.
Lock up the Lumpy Orange Space Princess and see if they still want to riot.
It’s not that we don’t value your opinion Clyde but
Clyde seemed a lot smarter when he did the movies with Clint.
“You know, if you didn’t know that it was a registered political party you’d think that the Republicans were a cult of hydrocephalic anti-vaxxers, Holocaust-deniers, gun fetishists, gerry-mandering, vote-suppressing, traitorous bigots and con artists that were intent on destroying democracy in the good Ol’ US of A…”
A bold face liar calling something else a bold face lie is the mantra of the GQP.
Seriously, im here again asking the same bloody question: why politicians in the USA are mostly soooo dumb and yet soooo fucking brave to speak in public dumbs things???? Seriously, i think they are not real but paid comedians actors with very bad talents!!!😅🤣😅🤣😅
You’ll understand if I don’t believe you, Congressman Clyde. I definitely believe that this was an insurrection and I won’t be surprised if you find yourself being dragged before a military tribunal where you will be forced to confess alongside Ted Cruz, Marjorie Taylor Greene and others that you were giving “guided tours” to the alt right mob and having intended to throw Democrats as sacrificial victims for the mob just to get them to leave your fellow Republicans alone.
This Guy for really? Tourists rubbed poop on the walls n busted out window. They wanted to hang Pence!!
Wonder if the went ahead with hanging him in the front yard, would that be enough to make people see how wrong it was for the Republicans to set this up then blamed it on anyone but the ones responsible for all that happened. People died because of T***** BULLSHIT!!!!
Who gave Clyde the two black eyes?
Wtf travel agency do you work for? The Trump travel agency who specializes in the insurrection experience??? What the hell do these people have for brains? A tank of Trump’s urine in there?
Congressman Clod must watch the Wishful Thinking Network.
I’m sure all of us have witnessed the hordes of happy tourists
bearspraying and beating the museum guards at the Louvre in an attempt
to get a glimpse of the Mona Lisa…c’mon, y’all….it’s just a normal thing to do…
I mean once at the Sistine Chapel, I had to get by those guys in the funny clothes with the pointy sticks, and the Tower of London? well how else are you going to be able to walk out of the gift shop with all those sparkly crown things if you don’t have a pointy stick of your own??
Well done Late Show. Very well done.
“Gosh dang it, Clyde—- get in the truck!”
These idiots already trying to rewrite history!?!……Its only been 4 MONTHS!!! We still remember moron>>
What’s with Clyde’s brown strap?
Fashion?practical ?Or signal?
We all should wear horns flag poles and take a tour around his front yard as tourists. The Capitol polices should demand explantation and an apology from anyone Congress members (aka domestic terrorist Republicans) said it wasn’t an insurrection. Blue lives only matters if it’s towards minorities but it’s fine if the mob are white. Get it-not a racist country and party AT ALL!
Things that make you go Hmmm!
He’s an ass!!!! I don’t know what he was watching!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬
Clyde the clown.
How people, I use the term loosely, like this are even in our government. How embarrassing
0:58 I lost it.
What is that strap across his chest? The Nazi’s used to wear something similar😳
If they played this ad in 2022 nationally the Republicans will definitely lose the midterms lol
Clyde IS a joke
Hmm, didn’t see Clyde taking photos with the friendly tourists on Jan 6. Where was he again? Oh that’s right. Hiding in his office.
Sad, pathetic little man. Lies like someone was paying him to do so. Maybe the right wing crazies of The Heritage Foundation?
Hope Ol’ Trumpy gets a stay at that “5-Bar” hotel lmao!!!!
Put your glasses on and watch it you fool
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