Conan On Trump’s Tweets From The Toilet In Switzerland – CONAN on TBS

Published on January 24, 2020

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  • Ro6ueFour 12 months ago

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    Each defendant faces two counts of conspiracy to commit wire fraud and nine counts of wire fraud. Prosecutors said both made initial court appearances on Friday before a federal magistrate judge in San Jose, California.

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    The criminal charges came after Holmes in March settled civil fraud charges brought by the Securities and Exchange Commission under which she was barred from serving as an officer or director of a public company for 10 years.

    Theranos and Holmes are neither admitting nor denying the SEC’s allegations. To settle the charges, Holmes has agreed to pay a $500,000 penalty, give up majority voting control over the company, and be barred from serving as an officer in a public company for a decade. The SEC’s case against Balwani, who did not settle, is pending in a California federal court.

    Before the March 2018 settlement, Holmes held a 50% stock ownership in Theranos.[17] Forbes listed her as one of America’s Richest Self-Made Women in 2015 with a net worth of $4.5 billion.[34] In June 2016, Forbes released an updated valuation of $800 million for Theranos, which made Holmes’s stake essentially worthless, because other investors owned preferred shares and would have been paid before Holmes, who owned only common stock.[6] Holmes reportedly owed a $25 million debt to Theranos in connection with exercising options. She did not receive any company cash from the arrangement, nor did she sell any of her shares, including those associated with the debt.[82][83][84]

    Holmes was romantically involved with technology entrepreneur Ramesh “Sunny” Balwani, a Pakistani-born Hindu who immigrated to India and then the US.[18] She met him in 2002 at age 18, while still in school; he was 19 years older than her and married to another woman at the time.[85] Balwani divorced his wife in 2002[86] and became romantically involved with Holmes in 2003, about the same time Holmes dropped out of college,[85] and the couple moved into an apartment around 2005. Although Balwani did not officially join the company until 2009, as chief operating officer, he was advising Holmes behind the scenes before then.[85] Holmes and Balwani ran the company jointly in a corporate culture of “secrecy and fear”.[85] He left Theranos in 2016 in the wake of investigations. The circumstances of his departure are unclear; Holmes states that she fired him, but Balwani states that he left of his own

    In early 2019, Holmes became engaged to William “Billy” Evans, a 27-year-old heir to the Evans Hotel Group.[87] In mid-2019, Holmes and Evans married in a private ceremony.[88] The couple live in San Francisco.[87]

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    Legal proceedings[edit]

    SEC fraud charges[edit]

    In March 2018, the SEC brought securities fraud charges against Balwani and Holmes for engaging in an “elaborate, years-long fraud”.[18][19] They were charged with “raising more than $700 million from investors through an elaborate, years-long fraud in which they exaggerated or made false statements about the company’s technology, business, and financial performance,” said the SEC.[18] Holmes settled the case out of court without admitting or denying wrongdoing, but Balwani is still in litigation as of 2019.[18] He says he is innocent of the charges.[18]

    Criminal charges[edit]

    On June 15, 2018, following an investigation by the U.S. Attorney’s Office in San Francisco that lasted more than two years, a federal grand jury indicted president Ramesh “Sunny” Balwani and Elizabeth Holmes on nine counts of wire fraud and two counts of conspiracy to commit wire fraud.[20] Prosecutors allege that Holmes and Balwani engaged in two criminal schemes, one to defraud investors, the other to defraud doctors and patients.[20] In June 2019 a U.S. District Court judge ordered Balwani and Holmes to stand trial beginning in July 2020[21] Balwani’s attorneys were expected to argue that he never made any money for his work at Theranos.[22]

    Personal life[edit]

    Balwani was in a romantic relationship with Elizabeth Holmes during his tenure at Theranos.[23][24] Holmes met him in 2002 at age 18, while still in school. He was 19 years older than Holmes and married at the time.[23] Their relationship was not disclosed to their Theranos investors.[25]

    He was previously married to a Japanese artist named Keiko Fujimoto.[8] Fujimoto and Balwani lived in San Francisco, before they divorced in December 2002.[26]

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    So much for loving Geli (or any other woman), no tears shows he didn’t and she was probably just a front like Eva Braun to mitigate the lingering specter of possible homosexuality! Not to mention that for the vast vast vast majority of men loving a woman 19 and 23 years younger – Geli, Eva – is highly unlikely and is more related to concupiscense than anything else, notwithstanding for example the reverse case of Emmanuel Macron, President of France(age 41) and his much older wife(age 66) is strange even by today’s anything goes standards and not often seen!-in 10 years she’ll be 76 and he a relatively young 52; it makes no sense; a divorce after his presidency is on the horizon no doubt. (In all the years in the 1920s not one woman came forward and proved she had an affair with him! – Not only this but in the first world war he didn’t yearn what his comrades longed for women; they labeled him a woman hater).

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  • FlyingFishFilmzOFC 12 months ago

    do I hate mars bars

  • Marc Kloosterman 12 months ago

    Last time I was so early, only 2 presidents were impeached.

  • Kim Jong-un 12 months ago

    I loved living in Switzerland

  • Liu Antonio 12 months ago

    Donald trump the toilet tweeter ?

  • Corn Pop 12 months ago

    No Conan stay out of this. You were doing your own thing.

  • Marc Kloosterman 12 months ago

    Jabberjaw could also walk.

  • Hey 12 months ago

    I don’t mind Conan talking news about the president or the government as long he doesn’t start doing daily political tirades like Fallon and Kimmel

  • Shubham Singh 12 months ago

    Tweets “The seats were huge”

  • ntedeschini 12 months ago

    Sharknado: The Walking Shark.

  • IA1 12 months ago

    They can walk but can they tiptoe?

  • AboutAnything 12 months ago

    Bahahaha, soooo funny, you know what’s even more funny? The senate acquiting donald trump and in november him being re-elected.Bahahaha. Stay small liberals.


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