A deaf girl goes into a bar with a reindeer for Santa Con, orders beer for herself and for the reindeer all night long. At closing the reindeer falls over and the girl gets up to leave. The bartender says, ‘Hey! You can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The girl says, ‘That’s not a lion, that’s a reindeer.”
i love this show
ReplyI think when referring to him in the present sense, you call him ‘Draw Michael’.
ReplyMust be rough on the poor guy when he can’t tell if the audience is saying “Dreeeeew!!!!!” or “Boooooooo!!!”
ReplySocial media is a cesspool. I can’t use a site like twitter whose name makes me think of a sick bird.
ReplyHe probably hasn’t heard that,
ReplyPutin sent Trump a jar of hummus
for Christmas:
it’s made of Russian chick pea.
Watch Kimmel get really uncomfortable.
ReplyWell done Drew!
A deaf girl goes into a bar with a reindeer for Santa Con, orders beer for herself and for the reindeer all night long. At closing the reindeer falls over and the girl gets up to leave. The bartender says, ‘Hey! You can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The girl says, ‘That’s not a lion, that’s a reindeer.”
ReplyMatt Gaetz must have misunderstood when he was told people use Venmo to make minor purchases.
ReplyMy wife is hearing impaired and is going through same thing
ReplyLol I love how sympathetic the audience was that his parents divorced
ReplyNext.
ReplyLikely the most openly troubled comedian in America. Drew is amazing. Hope the therapy keeps working.
ReplyLikely the most openly troubled comedian in America. Drew is amazing. Hope the therapy keeps working.
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