Chris Christie’s new book reveals highly classified secrets about the 2016 campaign. For instance, why does Donald Trump wear long ties?
I always assumed the people surrounding Donald were just there to hand him his hamberders and morning cup of covfefe before he started up Fox and Friends for the morning/afternoon.
Edit: Also Trump insulting someone else’s appearance when he looks like a glazed ham cooked for too long wearing a toupee is not lost on me
Oh dear, bring your own lunch whilst meeting Trump
Chris Christi lost all respect the day since the bridge scandal and after backing Trump he shouldn’t get any invitation to sell books.
… whos chris christie again?
I think we will see Chris Christie on Celebrity Big Brother Season 3
There’s no tie in the world long enough to make Trump look less like a bloated orange pig
Oh man, does anyone remember when Chris Christie was a popular governor? Or when Rudy was “the country’s mayor”?
At that size no Christie despite your name he would not mistake you for a chick
why give this despicable person a platform? If Trump didn’t kick him out he would still be licking his ass and rambling about walls
Lmao! I absolutely love how he’s making fun of someone he’s going to host in just a few days 😂 Colbert you’re a piece of work! 👏🏾👏🏾
State of the Onion (aka Don’t Cry For Me – Guard my Weiner”)
When you peel back to the last layer It turns out there is nothing there The man’s like an onion A bonespur, with bunions Making everyone cry, he won’t care
His wall though, it was a success, As an exercise in excess But there could be no doubt That it kept people out Without pay – such was his largess
He said “come on, make an adjustment” And loosened his belt, so his guts bent “Build my wall of Berders Their tougher than girders” He couldn’t see what all the fuss meant”
“You sent my father to jail, so now I will ensure that you are fired before you can do anything that’ll get you in jail along with the rest of us….. Wait”
Have a great day y’all
Wow! Imagine how fat Little Lord TrumpleRoy would look with a shorter time. 😯
I sure hope you ask him about the bridge and beach closing incidents. He needs to fess up for all the shit he did.
Reporter: This is strange, it seems as if the President is stuck in a particularly narrow doorway!
Still no reason to give Christie air time.
Trump supporters are idiots and Chris Christie is one of them
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