Chris Christie Knows Why Trump Wears Long Ties

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Published on January 17, 2019

Chris Christie’s new book reveals highly classified secrets about the 2016 campaign. For instance, why does Donald Trump wear long ties?

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  • Celldweller Fangirl 7 months ago

    I always assumed the people surrounding Donald were just there to hand him his hamberders and morning cup of covfefe before he started up Fox and Friends for the morning/afternoon.

    Edit: Also Trump insulting someone else’s appearance when he looks like a glazed ham cooked for too long wearing a toupee is not lost on me

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  • A. Mustermann 7 months ago

    Oh dear, bring your own lunch whilst meeting Trump

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  • F. S. 7 months ago

    Chris Christi lost all respect the day since the bridge scandal and after backing Trump he shouldn’t get any invitation to sell books.

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  • Ilena Starbreeze 7 months ago

    … whos chris christie again?

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  • Alternative Spicer 7 months ago

    I think we will see Chris Christie on Celebrity Big Brother Season 3

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  • Kitty CaKe 7 months ago

    There’s no tie in the world long enough to make Trump look less like a bloated orange pig

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  • Cajek2 7 months ago

    Oh man, does anyone remember when Chris Christie was a popular governor? Or when Rudy was “the country’s mayor”?

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  • Gerardo Aguilar 7 months ago

    Savage

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  • just1desi 7 months ago

    At that size no Christie despite your name he would not mistake you for a chick

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  • e.g John 7 months ago

    why give this despicable person a platform?
    If Trump didn’t kick him out he would still be licking his ass and rambling about walls

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  • Witness Martin 7 months ago

    Lmao! I absolutely love how he’s making fun of someone he’s going to host in just a few days 😂 Colbert you’re a piece of work! 👏🏾👏🏾

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  • A Wee Scots Dog 7 months ago

    State of the Onion (aka Don’t Cry For Me – Guard my Weiner”)

    When you peel back to the last layer
    It turns out there is nothing there
    The man’s like an onion
    A bonespur, with bunions
    Making everyone cry, he won’t care

    His wall though, it was a success,
    As an exercise in excess
    But there could be no doubt
    That it kept people out
    Without pay – such was his largess

    He said “come on, make an adjustment”
    And loosened his belt, so his guts bent
    “Build my wall of Berders
    Their tougher than girders”
    He couldn’t see what all the fuss meant”

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  • Bi- Han 7 months ago

    😆🤣😂

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  • TheCstar07 7 months ago

    “You sent my father to jail, so now I will ensure that you are fired before you can do anything that’ll get you in jail along with the rest of us….. Wait”

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  • pkariiiiiiiii 7 months ago

    Have a great day y’all

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  • Captain Black 7 months ago

    Wow! Imagine how fat Little Lord TrumpleRoy would look with a shorter time. 😯

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  • sprybug 7 months ago

    I sure hope you ask him about the bridge and beach closing incidents. He needs to fess up for all the shit he did.

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  • TheReal008Zulu 7 months ago

    Reporter: This is strange, it seems as if the President is stuck in a particularly narrow doorway!

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  • Cancun771 7 months ago

    Still no reason to give Christie air time.

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  • Evan Hayford 7 months ago

    Trump supporters are idiots and Chris Christie is one of them

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