CDC Defends Mask Guidelines, Capitol Insurrection Commission: This Week’s News | The Tonight Show

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  • Carina Sperlich 6 months ago

    Nice nice nice nice welcome welcome welcome like like like

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  • Neal White 6 months ago

    Stop, listen,then discuss. No screaming.

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  • Monky Dollqueen 6 months ago

    I’m guilty of giving people more chances than they deserve but when I’m done, I’m done.

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  • Joe Weis 6 months ago

    IT WAS NOT AN INSURRECTION ! IT WAS A FAILED GOP COUP !

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  • Sarah Mn 6 months ago

    When you will interview BTS?

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  • Ricky Reyes 6 months ago

    🤣😅😅⚖️

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  • L W 6 months ago

    The fact that they are suddenly releasing UFO footage and confirming their existence after so many years of silence is disconcerting.
    It feels like the government is trying to ease us into some serious bad news about their intentions.

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  • Jordan Santos 6 months ago

    I don’t care what people say, the CDC is doing the right thing

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  • John Orosz 6 months ago

    The EVIL of EARTH….. I see them always laughing at the suffering of others. Has anyone else noticed this?

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  • Jon Shell 6 months ago

    Hold on, did I read that people lost a toilet seat in Uber? Wow, way to go people. People just losing their mind.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  • mubashshera ashfaque 6 months ago

    Love Tonight show..but really disappointed you guys didn’t even talk about Palestine and the killing of innocent people and childrrn

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  • Trevor Mention 6 months ago

    Okay this segment was filled with so many awesome jokes. I laughed harder than I should have at 4:54

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  • The Kuddly Krab 6 months ago

    YES UNIQUA GET IT 😍🤩✨💫🧚‍♀️🌀

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  • maria rahel varnhagen 6 months ago

    What about Queen Elizabeth I’s last Fallon Gong Shaolin Warrior ?

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  • Scout Tempel 6 months ago

    The Aliens came for the nuclear waste, not to eat your face! #LostInTranslation

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  • GrimReaper1675 6 months ago

    * Trump supporters: Don’t take the vaccine it’s a chip for human tracking!
    *All of USA gets vaccinated
    *Trump supporters: ……..

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  • S.O.S. Exploration 6 months ago

    I trimmed my vaccination card to fit in the money portion of my tri-fold wallet so no worries here. Both vaccinations are shown.

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  • sonia gayle 6 months ago

    Why Jimmy,
    Why some airline want to start weighing passengers?

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  • Lynn Sims 6 months ago

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  • Blooming Recklessly 6 months ago

    I liked Jimmy better in the hoodie/ sports-coat combination and the loud laughter and cackles from the audience are giving me a migraine. I like my comedy pandemic-style. But not too stay-at-home locked down, just socially distanced with capacity limits.

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  • glad lawson 6 months ago

    LMAO

    UFO JUST MEANS AND OBJECT UN IDENTIFIED!!! AND IT FLYS…. FFS ….

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  • twist games 6 months ago

    Jimmy laughing about UFOs but we know he will have a alien on the show

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  • Donald Ducko 6 months ago

    The insurrection is a manufactured crisis. NOW let’s talk about CDC summer camp guidelines OR how to get kids to commit suicide –

    Two-layer masks should be worn at all times—indoors and out—except for eating, drinking and swimming

    Don’t allow close-contact games and sports

    Avoid sharing of objects such as toys, games and art supplies

    Separate children on buses by skipping rows

    Divide children into “cohorts” and then keep them away from other cohorts

    Children should stay three feet away from kids in their cohort and six feet away from those outside their cohort; campers and staff should stay six feet from each other, as should fellow staff members

    While eating and drinking, stay six feet away from everybody—even your own cohort.

    SOUNDS LIKE FUN!!!

    Stop this insanity jimmy. Do you have the BALLS to stand up to your puppet masters?

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  • wolftitan 6 months ago

    For the last time a UFO stands for Unidentified Flying Object. UFO does not stand for aliens!

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  • Crystal Telf 6 months ago

    But the anti vaxxers have no honor! Sad but true.

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  • Mighty Whitey 6 months ago

    You might as well of be talking to the mirror.You no talent,unfunny, hack.How much you get paid?What are your numbers?You’re STEALING jimmy STEALING! Bruh

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  • Mighty Whitey 6 months ago

    Can you say CLAW BACK Jimmy?

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  • Carl Schultz 6 months ago

    I loved Jimmy Fallon until now. Jimmy Kimmel is the one to watch.

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  • Carl Schultz 6 months ago

    Aliens do not exist. Our Military lies all the time. I say Aliens do not exist and our Military is Corrupt attacking people for research.

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  • The Hobbster 6 months ago

    Jimmy is so smooth, his stand up is hilarious and flawless.

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  • Mr Mark D 6 months ago

    Game over fo demons god will defeat them and bring on justice and pain .

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  • An Ro 6 months ago

    Love it when Jimmy dresses to the right!

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  • Gary 'Gaer' Enos 6 months ago

    Once again, the definition of “UFO” is simply anything flying overhead (as opposed to flying underground, lol) which one fails to be able to identify. It could be a plane or a balloon or a mystery starship accidentally here from the 22nd century. Who knows, other than your hairdresser, lol

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  • Jr Rose 6 months ago

    Uhh still have 30,000 new cases per day with thousands dying daily. The new mutations spreading rapidly which is more contagious and deadly than original. But CDC wants to unmasked us

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  • Jr Rose 6 months ago

    Unidentified flying objects no joke

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    https://youtu.be/IDTfyzLYk7w

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  • THOMAS MILLER 6 months ago

    Religions sound wacky and illogical!
    Aliens sound realistic

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  • Ever Longing 6 months ago

    I think I got so used to not having to listen to the screeching that passes for laughter, I really miss the silence. Those awkward pauses during empty studios, actually added to the comedy value imho. Pausing every sentence for a mandatory laugh is too forced it’s almost fake

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  • TKO2020 6 months ago

    They aren’t confusing, they’re outright lying. We do t believe the cdc anymore.

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  • Valerie Leroy 6 months ago

    I have the suit now. It was so much better in jeans and hoodie

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  • truth teller 6 months ago

    Former Israeli soldiers reveal army methods https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVr8VKroXUo

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    Talk about brain poison of everyday life? who did ?

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  • Mk s 6 months ago

    When George Floyd was murdered everyone spoke out, it’s time to do the same, Palestinians deserve justice!!

    https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=218820763087711

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    The Jan. 6 Capitol Massacre is America’s Tienanmen Square.

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  • Melody Mathilde 6 months ago

    Wait is there an audience…????? Whaaaaattt? It’s boring again dannngggg I liked no audience. It felt like FaceTiming with a group rather than watching a show

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  • Inezz Mullins 6 months ago

    All industrialized nations need to ban together and start donating not millions of doses but billions to at-risk nations. The more it spreads the more opportunity it has to mutate. It can mutate into something we don’t yet have a vaccine for.

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  • Rebecca Hopkins 6 months ago

    Oh I’ve GOT to see that Walmart footage 😂🤣

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    Pizza deliveries from Popa Joe’s?

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