Career Day With Guidance Counselor Lew | The Daily Show

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Published on April 5, 2021

What do you want to be when you grow up? The President? An astronaut? Guidance Counselor Lewis Black is explains why that won’t happen. #DailyShow #RemotelyEducational #LewisBlack

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  • chrisibe 1 year ago

    Lewis Black should have never resigned.

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  • Rakzu170 1 year ago

    Oh Lewis Black always funny but brutally honest and unfiltered.

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  • BIM 1 year ago

    He sounds like the Economics teacher I had in Jr HS

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  • Morgan 1 year ago

    Guidance counsellor loo

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  • Rachel Duncan 1 year ago

    He’s a dream crusher😒🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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  • Rachel Duncan 1 year ago

    I think he needs some fresh air.

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  • Truirrashunovadepressure 1 year ago

    It’s cute how Trevor has “9 million* subscribers and yet a journalist and political commentator in his house with a webcam, Tim Pool with 1 million subs, get just as much if not more views on his videos and he puts out 4 videos a day.

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  • Greg K 1 year ago

    Kid’s life goal should be to be a cog in the corporate machine. Now that’s a life goal to dream for! Aim for middle management and you just might hit a paid internship. Dream on kids.

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  • A P 1 year ago

    Why does Trevor race bait constantly but ignores Joe Biden’s racism???

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  • A P 1 year ago

    Whu did this show ignore the Boulder shooting???

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  • A P 1 year ago

    Why are ratings for this show the lowest they’ve been in 15 years???

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  • A P 1 year ago

    They say racism is wrong….unless its a democrat being racist… then they just ignore it.

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  • A P 1 year ago

    A man stomped an elderly asian woman in nyc and this show wont talk about bc the assailant isn’t white.

    Its sad

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  • I Shot My Boss 1 year ago

    Who *wouldn’t* rather be Usher instead of an astronaut?

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  • Tyler Hackner 1 year ago

    I love that Lewis black is still doing these lol

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  • Pearline Crews 1 year ago

    Grandpa Lew mmm I am sure he doesn’t have any kids. There is not enough therapy or psychotic drug that can handle his offspring.

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  • Suz Q 1 year ago

    Funny seeing a literal celebrity tell kids what
    careers he thinks are unrealistic. Sure many
    people told him he would never be an actor.
    Being a celebrity’s one of the most unrealistic
    jobs in the planet but he did it. I know this is
    scripted and everything but it’s tone deaf AF

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  • Billy Bob 1 year ago

    How do you determine if you are winning an argument against a leftist nutjob?
    . . .
    . . .
    . . .
    . . .
    . . . They call you a racist, homophobic or sexist.

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  • Ali Ferruf 1 year ago

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  • RIXRADvidz 1 year ago

    I”m Grampa Rick, and I never reproduced. Get Down on your faces and thank your deities I Never Reproduced. I have 4 grands 2 of each male and female gender identifiable, who knows what they themselves will identify as the oldest is 19 and likes her boys, the youngest is into his 3D printer too much to be bothered. say it. TY for Not Reproducing Rick.

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  • Waterland4 1 year ago

    I Def want to see more grandpa lew!

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  • くたばれTerraan 1 year ago

    HA HA HA HA

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  • Cecilia Rivera 1 year ago

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  • Nicole Wulff 1 year ago

    😂😂

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  • Smith Anderson 1 year ago

    Investing in Crypto is a lucrative and a big chance to make money online nowadays 💥

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  • defiantlypink I 1 year ago

    All I see is an unqualified white man belittling the ambitions of minority kids and empowering one white child, when the only difference in their potential is their race.

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  • mark bushnell 1 year ago

    Grandpa Lew: Cruel, but fair.

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  • Za Az 1 year ago

    yeah… you love animals.. don’t be a vet. you become like a doctor and lose the love you had.

    wow. this whole skit… we’re doomed.

    I wanted to work with computers… now i deal with everyone else’s problems. _That’s_ reality.

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  • Eduardo Grasso TV 1 year ago

    It is funny cause is true

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  • Mr Picky 1 year ago

    thos kids are all amazing and grandpa Lew also)))

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  • M 1 year ago

    Kind like my guidance counselor who gave bad advice

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  • Joshua Conner 1 year ago

    Man, I’m so glad Lewis Black is still drawing a paycheck. 😉

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  • Chris Winkler 1 year ago

    I love the hash-tag RemotelyEducational 😛

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  • Tuti Fruti 1 year ago

    Excuse me, Guidance Counselor Lew, if I may suggest that you send both Sally and Kylie to Russia, they might actually fulfill their dreams. Less costly, better math and physics programs, great animal lovers, great space program and no racism whatsoever. Ideal❗

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  • SpecialWeek 1 year ago

    This is gold 😂

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  • Patrick Jenkins 1 year ago

    I took some unexpected JOY from the smile on the face of (Olivia,) who btw, called him: “Mr. Black” ! 👍😎

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  • Fire_Element 1 year ago

    Guidance Counselor Lew is the perfect example of what the American Dream is all about. “Because you have to be asleep to believe it” – George Carlin

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  • gigi stoner 1 year ago

    Sounds about right.

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  • Kandaki Vanhlupui 1 year ago

    Grandpa Lew 🤪

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  • Kandaki Vanhlupui 1 year ago

    First of all don’t call him”Grandpa”.😄

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  • Kandaki Vanhlupui 1 year ago

    “You have to wait until you’re 35 and this country’s not gonna be around that long” ✌️

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  • Humble Courageous 1 year ago

    I had a job at a high school where I interviewed kids about what kind of career they wanted to have after graduating from high school or college. I can’t tell you how many kids wanted to be professional sports players. I would ask them if they were on the high school team. They never were. They were not even on a city team. They never played it. So I said, “If that doesn’t work out, what is your next choice.” But there was one kid who wanted to be a professional soccer player. And he did become a professional soccer player right out of high school. Very rare, though.

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  • Mojo 1 year ago

    Or you can just get you degree overseas for a tenth of the cost in the USA and then get what ever certificate/license you need for business when you come back. A family member of mine worked for the Veterinarian that went to school in Italy.

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  • WillowTDog 1 year ago

    Lewis Black you’ve been one of my absolute favorite comedians since the early “aughts”! This video just needed a bit more of the angry, crooked finger!

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  • Cheryl Carlson 1 year ago

    while I like the schtiek, I really don’t like using kids for adult props even if the kids couldn’t hear what he said, just is not my bag. Reeks of something the orange orangutan would do.

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  • Tejah 1 year ago

    Lol they need more with this guy.

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  • xylene 1 year ago

    Love you Grandpa Lew! LOL

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  • Tra'C 1 year ago

    Reality ‘check’ 101😂😂😂😂

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  • e schwarz 1 year ago

    vet school does not have to cost 300k

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  • Jurassic Monkey 1 year ago

    It’s funny because it’s true

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  • Simón Rodríguez 1 year ago

    I think this piece was dishonest. Lewis Black could go on bashing on kids for a lot longer.

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  • Armelle Denis 1 year ago

    ok that was adorable

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  • Chris Carmona 1 year ago

    I would have loved a grumpy grampa as a guidance counselor. He’ll probably end the guidance session with a “get out of my lawn!”

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  • Vellioh 1 year ago

    You’re*

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  • soul man 1 year ago

    Tats the grandpa I want. LOL reality check at the age of 5 LOL

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  • Steven Lopez 1 year ago

    This was nice and all but i need to see him rage about reality like he has always done. Miss that Back in Black though i am sure it will be the death of him

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  • Tom Nelson 1 year ago

    Ah, shucks. This is a repeat.

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  • Goblin Billy 1 year ago

    Lewis Blacks the man! Telling the brutally honest truth AND crushing children’s dreams! Brilliant!

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  • Mel Da Mouth 1 year ago

    That is so true you will end up drinking margaritas at Chili’s at some point

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  • Kyle 1 year ago

    Why are you reuploading clips. So annoying

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  • Brad Pittman 1 year ago

    It’s amazing to me how this so-called comedy show constantly made fun of Donald Trump but now that we have Joe Biden the most laughable president 2 ever grace our presence this comedy show not making fun of Joe Biden why is that

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  • lsamoa 1 year ago

    Kids need to hear it like it is. Thank you Counselor Lew.

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  • Wayne T 1 year ago

    I used to spend weekends drinking margaritas at chilis. Now i just drink chardonnays at home to save money. Oh reality..

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  • mrs mucha 1 year ago

    Lewis Black sounds like the guidance councilor we had at our high school. He told us not to go to college and instead become a hair dresser. My sister ignored his advice and became a computer programmer.

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  • quest 77051 1 year ago

    HAAAAA LOL

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  • Fatty Acid 1 year ago

    They should be showing this at the start of every career day in school.

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  • k WHO 1 year ago

    Welp.. Guess I’m on the right track 🤣🤣

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