All the news and jokes you missed from the week of April 26.
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All the news and jokes you missed from the week of April 26.
Late Night with Seth Meyers.
Watch Late Night with Seth Meyers Weeknights 12:35/11:35c on NBC.
Get more Late Night with Seth Meyers: http://www.nbc.com/late-night-with-seth-meyers/
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ReplyMore like Monster Jenner
ReplyCaitlyn Jenner is going to run, jump, pole vault, and hurdle for California Governor
ReplyThat gender reveal party was a real blow out I heard.
Replywhat, a sex emoji joke that doesn’t involve an eggplant or a peach? out of the box stuff, Late Night writers
ReplySex will disappoint you.
ReplyI’m pretty sure nicknames are allowed and this percepton is ridiculous. I’d be willing to bet that Bill Clinton agrees with me.
Replyit’s BRUCE… That’s the name HIS mom gave HIM & that is what it will always be, BRUCE
ReplyOkay, FYI, Big Ben is the name of the bell, not the clock.
ReplySpeaking of “deja vu”(9:30 mark), this whole video is deja vu.
ReplyI noticed that there was no correction to the statement that the mash theme has no lyrics.
ReplyForever Delayed- Manic Street Preachers -Suicide is Painless (Theme from M*A*S*H)
ReplyLarry David gets a buck for that
Reply2:22 Terrible news for europeans. Ja.
ReplyBig Recent Fan of Rob Gronkowski. He is the real deal.
ReplyThese videos need a drunken Friday afternoon commentary from relaxed Seth.
ReplyOnly one NFT joke?
ReplyWhy not ad to the FREAK SHOW WE CALL AMERICA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplySomeone tell Bruce to sit down and shut up.
ReplyThis is just a repost from earlier in the week?
ReplySeth, puns are not the highest form of comedy.
ReplyIt’s really nice and extraordinary to credit the comedy writers.
ReplyHey Texas, willie wonka had golden tickets to find and y’all have white pickles. Get to snapping those bad boys in half an see who wins
ReplyKeep the cheese coming! It’s Vlasic Seth!
ReplySeth why do you have a pencil and no paper?
ReplyWw
ReplyThe “YoYo Moo” joke as great, as long as you’ve heard and remember just who YoYo Ma is!! Hats off to the writers on this one!!
ReplyDilettantes Need Not Apply. Jenner is not qualified. She hasn’t held any elected public office as an adult. She has no public administration experience. We need experienced leaders, not more celebrities like Arnold Schwartzinager and Trump, and Ronald Reagan. The governance of California is not a joke or hobby. Our lives are on the line.
ReplyI only started watching Seth in 2016. It’s fun to see him relax a bit..x
ReplyMy partner just told me I should not have left a kiss. Sorry.
ReplyL
ReplyJust split with wife. I was punching above weight..x
ReplyMortimer you DOGG.
ReplyCaitlyn Jenner may be running for governor, but Seth Meyer’s hairline is running to his ass.
ReplyCaitlin should be in jail for killing those people. What a psychopath
ReplyLast time brad parscale made the news he had a few difficulties some medical some legal,it’s time for Dr Google methinks.
ReplyWait Seth I need you to talk about the human trafficking situation in Houston
Reply“I’m sorry, I don’t know any German.”
“I know a little German…. He’s sitting over there…”
Horse coughing.
Reply“Is something wrong with him?”
Cart driver: “Oh he’s okay. He’s just a little hoarse”.
-Top Secret, 1984
Joe Manchin is against DC statehood, because he would lose his Susan Collins-like grip and the attention it commands. If DC became a state, Manchin would become irrelevant!
ReplyHow can Jenner be a Republican. If they had their way, she would not have any rights at all.
ReplyIs she going to try to run as a woman in the Olympics. She a disgrace in both counts. Our country in going to hell nobody want to take responsibility for there actions. Be a man and do the right thing
Reply“Idk is America really ready for another President Cheney?”
ReplyWhoever wrote “Yo Yo Moo” needs to buy EVERY other writer a drink.
ReplySomeone in that crowd is high like a kite. Laughs maniacally at everything lol
ReplyAsleep at the wheel again. Commenting after corrections for the week. They probably don’t read these anyway and I don’t tweet. Unless it’s a highly competitive finch deal.
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ReplyI honestly am going to miss the laid-back version of this show when everything goes back to normal. The way Seth looks off to the side and jokes with the people behind the camera has come to be one of my favorite parts of the show…..Also, thanks for The Amber Ruffin show. She is a gem!
ReplyIf a boat can be a house….brilliant!
ReplyI love seeing these back to back!
ReplyNever mind. I recall my signature. Newsoms not so bad after all
ReplyVlasic bait and switch, indeed..!
ReplyThe groans should have been saved for the cow joke!
ReplyThis is my favourite part of the show. It’s the one that makes me laugh aloud.
But I worry about Seth.
ReplyI swear these shows are funnier without the audience, and with the writers and inside jokes. It’ll be a dark day when the audience returns, I LOVE the banter and inside jokes / shitting on the writing team when things just aren’t funny.
ReplyGoose!
ReplyI love Cuomo but that joke is funny as hell
ReplyMizz Jenner got the message to run from God. Through the 5G on the chip that was in the vaccine.
ReplySeth, change your writers, Use adults.
Replywhat is former vice pres. biden death toll
ReplyI like Calibri.
ReplyAll I can say is he needs to hire better writers
Replygotta love the Seth!
ReplyYour a liar and the left and Biden are going down . The American people know what time it is. Sorry ugly”
ReplyYeah, Americans can travel to Europe, but we will not let you in, since you are still on our list. Stay home.
Replyive never loved this show more also i DID LIKE THE VINCE VAUGHN IMPRESSION AND OWN WILSON
Replythis is the only news that hasnt completely destroyed me in last month thanks
Reply8:35 lol.
ReplyWho is going to vote for Caitlyn Jenner? Huge majority of us LGBTQIA+ want nothing to do with her because she doesn’t care about other trans people nor other LGBTQIA+ people, and not to mention, she’s working with a Trump affiliated person, and conservatives are….
Well. Ya know.
*Conservatives* …
Also, as a Californian, the last thing we want is *any* of the Kardashians/Jenners being in charge of the government anymore than they already rule California. Ooof. No thanks.
ReplyThat one-two punch with no-neck warrant and ‘wifes can’t testify against their cousins’ was like 10 layers of a joke. You have to know so much to understand it LOL. Genious
ReplyIm surprised that only one of them was a little hoarse.
ReplyI have a better chance of Joining the KKK as a Puerto Rican than Jenner has to become Governor.
ReplyHer Party hates Trans big time.
Jenner needs to run…..in the opposite direction of wherever I am…. worthless rich people who think they can govern,… pathetic. maybe she should stick to interviews ….so we can avoid them by choice.
Replydidn’t Jenner kill someone?
ReplySo, true story, here. Summer Camp. I used to go to Summer Camp and it was called ….
Camp Downer.
ReplyYup cuckoo is about right. Uk government is Cutting 50% funding to the arts: theatre, film, design, fine art and archaeology at Universities is nuts.
ReplyUm I do nt think so……
ReplyYou said “Big Ben clock” like Jean-Ralphio
ReplyOCD folks love your corrections!
We correct people ALL the time & most people get a tad annoyed. Why is it so hard to admit making a mistake?
ReplyI LOVED Yo Yo Moo! Did chuckle loudly.
ReplyTranssexuality can be overlooked if it wants to reduce government and taxes. It should get 100% of the vote except from the transphobes that work for the government.
ReplyWhy not get rid of Arial then. They stopped teaching cursive in school, and now this.
ReplyHe was a little horse, but why was he so long in the face?
ReplyI heart Major. Major is so so cool.
ReplyDont get the hype behind gender reveal parties its just a gender and doesnt deserve the drama
ReplyRemember when Caitlyn Jenner killed a person with her car and got away with it?
ReplyBudgie smugglers. Look it up.
ReplyUg. That cow joke cud have been better.
Reply“They were lavas”
Love it
ReplyCaitlyn Jenner to Run for Governor,
ReplyThat deja vu joke took me out lol
ReplySeth Meyers Caitlyn Jenner for governor mask Audience awesomeness job
Replymy favourite part of the yo yo moo joke was seth’s comment: “…if the only sound yo yo ma made was ma”
ReplyA celebrity wanting to be President is already a red flag. That celebrity being advised by a former Trump lackey? Wave ALL the red flags!
ReplyWARNING
ReplyYo- Yo Moo has mad cows disease!!! 🙂
CORRECTION: Over shoulder picture of “European Union” contain the United kingdom (where I am). We are (very sadly) no longer part of the European Union since Brexit. I think your new corrections bit is hilarious! love you guys. xx
ReplyI loved Yo-Yo Moo. It’s also 3:46 am.
ReplyCORRECTION (yeah, another one about UK): the tower at Westminster is often erroneously named “Big Ben”. However, Big Ben is the name of the bell inside the clock tower, not the tower itself. Do I win asshole of the week? I’ve sent 2 corrections in. Feeling smug and strangely alone…xxxxx
Reply#NoMoreLateShowStudioAudiences
ReplyHorrifically unfunny
Reply37 years after “Top Secret” the little hoarse line still works..
ReplySaid the cows “I dunno, they were good but they didn’t really mooooooove us”.
ReplyEh? Eh?
Seriously though “Yo-yo Moo” was solid gold.
Maybe we’re all getting this wrong Caitlyn Jenner means she is going to run over someone
ReplyAlso isn’t it kind of ironic thing Caitlyn Jenner wants to ban trans men to women from sports but yet Caitlyn is allowed to hold the title for beautiful woman of the year from male to female …… The irony
ReplyThanks for the laugh’s Seth
ReplyThanks, Seth! Now the rocket ship emoji is my symbol for internet sex!!
ReplyIs it me or is he NOT FUNNY?!
Replywe need to stop celebs, actor, actressess from comeing into politics. thats where we are fucking up. bye bringing in people who know nothing about politics.
Replyyo-yo Baaa would make more sence
ReplyTo be fair, what did Trump do that was good? Surely someone can have a long list of his accomplishments.
ReplyOn the other hand what has Biden done ,good or bad.
On another note I have heard of some pretty damming things about Kamala by people who just hate her for no apparent reason.
If a list of her flaws were true and listed I would like to know, but so far as I can tell is that she is competent, knowledgeable and empathetic to the people she has sworn to serve without prejudice.
One of the best days of my life was when Obama was elected, people were smiling and proud that a Black /white president had finally been elected and he did a damn good job at bringing unity to Americans regardless of race.I really thought that America had finally come to its maturity and that sins of the past would be fully addressed.
Trump literally turned back time to the Jim Crow era and was friendly with our adversaries and degenerated our intelligence agencies, pulled out of the Paris agreement and WHO and yet still gave billions to Isreal, where Jared Kushner ( a Jew ) was to make a peace deal not with the Palestinians but with Jews who are breaking international law by stealing the land and building illegal houses.
The US doesn’t denounce this crime as they have their shameful treatment of indigenous tribes and enslavement of Africans.
The Palestinians were in the land of Judea and Palestine thousands of years before Moses slaughtered them and took thier women as chattel.
It is with renewed hope that our Country of immigrants, some who are women will forge a new world in the New world.
I am encouraged that people like Kamala, AOC, Gillibrand and several other qualified women are now able to make policies that benefit all.
Just remember the Queens of England were head of state when the country was most successful.
Queen Elizabeth 1
Queen Victoria
Queen Elizabeth 2,
And Bodecia Queen of the Mercians who fought for the freedom of her people against the might of Rome.
Then from other countries
Tell Rachel I just made a mistake I was nervous . Sometimes you just have to think of all the pretty little horses
ReplyNothing to do with the story, but did anyone else see the Bruce Jenner television movie about his mom hanging his sheets out the window if he wet the bed?
ReplyIt really disturbed me as a kid.
With an audience there’s needs to be more of a pause. Or Seth is having a very rare off night.
ReplyTornado plus rainbow and you didn’t make a wizard of Oz joke?
ReplyLol, that’s the Emoji for so call love .
Reply“Well, he’s no Yo Yo Moo” IS funny.
ReplyPlease please please please please please do your johnny carson impression every single night.
ReplyNo political experience but a ton of Kardashian entitlement and narcissism (but not ass) and Caitlyn Jenner wants to run for governor??? Dude, I am SO glad I left California back in 1994!
Replybruh just write your own jokes…. why is this guy always hating on his writers??
ReplyMy cat was not impressed by the “Major” joke 😀
Replythis is so bad- I wonder how long you’ll last like this Seth, I’m sorry you can’t get better writers.
ReplyIs this comedy?
Replyyo yo moo? … dock some pay for that one
ReplyIf he were a sheep, he would be Yo Yo Baa.
ReplyI know this has no bearing with this video but Investing in crypto and forex now should be in every wise individuals list, in some months time you’ll be ecstatic with the decision you make today.
ReplyAm I the only one who’s disappointed that the “no-neck warrant” (6:57) was just a mistake and not the set-up to one of Seth’s delightful Rudy zingers?
ReplyThat crying emoji for sex almost made me spit out my lunch. Great joke!
ReplyCalibri is my favorite font dammit!
ReplyYou know how you call someone who isn’t woke? A sloth.
Replyattention: “yo yo Moo” was 1000 times more funny than “a little horse”…writers please at least. try
ReplyOmg! That impression of Johnny Carson was perfect!! Haha!
ReplyBruce Jenner?
ReplySave your children. The pervs are coming
ReplyCuomo: “fine!! im making my own NY with weed and hookers”
ReplyCaitlyn. No. Just. No.
ReplyA Trump supporter at work calls Caitlyn Jenner “It” and “That Thing”, but since Jenner’s a Republican, my co-worker will probably support her.
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