Seth Meyers’ monologue from Thursday, May 26.
Late Night with Seth Meyers.
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Seth Meyers’ monologue from Thursday, May 26.
Late Night with Seth Meyers.
Watch Late Night with Seth Meyers Weeknights 12:35/11:35c on NBC.
Get more Late Night with Seth Meyers: http://www.nbc.com/late-night-with-seth-meyers/
We need to have a, “Punch a Trump Supporter in the Throat,” day…
ReplyFor lying brazenly like that, Walker is perfectly suited for the Republican Party.
ReplyThat romance novelist tried to follow in the literary footsteps of O.J. Simpson.
ReplyWe all know what the largest single monthly expense for Don Jr. is!
ReplyThe first time I took the amtrak from San Diego to LA, someone said peeing on trains are like 🏄♂️ surfing and peeing at once 😁 not sure about the ladies 🤔 BTW, it’s the best view for the sunset ride, just 2 hours of subset by the window
ReplyThe member from Texas, Ted Cruz, also gets free entry.
ReplyMan I wonder if that book ever got finished. Could of been a masterpiece. Goodbye 👋
ReplyStop re-electing politicians who dont serve the people! They dont do anything because we dont hold them accountable. They have a 20% approval rating but a 97% re-election rate. If you had an employee like that you’d fire them. These are PUBLIC SERVANTS!! Check Balletopeia to see if their votes match their words and if they dont VOTE THEM OUT!! We cant keep expecting them to do what we know they wont. Replace them with people who will enact the will of the people!
ReplyThe members get in free joke was brilliant.
ReplyBiden could use executive orders to help. Don’t believe me. Look it up. He could, but he’s not.. WHY NOT?
ReplyIs members only making a comeback in Iceland 🇮🇸
ReplyWeird that you mention contact less restrooms right after I watched Fluffy do a 7 minute bit on contact less restrooms 😄😄
ReplyIn mentioning the plaster cast of Jimi Hendrix’s junk, you should have given a shout out to the one who made it, Cynthia Plaster Caster. Frank Zappa started sponsoring her after her first successes and she had a group of willing assistants. There is a documentary about her. But of course everyone doing your show is too young to remember any of that.
ReplyI am SO OLD that when Seth said he’d “Never heard Flo talk about Progressive.” I thought he was going to say: “I’d never heard Flo say ”Kiss MY GRITS!”
Reply*If you are old enough to get this reference you too will realize you have aged OUT of internet culture and it’s probably time to slurp your applesauce, change your Depends, get those velcro sneakers, , etc.
When will we get serious about the gun crisis? When presidents stop wasting time talking to celebrities, and everyone in the media learns how to stick to a story longer than 5 minutes.
ReplyMic mic bungee.
ReplyThat dinosaur skulls joke landed so well, I had trouble catching my breath from laughing. +1
ReplyThere are two options–voting or violence. I’m not advocating one over the other, but ask yourself this: which one do I have the stomach for? If you don’t do the former, you’re going to find yourself in the midst of the latter.
ReplyAre politics boring? Maybe…but so are hospital visits. And funerals. _Vote._