Big News breaks down President Biden’s first press conference and his statements on infrastructure, immigration, and the filibuster with CBS News Senior White House Correspondent Weijia Jiang.
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Clip air date 3/25/2021
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Wow what a bunch of cuties!
ReplyI attempted to dislike twice, realized that action negated the dislike. I triple dog dislike this content.
ReplyJoe Biden : Perfect example of a puppet president
ReplyI love this change up.
ReplyIs was wonderful, finally decency is come back at the WH again.
ReplyAmerica is Back.
Once again I came here to just thumbs down
ReplyNow moving on, BIiIiIiIden
ReplyAll the news wants to know is when he’ll leave or die.
ReplyText Me: Eight Five Six Three Two Four Seven One Four Eight
ReplyShe’s SO good looking, OMG…
ReplyI hate this. This is awful. Make it go away.
ReplyOnly kids and couples who are about to get kids…. You people still don’t get the picture? If not, just follow the money. This gov doesnt care about people in general, but future profit is everything. This is also the reason why they always talk about American workers, instead of Americans citizens in general. This gov isn’t working as should & isn’t working for you. Americans work for the gov and their rich buddies = failed democracy. Ow, and they just took away voter rights in Georgia… need to say more? Fight back, America, and become that what you claim to be.
ReplyNobody asked questions about covid-19 they all trust Biden is doing the right thing everyone is happy with what he’s doing there’s no need to ask
ReplyThe media has to break it down so the world could catch up to nice guy joe.
Fox News was having a field day. Their trying really hard. Gop is soiling itself.
ReplyPeople who voted Biden are brainwashed.
ReplyYOUR MARXIST TAKEOVER NOT GOING TO PLAN IS IT LEFTARDS? YOU WANTED HIM … DEAL WITH IT NOW
ReplyWait 51 is not a prime number… holy crap it is 3*17, wow learned something new today.
ReplyDamn why does this shit remind me of “fox news”??
ReplyShatner just turned 90 and you don’t hear the bladder and Metamuscil jokes about him. Great hairpiece and hidden plugs I reckon…and much better cosmetic surgeons on the west coast. Plus…well…he’s Shatner.
Replyfuck he’s ill……….
ReplyHe is testing the kids listen when he talks
ReplyJust realized,these are spiritual successor to the colbert report.
ReplyDidn’t Stephen have a show yesterday? They haven’t uploaded a monologue ://
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ReplyIs Steven Colbert on Easter vacation because he wasn’t on his app this morning.
ReplyDemocrats are for the common man.
ReplyRepublicans are for the conman.
I find it really discouraging that as soon as a presidential election is over, all the politicians are thinking about the next one. How about we take care of some stuff so that 2024 has a chance of even existing, alright?
ReplyWhy does that attractive woman have an Adam’s apple?
ReplyStop giving airtime to the 2024 election and lets concentrate on, I don’t know, running the dam country!
ReplyFor real laughs, just watch the unedited press conference. Read the comment section
ReplyRepublicans never care about bipartisanship until they are not in power.
ReplyRepublican hypocrisy never fails.
Weija Jiang is a joke of a reporter. Just because she was tough on trump doesn’t mean she’s not a shill.
ReplyBiden is freakin hilarious and not in a good way.
ReplyStephen, please vet your cartoons for ageist jokes. I’m 71, looking forward to (I hope!) making into my 80s and possibly my 90s. I don’t want to hear ageist jokes any more than I want to hear gender jokes.
ReplyRepublicans and Democrats don’t want to get along. Fine and the people should just fire them. And their bosses above them.
ReplyDear God! Why do you even waste your/our time presenting this mess?!
ReplyWhere in this s***pile is one tiny kernel of truth?
ReplyMillions of people on Social Security – with direct deposit – still haven’t been paid.
ReplyBiden has Alzheimer’s. It was sad to watch
ReplyGo Biden
ReplySeriously, they are talking reelection? President Biden is busy serving our country. Of course this is a cartoon.
ReplyThe whole press conference was a huge act. Biden’s handler’s asked for the questions ahead of time, they picked the ones that they wanted, then wrote down the answers on 3×5 cards, and then he just spewed that shyt out his mouth. Every question was a softball and the whole thing was a shame.
They never asked about anything of significant’s, like the fireing of white house staffers because of past mariquana usage. As opposed to Kamala Harris admitting to mariquana usage and is still around.
ReplyWho is Weijia Jiang?
ReplyWTF!! THEY GOTTA FILIBUSTER TO FILIBUSTER …. COMMIES
Replyand those that migrated to work in the USA can’t seem to exit.
ReplyThis crap is not needed
ReplySending back IS HUMANE
ReplyDon’t work together with criminals.
ReplyBRAINFART BIDEN
ReplyIt’s not weird Democrats are crazy. These people are fucking them in the brain lol
ReplyTrump AI 2040
ReplyGandalf the White needs to heal this man right now in fact all of America.
ReplyFinancial investment now should be in every wise individuals list
ReplyIsn’t the never-ending election cycle getting exhausting??? Ffs let us have a vacation from it already.
ReplyNina Turner is going to beat Biden in a landslide.
ReplyWhy is Biden keeping unaccompanied children?????
Why is Biden keeping children in cages???????
Why didn’t Biden prepare for the changes before he reversed the policies that where in place????
Why is the Border open during the pandemic?????
ReplyWhy does the media protect Democrat stupidity????????????????
Politics has damaged comedy. Why is this all attacks on republicans? They don’t mention Biden stating he joined the senate 120 years ago, and they can’t make fun of the fact that he forgets what he’s talking about mid sentence and just gives up? Those are huge missed opportunities right there, if nobody makes fun of that something is wrong with the country because we’ve always poked fun at our politicians.
ReplyIt’s such a tough situation…. There’s no simple or real right solution to the problem and expecting any administration no matter who it is is not going to do anything quickly that solves the problem…. Or ever really solves it at all…. The only way to stop it is for going to the countries they are leaving and get them to improve so much the people have no reason to leave…. But we can’t even take care of our people or get our government to function… So this is gonna be a cluster fuck for generations no matter what you try to do about it… And whats the point of spending so much time and energy on something that is so hard to even make a dent in when you could be focused on issues with real impacts and positive outcomes…. It sucks that the best thing our government can do is back off of the insanely difficult and pressing issues because the only thing it’s capable of possibly handling is easier no brainer stuff…. And it even has a ridiculously hard time with even pulling that off… I mean you’re a complete idiot if you are expecting anything but the bare basics getting done if even that… And these reporters know it and are just being an ass about it to distract and cause trouble….
Reply“tens of thousands over 18 and single have been sent back”. Not true. over 80% are allowed in, this 20% being prevented is a crisis
ReplyWe are fucked
ReplyMan Colbert has really fallen from being actually :,(
ReplyMan Colbert has really fallen from being actually funny :,(
ReplyI have no idea what re they saying hahaha
ReplyWaterfalls, Jacuzzi water
ReplyGood idea when TV host get older with wrinkles… Animations.
ReplyAnyone else find themselves wondering how these guys would fit into ToonTown and the world of Roger Rabbit? Just me? OK then.
ReplyMorons. The reason republicans didn’t vote for the POS bill is because it wasn’t about covid. Less than 10% went for covid relief the rest were bailouts for poorly run blue states & democrats wish lists.
ReplyI love it I’m high on porcini mushrooms on a break… Super high
ReplyThe Crypt Keeper’s press conference was a disaster no matter how you hacks try and spin it.
ReplyNothing can be fixed without fixing the filibuster first.
ReplyHow about 55% population-based cloture?
Turns out the Democrats already represent 55% of the voters.
Presto chango, no more filibusters.
#BlockTheBlockheads
Anyone else think this news cartoon series sucks? The character voices are intolerable.
ReplyRepublicans will stick together if it means screwing us over
ReplyStop giving this stupid fake news a platform. All of these cartoon anchors have the most annoying voices ever wtf
ReplyHoly shit that’s a stupid question to ask like really? Who are you gonna run against in the next election? He hasn’t even been in office for 3 months and you’re already looking for an excuse to bullshit and make imaginary guesses as to who will be president? So stupid
ReplyWow, this was just horrible….. your writers totally ignored the good joke opportunities that Biden shakily and unsteadily handed to you on a racist and socialist platter and then asked what you he was supposed to do now. Pathetic attempt at comedy. Be funny and the audience will come back…….
ReplyBeijing Biden can’t even string a sentence together. R.I.P America. I can’t believe the election was stolen by these frauds. They controll the media though so the mindless masses will believe any lie they’re told if repeated enough times.
ReplyBiden has no idea what’s happening lol
ReplyBiden fell up stairs and Trump fell down stairs. Potato Patata.
ReplyThis new season of Archer is so meta!!!!!! <3
ReplyThank the (fill in preference) we have cartoon characters like these to tell us what to think, but what we need to get is some MAGATs to tell us where we’re going wrong. Watch/Read this with Depeche Mode’s “Everybody Wants To Rule The World” and cherry cider. It makes so much more sense.
ReplyOmg, the Archer theme made me loose interest
ReplyHe feel Trump supporters don’t like him because he cheated them
ReplyUp is up to
ReplyWhere’s Colbert’s outrage on the border crisis and kids in cages?
ReplyWhat a hypocrite.
Anyone notice the blk and asian wmn have the same hair and suits?
ReplyI love your late night show, but this is truly, truly terrible.
ReplyLol the Hannity opening joke was so good.
ReplyColbert never has the balls to call out the dem establishment like these cartoons do…….Shame cos its needed
Reply… every kitchen table … … in Shawn Humanity’s mansion.
ReplyIsn’t it cute than Lyndsey thinks his little pew-pew gun is the reason his house would be the last place anyone would go?
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