Big News breaks down Biden’s first press conference

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Published on March 26, 2021

Big News breaks down President Biden’s first press conference and his statements on infrastructure, immigration, and the filibuster with CBS News Senior White House Correspondent Weijia Jiang.

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119 comments

  • Janae Nae13 2 years ago

    Wow what a bunch of cuties!

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  • Juragan Cuci 2 years ago

    https://youtu.be/qIUX5W86dVU

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  • Elliott La Casse 2 years ago

    I attempted to dislike twice, realized that action negated the dislike. I triple dog dislike this content.

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  • Harshit Sharma 2 years ago

    Joe Biden : Perfect example of a puppet president

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  • T. Nelson 2 years ago

    I love this change up.

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  • Unicorn Vic 2 years ago

    Is was wonderful, finally decency is come back at the WH again.
    America is Back.

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  • Claire Magnuson 2 years ago

    honestly I really hope Biden doesn’t run for re-election. He might earn a spot as one of the top presidents in history if he goes out with a bang. So many politicians water down their agendas so they’ll get re-elected. Biden should just fucking send it. One and done. Do EVERYTHING with no concern about if it’ll be too much or hurt his campaign

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  • Yahshua Elohim 2 years ago

    This is the guy who most of you all voted for? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  • Captain Cockney Spock 2 years ago

    “Do I smell reefer? Oh, not you, Kamala.”

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  • jeffrey more 2 years ago

    Once again I came here to just thumbs down

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  • jeffrey more 2 years ago

    Yes yes Everything Joe Biden does should be told in cartoon news he’s a fucking joke

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  • jeffrey more 2 years ago

    One word to some up Biden’s press conference ummmmmmmmmm?

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  • Jake Kayden 2 years ago

    Now moving on, BIiIiIiIden

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  • Wesly Z 2 years ago

    All the news wants to know is when he’ll leave or die.

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  • Ruby Pamela 2 years ago

    Text Me: Eight Five Six Three Two Four Seven One Four Eight

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  • Random Things 2 years ago

    She’s SO good looking, OMG…

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  • Jason Barry 2 years ago

    I hate this. This is awful. Make it go away.

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  • Lovégo Libertas 2 years ago

    Only kids and couples who are about to get kids…. You people still don’t get the picture? If not, just follow the money. This gov doesnt care about people in general, but future profit is everything. This is also the reason why they always talk about American workers, instead of Americans citizens in general. This gov isn’t working as should & isn’t working for you. Americans work for the gov and their rich buddies = failed democracy. Ow, and they just took away voter rights in Georgia… need to say more? Fight back, America, and become that what you claim to be.

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  • messmeister92 2 years ago

    I see Archer’s animators have found a new job.

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  • Krystof Dayne 2 years ago

    “She is a strong, independent cog in the establishment” 😂😂 perfect

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  • Kimberly Winters 2 years ago

    Nobody asked questions about covid-19 they all trust Biden is doing the right thing everyone is happy with what he’s doing there’s no need to ask

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  • phe25 2 years ago

    The media has to break it down so the world could catch up to nice guy joe.

    Fox News was having a field day. Their trying really hard. Gop is soiling itself.

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  • John D Wayne 2 years ago

    People who voted Biden are brainwashed.

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  • D J the SUPERSTRAIGHT 2 years ago

    YOUR MARXIST TAKEOVER NOT GOING TO PLAN IS IT LEFTARDS? YOU WANTED HIM … DEAL WITH IT NOW

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  • frbe0101 2 years ago

    Wait 51 is not a prime number… holy crap it is 3*17, wow learned something new today.

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  • Neal Smith 2 years ago

    Damn why does this shit remind me of “fox news”??

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  • BlueBaron3339 2 years ago

    Shatner just turned 90 and you don’t hear the bladder and Metamuscil jokes about him. Great hairpiece and hidden plugs I reckon…and much better cosmetic surgeons on the west coast. Plus…well…he’s Shatner.

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  • Martin Earl 2 years ago

    fuck he’s ill……….

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  • Crystal 2 years ago

    He is testing the kids listen when he talks

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  • dchegu 2 years ago

    Just realized,these are spiritual successor to the colbert report.

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  • Cheshire Cat 2 years ago

    “Perpetually goalpost moving demons” 🤣

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  • Julia Petersson 2 years ago

    Didn’t Stephen have a show yesterday? They haven’t uploaded a monologue ://

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  • Zhen Jiang 2 years ago

    The eminent closet disappointingly itch because octagon ostensibly inform near a safe taste. damaged, black-and-white sense

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  • Henry Dawkins 2 years ago

    Is Steven Colbert on Easter vacation because he wasn’t on his app this morning.

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  • DeusShaggy 2 years ago

    Democrats are for the common man.
    Republicans are for the conman.

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  • megdalena01 2 years ago

    I find it really discouraging that as soon as a presidential election is over, all the politicians are thinking about the next one. How about we take care of some stuff so that 2024 has a chance of even existing, alright?

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  • Oakley Moodie 2 years ago

    Why does that attractive woman have an Adam’s apple?

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  • 316SR 2 years ago

    That’s why Obama ran the last leg of his electoral campaign.

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  • R W 2 years ago

    Stop giving airtime to the 2024 election and lets concentrate on, I don’t know, running the dam country!

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  • Default Name 2 years ago

    For real laughs, just watch the unedited press conference. Read the comment section

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  • Miss Lana Hudson 2 years ago

    Hi guys.. was there a monologue on Thursday episodes 🤔 😳 😕. Its not come up on you tube.

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  • Leah White 2 years ago

    Peioejoe is lost and is mind has gone bye bye I yelled at the TV when he was asked about GUN CONTROL ‼️Not an answer or wait yeah he answered infrastructure My mind shutdown this is cruel punishment to listen to his ramblings ‼️😡😛🤭😏🤪🙃😑🧐🙄🤔

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  • ScytheNoire 2 years ago

    Republicans never care about bipartisanship until they are not in power.
    Republican hypocrisy never fails.

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  • Reptilian Overlord 2 years ago

    Weija Jiang is a joke of a reporter. Just because she was tough on trump doesn’t mean she’s not a shill.

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  • Michael C 2 years ago

    President Biden—please, it’s the GOP elephant in the room. Please just say it, say “ People, please, don’t watch or listen to FOX news and garbage like that. It’s all lies and they’re just trying to make all of you angry. They’re using you, and you’re smarter than that!” Say it Joe, you have 100% Presidential Immunity. And because it’s absolutely true. Say it!

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  • Little Germanicus 2 years ago

    Biden is freakin hilarious and not in a good way.

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  • Learn ToCode003 2 years ago

    Stephen, please vet your cartoons for ageist jokes. I’m 71, looking forward to (I hope!) making into my 80s and possibly my 90s. I don’t want to hear ageist jokes any more than I want to hear gender jokes.

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  • Chris Roby 2 years ago

    Republicans and Democrats don’t want to get along. Fine and the people should just fire them. And their bosses above them.

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  • Arthur Vega 2 years ago

    ➡is it too late to talk about 2032 LOL 😂😜😋👍😹 Biden made them look like fool’s… who do they think they talking to 🤔💭 .. Trump ¯_(ツ)_/¯ LOL

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  • Silvana Neal 2 years ago

    Dear God! Why do you even waste your/our time presenting this mess?!

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  • Silvana Neal 2 years ago

    Where in this s***pile is one tiny kernel of truth?

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  • Pan Darius Kairos 2 years ago

    Millions of people on Social Security – with direct deposit – still haven’t been paid.

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  • Jared Kyle 2 years ago

    The press conference was a train wreck… even Democrats want a refund… Biden was bought at Walmart from 🇨🇳 China… thank god for the 90 day return policy…lol

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  • M G 2 years ago

    Biden has Alzheimer’s. It was sad to watch

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  • HW2800 2 years ago

    President Biden is the greatest U.S. President in U.S. history! Greatest world leader ever! Looks very strong and very articulate! Not any actors can do a polished Presidential presentation like President Joesph Biden! We came from a very weak President Trump to a SUPER STRONG President Biden! You can tell the difference instantly! Morally and decent President!😀👍
    President will work on the removal of U.S. southern border fence ASAP, snd make it borderless.😀👍👏

    Love the impromptu news Presidential news conference. Shows how the White House reporters look up to and respect President Biden as U.S. President!😊

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  • Yvonne Rodriguez 2 years ago

    Go Biden

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  • Sherry Lennon DeWitt 2 years ago

    Hilarious 😂

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  • Suzanne Giannini 2 years ago

    Seriously, they are talking reelection? President Biden is busy serving our country. Of course this is a cartoon.

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  • blk hemi392 2 years ago

    The whole press conference was a huge act. Biden’s handler’s asked for the questions ahead of time, they picked the ones that they wanted, then wrote down the answers on 3×5 cards, and then he just spewed that shyt out his mouth. Every question was a softball and the whole thing was a shame.

    They never asked about anything of significant’s, like the fireing of white house staffers because of past mariquana usage. As opposed to Kamala Harris admitting to mariquana usage and is still around.

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  • Carlos Mendoza 2 years ago

    Joe is more funnier to watch than watching Netflix. I was cracking up the whole time. Joe was put in the highest power of office and has absolutely no knowledge what’s going on in this world and as our leader this is pathetic. I can’t wait till his next press conference I’m gonna make sure to have a gathering at my house for the next comedy show 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • Jerrypooper Nadler 2 years ago

    You can watch a rerun of Sleepy Joe‘a press conference on AMERICA’S FUNNIEST VIDEOS.

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  • anwiycti 2 years ago

    Who is Weijia Jiang?

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  • jeff cook 2 years ago

    WTF!! THEY GOTTA FILIBUSTER TO FILIBUSTER …. COMMIES

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  • Wondering IN NY 2 years ago

    and those that migrated to work in the USA can’t seem to exit.

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  • Baldur Vizla 2 years ago

    This crap is not needed

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  • Heaven Sent 2 years ago

    🦉🌀👁🔻🗻🕎🔺️

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  • TIMES'S UP 2 years ago

    🦉🌀👁🔻🗻🕎🔺️

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  • Lindalee Law 2 years ago

    Sending back IS HUMANE

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  • colaboytje 2 years ago

    Don’t work together with criminals.

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  • Pablo 2 years ago

    BRAINFART BIDEN

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  • Associates & GIvens 2 years ago

    Here Comes TOTN!

    Assessment: James Smartwood is such a knowledgeable and affable journalist (giggles)! Nice to see they understand nepotism and have “Junior” on.

    Who’s the “sharpest”? Junior!
    Who’s the “Tool?” Anyone on network or cable news!
    Who’s the “Sharpest Tool?” I have to think about that!

    “Next the Metamucil Money-Daddy President. . .!”
    WOW! The off the cuff adjectives that the TOTN have for Biden are quite amusing!

    Thanks again TOTN Team!

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  • Eman Egnarts 2 years ago

    It’s not weird Democrats are crazy. These people are fucking them in the brain lol

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  • Galen Thurber 2 years ago

    Trump AI 2040

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  • Chee Nou Lo 2 years ago

    Gandalf the White needs to heal this man right now in fact all of America.

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  • Veronica Jaime 2 years ago

    Financial investment now should be in every wise individuals list

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  • Tracy Jones 2 years ago

    Isn’t the never-ending election cycle getting exhausting??? Ffs let us have a vacation from it already.

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  • Delbane Ren 2 years ago

    Nina Turner is going to beat Biden in a landslide.

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  • bruce baker 2 years ago

    Why is Biden keeping unaccompanied children?????
    Why is Biden keeping children in cages???????
    Why didn’t Biden prepare for the changes before he reversed the policies that where in place????

    Why is the Border open during the pandemic?????
    Why does the media protect Democrat stupidity????????????????

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  • Kristin Nelson-Patel 2 years ago

    “Metamucil Money Daddy” 🤣🤣🤣

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  • Bryon Miller 2 years ago

    Politics has damaged comedy. Why is this all attacks on republicans? They don’t mention Biden stating he joined the senate 120 years ago, and they can’t make fun of the fact that he forgets what he’s talking about mid sentence and just gives up? Those are huge missed opportunities right there, if nobody makes fun of that something is wrong with the country because we’ve always poked fun at our politicians.

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  • Elizabeth Moore 2 years ago

    It’s such a tough situation…. There’s no simple or real right solution to the problem and expecting any administration no matter who it is is not going to do anything quickly that solves the problem…. Or ever really solves it at all…. The only way to stop it is for going to the countries they are leaving and get them to improve so much the people have no reason to leave…. But we can’t even take care of our people or get our government to function… So this is gonna be a cluster fuck for generations no matter what you try to do about it… And whats the point of spending so much time and energy on something that is so hard to even make a dent in when you could be focused on issues with real impacts and positive outcomes…. It sucks that the best thing our government can do is back off of the insanely difficult and pressing issues because the only thing it’s capable of possibly handling is easier no brainer stuff…. And it even has a ridiculously hard time with even pulling that off… I mean you’re a complete idiot if you are expecting anything but the bare basics getting done if even that… And these reporters know it and are just being an ass about it to distract and cause trouble….

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  • Craig Miller 2 years ago

    “tens of thousands over 18 and single have been sent back”. Not true. over 80% are allowed in, this 20% being prevented is a crisis

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  • Allen Beck 2 years ago

    You have the dumbest show on tv. What kind of drugs are you doing 😡

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  • Cory Bard 2 years ago

    We are fucked

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  • chef italy 2 years ago

    Man Colbert has really fallen from being actually :,(

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  • chef italy 2 years ago

    Man Colbert has really fallen from being actually funny :,(

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  • Mr Shan2K 2 years ago

    I have no idea what re they saying hahaha

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  • lacebolla 2 years ago

    Waterfalls, Jacuzzi water

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  • Not-even -German 2 years ago

    Good idea when TV host get older with wrinkles… Animations.

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  • Ryan Reeder 2 years ago

    Anyone else find themselves wondering how these guys would fit into ToonTown and the world of Roger Rabbit? Just me? OK then.

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  • Big Disney 2 years ago

    Morons. The reason republicans didn’t vote for the POS bill is because it wasn’t about covid. Less than 10% went for covid relief the rest were bailouts for poorly run blue states & democrats wish lists.

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  • Rare Maleek 2 years ago

    I love it I’m high on porcini mushrooms on a break… Super high

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  • Yo mamma 2 years ago

    The Crypt Keeper’s press conference was a disaster no matter how you hacks try and spin it.

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  • Shannon Jacobs 2 years ago

    Nothing can be fixed without fixing the filibuster first.
    How about 55% population-based cloture?
    Turns out the Democrats already represent 55% of the voters.
    Presto chango, no more filibusters.
    #BlockTheBlockheads

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  • Jelly Whit 2 years ago

    Is it typical that real, non orange President’s already by now declared their intention for being President again?? I never heard of Presidents doing this before Orange #45 did.

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  • Richie 2 years ago

    Anyone else think this news cartoon series sucks? The character voices are intolerable.

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  • Cecilia Lamson 2 years ago

    Republicans will stick together if it means screwing us over

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  • Mark Chandler 2 years ago

    Stop giving this stupid fake news a platform. All of these cartoon anchors have the most annoying voices ever wtf

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  • Kiriu Xeosa 2 years ago

    Holy shit that’s a stupid question to ask like really? Who are you gonna run against in the next election? He hasn’t even been in office for 3 months and you’re already looking for an excuse to bullshit and make imaginary guesses as to who will be president? So stupid

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  • B Moore 2 years ago

    Wow, this was just horrible….. your writers totally ignored the good joke opportunities that Biden shakily and unsteadily handed to you on a racist and socialist platter and then asked what you he was supposed to do now. Pathetic attempt at comedy. Be funny and the audience will come back…….

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  • DestroyEraseImprove ; 2 years ago

    Beijing Biden can’t even string a sentence together. R.I.P America. I can’t believe the election was stolen by these frauds. They controll the media though so the mindless masses will believe any lie they’re told if repeated enough times.

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  • bxxx9 2 years ago

    Biden has no idea what’s happening lol

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  • Chris Smith 2 years ago

    Biden fell up stairs and Trump fell down stairs. Potato Patata.

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  • Tom Riddle 2 years ago

    This new season of Archer is so meta!!!!!! <3

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  • SAM WALKER 2 years ago

    Thank the (fill in preference) we have cartoon characters like these to tell us what to think, but what we need to get is some MAGATs to tell us where we’re going wrong. Watch/Read this with Depeche Mode’s “Everybody Wants To Rule The World” and cherry cider. It makes so much more sense.

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  • Sherry Hesner 2 years ago

    One day at a time. 😉

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  • Mr. X Flo 2 years ago

    Omg, the Archer theme made me loose interest

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  • Rainer Krieg 2 years ago

    He feel Trump supporters don’t like him because he cheated them

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  • adrian readman 2 years ago

    Up is up to

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  • me2i81sour2 2 years ago

    @TheLateShow and #TooningOut PLEASE STOP MOCKING THE PRESIDENT’S SPEECH.
    HE HAS A DISABILITY THAT HE OVERCAME, BUT STILL HAS TO PAUSE AND DO OTHER SPEECH CONTROLS.
    YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE BULLIES BY JOINING ALL THE MOUTH BREATHERS IN THAT.

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  • hugh jorgan 2 years ago

    Where’s Colbert’s outrage on the border crisis and kids in cages?
    What a hypocrite.

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  • DJ C 2 years ago

    Anyone notice the blk and asian wmn have the same hair and suits?

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  • J B 2 years ago

    I love your late night show, but this is truly, truly terrible.

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  • Michael Marks 2 years ago

    Lol the Hannity opening joke was so good.

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  • FS 2 years ago

    Colbert never has the balls to call out the dem establishment like these cartoons do…….Shame cos its needed

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  • FS 2 years ago

    Strom Thurmans eulogising Joe Biden 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  • Ross Parlette 2 years ago

    … every kitchen table … … in Shawn Humanity’s mansion.

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  • Renae Depuy 2 years ago

    Isn’t it cute than Lyndsey thinks his little pew-pew gun is the reason his house would be the last place anyone would go?

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