Big Furry Hat: Holiday Edition

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Published on December 17, 2016

Since both ‘Merry Christmas’ and ‘Happy Holidays’ offend someone, henceforth the official season greeting is “may your winter feast be an orgy of delight.”

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18 comments

  • Siddharth Diwanji 2 years ago

    FIRSTT

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  • ashraf sameh 2 years ago

    Hahahaahahah …. I love the hat :v until the end of days !! I Want to have
    one , This is not fair !!! ^^

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  • kinesisfilms 2 years ago

    brainwashing

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  • New Message (Unread) 2 years ago

    From this day forward, All official proclamations shall be made from under
    a laughable, furry monstrosity. So Trump’s all set there.

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  • Vegalus 2 years ago

    Here comes the alt-right proving how anti-PC they are.

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  • TheGreatR3dBeard 2 years ago

    May your winter feast be an orgy of delight.

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  • Nesbi 2 years ago

    May your winter feast be an orgy of delight to everyone!

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  • Vu Oanh 2 years ago

    No, from now on the Alt Right will be called Neo-Nazis, because that’s
    exactly what they are.
    There, i said it.
    Butthurt pricks come at me.

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  • KingOfMadCows 2 years ago

    From now on, the Alt-Right will be called the Alt-Reich. Although, plenty
    of people on the Alt-Right may already think it was called that.

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  • BladeWinters 2 years ago

    From now on, no more fruit cake, people like chocolate better anyway.

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  • ezakustam 2 years ago

    Trump would have had a much harder time getting into office if everyone
    understood that the most “problematic” people are the ones who say, “I am a
    racist, and…” Ostracising people who aren’t politically correct but
    mostly mean well is what caused this backlash.

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  • Abnormal Wrench 2 years ago

    I’m not racist but, “attention peasants, it is I, your Sky Lord” sounds
    racist.

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  • Thomas 2 years ago

    4 jokes, 1 propaganda algorithm check

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  • Misbahul Islam Minhaj 2 years ago

    Racist But ?

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  • Lord Illu Vondy 2 years ago

    “Attention peasants, it is I, your sky lord.”

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  • Lukas Maria aus Wien 2 years ago

    One of the bests so far!

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  • Soymaid 2 years ago

    Good news, Stephen: Channukah is a transliteration. Whichever way you spell
    it IS the right way!

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  • Kelly W 2 years ago

    This greeting fails in Tasmania.

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