Big Bird Has A New Word For Ted Cruz

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Published on November 9, 2021

He’s got a great vocabulary for a 6-year-old bird! #Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens

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19 comments

  • Zesty 1 year ago

    ♫ _AbsolutelystupidesttoolinallTexas – it’s the word that most appropriately fits_
    _AbsolutelystupidesttoolinallTexas – you don’t quite do him justice with just “dimwit”_
    _He’s got me, Big Bird, confused with Big Brother_
    _When really he’s the big regret if you just ask his mother_
    _AbsolutelystupidesttoolinallTexas – now I don’t mean to wallow in the muck_
    _But I just thought of another word for Ted Cruz_
    _He’s a totalsnivelingbeardedlittlef-_ ♪ C is for Censored!

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  • N. Joel 1 year ago

    I see another unexpected vacation coming up for Ted Cruz… Send down Big bird with him when it happens.

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  • James Dale 1 year ago

    Fucking nailing it…

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  • twalrus1 1 year ago

    Ted Cruz would argue with his own fart if the fart blew to the left.

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  • Rick Hawkins 1 year ago

    I am with Big Bird F*ck Cruz

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  • Mr. Joko 1 year ago

    sound like randy rainbow sing this song..lol

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  • Adam 1 year ago

    Which wing hurt, Big Bird? Was it the right one?

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  • Terence Dove 1 year ago

    When Big Bird censors Ted Cruz…
    Cruz has been properly censored!

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  • Chester 1 year ago

    Someone should also tell Ted that Bert and Ernie aren’t just roommates.

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  • Liquidated 1 year ago

    I was not expecting the Cookie Monster cameo!
    This was so well done, kudos!

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  • Ag 1 year ago

    That’s not a very nice thing to say, Big Bird. Way to be a romodel for the kids.

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  • Rick Hawkins 1 year ago

    Ted can’t tell you how to get to Sesame Street but can tell you how to fly to Cancun.

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  • SpeckleKen 1 year ago

    The down-votes are from runners-up for absolutelystupidesttoolinalltexas.

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  • gene hensley 1 year ago

    Ted Cruz is a sniveling walking talking example of what’s wrong with Republican party

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  • Doc Watson 1 year ago

    Awesome, just awesome.

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  • Edward Waylander 1 year ago

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  • CAROLE LA POINTE 1 year ago

    Bet Ted thought verbally smacking Big Bird would be an easy victory? Poor Ted got put away by Big Bird!!!!!!!! Yeah, Big Bird put Ted Cruz away. Think Ted will now shut up? Nah… He like to hear himself blubber.

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  • Rayne Michelle 1 year ago

    Old Big Bird looks so different

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  • justrosy5 1 year ago

    *Broken childhood: FIXED!*

    Big Bird’s the absof^CisforCensored!^lutely the smartest bird in the world!

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