Big Bird Has A New Word For Ted Cruz

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Published on November 9, 2021

He’s got a great vocabulary for a 6-year-old bird! #Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens

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15 comments

  • N. Joel 3 years ago

    I see another unexpected vacation coming up for Ted Cruz… Send down Big bird with him when it happens.

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  • twalrus1 3 years ago

    Ted Cruz would argue with his own fart if the fart blew to the left.

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  • Rick Hawkins 3 years ago

    I am with Big Bird F*ck Cruz

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  • Mr. Joko 3 years ago

    sound like randy rainbow sing this song..lol

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  • Adam 3 years ago

    Which wing hurt, Big Bird? Was it the right one?

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  • Terence Dove 3 years ago

    When Big Bird censors Ted Cruz…
    Cruz has been properly censored!

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  • Liquidated 3 years ago

    I was not expecting the Cookie Monster cameo!
    This was so well done, kudos!

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  • Ag 3 years ago

    That’s not a very nice thing to say, Big Bird. Way to be a romodel for the kids.

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  • Rick Hawkins 3 years ago

    Ted can’t tell you how to get to Sesame Street but can tell you how to fly to Cancun.

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  • SpeckleKen 3 years ago

    The down-votes are from runners-up for absolutelystupidesttoolinalltexas.

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  • gene hensley 3 years ago

    Ted Cruz is a sniveling walking talking example of what’s wrong with Republican party

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  • Doc Watson 3 years ago

    Awesome, just awesome.

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  • CAROLE LA POINTE 3 years ago

    Bet Ted thought verbally smacking Big Bird would be an easy victory? Poor Ted got put away by Big Bird!!!!!!!! Yeah, Big Bird put Ted Cruz away. Think Ted will now shut up? Nah… He like to hear himself blubber.

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  • Rayne Michelle 3 years ago

    Old Big Bird looks so different

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  • justrosy5 3 years ago

    *Broken childhood: FIXED!*

    Big Bird’s the absof^CisforCensored!^lutely the smartest bird in the world!

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