♫ _AbsolutelystupidesttoolinallTexas – it’s the word that most appropriately fits_
_AbsolutelystupidesttoolinallTexas – you don’t quite do him justice with just “dimwit”_
_He’s got me, Big Bird, confused with Big Brother_
_When really he’s the big regret if you just ask his mother_
_AbsolutelystupidesttoolinallTexas – now I don’t mean to wallow in the muck_
_But I just thought of another word for Ted Cruz_
_He’s a totalsnivelingbeardedlittlef-_ ♪ C is for Censored!
Bet Ted thought verbally smacking Big Bird would be an easy victory? Poor Ted got put away by Big Bird!!!!!!!! Yeah, Big Bird put Ted Cruz away. Think Ted will now shut up? Nah… He like to hear himself blubber.
♫ _AbsolutelystupidesttoolinallTexas – it’s the word that most appropriately fits_
Reply_AbsolutelystupidesttoolinallTexas – you don’t quite do him justice with just “dimwit”_
_He’s got me, Big Bird, confused with Big Brother_
_When really he’s the big regret if you just ask his mother_
_AbsolutelystupidesttoolinallTexas – now I don’t mean to wallow in the muck_
_But I just thought of another word for Ted Cruz_
_He’s a totalsnivelingbeardedlittlef-_ ♪ C is for Censored!
I see another unexpected vacation coming up for Ted Cruz… Send down Big bird with him when it happens.
ReplyFucking nailing it…
ReplyTed Cruz would argue with his own fart if the fart blew to the left.
ReplyI am with Big Bird F*ck Cruz
Replysound like randy rainbow sing this song..lol
ReplyWhich wing hurt, Big Bird? Was it the right one?
ReplyWhen Big Bird censors Ted Cruz…
ReplyCruz has been properly censored!
Someone should also tell Ted that Bert and Ernie aren’t just roommates.
ReplyI was not expecting the Cookie Monster cameo!
ReplyThis was so well done, kudos!
That’s not a very nice thing to say, Big Bird. Way to be a romodel for the kids.
ReplyTed can’t tell you how to get to Sesame Street but can tell you how to fly to Cancun.
ReplyThe down-votes are from runners-up for absolutelystupidesttoolinalltexas.
ReplyTed Cruz is a sniveling walking talking example of what’s wrong with Republican party
ReplyAwesome, just awesome.
Reply😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyBet Ted thought verbally smacking Big Bird would be an easy victory? Poor Ted got put away by Big Bird!!!!!!!! Yeah, Big Bird put Ted Cruz away. Think Ted will now shut up? Nah… He like to hear himself blubber.
ReplyOld Big Bird looks so different
Reply*Broken childhood: FIXED!*
Big Bird’s the absof^CisforCensored!^lutely the smartest bird in the world!
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