“60 Minutes” did a story last night about UFOs and it should be the biggest news story of the year, our house band Cleto and the Cletones made their triumphant return to the studio, President Joe Biden reportedly used Venmo and there are some interesting transactions, Republican lawmakers are up in arms about Biden canceling the “Garden of Heroes,” Joe Exotic is still seeking a pardon, the tiger on the loose in Houston is safe now, and since the 17th season of The Bachelorette starts next month, Jimmy gathered his Bachelorette crew (his wife Molly, and pals/staffers Louis, Erin & Maggie) for an exclusive look at the men who will be competing for Katie’s heart.
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How are you not gonna cover what Hannity said about you last week??
ReplyOmg, Biden is almost as cool as Obama.Much love to #46
ReplyDid jimmy mispronounce Angela at 3:55
ReplyYou seriously need to reduce the amount of times you play that long Washington Heights ad because it makes me want to end Jimmy Kimmel clips and I definitely don’t want to see the movie or show or whatever it is……because the ad is too much. I may have been interested if you weren’t shoving it down our throat like you are. Please stop or limit that ad!!!!!!!!
ReplyI love Molly!
ReplyIt could just be an endangered ocean animal we don’t know about.
ReplyHis wife is the cutest, I love when she makes an appearance!
ReplyIt’s been a long time. 3.5 billion years. It could just be an animal. Cats are fast too
ReplyBiden has shown that he is as much of a crook as tRUMP is, he just tries to hide it but still very clear.
ReplyCool that Jimmy takes the UAP seriously. Instead of just making jokes about little green men and laughing it off like most other shows.
ReplyPoor Tiger…they r not pets!!
ReplyCan’t believe the bachelor & the bachelorette are still going in 2021!! How does this work during the Me Too era??
ReplyNo words on palestine 61 childrens died have some dignity
ReplyThat guy that sells skin should be called a Flesh Peddler.
ReplyWe knew for decades that there are aliens around our Earth. I have seen a lot of things in the sky before and disgusted with others even though they may have thought I was crazy. In England and Belgium they have long admitted to aliens and UFO sightings. Only in America can you keep these things away from the population just because the military thinks everybody will freak out haha
ReplyWow. Three US Presidents within one hour. Now, that’s a lot of attention. Okay, jokes aside. It’s time.
ReplyI can’t believe Shangela is going to be in The Bachlorette
ReplyI love Molly! Just cheerfully chugging down wine. Lol.
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ReplyYeah, and basement Biden also believes 40 kids were gunned down at Kent St. (it was four), that he was VPOTUS during Stoneman Douglas Massacre (happened in ’18), that MLK and RFK were slain in the late 70s, that he graduated near the top of his law school class (76/85), that he hold three degrees, that he attended an HBCU, that there was some rival by the name of Corn Pop…
ReplyThe band’s first song should have been the theme song from the XFiles 🙂
Reply12:36 I had not realised I could love Jimmy Kimmel more until this
Reply“If I Ain’t on Crack, Slappy Jack, I’m Mumbling False Fact, Mac!, So Step Back!”, “I’M the King of the Corrupt Democrats” – Biden “Open Borders 4 All”.
ReplyKimmel just can’t stop going mad about the old man who can’t read words from a teleprompter
ReplyThat “take me to your leader” joke was freaking hilarious
ReplyLol I love how jimmy annoys his wife
ReplyNot a single blue collar guy in the bunch. No thanks. Ew.
Reply2:57 my guy got scared lmao
Reply100%, if Biden has Venmo on his phone, his grand-kids got a check, and then said “hey you know there’s this app..” and then helped him install it, after Joe reset his Apple ID password again.
ReplyYeah right. Please, they were invented by the government themselves.
ReplyCrazy people, until they turn on you.
ReplyAliens: “We’ve been coming here for 70 years, performing anal probes, and all we’ve learned is that one in ten humans don’t seem to mind.”
ReplyI’m sure if we had to fight Chinese or aliens Jimmy would be hideing in Biden basement
ReplyHey Jimmy there is a opening for the Hunger games talk show host.
ReplyIf the UFO dropped 80,000 feet in 1 second that works out to 57,600 MPH
ReplySaying your a skin salesman sounds weird
ReplyLet’s get rid of the band….
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ReplyThey picked out the site. It was an existing Rosegarden. There was enough outraged to stall the project until he left office.
ReplyReally Joe Biden hates America when Donald Trump is a draft dodger and called veterans horrible names and doesn’t have the balls for anything
ReplyGet rid of the band.
ReplyHow many years do I have to sleep for all this to go away?
ReplyMattress Mack is a great guy.
ReplyI’m on the floor dying laughin!
ReplyDump that B show.
ReplyThe one they think is cute is on the bottom of my list, lol
ReplyJust as curupt as our IRS scammer s the military frying your brain’s like ants and magnifying glass.
ReplyStatistically speaking it’s nearly impossible we are the only intelligent life in the universe. So I’m not surprised. I just hope they’re gonna give us a hand with all these ridiculous problems we’ve made for ourselves.
ReplyDo people actually like Biden?
ReplyLOve the wife, shes tit for tat with Jimmy. (is thst how you dpell -tit-)??
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ReplyI saw the 60 minutes story.
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ReplyWith as divided as the Nation is at this time, DoD need not worry about folks losing their s**t about ETs. I doubt many will care whether Zeta Reticulians or any others are visiting us. They will only want to know who those gray green bas****s voted for.
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ReplyJimmy and Molly are so cute and funny together.
I have never watched the bachelor or bachelorette and don’t plan on it now after that critique.
Welcome back band.
Jimmy and his harmonica so funny and talented.
ReplyCould Louis be any hunkier????
ReplyBrains AND biceps
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ReplyJimmy is sucks now!
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