President Biden will pull American troops out of Afghanistan by September 11, Alex Rodriguez becomes part owner of the NBA’s Minnesota Timberwolves, and LinkedIn adds a new job title option for stay-at-home parents. #DailyShow #TrevorNoah #Afghanistan
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Trevor I like your show.
ReplyFake 🗑️
ReplyThe bit about Afghanistan becoming a state was soo true and funny “not terrorists… just frustrated people” 🤣🤣🤣
ReplyThat was really an unfair judgement for the kid
Reply🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😁😁
ReplyThat’s bad … because either he doesn’t know who he is or he doesn’t care … the reason is most important
ReplySteven Crowder just wrecked this clown 🤡
Replytrevor noah is still here, but hassan minhaj show is gone. shesh
ReplyLooking forward to the NRA ads directed towards Afghans…
ReplyCan anyone think of one single benefit that _anyone_ has had from this 20 year war? I can’t.
ReplyThey got to…They already share some corners of the new bed hahahahahahha
Yeh, but how much for salary? don’t be crippling the budget now with 10 kids.
ReplyCongress made laws to prevent the presidents from ending wars. So Biden can’t do anything to stop it. Congress doesn’t want the war to end.
Replymay be 10 year olds are laughing at your jokes. It is an embarrassment my dude
ReplyLoser
ReplyThis guy doesn’t even read the “story” he covers… EVERY one is now dumber for listening…
Reply“i’m a big fan of your… music…” 😭
ReplyYo that frustrated citizen got me
ReplyDonald trump was way better cuz now that there’s no one killing taliban and afghanistan will become a terrorist training country and more 9/11 and bombings will happen
ReplyForever funny Trevor. Each time we learn a thing or two. Where humor meets politics!.👍🏽
ReplyWhen an R President is in power, D’s are against it, when a D President is in power, R’s are against it. In the end, they are all protecting their military contractor donors
ReplyUmm… How old is “war on Drugs”? Or the “Cold war”? Resources Wars / Middle-Eas…Earth and Moria pipe-line?
ReplyThose who forget history are doomed to repeat it. Remember when we removed our troops from Iraq and it gave birth to Obama’s terrorist group, the Taliban (The “JV” of terrorist groups, per Obama) that took over half of Iraq? Get ready for history to repeat itself.
ReplyLove any video where Trevor says “years”. 😍
ReplyBiden moving out the troops is to prepare to against China!! Biden is 10 times worst than Trump, at least Trump only focus on money issue and never war. If Biden does not handle the issue between America and China, it will be world war!! Moreover, there is potential war between Russia and Ukraine…. My question is why can’t these MF create a better place to live rather than creating threat to the world!?? Biden, i am so disappointed in you
ReplyFake news show about made up stories that a foreigner doesn’t have a clue about
ReplyAgain we are only one country there … Duh…your home country there also … Get real with facts
Reply“cycle” in Afghanistan you mean how U.S. troops went there in the 80’s didn’t do things right “making the right exit” so they went back after the 2nd WTC attack . The cycle is if they don’t leave properly agian it’s going to be a cycle, more innocent deaths until the next time people realize the mistake and send U.S. troops to slaughter.
ReplyBasing huge decisions on the date? Let me introduce you to ww1 with an armistice the 11/11/1918 at 11am.
ReplyCould’ve been 5am, 6am, and saved thousands (up to 11,000), nope 11am it is!
Just put up a big flag with the Stars and Stripes, that’s worked everywhere else hasn’t it?!
ReplyI like you joke i from Jakarta Indonesia
ReplyThe US Stole the raw uranium from Afghanistan for almost 20 years and now they wanna go out because they finished the job.
ReplyIf you are watching this divisive clown (who happens to be a multi millionaire thanks to the US) and takes what he says seriously then enjoy your nap! He along with other late night hack puppets spread more racism and lies for the globalist elites to keep you divided and nothing more than a sheep. Its past time to wake up think for yourself.
ReplyThanks for the absolute dumbest video I have seen today. Wow I hope no one takes this kid seriously.
ReplyTrevor i enjoyed meeting your grandmother in that video, reminded me of my grandmother, I cant get her to travel anywhere either.
ReplyFunny enough i denied Alex Rodriguez a po box cause he only had his MLB id on him. I didn’t know who he was and didn’t care. But my boss ended up setting him up for it.
ReplyBlank look on face, more concerned with his hair, doesn’t know anything about ARod or baseball. This is why I quit watching NBA long ago.
ReplyFACT: For the amount of time, the U.S. Military has been in Afghanistan we could’ve paved every U.S. 🇺🇸 Road 🛣 and rebuild every Bridge 🌁 in the United States 3-times+ over. Our U.S. infrastructure is crumbling and needs serious attention!
ReplyI always thought A-Rod was Aaron Rodgers
ReplyThe real question is : how are the oil reserves doing…
ReplyTrevor, get your production team to fix your audio..please .It’s clear, but soft.
ReplyYeah that’s cause we need our troops for Russia & China probably
ReplyAs a mom I’m glad, it’s always hard to get a job when you have about 3 years without a job other than raising a child. Also you gotta love Trevor’s clean humour 💖
ReplyAmerica is the real evil in this world 😒
ReplySo when Trump says America is leaving Afganistan it’s defineatly wrong and when Biden announces to live its just like ok… ?
ReplyGetting ready for their next war 🤙
ReplyLol he’s delaying the actual withdrawal date Trump set. May 1, 2021 was the date under Trump.
ReplyI’m so relieved he let Iran know an exact date…this will give them plenty of time to develop a plan that will completely destabilizes the region….will be fun to watch in real time
Reply“Just frustrated citizens having a bad day” 😂😂
ReplyGenghis Khan never really defeated the Afghans, neither did the British nor the Soviets. So why the USA?
ReplyLeaving on 9/11 : (
Replywow , cavemen have defeated the great empire to the point that now the chinese and russians will tear them down within the next 5 years and make it into separate states.
ReplyHope we don’t see so many wars when China becomes world leader
ReplyIt’s a shame. US should be embargoed by the rest of the world like SouthAfrica was, then they can start to act right. Rioting doesn’t seem to be helping.
ReplyStay-at-home Mom/Dad is neighter a jo nor hard. So stop with this BS, if you would.
ReplySo can somebody explain this european something. Trump wanted to do that and he got laughed and made out as a madmen but now when Biden does it it is the best idea ever? I don’t get your country
ReplyShould Marxists own mansions?
ReplyWe weren’t supposed to be there in the first place….
Reply9/11 is a very strange date to select. I’m doubtful that Biden will end the ForeverWars, but would love to be pleasantly surprised.
ReplyThe Afghan war ending only means one thing, another war will start!
ReplyAfter 20 Years & 1 Trillion Dollar Later……. 🥴
No One Can Rule Afghanistan Except Taliban
ReplyEx DG ISI Hamid Gul
That opening joke LOL
ReplyWhy was everyone complaining when Trump wanted to leave Afghanistan?
ReplyWe were pretty much out when Trump was in office. Biden sure likes riding coat tails. What are you gonna do when freedom of speech is taken away? No more youtube man.
ReplyBiden Lying
ReplyHmmm…Alex Rodríguez is part owner of the Timberwolves while Lebron James is part owner of the Red Sox.
Replyhttps://youtu.be/e5cLDtbJS3A
ReplyBiden is actually delaying our withdrawal Trump did the deal with the Taliban and started and set the deadline for May.
ReplyCome on kid! You ain’t all that!
ReplyA rod is one of the most famous sports stars ever. I hope he doesn’t expect to be remembered for his accomplishments in sports? Apparently he doesn’t think much of his career choice.
Reply“Afghanistan will be a failed state.” 1. Afghanistan is already a failed state. 2. The US is already there as a failed state.
ReplyI love how Biden is withdrawing the troops in “September 11”.
ReplyNearly 20 “yuurs”
ReplyAfghani nannies
ReplyWe is a British soldier in the thumbnail?
ReplyI wonder who is the next target Syria perhaps
ReplyAll lives matter, but men are not women.
ReplyHey Trevor! “Stay at home mothers/fathers” work very hard! I think something more like, “does not work outside of the home” is more accurate. Having been both a “stay at home mom” and a “working mom”, I can tell you from experience that I worked much harder when I “stayed home” with my daughters than when I “went to work”.
ReplyYeh, now they’re going to move to the next RESOURCE location 🤦🏾♂️
ReplyAs an Afghan, I am very happy about this (if it does indeed happen by the end of this year).
Ramadan Kareem, everybody!
Reply#FDT
ReplyA-Rod could’ve been Aaron Rodgers of the GB Packers.
ReplyShouldve done it a different day doing on the 11th is the worst optics i have ever seen
ReplyHe called Bush and Obama prior to the announcement. Yet-the R up and arms about it-even when Trump withdrew almost all troops before he left. 🤦🏻♀️🤬
ReplyTREVOR…YOUR AWESOME 👏 LET THE AMERICAN TROOPS COME HOME!!
ReplyTalk talk talk. Twenty years.
ReplyYeah let’s go out of Afghanistan, after all it borders on China and Russian and Pakistan, (India is close too), ( and Iran). … and is chocker full of strategic metals etc….who cares about all that…Ah Putin and China do…DUMB YANKS!
ReplyAmerica has famous people??? Usually their scientists are German-Jewish, or Dutch… Their musicians are Mexican.., their actors are Canadians, their comedians are Swiss-Afrikaanders …
ReplyShow has jumped the shark
ReplyHi 🙋🏾♀️
Reply” Terrorists are not terrorists any more..they are frustated citizens having a bad day ” U just killed it trevor !!!XD
ReplyThe 🇺🇸 should’ve pulled out as soon as we went in! We’re probably expecting a baby in 90 years! We’re in debt and we’ll have to pay alimony!
ReplyAny woman with more than 2 cats to me is a red flag 😂
ReplyNever try to War against Afganistan!!
>Mongol Empire Ginghish Khan only lost war in his life (The Battle of Parwan, 1219 – 1221)
>Indian Maratha Empire lost war (The Battle of Panipath, January 14, 1761)
>British Empire lost war (1st Anglo-Afghan war, July 1839 – October 1842, 3rd Anglo-Afghan war 6 May–8 August, 1919)
>Soviet Union lost war (Soviet – Afghan war, December 24, 1979 – February 15, 1989)
> USA lost war. (War in Afghanistan, 7 October 2001 – 14 April 2021)
ReplyTrevor Noah should be a news comedian journalist on CNN, MSNBC or one of those low rated liberal shows. This dude alway talking politics, dude needs new writers. I don’t want to hear politics. And this dude is a foreigner and mediocre comedian who’s a multimillionaire, yet he hates this country and trashes our government system. Noah if you don’t love this country that made you rich then get your suitcase, passport, corny jokes and go to another country.
ReplyThe job title should be work-at-parent.
ReplyTrevor nobody cares what you believe or think. You’re just a strawman for the left. Nobody watches corporate shills. You’re not funny, talented or right about anything.
ReplyThe time span of troop presence is not the best argument for a withdrawal. I mean, you guys are in Germany since 1945…
ReplyI’m guessing Afghanistan is not a failed state with Americans there now, what a fuking bless
Reply2:30
Reply“If your boss pees on you, you can’t sue them.” Why do I get the feeling someone would try?
ReplyThe only A-Rod I know is Andy Roddick. #notamericanbuthugetennisfan
ReplyWell when Trump said the same… U all ridiculed him….. Hypocrisy…
ReplyFun fact… I’m not MAGA fan… Neither blind liberal…
US influence in Afghanistan won’t leave, they will support those who serve American interests. cherry pick government or topple them with color revolution
ReplyThat guy is on a podcast !XD
ReplyVery much giving off Billie ellish not knowing Orlando bloom when she met him😅😅. It happens 🤷♀️
ReplyImagine Dwayne Johnson really becoming the next US president 😍💪👍👍👍
ReplyPS I LIKE YOUR SHOW THE NEWS IS RIGHT ON TRY BEING TRUE TO YOURSELF, REAL, TRUE JOKES ETC. ARE TRULY FUNNY+ENTERTAINING.
ReplyWhat about kashmir*
ReplyI really don’t get why they are over there, unless the reason is not….noble.
ReplyUssr- first time?
ReplySo basically, Sleepy Plagiarist Joe is just doing what President Trump was doing…again. What a big surprise.
ReplyAint no war, it’s just amurka sitting on people’s neck
ReplyAt least this almost explains why he isn’t doing anything about the camps in China. He seemed like a hypocrite having troops in the Middle East, but not doing anything about China, but maybe this redeems him a bit. I don’t know.
Reply10 more years!!! 10 more years!!! 🇦🇫
ReplyI really disagree.
Without question it was a huge mistake to get into Afghanistan in the first place, but it’s even worse to pull out without any plan what happens next.
There is actually a real civil society developing now in the larger cities, something hat hasn’t happend in the past 60 years.
Women are starting businesses, children at getting education apart from Islamic fundamentalism. THIS is, what thid country desperately needs to function. Afghanistan for once was on the way of building their society back – apart from milita and clerics.
By pulling out and capitulating in front of the Taliban, like Trump did, you risk that everything that developed in the last decade is destroyed in only a couple of days.
ReplyWell the war in Afghanistan isn’t over its just over for the US
ReplyAfghanistan is like for ever on war 😛
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