Biden to Pull U.S. Out of Afghanistan & A-Rod Buys NBA Team | The Daily Social Distancing Show

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Published on April 15, 2021

President Biden will pull American troops out of Afghanistan by September 11, Alex Rodriguez becomes part owner of the NBA’s Minnesota Timberwolves, and LinkedIn adds a new job title option for stay-at-home parents. #DailyShow #TrevorNoah #Afghanistan

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  • SH hustle 2 years ago

    Trevor I like your show.

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  • Allseen 974 2 years ago

    Fake 🗑️

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  • Jedi Barber 2 years ago

    The bit about Afghanistan becoming a state was soo true and funny “not terrorists… just frustrated people” 🤣🤣🤣

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  • Scidix Reiznov 2 years ago

    That was really an unfair judgement for the kid

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  • Mechelle Kelly 2 years ago

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😁😁

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  • Infamous Blackfriday 2 years ago

    That’s bad … because either he doesn’t know who he is or he doesn’t care … the reason is most important

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  • II nosferatu II 2 years ago

    Steven Crowder just wrecked this clown 🤡

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  • Muhammad Najmi 2 years ago

    trevor noah is still here, but hassan minhaj show is gone. shesh

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  • Luis Dantas 2 years ago

    Looking forward to the NRA ads directed towards Afghans…

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  • Carl Taylor 2 years ago

    Can anyone think of one single benefit that _anyone_ has had from this 20 year war? I can’t.

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  • SailorMoon 2 years ago

    They got to…They already share some corners of the new bed hahahahahahha

    Yeh, but how much for salary? don’t be crippling the budget now with 10 kids.

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  • Robert Russell 2 years ago

    Congress made laws to prevent the presidents from ending wars. So Biden can’t do anything to stop it. Congress doesn’t want the war to end.

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  • Lukas Leul 2 years ago

    may be 10 year olds are laughing at your jokes. It is an embarrassment my dude

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  • slash9xq 2 years ago

    Loser

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  • Digits Drippin 2 years ago

    This guy doesn’t even read the “story” he covers… EVERY one is now dumber for listening…

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  • see 2 years ago

    “i’m a big fan of your… music…” 😭

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  • San 2 years ago

    Yo that frustrated citizen got me

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  • CQ 28 2 years ago

    Donald trump was way better cuz now that there’s no one killing taliban and afghanistan will become a terrorist training country and more 9/11 and bombings will happen

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  • CeShakara 2 years ago

    Forever funny Trevor. Each time we learn a thing or two. Where humor meets politics!.👍🏽

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  • Roscoe Muttley 2 years ago

    When an R President is in power, D’s are against it, when a D President is in power, R’s are against it. In the end, they are all protecting their military contractor donors

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  • Anthony Borderline 2 years ago

    Umm… How old is “war on Drugs”? Or the “Cold war”? Resources Wars / Middle-Eas…Earth and Moria pipe-line?

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  • Fighting Infernape 2 years ago

    Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. Remember when we removed our troops from Iraq and it gave birth to Obama’s terrorist group, the Taliban (The “JV” of terrorist groups, per Obama) that took over half of Iraq? Get ready for history to repeat itself.

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  • Tamara’s House 2 years ago

    Love any video where Trevor says “years”. 😍

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  • Jeff yong 2 years ago

    Biden moving out the troops is to prepare to against China!! Biden is 10 times worst than Trump, at least Trump only focus on money issue and never war. If Biden does not handle the issue between America and China, it will be world war!! Moreover, there is potential war between Russia and Ukraine…. My question is why can’t these MF create a better place to live rather than creating threat to the world!?? Biden, i am so disappointed in you

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  • james eaton 2 years ago

    Fake news show about made up stories that a foreigner doesn’t have a clue about

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  • james eaton 2 years ago

    Again we are only one country there … Duh…your home country there also … Get real with facts

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  • 人slashplane 2 years ago

    “cycle” in Afghanistan you mean how U.S. troops went there in the 80’s didn’t do things right “making the right exit” so they went back after the 2nd WTC attack . The cycle is if they don’t leave properly agian it’s going to be a cycle, more innocent deaths until the next time people realize the mistake and send U.S. troops to slaughter.

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  • Aschraffff 2 years ago

    Basing huge decisions on the date? Let me introduce you to ww1 with an armistice the 11/11/1918 at 11am.
    Could’ve been 5am, 6am, and saved thousands (up to 11,000), nope 11am it is!

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  • Craig Pardy 2 years ago

    Just put up a big flag with the Stars and Stripes, that’s worked everywhere else hasn’t it?!

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  • krisna aji 2 years ago

    I like you joke i from Jakarta Indonesia

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  • Drac 2 years ago

    The US Stole the raw uranium from Afghanistan for almost 20 years and now they wanna go out because they finished the job.

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  • Jeff Putnam 2 years ago

    If you are watching this divisive clown (who happens to be a multi millionaire thanks to the US) and takes what he says seriously then enjoy your nap! He along with other late night hack puppets spread more racism and lies for the globalist elites to keep you divided and nothing more than a sheep. Its past time to wake up think for yourself.

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  • Brandon Martin 2 years ago

    Thanks for the absolute dumbest video I have seen today. Wow I hope no one takes this kid seriously.

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  • Iron Blood 2 years ago

    Trevor i enjoyed meeting your grandmother in that video, reminded me of my grandmother, I cant get her to travel anywhere either.

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  • Mr Kassis 2 years ago

    Funny enough i denied Alex Rodriguez a po box cause he only had his MLB id on him. I didn’t know who he was and didn’t care. But my boss ended up setting him up for it.

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  • hoytoy100 2 years ago

    Blank look on face, more concerned with his hair, doesn’t know anything about ARod or baseball. This is why I quit watching NBA long ago.

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  • GRAY KNIGHT 2 years ago

    FACT: For the amount of time, the U.S. Military has been in Afghanistan we could’ve paved every U.S. 🇺🇸 Road 🛣 and rebuild every Bridge 🌁 in the United States 3-times+ over. Our U.S. infrastructure is crumbling and needs serious attention!

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  • Tai Tasso 2 years ago

    I always thought A-Rod was Aaron Rodgers

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  • Value 2 years ago

    The real question is : how are the oil reserves doing…

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  • Dewald Nel 2 years ago

    Trevor, get your production team to fix your audio..please .It’s clear, but soft.

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  • Arson 360 2 years ago

    Yeah that’s cause we need our troops for Russia & China probably

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  • Rosalyn A 2 years ago

    As a mom I’m glad, it’s always hard to get a job when you have about 3 years without a job other than raising a child. Also you gotta love Trevor’s clean humour 💖

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  • sun rise 2 years ago

    America is the real evil in this world 😒

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  • opherell 2 years ago

    So when Trump says America is leaving Afganistan it’s defineatly wrong and when Biden announces to live its just like ok… ?

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  • Bloodless 2 years ago

    Getting ready for their next war 🤙

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  • Jason Lopez 2 years ago

    Lol he’s delaying the actual withdrawal date Trump set. May 1, 2021 was the date under Trump.

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  • Dion 2 years ago

    I’m so relieved he let Iran know an exact date…this will give them plenty of time to develop a plan that will completely destabilizes the region….will be fun to watch in real time

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  • Royel 2 years ago

    “Just frustrated citizens having a bad day” 😂😂

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  • SuperLeica1 2 years ago

    Genghis Khan never really defeated the Afghans, neither did the British nor the Soviets. So why the USA?

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  • SCP Foundation 2 years ago

    Leaving on 9/11 : (

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  • Abdus Samad 2 years ago

    wow , cavemen have defeated the great empire to the point that now the chinese and russians will tear them down within the next 5 years and make it into separate states.

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  • nabru laxan 2 years ago

    Hope we don’t see so many wars when China becomes world leader

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  • Sylvia 2 years ago

    It’s a shame. US should be embargoed by the rest of the world like SouthAfrica was, then they can start to act right. Rioting doesn’t seem to be helping.

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  • Alexander Kratzsch 2 years ago

    Stay-at-home Mom/Dad is neighter a jo nor hard. So stop with this BS, if you would.

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  • hans worst 2 years ago

    So can somebody explain this european something. Trump wanted to do that and he got laughed and made out as a madmen but now when Biden does it it is the best idea ever? I don’t get your country

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  • Backwoods Beast Adventures with John 2 years ago

    Should Marxists own mansions?

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  • Kevin McLarkey 2 years ago

    We weren’t supposed to be there in the first place….

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  • Hodgies Wife 2 years ago

    9/11 is a very strange date to select. I’m doubtful that Biden will end the ForeverWars, but would love to be pleasantly surprised.

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  • Trumpet Music 2 years ago

    The Afghan war ending only means one thing, another war will start!

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  • SULTAN 1 2 years ago

    After 20 Years & 1 Trillion Dollar Later……. 🥴

    No One Can Rule Afghanistan Except Taliban
    Ex DG ISI Hamid Gul

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  • Ken 2 years ago

    That opening joke LOL

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  • DGHF 2 years ago

    Why was everyone complaining when Trump wanted to leave Afghanistan?

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  • Dewanye Beckett 2 years ago

    We were pretty much out when Trump was in office. Biden sure likes riding coat tails. What are you gonna do when freedom of speech is taken away? No more youtube man.

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  • Justin Oldman 2 years ago

    Biden Lying

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  • Michael Zickefoose 2 years ago

    Hmmm…Alex Rodríguez is part owner of the Timberwolves while Lebron James is part owner of the Red Sox.

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  • kenny neudorf 2 years ago

    https://youtu.be/e5cLDtbJS3A

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  • TX Rider 2 years ago

    Biden is actually delaying our withdrawal Trump did the deal with the Taliban and started and set the deadline for May.

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  • Ralph Padilla 2 years ago

    Come on kid! You ain’t all that!

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  • Michael Callahan 2 years ago

    A rod is one of the most famous sports stars ever. I hope he doesn’t expect to be remembered for his accomplishments in sports? Apparently he doesn’t think much of his career choice.

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  • Tim.S.W 2 years ago

    “Afghanistan will be a failed state.” 1. Afghanistan is already a failed state. 2. The US is already there as a failed state.

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  • S0uL HiJaxX 2 years ago

    I love how Biden is withdrawing the troops in “September 11”.

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  • Rob 69 2 years ago

    Nearly 20 “yuurs”

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  • Reggie8 2 years ago

    Afghani nannies

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  • Cameron Biros 2 years ago

    We is a British soldier in the thumbnail?

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  • cris dlcruz 2 years ago

    I wonder who is the next target Syria perhaps

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  • Jake 2 years ago

    All lives matter, but men are not women.

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  • Tammie Bodner 2 years ago

    Hey Trevor! “Stay at home mothers/fathers” work very hard! I think something more like, “does not work outside of the home” is more accurate. Having been both a “stay at home mom” and a “working mom”, I can tell you from experience that I worked much harder when I “stayed home” with my daughters than when I “went to work”.

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  • Ankh X. 2 years ago

    Yeh, now they’re going to move to the next RESOURCE location 🤦🏾‍♂️

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  • SilentStormShadow Azim 2 years ago

    As an Afghan, I am very happy about this (if it does indeed happen by the end of this year).

    Ramadan Kareem, everybody!

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  • C Beavers 2 years ago

    #FDT

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  • CheeseTank12 2 years ago

    A-Rod could’ve been Aaron Rodgers of the GB Packers.

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  • TheGamingPanda 2 years ago

    Shouldve done it a different day doing on the 11th is the worst optics i have ever seen

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  • Vjitsu 888 2 years ago

    He called Bush and Obama prior to the announcement. Yet-the R up and arms about it-even when Trump withdrew almost all troops before he left. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤬

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  • Y D 2 years ago

    TREVOR…YOUR AWESOME 👏 LET THE AMERICAN TROOPS COME HOME!!

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  • RUdigitized 2 years ago

    Talk talk talk. Twenty years.

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  • Wim V 2 years ago

    Yeah let’s go out of Afghanistan, after all it borders on China and Russian and Pakistan, (India is close too), ( and Iran). … and is chocker full of strategic metals etc….who cares about all that…Ah Putin and China do…DUMB YANKS!

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  • Wim V 2 years ago

    America has famous people??? Usually their scientists are German-Jewish, or Dutch… Their musicians are Mexican.., their actors are Canadians, their comedians are Swiss-Afrikaanders …

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  • Sonny Singh DC - The Back of the House 2 years ago

    Show has jumped the shark

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  • Jay V 2 years ago

    Hi 🙋🏾‍♀️

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  • DHRUV SASHIDHAR 2 years ago

    ” Terrorists are not terrorists any more..they are frustated citizens having a bad day ” U just killed it trevor !!!XD

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  • Kevin Luna 2 years ago

    The 🇺🇸 should’ve pulled out as soon as we went in! We’re probably expecting a baby in 90 years! We’re in debt and we’ll have to pay alimony!

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  • Fire_Element 2 years ago

    Any woman with more than 2 cats to me is a red flag 😂

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  • Farhan Inventions 2 years ago

    Never try to War against Afganistan!!

    >Mongol Empire Ginghish Khan only lost war in his life (The Battle of Parwan, 1219 – 1221)

    >Indian Maratha Empire lost war (The Battle of Panipath, January 14, 1761)

    >British Empire lost war (1st Anglo-Afghan war, July 1839 – October 1842, 3rd Anglo-Afghan war 6 May–8 August, 1919)

    >Soviet Union lost war (Soviet – Afghan war, December 24, 1979 – February 15, 1989)

    > USA lost war. (War in Afghanistan, 7 October 2001 – 14 April 2021)

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  • mel jackson 2 years ago

    Trevor Noah should be a news comedian journalist on CNN, MSNBC or one of those low rated liberal shows. This dude alway talking politics, dude needs new writers. I don’t want to hear politics. And this dude is a foreigner and mediocre comedian who’s a multimillionaire, yet he hates this country and trashes our government system. Noah if you don’t love this country that made you rich then get your suitcase, passport, corny jokes and go to another country.

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  • Robyn Hazeltine 2 years ago

    The job title should be work-at-parent.

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  • Salty Bits 2 years ago

    Trevor nobody cares what you believe or think. You’re just a strawman for the left. Nobody watches corporate shills. You’re not funny, talented or right about anything.

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  • Felicious 2 years ago

    The time span of troop presence is not the best argument for a withdrawal. I mean, you guys are in Germany since 1945…

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  • maxqazwsxedc 2 years ago

    I’m guessing Afghanistan is not a failed state with Americans there now, what a fuking bless

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  • Ueelsen Uoo 2 years ago

    2:30

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  • Harold S 2 years ago

    “If your boss pees on you, you can’t sue them.” Why do I get the feeling someone would try?

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  • GiDaOne 2 years ago

    The only A-Rod I know is Andy Roddick. #notamericanbuthugetennisfan

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  • Bhavya Mishra 2 years ago

    Well when Trump said the same… U all ridiculed him….. Hypocrisy…
    Fun fact… I’m not MAGA fan… Neither blind liberal…

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  • Coco Yamashi 2 years ago

    US influence in Afghanistan won’t leave, they will support those who serve American interests. cherry pick government or topple them with color revolution

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  • David Fierro 2 years ago

    That guy is on a podcast !XD

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  • Molebogeng M 2 years ago

    Very much giving off Billie ellish not knowing Orlando bloom when she met him😅😅. It happens 🤷‍♀️

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  • Bibi Brin 2 years ago

    Imagine Dwayne Johnson really becoming the next US president 😍💪👍👍👍

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  • Tracy Odetta 2 years ago

    PS I LIKE YOUR SHOW THE NEWS IS RIGHT ON TRY BEING TRUE TO YOURSELF, REAL, TRUE JOKES ETC. ARE TRULY FUNNY+ENTERTAINING.

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  • Mashkoora khan 2 years ago

    What about kashmir*

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  • Josh Moon 2 years ago

    I really don’t get why they are over there, unless the reason is not….noble.

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  • Wo W 2 years ago

    Ussr- first time?

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  • I Am 2 years ago

    So basically, Sleepy Plagiarist Joe is just doing what President Trump was doing…again. What a big surprise.

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  • RubyRim 2 years ago

    Aint no war, it’s just amurka sitting on people’s neck

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  • Connor R. Hunter 2 years ago

    At least this almost explains why he isn’t doing anything about the camps in China. He seemed like a hypocrite having troops in the Middle East, but not doing anything about China, but maybe this redeems him a bit. I don’t know.

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  • Saif Ali 2 years ago

    10 more years!!! 10 more years!!! 🇦🇫

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  • F. Walther 2 years ago

    I really disagree.
    Without question it was a huge mistake to get into Afghanistan in the first place, but it’s even worse to pull out without any plan what happens next.
    There is actually a real civil society developing now in the larger cities, something hat hasn’t happend in the past 60 years.
    Women are starting businesses, children at getting education apart from Islamic fundamentalism. THIS is, what thid country desperately needs to function. Afghanistan for once was on the way of building their society back – apart from milita and clerics.

    By pulling out and capitulating in front of the Taliban, like Trump did, you risk that everything that developed in the last decade is destroyed in only a couple of days.

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  • scheto 2 years ago

    Well the war in Afghanistan isn’t over its just over for the US

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  • nofovos 2 years ago

    Afghanistan is like for ever on war 😛

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