Biden Sanctions Russia in Response to Election Meddling and Cyberattacks

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Published on April 16, 2021

Seth Meyers’ monologue from Thursday, April 15.

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60 comments

  • Peter Matthews 6 months ago

    You are correct in thinking “Pizza Cake” is uniquely American and not International.

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  • Eleanor Bartle 6 months ago

    As an atheist, I will debunk that joke. I do not preach atheism. Then again, I’m not American, so maybe I lack context.

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  • Eleanor Bartle 6 months ago

    2:00 “Iiiiooe” is actually a slur against The Police.

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  • Simon Frederiksen 6 months ago

    international day? yeah like when you ask Americans how many countries are in the UN. 34? 38?

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  • dijasom 6 months ago

    Sanctions are meaningless when they likely made more, off the last election cycle, than what they will pay. lmao.

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  • Howard Kerr 6 months ago

    I give up, how does Scrabble do away with any words, whether or not they are slurs, curses, hex words, I mean, it’s not like they repossess the game by remote control…or do they? (Just oddly curious.)

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  • Pe Fo 6 months ago

    Man, the extreme right wing conservatives (all) are gonna go ballistic…

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  • azae00 Vids 6 months ago

    You know .. sad fact is that I will most likely watch the Fast n Furious movie …

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  • Oscar Sommerbo 6 months ago

    Because Christians are so shy and retiring about Jesus, God and Christianity. When was the last time someone knocked on your door to spread the word of Atheism? Or when did Atheists insist on Atheist dogma being displayed on Government property? I could go on, but much like your “joke” I am much too lazy.

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  • azae00 Vids 6 months ago

    republicans… the a-hole of america

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  • CAP198462 6 months ago

    The Pizza cake, unfortunately, also a lie.

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  • 123haninhk 6 months ago

    *gasp * Seth doesn’t like The Great British Bake Off!

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  • Gary Payne 6 months ago

    2:46 Are atheists the new vegans?

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  • Brandon Williams 6 months ago

    I just keep getting his voicemail lol

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  • A N 6 months ago

    I’m an atheist, so piss off.

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  • Green Meat 6 months ago

    in russia, cyberattacks you! sorry, i was diggin real deep on that one

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  • Terry Caron 6 months ago

    Ive never really thought about this, but it’s alittle weird to see a president without a shirt on. Nice boobs though.

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  • Glenn parent 6 months ago

    USA COULD NOT SANCTION A TEEN BURGER FROM A AND W

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  • Glenn parent 6 months ago

    GREENLAND BUYS USA FOR 13 CENTS

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  • Youngstown529 6 months ago

    I don’t get the Biden/Hawaiian joke. Explain?

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  • GB 6 months ago

    That F&F joke hurt so good🤣🤣🤣

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  • kilroy987 6 months ago

    I’m sure Putin wishes Biden good health.

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  • Chris Kriskovic 6 months ago

    They’ll tell you anyway day as of naming a religion “evangelical” is a sign someone is going to keep their beliefs to themselves

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  • snagh 6 months ago

    I think Biden should apply sanctions on Israel as they are trying to sabotage his efforts to reach peace in the Persian gulf , but I doubt if he dares or can even think of it ?

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  • Ding Lao Bing Lao 6 months ago

    Who the hell is Seth Meyers

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  • Tonya Richards 6 months ago

    I’m a devout atheist.
    Nothing makes me laugh harder than religion.

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  • Mr. Duane 6 months ago

    “Ask an atheist” day, as opposed to “absolutely no need to ask a Christian” lifetime, because they’ve been talking about it non-stop since the day you were born. Peace be with you. Praise Hawking.

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  • Kyle Stubbs 6 months ago

    Ah yes, “Headspace”.

    The “real” name of DJ Subatomic Supernova.

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  • theBriarChallenge 6 months ago

    I feel like Scallins (however its spelled) needs his own “What Day is It? Segment…. Let him dress himself as an added laugh…

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  • canadian welder 6 months ago

    So this tells me the CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY was hacking,typical Democrat defect to Trump cover up.

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  • j nome 6 months ago

    Yes!, like we all know except for the GOP, THERE WAS COLLUSION WITH RUSSIA! THEY SOLD OUT THE USA. TRUMPERS!WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • COG Birdman 6 months ago

    Did anyone else press F9…then again to type F9?

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  • Kevan McEntee 6 months ago

    How did Seth get a picture of every Scrabble game I’ve ever played?

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  • Khail Kupsky 6 months ago

    I’m writing a letter… a strongly worded letter

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  • Gamersoldier100 6 months ago

    Cancun Cruz gets back in because even they don’t want him!!

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  • John DeF 6 months ago

    Why doesnt Biden adopt Trumps complete capitulation policy with Russia?

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  • splaz 6 months ago

    https://youtu.be/hyV1C4zXpic i thought this guy was norm mcdonald and had let himself go/got OLD

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  • Carmilla 6 months ago

    Every monologue gets this comment until it happens, let Scollins write an entire monologue already

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  • prometheus5700 6 months ago

    Seth has really consumed the Koolaide. Obliviously waltzing through this catastrophe in motion without even a criticism or good joke.
    We’re f*cked

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  • Pär Dahlström 6 months ago

    Yeah we might tell you that we are ateist, but for f**k sake, every time some pray in public, thanks there belive in public, or just saying grace, etc etc etc, is somebody telling everybody else that they are such good God fearing nice people. Sorry, that joke was just bad and lame.

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  • Terry Fulds 6 months ago

    Shouldn’t the other 364 days be “tell an atheist day” since you religious nutjobs are always telling us what we are like???

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  • Irina Phoenix 6 months ago

    Somebody call Myq Kaplan!

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  • cuszco 6 months ago

    How does banning a word from Scrabble actually work? do they send someone to your house when you play?

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  • Dan Tana 6 months ago

    gonna show the Bake Off joke to my wife later and say, “see, it’s not just me”…even if it means not getting a handshake later..

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  • Future Commentary 6 months ago

    Jokes Seth Can’t Tell: Anything about the Great British Bake Off. How dare you??

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  • Future Commentary 6 months ago

    2:48. Also applies to vegans, people who finished a marathon, people who went to Harvard.

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  • Cat Pursel 6 months ago

    As an Atheist, that was a funny Atheist joke!

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  • Derek Ho 2013's 6 months ago

    Seth Meyers trump vs Biden Russia scallions segment

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  • Larry Pahl 6 months ago

    @2:35 WAIT… Fast n furriest “productions” ever had a Screenplay? Gum Ball Rally (s) had more: plot, backstory, THIRD ACT… where is Dan Quayle when we need her.

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  • Larry Pahl 6 months ago

    evangel, from katangelo, an interlocutory latin term for the ancient greek phrase for Messenger (especially from “the gods”) also related to Angel (gabri, not uri, rafa, isra, micha, etc) a preacher named Spurgeon is credited for saying, “christians are to be (Evangelizing/preaching/proselytizing) all the time… and sometimes by using words”

    . they will know you are mine by your love.

    “ Lord” also means OWNER.

    if you are still yourOwn, u “aint His”

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  • Magister Ludi 6 months ago

    The atheist will have to get in line behind all of the Evangelicals at my front door! 😀

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  • Jackie Veal 6 months ago

    If the trolls could have seen the many trump rallies with thousands and sometimes millions of supporters, they would know how huge the election fraud was. Mainstream media wouldn’t allow them to see it

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  • Eric Klaus 6 months ago

    Any jokes on 5 thousand illegals a day ,ship all across America and no covid test? Steth you are lower than your ratings

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  • Rusty Shackelford 6 months ago

    Scrabble banned racial slurs? Talk about symbolic gestures. How are the gunna do that? Isn’t that like crayola “banning racist drawings.” Im genuinely confused.

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  • David 6 months ago

    LMAO–so you don’t like the Great British Baking Show? I guess we’re more easily amused than you. Not sure I’d be amused by a pizza-cake. Sounds like a pizza with WAY too much dough. Loved the joke about how Ted Cruz keeps getting back in.

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  • Vengeanze 6 months ago

    I laughed so hard at the Ted Cruz joke loool

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  • Make Racists Afraid Again 6 months ago

    Okay….
    I’ve been an Atheist for 53 years.

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  • goodtasteification 6 months ago

    You need fresh material since Trump is gone! Here you go! https://youtu.be/2sG7aKFRKdM

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  • Cindy Hill 6 months ago

    Scrabble joke for the win!

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  • Kerry Venus 6 months ago

    Thanks Seth Meyers Et Al.🙂

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