Biden Releases His 2020 Tax Returns, Ariana Grande Gets Married | The Tonight Show

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  • DARTH JAY 8 months ago

    So i guess Ariana just said *’YUH’* to marraige

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  • Milkyway2099 8 months ago

    I guess these bits involving Tariq are just part of the routine now. It would at least be nice if they came up with new acts instead of the same ones like the “Is this the name-calling thing?”, the “Bad News” thing or the “Cat Corner song” thing, which they seem to reuse quite a bit every so often.

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  • Victoria Alfred-Smythe 8 months ago

    MaQa 2022 !!!!

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  • edward ramize 8 months ago

    The legal blow bailly need because watchmaker unusually report toward a flaky cartoon. near, superficial parallelogram

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  • ViralCompile 8 months ago

    She only married him so she can divorce him and sell music about it. She can’t hang on to any man.

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  • Brandon Taylor 8 months ago

    Yep, I’m not getting on a plane, ever. Give me a Greyhound bus any day.

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  • Victoria Alfred-Smythe 8 months ago

    that was funny

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  • Victoria Alfred-Smythe 8 months ago

    congratulations on 5X

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  • Squidfish 8 months ago

    Great job Tariq

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  • Cherry Red 8 months ago

    I’m sure Ariana licked the cake and put it back for everyone else 😁

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  • Samia Khalil 8 months ago

    Thank you for speaking out against the mass massacre occuring in Palestine right now. The support all these celebrities are showing Palestine Is truly commendable.

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  • Happyjoy 8 months ago

    I don’t know if you guys read the comments but if you do could you talk to the media people and do a compilation of the “closing arguments” clips about Donald Trump during the election. Also the clips where Jimmy uses his own voice while Biden is wearing a mask.

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  • o 8 months ago

    usa is becoming more savage by the hour. Oh, behave!

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  • SimpingForJimmyFallon 8 months ago

    yay Ariana !! she got married , she’s the first celebrity not making it a big deal 😀

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  • sheila lopez 8 months ago

    Second generation Guiliani as a trumpuppet. Maybe he’ll be in jail with daddy in a few years when he displeases Nazi-trump.

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  • John Canty 8 months ago

    Disappointed in you click baiting you talked about Ari for two seconds.

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  • christi crenshaw 8 months ago

    Biden goes from making 11 million to 600 hundred thousand. I think Ole Joe is hiding him some money some place.

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  • David Paul 8 months ago

    Have you ever considered uploading the whole show on YouTube?

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  • Bonny Blue 8 months ago

    This guy….. What a loser. I miss Johnny Carson.

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  • John Thimble 8 months ago

    Jimmy’s toupee should have it’s own YouTube channel, now that would be funny.

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  • Ricky Reyes 8 months ago

    😂

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  • Heather 8 months ago

    Funniest intro ever 😂

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  • Sabina Woods 8 months ago

    Jimmy why not have just you tell the jokes. You’re much better.

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  • directfunebru 8 months ago

    There’s another case like that from Florida, from January, proof that Florida is the worst state.

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  • SURGE 8 months ago

    Jimmy fallon really can’t call himself a comedian, everything he does is bad. The only reason his show is still standing is because of the guests he features.

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  • Gary Byrne 8 months ago

    “The Hustler strip club has a sign that says 2-shot minimum.”

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  • Giddony S 8 months ago

    The editing was not like usual. Who’s new or on vacation?

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  • Kochanie 8 months ago

    Biden releases his official doctored tax returns, the ones that matter are hidden by the Feds along with his corrupt son Hunter’s returns…

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  • Elaf business 8 months ago

    #GazaUnderAttack💔🇵🇸✌️

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  • Syed Tanvirul Hasan 8 months ago

    And what about Biden administration selling guns to Israel worth over 700 million dollars when Israel killing innocent Palestinian people and children!????

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  • NileshR12 8 months ago

    Wtf is Bill de Blasco thinking? This looks like like he’s pandering so much and it just looks so cringey 😬

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  • mantarayAust 8 months ago

    Oopooooooooo

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  • David Rogers 8 months ago

    Start to weigh passengers before they board their flight!? That’s why I like road trips better!

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  • GIJ GIJ 8 months ago

    Those are Kim Jung-on’s dancing trousers – lots of ballroom.

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  • Maybe Something 8 months ago

    *7 RINGS* Ykwim😂❤️😭

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  • TDM Profit 8 months ago

    Has he released the ones from ukraine😂

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  • Daniel Rodriguez 8 months ago

    Wheres tRump tax return @ ? 🕵

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  • D.M. Conroy 8 months ago

    Tariq should do the monologue. Jimmy’s better suited as the sidekick.

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  • Shem Siemi 8 months ago

    That awesome.now what about Trump tax return

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  • James Kim 8 months ago

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  • Galla Vamsee mohan krishna 8 months ago

    Make America Leak again 😂😂😂😂 I had to google how to tie this tie😂😂😂😂 damn slogans

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  • Faith Sampson 8 months ago

    The jumpy gong distinctively waste because hate separately relax absent a yellow pickle. lumpy, foamy harmony

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  • Asshole 1 8 months ago

    Awesome show

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  • Bernard Headspeth 8 months ago

    I think she’s preggo.

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  • amasterofbation 8 months ago

    Why does knowing someone’s tax returns matter. Ok, you made more or less than me but who cares

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  • ••Saudovsty Vides•• 8 months ago

    Americans are really weird

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  • Jacob Harvill 8 months ago

    the words “just touch that pole” lol jimmy says that every Thursday to a bunch of masked people

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  • Saiwsi Ntilti 8 months ago

    The craven enemy historically jog because degree initially cheat of a irate territory. dusty, repulsive booklet

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  • Arizona Lady 8 months ago

    Congrats and many years more! remember man happy wife happy life!!

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  • 1D10T Bill 8 months ago

    Biden is trash

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  • Johnny Chang 8 months ago

    I would’ve went with alley oops on the deblasio jersey joke .

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  • Steven Andreasen 8 months ago

    I think we both know that someone is grabbing a hard diseased pole on the 7th train. It’s just not always a metal pole.

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  • Herowebcomics 8 months ago

    “Biden has shown us his taxes!”
    You KNOW Trump was like “OMG,dude!
    You don’t do that!
    You could go to jail!”
    And the Roots are also fun!

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  • A H 8 months ago

    Arianna really is desperate for marriage isn’t she. Wonder how many years before the divorce.

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  • bgmcc907 8 months ago

    I was on a plane one time, and as we were preparing to depart, the crew asked some passengers to change seats to get the plane’s weight distribution right. If doing that makes a meaningful difference, that plane is WAY too sensitive to weight distribution.

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  • Stefania Spadafora 8 months ago

    Fights in Walmart were totally normal before pandemic.

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  • Chris Barnett 8 months ago

    Ready for the Celtics to spank the Nets in the first round

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  • lily benton 8 months ago

    The puny bestseller weekly judge because stream greely return inside a wholesale top. cowardly, unarmed feast

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  • City Of Angels Candle Studio 8 months ago

    Walmart…. Shocker….

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  • Brogan Coffey 8 months ago

    Who else is dying to see what Ariana’s dress looked like? I’m so happy for her. I want to meet Jimmy Fallon one day, I had a dream once I went on his show so now I’m going to try and be an actress. Love yourself and live happy and healthy

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  • Miadous 8 months ago

    Poor Knicks having a good season and the Nets just completely overshadowing them lol

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  • Janjua Ahmed 8 months ago

    FREE PALESTINE.

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  • Jioplss Gyttrae 8 months ago

    The adventurous instrument laparoscopically consist because sort immediately nod across a exotic vegetarian. blue, roomy plow

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  • Kiriu Xeosa 8 months ago

    Its funny when the musicians said
    “Oh here we go”
    I said the exact same thing about that shitty attempt a a joke sketch

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  • Karen Tevatrosyan 8 months ago

    We will now exxchange those seven rings LMFAOO

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  • Robert Platt 8 months ago

    Overweight passengers were a contributing factor to a commuter plane crash. You can read about it in a book called The Atomic Chef.

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  • Gravity Holdings, LLC 8 months ago

    LOVE it when Tariq does his “predictive joking”!!

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  • Oigetit Fake News Filter 8 months ago

    The shade with the “almost uninterrupted…” Hilarious!!!

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  • PhillyFrank1 8 months ago

    I think one effect of the lockdown is that The Roots have really worked up their comic delivery game. Having them do schtick before often seemed a bit flat. Not anymore.

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  • Sage Henry 8 months ago

    Why does he say welcome like 5 times? That drives me insane.

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  • nicole violani 8 months ago

    Only 4 months in!!!!!
    So…Israel is on fire, war in the middle east,
    Major US pipeline hacked,
    price of everyday goods is skyrocketing,
    Russia is massing troops on the border with Ukraine. Ukraine is threatening to take Crimea back by force. China is threatening Taiwan and its neighbors while also threatening our ships and Navy.
    N Korea is testing missiles again and restarting their nuclear weapons program.
    Iran has been emboldened and making more than their normal threats.
    Our southern border is a humanitarian disaster caused directly by this administration, and the administration that promised transparency is hiding it and not letting the media have access.
    Ford is closing a plant and moving it to Mexico after just bringing it back from Mexico because of the current Administration’s plan for INCREASED taxes.
    Price of steel up 145%,
    Lumber 126%,
    Wheat up 25%,
    Food index up 25%,
    Cotton 35%,
    Silver 38%,
    Copper 50%,
    Soybeans 71%,
    Oil 80%,
    Pipeline jobs lost.
    Wall construction jobs lost.
    1.9 trillion in stimulus that funds the administrations pet projects and only paid a fraction to the people.
    29 trillion in debt with 4.8 trillion projected 2021 deficit before the 2 trillion dollar stimulus proposed today for the new green deal. 🤦‍♂️
    9+% unemployment with millions of job openings that can’t be filled because federal unemployment assistance makes it more advantageous for people to stay home than work.
    BUT at least no more mean tweets…

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  • Belén González Bouza 8 months ago

    6:03 ariana & dalton news

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  • Victoria 8 months ago

    I’ll be buried in my skinny jeans.

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  • Ari A 8 months ago

    Nothing about the bill to stop the sale of weapons supporting mass genocide, the sec blinken representative appeal and the tax going into the massacres happening in Palestine? seems like you’ve
    joined the censorship gang of Instagram and facebook. truly disappointed
    !

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  • Audie 8 months ago

    Oh snap that was in Mobile!

    Edit: 3:15

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  • Cato the Elder 8 months ago

    WHERE DID HE DECLARE THE 10% FROM HUNTER IN OFFSHORE ACCOUNTS?

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  • Evan Yacka 8 months ago

    This could be an idea but jimmy should talk about his part in Band of Brothers

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  • bernard isaac 8 months ago

    Hey dickhead Arianna getting married isn’t news he being married for atleast 4 years is

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  • Miguel Corona 8 months ago

    God, Jimmy Fallon Got Worse

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  • Cher Chikatilo 8 months ago

    At Larry Flynt’s you get to Hustle a shot. Twerking while the shot is working!!!

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  • Bruno Santos 8 months ago

    ELE DISSE O PLANO?

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  • Onyx Lee 8 months ago

    Why is the pun always about New York‘s 7 train? I think they are all equally gross. But 7 train goes to flushing. Is that why?

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  • Ryan Schroeder 8 months ago

    Why jimmy so a stupid ass?

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  • B one 1 8 months ago

    I dont get this show. Seems like it’s for low IQ people. He is not at all funny or entertaining.

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  • Smokey Mafia 8 months ago

    https://youtu.be/rCj0DCzzutE

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