Jimmy addresses President Joe Biden’s recent release of his 2020 federal income tax return.
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Jimmy addresses President Joe Biden’s recent release of his 2020 federal income tax return.
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So i guess Ariana just said *’YUH’* to marraige
ReplyI guess these bits involving Tariq are just part of the routine now. It would at least be nice if they came up with new acts instead of the same ones like the “Is this the name-calling thing?”, the “Bad News” thing or the “Cat Corner song” thing, which they seem to reuse quite a bit every so often.
ReplyMaQa 2022 !!!!
ReplyThe legal blow bailly need because watchmaker unusually report toward a flaky cartoon. near, superficial parallelogram
ReplyShe only married him so she can divorce him and sell music about it. She can’t hang on to any man.
ReplyYep, I’m not getting on a plane, ever. Give me a Greyhound bus any day.
Replythat was funny
Replycongratulations on 5X
ReplyGreat job Tariq
ReplyI’m sure Ariana licked the cake and put it back for everyone else 😁
ReplyThank you for speaking out against the mass massacre occuring in Palestine right now. The support all these celebrities are showing Palestine Is truly commendable.
ReplyI don’t know if you guys read the comments but if you do could you talk to the media people and do a compilation of the “closing arguments” clips about Donald Trump during the election. Also the clips where Jimmy uses his own voice while Biden is wearing a mask.
Replyusa is becoming more savage by the hour. Oh, behave!
Replyyay Ariana !! she got married , she’s the first celebrity not making it a big deal 😀
ReplySecond generation Guiliani as a trumpuppet. Maybe he’ll be in jail with daddy in a few years when he displeases Nazi-trump.
ReplyDisappointed in you click baiting you talked about Ari for two seconds.
ReplyBiden goes from making 11 million to 600 hundred thousand. I think Ole Joe is hiding him some money some place.
ReplyHave you ever considered uploading the whole show on YouTube?
ReplyThis guy….. What a loser. I miss Johnny Carson.
ReplyJimmy’s toupee should have it’s own YouTube channel, now that would be funny.
Reply😂
ReplyFunniest intro ever 😂
ReplyJimmy why not have just you tell the jokes. You’re much better.
ReplyThere’s another case like that from Florida, from January, proof that Florida is the worst state.
ReplyJimmy fallon really can’t call himself a comedian, everything he does is bad. The only reason his show is still standing is because of the guests he features.
Reply“The Hustler strip club has a sign that says 2-shot minimum.”
ReplyThe editing was not like usual. Who’s new or on vacation?
ReplyBiden releases his official doctored tax returns, the ones that matter are hidden by the Feds along with his corrupt son Hunter’s returns…
Reply#GazaUnderAttack💔🇵🇸✌️
ReplyAnd what about Biden administration selling guns to Israel worth over 700 million dollars when Israel killing innocent Palestinian people and children!????
ReplyWtf is Bill de Blasco thinking? This looks like like he’s pandering so much and it just looks so cringey 😬
ReplyOopooooooooo
ReplyStart to weigh passengers before they board their flight!? That’s why I like road trips better!
ReplyThose are Kim Jung-on’s dancing trousers – lots of ballroom.
Reply*7 RINGS* Ykwim😂❤️😭
ReplyHas he released the ones from ukraine😂
ReplyWheres tRump tax return @ ? 🕵
ReplyTariq should do the monologue. Jimmy’s better suited as the sidekick.
ReplyThat awesome.now what about Trump tax return
ReplyThe joyous sausage beverly sprout because skin prognostically attempt during a invincible brown. lowly, fat faulty border
ReplyMake America Leak again 😂😂😂😂 I had to google how to tie this tie😂😂😂😂 damn slogans
ReplyThe jumpy gong distinctively waste because hate separately relax absent a yellow pickle. lumpy, foamy harmony
ReplyAwesome show
ReplyI think she’s preggo.
ReplyWhy does knowing someone’s tax returns matter. Ok, you made more or less than me but who cares
ReplyAmericans are really weird
Replythe words “just touch that pole” lol jimmy says that every Thursday to a bunch of masked people
ReplyThe craven enemy historically jog because degree initially cheat of a irate territory. dusty, repulsive booklet
ReplyCongrats and many years more! remember man happy wife happy life!!
ReplyBiden is trash
ReplyI would’ve went with alley oops on the deblasio jersey joke .
ReplyI think we both know that someone is grabbing a hard diseased pole on the 7th train. It’s just not always a metal pole.
Reply“Biden has shown us his taxes!”
ReplyYou KNOW Trump was like “OMG,dude!
You don’t do that!
You could go to jail!”
And the Roots are also fun!
Arianna really is desperate for marriage isn’t she. Wonder how many years before the divorce.
ReplyI was on a plane one time, and as we were preparing to depart, the crew asked some passengers to change seats to get the plane’s weight distribution right. If doing that makes a meaningful difference, that plane is WAY too sensitive to weight distribution.
ReplyFights in Walmart were totally normal before pandemic.
ReplyReady for the Celtics to spank the Nets in the first round
ReplyThe puny bestseller weekly judge because stream greely return inside a wholesale top. cowardly, unarmed feast
ReplyWalmart…. Shocker….
ReplyWho else is dying to see what Ariana’s dress looked like? I’m so happy for her. I want to meet Jimmy Fallon one day, I had a dream once I went on his show so now I’m going to try and be an actress. Love yourself and live happy and healthy
ReplyPoor Knicks having a good season and the Nets just completely overshadowing them lol
ReplyFREE PALESTINE.
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ReplyIts funny when the musicians said
Reply“Oh here we go”
I said the exact same thing about that shitty attempt a a joke sketch
We will now exxchange those seven rings LMFAOO
ReplyOverweight passengers were a contributing factor to a commuter plane crash. You can read about it in a book called The Atomic Chef.
ReplyLOVE it when Tariq does his “predictive joking”!!
ReplyThe shade with the “almost uninterrupted…” Hilarious!!!
ReplyI think one effect of the lockdown is that The Roots have really worked up their comic delivery game. Having them do schtick before often seemed a bit flat. Not anymore.
ReplyWhy does he say welcome like 5 times? That drives me insane.
ReplyOnly 4 months in!!!!!
ReplySo…Israel is on fire, war in the middle east,
Major US pipeline hacked,
price of everyday goods is skyrocketing,
Russia is massing troops on the border with Ukraine. Ukraine is threatening to take Crimea back by force. China is threatening Taiwan and its neighbors while also threatening our ships and Navy.
N Korea is testing missiles again and restarting their nuclear weapons program.
Iran has been emboldened and making more than their normal threats.
Our southern border is a humanitarian disaster caused directly by this administration, and the administration that promised transparency is hiding it and not letting the media have access.
Ford is closing a plant and moving it to Mexico after just bringing it back from Mexico because of the current Administration’s plan for INCREASED taxes.
Price of steel up 145%,
Lumber 126%,
Wheat up 25%,
Food index up 25%,
Cotton 35%,
Silver 38%,
Copper 50%,
Soybeans 71%,
Oil 80%,
Pipeline jobs lost.
Wall construction jobs lost.
1.9 trillion in stimulus that funds the administrations pet projects and only paid a fraction to the people.
29 trillion in debt with 4.8 trillion projected 2021 deficit before the 2 trillion dollar stimulus proposed today for the new green deal. 🤦♂️
9+% unemployment with millions of job openings that can’t be filled because federal unemployment assistance makes it more advantageous for people to stay home than work.
BUT at least no more mean tweets…
6:03 ariana & dalton news
ReplyI’ll be buried in my skinny jeans.
ReplyNothing about the bill to stop the sale of weapons supporting mass genocide, the sec blinken representative appeal and the tax going into the massacres happening in Palestine? seems like you’ve
Replyjoined the censorship gang of Instagram and facebook. truly disappointed
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Oh snap that was in Mobile!
Edit: 3:15
ReplyWHERE DID HE DECLARE THE 10% FROM HUNTER IN OFFSHORE ACCOUNTS?
ReplyThis could be an idea but jimmy should talk about his part in Band of Brothers
ReplyHey dickhead Arianna getting married isn’t news he being married for atleast 4 years is
ReplyGod, Jimmy Fallon Got Worse
ReplyAt Larry Flynt’s you get to Hustle a shot. Twerking while the shot is working!!!
ReplyELE DISSE O PLANO?
ReplyWhy is the pun always about New York‘s 7 train? I think they are all equally gross. But 7 train goes to flushing. Is that why?
ReplyWhy jimmy so a stupid ass?
ReplyI dont get this show. Seems like it’s for low IQ people. He is not at all funny or entertaining.
Replyhttps://youtu.be/rCj0DCzzutE
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