Biden News and Penis Jokes – Corden Catch Up

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Published on March 29, 2021

Some of our favorite monologue moments from the week of March 22nd, including multiple “that looks like a penis” jokes, James’s thoughts on President Biden’s first press conference, and a baby is on its way!

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179 comments

  • Elizabeth Mitchell 2 years ago

    🤣🤣

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  • Ken Kaneki 2 years ago

    Im the 100th comment

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  • Idalia Alfaro 2 years ago

    Me: 🤣😂🤣😂
    Mom: Are you crying???

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  • kellypryb26 2 years ago

    Hello James 💫☀️💗☀️

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  • 選ばれたのは伊右衛門でした 2 years ago

    くそおもしれえや^ ^

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  • Onor TLS 2 years ago

    haha kidnap one direction

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  • Casey Siefert 2 years ago

    I’m slightly disappointed that the Patti LuPone saga didn’t make it into the catch up. Even if it wasn’t exactly news it was amazing😂

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  • Jonas White 2 years ago

    Steve lookin like a confused baby bird waitin on a worm…

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  • Brian Hibbs 2 years ago

    I really hated Trump, and I know every right wing asshole thinks this old man schtick is a big deal and it makes me angry how lacking in substance it is when we had actual experts raising concerns over Trump’s mental health. And yet…

    His verbal fumbling still hurts for me to watch and I hate it.
    I’m so angry I’m to the point that agreeing with them only makes me hate them more. I’m dead fucking serious.

    hur dur “I call Trump derangement syndrome so I don’t have to question the legitimacy of my farcical hypocrisy and double standards with regards to criticizing presidents, liberal owned” Fuck you

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  • christian 2 years ago

    This guy doesn’t have any material left anymore what’s going on

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  • Kate- Liz Mendoza Toro 2 years ago

    #joebiden 😅☺ I’m…. gonna reelect on #2024

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  • dajamm yabbay 2 years ago

    I second The toy mascot idea! brillant

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  • Kate- Liz Mendoza Toro 2 years ago

    #badguy not the Billie eilish girl 😅☺

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  • Kate- Liz Mendoza Toro 2 years ago

    And the mascot for the #latelateshowwithjamescorden 😅☺😂

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  • Naveen Ragav K 2 years ago

    Hi….Mr james Corden.. I am a very big fan of yours.. love from India!!!💥💥💥💥💥

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  • C. L-M 2 years ago

    Guillermo’s baby is……?

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  • crazebehindmask 2 years ago

    did you know about the fire forest going on in nepal. more than 70 forest are on fire. and the air nepal has degraded because of the forest fire. pray for nepal. thank you

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  • Mama X 2 years ago

    The boat map looks like an anatomically correct brain 🧠

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  • flipper 140 2 years ago

    We’re in trouble

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  • Joshua Beech-Maher 2 years ago

    I wonder what’s in the president’s pantry… What’s the bet there’s stuff in there and he forgot that was in there.
    I wonder if the president has saved meme’s on his phone…
    I wonder if he waits for task manager or just shuts the computer down?

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  • cvs003 2 years ago

    Awesome. Loved the Biden Jokes 👍

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  • Kevin 2 years ago

    Faux-ci

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  • Marcy Dow 2 years ago

    Now it makes sense. I was wondering why he was face timing with Jimmy Kimmel’s Guierrmo.

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  • Sharon Barton 2 years ago

    Biden is exactly what America needs now and he has a great sense of humor!!

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  • Tjajadi Junawi 2 years ago

    Congrats KAMALA be the President 👍❗️

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  • Harry Billibab 2 years ago

    Ooh synthesiser

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  • TOPIX from the TROPIX 2 years ago

    Biden shouldn’t have smoked that fattie before the interview!

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  • H Goel 2 years ago

    We stand for a feminist boob drawing

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  • Strange experiments 2 years ago

    You guy’s have a great president 🙈🤣 did you realy voted for this old demented man?

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  • Cindy Hofmann 2 years ago

    SO FUNNY 😂

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  • Kathi Pick 2 years ago

    Biden is actually kinda funny 😂

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  • bobbishishka 2 years ago

    Why on earth is there background music?? Not needed!!!

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  • Kinga Orzechowska 2 years ago

    Hello, Hello, Hello !🤣🙃♥️♥️♥️

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  • Fun Travel 2 years ago

    Any school and College students are here?

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  • DFVBC ASDCF 2 years ago

    The strong iran successfully disarm because swing biosynthetically bump to a thankful orchid. daffy, deep geology

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  • Joaquin Esacamilla 2 years ago

    Haaaaaaaa praying Penis My is always praying 🤣🤣🤣

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  • kwazy Lele 2 years ago

    Ok.. this show is getting boring

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  • Nora 2 years ago

    🤣🤩😂😂😂Morning Laughs Attacks😅

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  • Honest Genuine Fierce 2 years ago

    Please don’t stop doing the monologues this way!!!

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  • kathryn larson 2 years ago

    cool- but, y’all should kidnap and reunite one direction

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  • HKHippie 2 years ago

    Wow, sticking up past clips of last week 😴😴😴

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  • Mitko Lefkov 2 years ago

    i watch this in 3 videos….whats happening…?

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  • Majken Wedin 2 years ago

    PLEASE MAKE IT AVAILABLE TO WATCH THE FULL EPISODES OUTSIDE THE US. LOVE JAMES SO MUCH

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  • Brian Neff 2 years ago

    Lol how many outfits is Ian gonna go through? 😂

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  • robredo 2 years ago

    Imagine Biden being your president. Dude should be in a nursing home. So sad!

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  • Fleur Van ommen 2 years ago

    Kidnapp one direction noww!!

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  • Alanna Good 2 years ago

    I love you guys sooooooo much but biden and penis jokes should not be in the same sentence, I feel violated and I understand cuomo’s accusers now. I must sue you for sexual harassment. I’m sorry.

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  • Cheryl Rose 2 years ago

    It’s not blocked anymore

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  • Rachel Gallagher 2 years ago

    I want to know how Reggie gets all his hair in that ponytail ✌♥️ from Montana

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  • LM OF 2 years ago

    I’m enjoying Dave’s laughter more than I should 🙃

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  • Class 10i 2 years ago

    #kidnap1D

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  • bob bobby 2 years ago

    Ding ding 10:00

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  • anuu anuuji 2 years ago

    Black pink

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  • 7-W Zoya Khan 2485 2 years ago

    Kidnap 1D lol

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  • Jamie Corrigan 2 years ago

    TIME TO GO JOE —— OVER 120 YEARS IN POLITICS IS JUST TOO MUCH

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  • Andrew Hunt 2 years ago

    I laughed very hard at the extremely large toy.

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  • Bob Eagle 2 years ago

    American humour is sooo shite ahah

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  • Noah McKeown 2 years ago

    Adventures of ding ding is where that toy is referenced from lol. How did James or his team not find that out 😂

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  • Rhys 2 years ago

    Im so happy to see big tv dying. Only 80k views on this ((((:

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  • marie kastler 2 years ago

    Great work on the blurring!!!
    …they Are tiny testicles!
    Don’t! Stop!
    Don’t stop the penis jokes!
    As it turns out, the “not a choking hazard” joke IS DEFINITELY a choking hazard!!!

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  • MrBeans 2 years ago

    Wow Steve took that news intro a lil serious…
    Joe just needs to slow down… slow and steady bud.

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  • Alex Caruso 2 years ago

    This is my earliest to watch your vids. Your other vids are Years ago..

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  • Even More Bad Newz 2 years ago

    TREASON – the crime of betraying one’s country, especially by attempting to kill the sovereign or overthrow the government.

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  • Sally Chandler 2 years ago

    Ouchie? Watch Randy Rainbow’s latest song.

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  • adam kinzinger 2 years ago

    fauci and birx with biden/kamala and CDC lies too much. open all old video and we know what are you said on past few months. your mouth bad smell china covid-19

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  • S. Parrish 2 years ago

    everyone knows what’s going on. stay strong America.

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  • Robert Joiner 2 years ago

    Biden is a fool, when 5he citys crumble and your money is gone i will be fine. By july it will start , covid is nothing see what happens to your money and home after july

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  • HARRY'S KIWI 2 years ago

    ATTENTION CALLING ALL DIRECTIONERS TRUE DIRECTIONERS will take time and read it As you all know, the 11 year anniversary is coming up on the 23rd of next July. But we have some projects we must complete before then. Those targets are as follows;

    1) Even though songs like More than this, best song ever, etc, have hundreds of millions of views, it’s still not what they deserve. We have decided to stream the song on July 22nd, the day before the 11 year anniversary to get the song to charts. Maybe we have to start streaming a little bit beforehand, but still. We need to stream the song on every possible platform; YouTube, Spotify, iTunes, Amazon music etc. If this is the same group of people who sold FNB stadium within a minute, then why couldn’t we be able to do this?

    2) This was planned a year ago, but this time we could easily do this. The second project is to stream drag me down, which as we can see is so close to 1 billion views, but, story of my life isn’t, so we will stream story of my life on July 18th (The last Sunday before the anniversary) and make the masterpiece number 1 on that day. I think none of the above are difficult tasks, but that’s only if we spread the words. So kindly spread the words. Copy and paste this, guys, believe me we can do it! I know we kinda planned it last time and fell short, but we can do it if we try harder.

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  • Aaron Eppard 2 years ago

    Lololol

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  • Lacy Johnson 2 years ago

    The unique quartz explicitly agree because garden mainly snow excluding a depressed barber. truthful, scandalous idea

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  • YoU GoT nO jAmS 2 years ago

    Different comment but….
    I MISS BABY MOCHI AND PAPA MOCHI TOGETHER😭

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  • Hala Younes 2 years ago

    day six of asking james corden to do a carpool karaoke with louis tomlinson.

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  • NPC J 2 years ago

    I remember when night shows were funny. Now we have this pos.

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  • Juan Rapington 2 years ago

    This show is so so good. Thank you James and crew ❤️

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  • Alice .T 2 years ago

    I really hope they don’t bring on any tiktokers because that’ll ruin this show for me.

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  • Stella Kostakis 2 years ago

    Poetic

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  • FJRBoersma 2 years ago

    Hahaha

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  • MAGA Evangelist 2 years ago

    Fat F !

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  • JESSIE JAMES 2 years ago

    Sleazy Joe and the Ho.. but where is his ho? While Trump is taking a trip to the border, and Biden is uh…. doing nothing as usual wouldn’t this be considered “dereliction of duty”?

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  • Mark Gigiel 2 years ago

    I think malt shops and old school dating were much better, actually. As G Bush said, we had a kinder gentler nation. At least here, we still bombed everyone else.

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  • Baldur Vizla 2 years ago

    Ketchup

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  • Dan Dwun 2 years ago

    Biden is so senile it’s just embarrassing.

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  • Cathy Jarveaux 2 years ago

    I wish that y’all would remember that he hurt his ankle months and months ago and hopefully he did not hurt it worse again

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  • Staci K 2 years ago

    I really enjoy James and his crew.

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  • The directioner Family 2 years ago

    #kidnap 1D please we love them!

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  • Brandi Elliott 2 years ago

    Am i the only one that noticed he changed his suit in the middle of the show????

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  • A dorable 2 years ago

    That sounded GREAT!!! The News 🎼🎹💜

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  • A dorable 2 years ago

    I don’t like seeing people trip. Makes me feel bad for that person. Regardless who it is.

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  • Maulana Azis 2 years ago

    Perfoemance james best

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  • Jovan Ićitović 2 years ago

    https://youtu.be/qir7vPF_eBA

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  • brandon edens 2 years ago

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  • Johnny W 2 years ago

    78 year old man who runs everyday. Compared to fat bastard?

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  • jana rashid 2 years ago

    Cordon i love your work,,, please don’t EVER think of interviewing a tiktoker thank you.

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  • Panam Bhan 2 years ago

    The parched ship frequently spare because aluminum provisionally trace aside a befitting literature. panoramic, subdued stool

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  • Dan Onil Galang 2 years ago

    I laughed when James was surprised with the news theme, and Steve was shock everyone was looking at him like “what did I do?” these MF is really enjoying this format

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  • Vishlesha khanal 2 years ago

    Waiting for the day you will grow old….it’s been 5 years since i know you but you are still same♡♡

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  • Ananya Singh 2 years ago

    I know what im gonna write about is completely off topic but please take out a little time if you are a true ONE DIRECTION fan and read this🙏

    James corden is the last hope for a one direction reunion so please ,i request each one of you to spread this message in every james corden’s videos “#pleasebringback1D”
    😭 we can do it guyssss
    Also note that im NOT telling james to kidnap them cuz he made a proper video regarding it 🙏

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  • Mad Man 2 years ago

    How James corden has managed to stay relevant is nothing short of a miracle the guy has to be one of the worst comedians on the planet

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  • Diane Alvarez 2 years ago

    Just to remind you of my mighty James Corden, that Astro’s new album will be released, I say for you to invite them. 🧐💙🇲🇽

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  • Rebecca Davis 2 years ago

    James pretend to be the host of the brits and nominate Louis and Niall… we all know you’re pissed about it too.

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  • Hala Younes 2 years ago

    day 7 of asking james corden to do a carpool karaoke with louis tomlinson

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  • lin yu fen 2 years ago

    Funniest news 😂😂😂😂

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  • Carla Gonzalez Gonzalez 2 years ago

    James please kidnap One Direction

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  • اعجاز 2 years ago

    Trump

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  • Shelli Belli 2 years ago

    Very off-topic: I just discovered an instant cure for brain freeze! Exhale into a mask. Try it!

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  • E Cat 2 years ago

    Wtf is up with the changing outfits?!??!

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  • Ser Diaz 2 years ago

    https://youtu.be/vnkAotfOhTw

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  • triana barrera 2 years ago

    Ok but Guillermo looks amazing

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  • Sherry Hesner 2 years ago

    James, You are so silly! 😛

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  • Grumpy Gurrl 2 years ago

    How do all these talk show hosts have cool names

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  • Azør 2 years ago

    OMG 9:43 DING DING MICHAEL REEVES IT GOT IN!

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  • Vi Olly 2 years ago

    Marlarkey Alert !!!!

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  • Sharannya 2 years ago

    Hiii

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  • Vince Kn 2 years ago

    James, we need more of the Flinch, Cell phone profile, and Take a break.

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  • mia c 2 years ago

    #kidnapponed #kidnaponed #kidnaponed

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  • Lisa G 2 years ago

    Blur the child’s toy, but air the performance of WAP? If censorship is going to happen a least make it consistent.

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  • Tracy Brown 2 years ago

    Hello friends,I need like 10 friends to chat with I’m bored at home the virus is hitting me so bad

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  • Dora 2 years ago

    Wdum no subtitles 🥺

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  • Dyna Brad 2 years ago

    Why has no one said anything about Jim changing clothes?? Pink shirt, blue shot, solid jacket, jacket with dots…..

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  • Derick Johnson 2 years ago

    Well we fixed it, the intern Chronicles.

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  • Derick Johnson 2 years ago

    Six hours my God 😁👍scared them off😜

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  • Hala Younes 2 years ago

    day 8 of asking james corden to do a carpool karaoke with louis tomlinson

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  • Patty Crawford 2 years ago

    No CC, im sad that I can’t watch this now

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  • Andreas Linden 2 years ago

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  • Omameera ALqhtani 2 years ago

    I think that u should reles asingle so soon u have a beautiful voice ♥️♥️ and make a slow song u have a smoth kind voice

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  • Franki Althuas 2 years ago

    I love James! Sometimes when I need cheering up I watch his videos!
    Works everytime!

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  • Akhil Krishnan 2 years ago

    James One Direction

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  • Alba Roza Santos 2 years ago

    PLEASE JAMES KIDNAP ONE DIRECTION I NEED SEE THEM TOGUETHER

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  • unital 2 years ago

    Watch kovas vid

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  • Daksh Vachhani 2 years ago

    Day 1 -You kidnapped the Jonas brothers then u can kidnap 1D (Just do it don’t argue )

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  • Daksh Vachhani 2 years ago

    Do it

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  • Daksh Vachhani 2 years ago

    #plsbringback1D James Is the last hope.

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  • Erica Play’s 2 years ago

    I’m glad y’all are seeing biden aint fit to run this fuxken country we need 45 back stat

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  • Julia Ward 2 years ago

    🤣🤣❤️ can’t imagine anything making me happier than him singing at me in a car 😅💋💋

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  • Julia Ward 2 years ago

    Everyone is reporting on the stairs, but no emphasis on him never giving up!, he kept trying again even though it got harder every time! He should’ve owned it and just taken a bow!🎩

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  • Dan McAleer 2 years ago

    Wish they would drop the cheesy music….it sickens me.

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  • Twixy No 2 years ago

    I loved this recap. James without an audience is genius. Everyone on the cast and crew participates. I wish the penis toy could be the mascot, pixelation and all.

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  • Muhammad Mallick 2 years ago

    please do a carpool karaoke with post malone

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  • Selçuk Karan 2 years ago

    Rowan Atkinson(MR BEAN) you should host

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  • Theodore Nelson 2 years ago

    Omg I love Biden!

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  • Alton Katz 2 years ago

    The people who watch James cordon think abu ghraib is a brand of hot tub.

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  • Younes Ten 2 years ago

    Coronavirus is April Fool😅👍👍👍Coronavirus is a big lie

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  • Caped Baldy 2 years ago

    michail reeves

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  • Jessica AlvarezG 2 years ago

    james please bring louis tomlinson for a spill your guts and ask him for susan boyle please

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  • Caitlin Fisher 2 years ago

    *questions whether this is/should be age restricted content*

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  • OneWhisper Gaming 2 years ago

    I saw Ding Ding on the thumbnail!

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  • דניאל נשיא 2 years ago

    Shame on America for electing such an innocent president who acts only out of hatred for the previous administration without paying attention to his actions.

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  • Talk Show With Nathan Kousaka 2 years ago

    Day 1 of asking for James Corden quitted rinsenpai Umidah and Love Live! fans

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  • Alex Mga 2 years ago

    I love how everyone knows late night shows are extremely biased and support the radical left, but we all pretend like they’re just funny and believe in free speech

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  • CRAZY LIFE OF MINE 2 years ago

    #Str3amDragMeDownTo1B

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  • CRAZY LIFE OF MINE 2 years ago

    I’ve already done Driver’s license so we have to go somewhere else guys!

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  • mood 2 years ago

    ok! do u have any ideas?

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  • mood 2 years ago

    susan is deleting my com😟

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  • Anna 2 years ago

    Is everyone here?

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  • Shubhada Gadgil 2 years ago

    senorita ? or dynamite?

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  • Shubhada Gadgil 2 years ago

    next??

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  • mood 2 years ago

    I’m back

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  • Anna 2 years ago

    Senorita

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  • mood 2 years ago

    dynamite first and then senorita

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  • CRAZY LIFE OF MINE 2 years ago

    JB songs? Maybe? Other than “sorry” and “one time” (I promoted there yesterday😜) some other JB songs

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  • Shubhada Gadgil 2 years ago

    GUYS PLS HELP US:
    we need Drag Me Down (1D’ song) to reach 1B vi4ws and we don’t have much time
    please, str4aming ince a day is good enough. Please str3am the official music video only.
    Thanks everyone

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  • Shubhada Gadgil 2 years ago

    dynamite first right?

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  • mood 2 years ago

    good ideas
    LET’S start with
    dynamit
    senorita
    jb songs

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  • mood 2 years ago

    ok lets go to dynamite

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  • mood 2 years ago

    ok let’s go!

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  • Nada Nechat 2 years ago

    I love you

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  • Hussain Palodawala 2 years ago

    you should do a spill your guts or fill your guts with harry styles. you and harry it will be so fun.

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  • Umme hani Palodawala 2 years ago

    Pls do a spill your guts or fill your guts with Harry styles . It will be fun you and Harry.

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  • cenobio doroteo 1 year ago

    KIDNAP ONE DIRECTION

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  • cenobio doroteo 1 year ago

    JAMES PLZ YOU WILL SAVE 2020 LIKE BE THE LITERAL PRESIDENT (for directioners) IF YOU KIDNAP ONE DIRECTION

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  • cenobio doroteo 1 year ago

    KIDNAP THEM

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  • cenobio doroteo 1 year ago

    YOU KIDNAPED THE JONAS BROTHERS DO THE SAME FOR THE BOYS

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  • cenobio doroteo 1 year ago

    JAMES KIDNAP THEM AND BRING THEM TOGETHER I CANT GO ANY LONGER WITHOUT THEM

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  • Darrell Hansen 1 year ago

    Biden at least all know who to blame for the Comcast “misshap”

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  • fangurl33 1 year ago

    WHY ARE THERE NO SUBS
    Edit: “My pReDeCessOR” *snorts derisively*
    Lmaooooo

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